Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this a slow Tuesday.

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More Chuck Norris facts

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Chuck Norris Let The Dogs Out.

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Chuck Norris writes code that optimizes itself.

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Chuck Norris understands women.

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Chuck Norris can bake in a Freezer.

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The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.

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Chuck Norris can stand on his head. His dick-head.

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Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

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Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

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As a teen, Chuck Norris had sex with every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later the nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in professional football history.

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The moon's shadow doesn't dare follow Chuck Norris.

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Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Chuck Norris. He only has two needs: killing people and finding people to kill.

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The 11th commandment is "Thou shalt not piss off Chuck Norris". This commandment is rarely enforced, as it is impossible to accomplish.