Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this a slow Tuesday.

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#636

Chuck Norris made the sun by rubbing his hands together.

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Chuck Norris makes onions cry.

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It takes 14 puppeteers to make Chuck Norris smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage.

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The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.

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Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.

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It is said that looking into Chuck Norris' eyes will reveal your future. Unfortunately, everybody's future is always the same: death by a roundhouse-kick to the face.

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The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.

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Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.

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Chuck Norris was the orginal sculptor of Mount Rushmore. He completed the entire project using only a bottle opener and a drywall trowel.

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You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In actuality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.

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Once a police officer caught Chuck Norris, the cop was lucky enough to escape with a warning.

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Each hair in Chuck Norris' beard contributes to make the world's largest DDOS.