Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this a slow Tuesday.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#563

Chuck Norris can retrieve anything from /dev/null.

#619

Once Chuck Norris and Superman had a competition. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants.

#214

Chuck Norris did in fact, build Rome in a day.

#588

Chuck Norris can over-write a locked variable.

#683

Miss Daisy drove Chuck Norris.

#258

It is scientifically impossible for Chuck Norris to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself.

#607

Chuck Norris already went to Moon and Mars, that's why there are no signs of life.

#395

Some people ask for a Kleenex when they sneeze, Chuck Norris asks for a body bag.

#527

No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.

#252

Do you know why Baskin Robbins only has 31 flavors? Because Chuck Norris doesn't like Fudge Ripple.

#626

Chuck Norris doesn't need a keyboard he tells the computer to write something and it does.

#153

When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.