Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this a slow Tuesday.

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More Chuck Norris facts

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Chuck Norris doesn't listen to heavy metal, he eats it for breakfast.

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If you were somehow able to land a punch on Chuck Norris your entire arm would shatter upon impact. This is only in theory, since, come on, who in their right mind would try this?

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Chuck Norris does not style his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

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Chuck Norris caught a bullet by blinking.

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Chuck Norris has volunteered to remain on earth after the Rapture; he will spend his time fighting the Anti-Christ.

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Chuck Norris can win a staring contest while blinking.

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The pen is mightier than the sword, but only if the pen is held by Chuck Norris.

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Guantuanamo Bay, Cuba, is the military code-word for "Chuck Norris' basement"

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When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.

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It's never a party without Chuck Norris.

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The First rule of Chuck Norris is: you do not talk about Chuck Norris.

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Movie trivia: The movie "Invasion U.S.A. is, in fact, a documentary.