Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this a slow Tuesday.

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#521

The class object inherits from Chuck Norris

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CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.

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What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.

#241

Chuck Norris' show is called Walker: Texas Ranger, because Chuck Norris doesn't run.

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Chuck Norris programs occupy 150% of CPU, even when they are not executing.

#248

The US did not boycott the 1980 Summer Olympics in Moscow due to political reasons: Chuck Norris killed the entire US team with a single round-house kick during TaeKwonDo practice.

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In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris killed that man.

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In a tagteam match, Chuck Norris was teamed with Hulk Hogan against King Kong Bundy and Andre The Giant. He pinned all 3 at the same time.

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There is no April 1st in Chuck Norris' calendar, because no one can fool him.

#246

There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.

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Chuck Norris can skeletize a cow in two minutes.

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Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold. Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.