Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this a slow Tuesday.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#551

Every SQL statement that Chuck Norris codes has an implicit "COMMIT" in its end.

#665

Chuck Norris doesn't drive, he tells the car where to go.

#524

Chuck Norris is actually the front man for Apple. He let's Steve Jobs run the show when he's on a mission. Chuck Norris is always on a mission.

#500

Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.

#600

Chuck Norris causes the Windows Blue Screen of Death.

#462

When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.

#484

Chuck Norris likes his ice like he likes his skulls: crushed.

#305

Chuck Norris does not have to answer the phone. His beard picks up the incoming electrical impulses and translates them into audible sound.

#411

When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.

#604

Code runs faster when Chuck Norris watches it.

#332

The only sure things are Death and Taxes and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.

#172

The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.