Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this a slow Tuesday.

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#246

There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.

#371

Chuck Norris can be unlocked on the hardest level of Tekken. But only Chuck Norris is skilled enough to unlock himself. Then he roundhouse kicks the Playstation back to Japan.

#201

If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.

#4

Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger. By yelling "Bang!"

#349

The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.

#688

If Chuck Norris were a vegetable he'd be a Chuck Norris.

#743

The moon's shadow doesn't dare follow Chuck Norris.

#161

Archaeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined victim as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"

#659

Chuck Norris' cat has 10 lives.

#490

All arrays Chuck Norris declares are of infinite size, because Chuck Norris knows no bounds.

#589

Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.

#718

Chuck Norris can find the end of a circle.