Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this a slow Tuesday.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#52

Chuck Norris' log statements are always at the FATAL level.

#70

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light

#117

Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.

#366

If you work in an office with Chuck Norris, don't ask him for his three-hole-punch.

#453

Chuck Norris doesn't say "who's your daddy", because he knows the answer.

#191

An anagram for Walker Texas Ranger is KARATE WRANGLER SEX. I don't know what that is, but it sounds AWESOME.

#610

Dark spots on the Moon are the result of Chuck Norris' shooting practice.

#437

Divide Chuck Norris by zero and you will in fact get one........one bad-ass that is.

#676

Chuck Norris has size ten feet but wears size three shoes.

#709

Chuck Norris can rip a page out of Facebook.

#593

Chuck Norris can write to an output stream.

#690

Chuck Norris caught a bullet by blinking.