Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this a slow Tuesday.

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#48

Chuck Norris' OSI network model has only one layer - Physical.

#352

It is said that looking into Chuck Norris' eyes will reveal your future. Unfortunately, everybody's future is always the same: death by a roundhouse-kick to the face.

#99

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Chuck Norris once and he will roundhouse kick you in the face.

#105

Chuck Norris doesn't wash his clothes. He disembowels them.

#354

Scientifically speaking, it is impossible to charge Chuck Norris with obstruction of justice. This is because even Chuck Norris cannot be in two places at the same time.

#637

Chuck Norris doesn't turn on his faucet, he stares at it until it cries.

#457

Chuck Norris once round-house kicked a salesman. Over the phone.

#176

James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.

#683

Miss Daisy drove Chuck Norris.

#730

The reason Superman flies is because he knows Chuck Norris is on the ground.

#739

Chuck Norris can kill seven with one blow. By literally blowing on them.

#628

Chuck Norris plays pool with comets and astroids. He shoots them into black holes.