Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this a slow Tuesday.

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#413

If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you.

#405

The word 'Kill' was invented by Chuck Norris. Other words were 'Die', 'Beer', and 'What'.

#677

Chuck Norris doesn't listen to heavy metal, he eats it for breakfast.

#483

Chuck Norris describes human beings as "a sociable holder for blood and guts".

#359

Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.

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As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris."

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Chuck Norris irons his trousers with them still on.

#306

How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Just one. From Chuck Norris.

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Faster than a speeding bullet... More powerful than a locomotive... Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... These are some of Chuck Norris' warm-up exercises.

#571

The Chuck Norris Eclipse plugin made alien contact.

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Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

#366

If you work in an office with Chuck Norris, don't ask him for his three-hole-punch.