Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this a slow Tuesday.

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#662

Chuck Norris will make your hair grow faster than Rogaine.

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Chuck Norris has size ten feet but wears size three shoes.

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Chuck Norris has volunteered to remain on earth after the Rapture; he will spend his time fighting the Anti-Christ.

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The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.

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Chuck Norris can look at you in a tone of voice.

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If you try to kill -9 Chuck Norris' programs, it backfires.

#338

There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.

#640

Jaws stays on the beach when Chuck Norris swims.

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Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

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Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.

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Chuck Norris fought the law, and Chuck Norris won.

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The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.