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Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this a slow Tuesday.
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Chuck Norris' log statements are always at the FATAL level.
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Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light
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Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
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If you work in an office with Chuck Norris, don't ask him for his three-hole-punch.
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Chuck Norris doesn't say "who's your daddy", because he knows the answer.
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An anagram for Walker Texas Ranger is KARATE WRANGLER SEX. I don't know what that is, but it sounds AWESOME.
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Dark spots on the Moon are the result of Chuck Norris' shooting practice.
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Divide Chuck Norris by zero and you will in fact get one........one bad-ass that is.
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Chuck Norris has size ten feet but wears size three shoes.
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Chuck Norris can rip a page out of Facebook.
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Chuck Norris can write to an output stream.
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Chuck Norris caught a bullet by blinking.
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