Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this a slow Tuesday.

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#635

Chuck Norris once sold eBay to eBay on eBay.

#165

Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.

#604

Code runs faster when Chuck Norris watches it.

#141

Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.

#248

The US did not boycott the 1980 Summer Olympics in Moscow due to political reasons: Chuck Norris killed the entire US team with a single round-house kick during TaeKwonDo practice.

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Chuck Norris can cut through steak with a plastic spoon.

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Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.

#627

Chuck Norris once pissed in a gas tank of a semi truck as a joke - that truck is now know as Optimus Prime.

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With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.

#109

What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.

#670

Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.

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If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.