Chuck Norris can kill seven with one blow. By literally blowing on them.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#117

Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.

#655

Chuck Norris once beat a wall at tennis.

#629

Chuck Norris can stand on his head. His dick-head.

#443

Only Chuck Norris can prevent forest fires.

#178

Thousands of years ago Chuck Norris came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decendents now have white hair.

#652

When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.

#499

Chuck Norris can write infinite recursion functions and have them return.

#517

Chuck Norris doesn't need a debugger, he just stares down the bug until the code confesses.

#565

No one has ever spoken during review of Chuck Norris' code and lived to tell about it.

#468

Chuck Norris is not Politically Correct. He is just Correct. Always.

#123

When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesn't get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.

#446

In the movie "The Matrix", Chuck Norris is the Matrix. If you pay close attention in the green "falling code" scenes, you can make out the faint texture of his beard.