Chuck Norris can kill seven with one blow. By literally blowing on them.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#263

Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover.

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In a tagteam match, Chuck Norris was teamed with Hulk Hogan against King Kong Bundy and Andre The Giant. He pinned all 3 at the same time.

#61

Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird!

#694

When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the dumbells get tired.

#112

Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

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The Drummer for Def Leppard's only got one arm. Chuck Norris needed a back scratcher.

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Chuck Norris won the Tour de France with a stationary bicycle.

#186

Chuck Norris invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sexual intercourse, and football-- in that order.

#555

Chuck Norris compresses his files by doing a flying round house kick to the hard drive.

#316

Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.

#589

Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.