Chuck Norris can kill seven with one blow. By literally blowing on them.

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#466

Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you...Forty seven times.

#696

When Chuck Norris claps his hands thunder stays quiet.

#108

Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

#398

Chuck Norris starts everyday with a protein shake made from Carnation Instant Breakfast, one dozen eggs, pure Colombian cocaine, and rattlesnake venom. He injects it directly into his neck with a syringe.

#482

When you play Monopoly with Chuck Norris, you do not pass go, and you do not collect two hundred dollars. You will be lucky if you make it out alive.

#656

Chuck Norris can go past the Character limit.

#297

Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.

#237

Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your ass, don?t be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.

#508

Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.

#432

Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.

#444

When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.

#119

The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.