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Chuck Norris can kill seven with one blow. By literally blowing on them.
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Chuck Norris was exposed to the Coronavirus. The virus is now in quarantine for two weeks.
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Don't worry about tests, Chuck Norris' test cases cover your code too.
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Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.
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Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold. Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.
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All arrays Chuck Norris declares are of infinite size, because Chuck Norris knows no bounds.
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Most tough men eat nails for breakfast. Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.
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Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.
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Chuck Norris has to register every part of his body as a separate lethal weapon. His spleen is considered a concealed weapon in over 50 states.
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The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.
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The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured Chuck Norris instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as Chuck roundhouse-kicked Sauron's ass halfway through the first chapter.
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An anagram for Walker Texas Ranger is KARATE WRANGLER SEX. I don't know what that is, but it sounds AWESOME.
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Chuck Norris' OSI network model has only one layer - Physical.
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