Chuck Norris can kill seven with one blow. By literally blowing on them.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#568

Chuck Norris can dereference NULL.

#406

The 11th commandment is "Thou shalt not piss off Chuck Norris". This commandment is rarely enforced, as it is impossible to accomplish.

#315

The phrase 'balls to the wall' was originally conceived to describe Chuck Norris entering any building smaller than an aircraft hangar.

#460

Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger. It is actually a list of fatalities that occurred during the making of the episode.

#280

One day Chuck Norris walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.

#591

Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.

#189

There is in fact an 'I' in Norris, but there is no 'team'. Not even close.

#743

The moon's shadow doesn't dare follow Chuck Norris.

#653

Chuck Norris can win a staring contest while blinking.

#202

Chuck Norris is currently suing myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

#530

Chuck Norris doesn't need to use AJAX because pages are too afraid to postback anyways.

#317

Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.