Chuck Norris can kill seven with one blow. By literally blowing on them.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#565

No one has ever spoken during review of Chuck Norris' code and lived to tell about it.

#340

If you were somehow able to land a punch on Chuck Norris your entire arm would shatter upon impact. This is only in theory, since, come on, who in their right mind would try this?

#616

Once Chuck Norris signed a cheque and the bank bounced.

#626

Chuck Norris doesn't need a keyboard he tells the computer to write something and it does.

#118

Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.

#395

Some people ask for a Kleenex when they sneeze, Chuck Norris asks for a body bag.

#318

He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.

#72

The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

#418

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.

#412

Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.

#211

There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.

#125

Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.