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Chuck Norris can kill seven with one blow. By literally blowing on them.
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There are no such things as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.
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Chuck Norris once thought he was wrong. He was, however, mistaken.
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Chuck Norris finished the neverending story.
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Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.
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COVID-19 is desperate to develop a vaccine against Chuck Norris.
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Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.
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Think of a hot woman. Chuck Norris did her.
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Chuck Norris can hear sign language.
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Chuck Norris doesn't say "who's your daddy", because he knows the answer.
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Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
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In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
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Chuck Norris solved the halting problem.
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