Chuck Norris can kill seven with one blow. By literally blowing on them.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#690

Chuck Norris caught a bullet by blinking.

#210

Chuck Norris does not style his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

#365

Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.

#177

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

#349

The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.

#444

When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.

#107

Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... A suicide.

#632

Knock knock, who's there? Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris who? Sorry, joke is over when Chuck Norris gets involved!

#260

It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.

#595

Chuck Norris never has to build his program to machine code. Machines have learnt to interpret Chuck Norris code.

#604

Code runs faster when Chuck Norris watches it.

#628

Chuck Norris plays pool with comets and astroids. He shoots them into black holes.