Chuck Norris can kill seven with one blow. By literally blowing on them.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#160

Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

#274

Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.

#396

There's an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris.... Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first.

#263

Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover.

#514

Chuck Norris can overflow your stack just by looking at it.

#711

What is the last thing that goes through the head of any Chuck Norris victim? His foot.

#594

Chuck Norris can read from an input stream.

#359

Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.

#299

Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Chuck Norris. He only has two needs: killing people and finding people to kill.

#687

Chuck Norris can break water in half.

#111

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

#455

Love does not hurt. Chuck Norris does.