Chuck Norris can kill seven with one blow. By literally blowing on them.

42 35

More Chuck Norris facts

#79

Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.

#710

When Chuck Norris works out he doesn't get stronger, the machine does.

#190

Scotty in Star Trek often says "Ye cannae change the laws of physics. This is untrue. Chuck Norris can change the laws of physics. With his fists.

#518

Chuck Norris can access private methods.

#533

Chuck Norris can binary search unsorted data.

#456

The term "Cleveland Steamer" got its name from Chuck Norris, when he took a dump while visiting the Rock and Roll Hall of fame and buried northern Ohio under a glacier of fecal matter.

#583

Chuck Norris does infinite loops in 4 seconds.

#80

Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.

#24

The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends"

#299

Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Chuck Norris. He only has two needs: killing people and finding people to kill.

#302

Saddam Hussein was not found hiding in a hole. Saddam was roundhouse-kicked in the head by Chuck Norris in Kansas, which sent him through the earth, stopping just short of the surface of Iraq.

#646

Chuck Norris can hear sign language.