Chuck Norris can kill seven with one blow. By literally blowing on them.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#517

Chuck Norris doesn't need a debugger, he just stares down the bug until the code confesses.

#67

The dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. You know what happened to them.

#169

It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

#585

Product Owners never argue with Chuck Norris after he demonstrates the DropKick feature.

#99

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Chuck Norris once and he will roundhouse kick you in the face.

#557

Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square.

#458

The pen is mightier than the sword, but only if the pen is held by Chuck Norris.

#424

When Arnold says "I'll be back" in Terminator movie it is implied that he's going to ask Chuck Norris for help.

#318

He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.

#155

On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.

#163

Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.

#304

Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.