Chuck Norris can kill seven with one blow. By literally blowing on them.

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#488

Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold. Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.

#86

In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.

#581

If you try to kill -9 Chuck Norris' programs, it backfires.

#604

Code runs faster when Chuck Norris watches it.

#679

Chuck Norris understands women.

#354

Scientifically speaking, it is impossible to charge Chuck Norris with obstruction of justice. This is because even Chuck Norris cannot be in two places at the same time.

#747

When Chuck Norris crosses the road, cars look both ways.

#178

Thousands of years ago Chuck Norris came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decendents now have white hair.

#105

Chuck Norris doesn't wash his clothes. He disembowels them.

#506

Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.

#714

When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.

#219

The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.