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Chuck Norris can kill seven with one blow. By literally blowing on them.
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Chuck Norris can dereference NULL.
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Chuck Norris is Simon Cowell's judge.
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Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
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It's widely believed that Jesus was Chuck Norris' stunt double for crucifixion due to the fact that it is impossible for nails to pierce Chuck Norris' skin.
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Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.
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Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.
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Noah was the only man notified before Chuck Norris relieved himself in the Atlantic Ocean.
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Chuck Norris can tie his shoe while running.
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In a tagteam match, Chuck Norris was teamed with Hulk Hogan against King Kong Bundy and Andre The Giant. He pinned all 3 at the same time.
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Chuck Norris won super bowls VII and VIII singlehandedly before unexpectedly retiring to pursue a career in ass-kicking.
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Chuck Norris' beard can type 140 wpm.
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Chuck Norris is the only man who has, literally, beaten the odds. With his fists.
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