Chuck Norris can kill seven with one blow. By literally blowing on them.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#642

Chuck Norris can hear the speed of light.

#221

As a teen, Chuck Norris had sex with every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later the nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in professional football history.

#574

Don't worry about tests, Chuck Norris' test cases cover your code too.

#694

When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the dumbells get tired.

#302

Saddam Hussein was not found hiding in a hole. Saddam was roundhouse-kicked in the head by Chuck Norris in Kansas, which sent him through the earth, stopping just short of the surface of Iraq.

#727

Chuck Norris bit the apple logo.

#174

When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them.

#269

Crime does not pay - unless you are an undertaker following Walker, Texas Ranger, on a routine patrol.

#201

If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.

#492

Chuck Norris writes code that optimizes itself.

#99

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Chuck Norris once and he will roundhouse kick you in the face.

#536

Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.