Chuck Norris can kill seven with one blow. By literally blowing on them.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#569

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.

#248

The US did not boycott the 1980 Summer Olympics in Moscow due to political reasons: Chuck Norris killed the entire US team with a single round-house kick during TaeKwonDo practice.

#165

Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.

#245

The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.

#498

MySpace actually isn't your space, it's Chuck's (he just lets you use it).

#575

Each hair in Chuck Norris' beard contributes to make the world's largest DDOS.

#416

A movie scene depicting Chuck Norris losing a fight with Bruce Lee was the product of history's most expensive visual effect. When adjusted for inflation, the effect cost more than the Gross National Product of Paraguay.

#87

The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.

#621

Chuck Norris tears can cure the cancer, but the sad thing is Chuck Norris never cries.

#345

Noah was the only man notified before Chuck Norris relieved himself in the Atlantic Ocean.

#491

Chuck Norris doesn't have disk latency because the hard drive knows to hurry the hell up.

#9

Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this a slow Tuesday.