Chuck Norris can kill seven with one blow. By literally blowing on them.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#235

Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

#226

Some kids play Kick the can. Chuck Norris played Kick the keg.

#354

Scientifically speaking, it is impossible to charge Chuck Norris with obstruction of justice. This is because even Chuck Norris cannot be in two places at the same time.

#640

Jaws stays on the beach when Chuck Norris swims.

#21

When J. Robert Oppenheimer said "I am become death, the destroyer Of worlds", He was not referring to the atomic bomb. He was referring to the Chuck Norris halloween costume he was wearing.

#53

Chuck Norris' database has only one table, 'Kick', which he DROPs frequently.

#406

The 11th commandment is "Thou shalt not piss off Chuck Norris". This commandment is rarely enforced, as it is impossible to accomplish.

#81

There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.

#290

In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.

#219

The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.

#166

Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his mother's womb.

#686

Chuck Norris can look at you in a tone of voice.