Chuck Norris can kill seven with one blow. By literally blowing on them. 42 35 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 55% approval (77 votes)
When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.
Chuck Norris can be unlocked on the hardest level of Tekken. But only Chuck Norris is skilled enough to unlock himself. Then he roundhouse kicks the Playstation back to Japan.
Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.
Ninjas want to grow up to be just like Chuck Norris. But usually they grow up just to be killed by Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris used to play baseball. When Babe Ruth was hailed as the better player, Chuck Norris killed him with a baseball bat to the throat. Lou Gehrig got off easy.
How many Chuck Norris' does it take to change a light bulb? None, Chuck Norris prefers to kill in the dark.
They say curiosity killed the cat. This is false. Chuck Norris killed the cat. Every single one of them.
Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Chuck Norris. He only has two needs: killing people and finding people to kill.