Chuck Norris can kill seven with one blow. By literally blowing on them.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#656

Chuck Norris can go past the Character limit.

#713

Chuck Norris drove his mom home from the hospital after she gave birth to him.

#467

The 1972 Miami Dolphins lost one game, it was a game vs. Chuck Norris and three seven year old girls. Chuck Norris won with a roundhouse-kick to the face in overtime.

#674

Chuck Norris did it his way and Sinatra sang about it.

#319

The best-laid plans of mice and men often go awry. Even the worst-laid plans of Chuck Norris come off without a hitch.

#704

Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.

#182

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

#396

There's an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris.... Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first.

#559

With Chuck Norris P = NP. There's no nondeterminism with Chuck Norris decisions.

#594

Chuck Norris can read from an input stream.

#112

Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

#294

Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16. Seconds.