Chuck Norris can kill seven with one blow. By literally blowing on them.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#163

Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.

#348

Chuck Norris eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow.

#352

It is said that looking into Chuck Norris' eyes will reveal your future. Unfortunately, everybody's future is always the same: death by a roundhouse-kick to the face.

#399

In a tagteam match, Chuck Norris was teamed with Hulk Hogan against King Kong Bundy and Andre The Giant. He pinned all 3 at the same time.

#477

Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

#657

Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.

#554

Chuck Norris doesn't use a computer because a computer does everything slower than Chuck Norris.

#214

Chuck Norris did in fact, build Rome in a day.

#727

Chuck Norris bit the apple logo.

#645

Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.

#506

Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.

#120

Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.