Chuck Norris can kill seven with one blow. By literally blowing on them. 42 35 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 55% approval (77 votes)
Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.
How many Chuck Norris' does it take to change a light bulb? None, Chuck Norris prefers to kill in the dark.
Chuck Norris kills anyone that asks: "Do you want fries with that?". Because by now everyone should know that Chuck doesn't want fries with anything. Ever.
Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Chuck Norris. He only has two needs: killing people and finding people to kill.
Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people.