Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes. 299 256 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 54% approval (555 votes)
There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
Every time Chuck Norris smiles, someone dies. Unless he smiles while he's roundhouse kicking someone in the face. Then two people die.
Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Chuck Norris. He only has two needs: killing people and finding people to kill.
Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your ass, don?t be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.
Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people.