Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#89

Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?"

#287

Human cloning is outlawed because of Chuck Norris, because then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another Chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.

#359

Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.

#283

When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.

#41

Chuck Norris once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich.

#411

When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.

#240

Fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell. He can also detect hope, as in "I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris"

#504

Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.

#182

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

#256

Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

#167

Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.

#79

Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.