Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.

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#134

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

#249

Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.

#633

Chuck Norris doesn't win, he allows you to lose.

#193

Using his trademark roundhouse kick, Chuck Norris once made a fieldgoal in RJ Stadium in Tampa Bay from the 50 yard line of Qualcomm stadium in San Diego.

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Chuck Norris appeared in the ‘Street Fighter II’ video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this “glitch,” Chuck Norris replied, “That’s no glitch.”

#546

Chuck Norris programs do not accept input.

#626

Chuck Norris doesn't need a keyboard he tells the computer to write something and it does.

#222

Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.

#562

Chuck Norris eats lightning and shits out thunder.

#485

Chuck Norris can kick through all 6 degrees of separation, hitting anyone, anywhere, in the face, at any time.

#459

Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.

#660

Chuck Norris can grill a popsicle.