Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#78

Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.

#333

Chuck Norris' first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors.

#663

Chuck Norris can find the 404 page.

#220

Chuck Norris doesn't play god. Playing is for children.

#499

Chuck Norris can write infinite recursion functions and have them return.

#711

What is the last thing that goes through the head of any Chuck Norris victim? His foot.

#145

When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.

#65

Chuck Norris has a mug of nails instead of coffee in the morning.

#392

Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.

#558

Chuck Norris once won a game of connect four in 3 moves.

#66

If Chuck Norris were to travel to an alternate dimension in which there was another Chuck Norris and they both fought, they would both win.

#619

Once Chuck Norris and Superman had a competition. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants.