Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.

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#63

In the Beginning there was nothing … then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.

#144

When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.

#225

Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

#294

Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16. Seconds.

#348

Chuck Norris eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow.

#110

Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.

#275

Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.

#584

Product Owners never ask Chuck Norris for more features. They ask for mercy.

#550

Chuck Norris can compile syntax errors.

#30

Chuck Norris' version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.

#126

There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.

#472

Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb. On his penis.