Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.

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#603

Chuck Norris could use anything in java.util.* to kill you, including the javadocs.

#178

Thousands of years ago Chuck Norris came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decendents now have white hair.

#432

Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.

#678

The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.

#373

Every time someone uses the word "intense", Chuck Norris always replies "you know what else is intense?" followed by a roundhouse kick to the face.

#388

A man once claimed Chuck Norris kicked his ass twice, but it was promptly dismissed as false - no one could survive it the first time.

#375

Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.

#552

Chuck Norris does not need to type-cast. The Chuck-Norris Compiler (CNC) sees through things. All way down. Always.

#182

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

#456

The term "Cleveland Steamer" got its name from Chuck Norris, when he took a dump while visiting the Rock and Roll Hall of fame and buried northern Ohio under a glacier of fecal matter.

#87

The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.

#150

Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.