Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.

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#693

It's never a party without Chuck Norris.

#383

Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.

#596

Chuck Norris' unit tests don't run. They die.

#25

When Chuck Norris says "More cowbell", he MEANS it.

#426

Chuck Norris' penis is a third degree blackbelt, and an honorable 32nd-degree mason.

#528

Chuck Norris doesn't pair program.

#622

Chuck Norris can remember the future.

#254

Chuck Norris was what Willis was talkin' about.

#515

To Chuck Norris, everything contains a vulnerability.

#354

Scientifically speaking, it is impossible to charge Chuck Norris with obstruction of justice. This is because even Chuck Norris cannot be in two places at the same time.

#585

Product Owners never argue with Chuck Norris after he demonstrates the DropKick feature.

#628

Chuck Norris plays pool with comets and astroids. He shoots them into black holes.