Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.

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#717

The flu gets a Chuck Norris shot every year.

#670

Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.

#197

Chuck Norris built a better mousetrap, but the world was too frightened to beat a path to his door.

#395

Some people ask for a Kleenex when they sneeze, Chuck Norris asks for a body bag.

#603

Chuck Norris could use anything in java.util.* to kill you, including the javadocs.

#90

In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.

#516

Chuck Norris doesn't need sudo, he just types "Chuck Norris" before his commands.

#445

Chuck Norris is not Irish. His hair is soaked in the blood of his victims.

#554

Chuck Norris doesn't use a computer because a computer does everything slower than Chuck Norris.

#428

Diamonds are not, despite popular belief, carbon. They are, in fact, Chuck Norris fecal matter. This was proven a recently, when scientific analysis revealed what appeared to be Jean-Claude Van Damme bone fragments inside the Hope Diamond.

#430

The Drummer for Def Leppard's only got one arm. Chuck Norris needed a back scratcher.

#227

'Icy-Hot' is too weak for Chuck Norris. After a workout, Chuck Norris rubs his muscles down with liquid-hot MAGMA.