Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.

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#282

Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

#626

Chuck Norris doesn't need a keyboard he tells the computer to write something and it does.

#311

Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off.

#595

Chuck Norris never has to build his program to machine code. Machines have learnt to interpret Chuck Norris code.

#206

Superman once watched an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. He then cried himself to sleep.

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The moon's shadow doesn't dare follow Chuck Norris.

#160

Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

#569

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.

#692

Chuck Norris Let The Dogs Out.

#216

Once you go Norris, you are physically unable to go back.

#413

If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you.

#731

Chuck Norris can cut through steak with a plastic spoon.