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Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.
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Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.
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MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips. Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.
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Chuck Norris is the only person to ever win a staring contest against Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder.
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No one has ever pair-programmed with Chuck Norris and lived to tell about it.
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When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.
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182,000 Americans die from Chuck Norris-related accidents every year.
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The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.
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The truth will set you free. Unless Chuck Norris has you, in which case, forget it buddy!
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Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
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Science Fact: Roundhouse kicks are comprised primarily of an element called Chucktanium.
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In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.
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