Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#505

It works on my machine always holds true for Chuck Norris.

#368

The First rule of Chuck Norris is: you do not talk about Chuck Norris.

#520

Chuck Norris does not need to know about class factory pattern. He can instantiate interfaces.

#161

Archaeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined victim as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"

#570

A diff between your code and Chuck Norris' is infinite.

#233

Chuck Norris' favourite cut of meat is the roundhouse.

#236

In a recent survey it was discovered the 94% of American women lost their virginity to Chuck Norris. The other 6% were incredibly fat or ugly.

#739

Chuck Norris can kill seven with one blow. By literally blowing on them.

#300

The truth will set you free. Unless Chuck Norris has you, in which case, forget it buddy!

#523

Bill Gates thinks he's Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris actually laughed. Once.

#342

Jean-Claude Van Damme once kicked Chuck Norris' ass. He was then awakened from his dream by a roundhouse kick to the face.

#594

Chuck Norris can read from an input stream.