Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.

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Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger. By yelling "Bang!"

#683

Miss Daisy drove Chuck Norris.

#532

There is no Esc key on Chuck Norris' keyboard, because no one escapes Chuck Norris.

#131

Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick).

#486

Most tough men eat nails for breakfast. Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.

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Chuck Norris can make onions cry.

#48

Chuck Norris' OSI network model has only one layer - Physical.

#616

Once Chuck Norris signed a cheque and the bank bounced.

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Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

#601

Chuck Norris can download emails with his pick-up.

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Chuck Norris has size ten feet but wears size three shoes.

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Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.