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Fact #125

Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.

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Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life. Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris likes his ice like he likes his skulls: crushed. Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people. Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded. Coroners refer to dead people as "ABC's". Already Been Chucked. See Top 100

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