Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.

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#373

Every time someone uses the word "intense", Chuck Norris always replies "you know what else is intense?" followed by a roundhouse kick to the face.

#4

Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger. By yelling "Bang!"

#412

Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.

#467

The 1972 Miami Dolphins lost one game, it was a game vs. Chuck Norris and three seven year old girls. Chuck Norris won with a roundhouse-kick to the face in overtime.

#191

An anagram for Walker Texas Ranger is KARATE WRANGLER SEX. I don't know what that is, but it sounds AWESOME.

#195

Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold.

#649

Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.

#475

In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus AND the jeep.

#644

Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush. He roundhouse kicks it to the face.

#645

Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.

#95

Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.

#75

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.