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Roundhouse your way through
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Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.
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Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.
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Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.
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Chuck Norris is the only person who can simultaneously hold and fire FIVE Uzis: One in each hand, one in each foot -- and the 5th one he roundhouse-kicks into the air, so that it sprays bullets.
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Chuck Norris killed two stones with one bird.
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There is in fact an 'I' in Norris, but there is no 'team'. Not even close.
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Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.
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Chuck Norris can suck a garden hose through a golf ball.
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Champions eat wheaties for breakfast. Chuck Norris eats champions for breakfast.
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Who let the dogs out? Chuck Norris let the dogs out... and then roundhouse kicked them through an Oldsmobile.
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Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.
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Tom Clancy has to pay royalties to Chuck Norris because "The Sum of All Fears" is the name of Chuck Norris' autobiography.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a debugger, he just stares down the bug until the code confesses.
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