Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#80

Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.

#525

Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.

#401

Chuck Norris is the only person who can simultaneously hold and fire FIVE Uzis: One in each hand, one in each foot -- and the 5th one he roundhouse-kicks into the air, so that it sprays bullets.

#586

Chuck Norris killed two stones with one bird.

#189

There is in fact an 'I' in Norris, but there is no 'team'. Not even close.

#184

Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.

#741

Chuck Norris can suck a garden hose through a golf ball.

#59

Champions eat wheaties for breakfast. Chuck Norris eats champions for breakfast.

#409

Who let the dogs out? Chuck Norris let the dogs out... and then roundhouse kicked them through an Oldsmobile.

#412

Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.

#14

Tom Clancy has to pay royalties to Chuck Norris because "The Sum of All Fears" is the name of Chuck Norris' autobiography.

#517

Chuck Norris doesn't need a debugger, he just stares down the bug until the code confesses.