Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes. 299 256 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 54% approval (555 votes)
There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
A handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.