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Every time someone uses the word "intense", Chuck Norris always replies "you know what else is intense?" followed by a roundhouse kick to the face.
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Let the Bodies Hit the Floor was originally written as Chuck Norris' theme song.
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Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square.
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The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.
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Chuck Norris can make a class that is both abstract and final.
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Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.
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If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
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Chuck Norris bit the apple logo.
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Chuck Norris built a better mousetrap, but the world was too frightened to beat a path to his door.
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Chuck Norris made the sun by rubbing his hands together.
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He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.
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When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.
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It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.
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