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Every time someone uses the word "intense", Chuck Norris always replies "you know what else is intense?" followed by a roundhouse kick to the face.
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Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.
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When God said, "let there be light", Chuck Norris said, "say 'please'.
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When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.
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Thousands of years ago Chuck Norris came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decendents now have white hair.
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Chuck Norris can binary search unsorted data.
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Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover.
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Chuck Norris wipes his ass with chain mail and sandpaper.
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Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.
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The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
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Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.
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