Every time someone uses the word "intense", Chuck Norris always replies "you know what else is intense?" followed by a roundhouse kick to the face.

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#446

In the movie "The Matrix", Chuck Norris is the Matrix. If you pay close attention in the green "falling code" scenes, you can make out the faint texture of his beard.

#308

The phrase 'break a leg' was originally coined by Chuck Norris' co-stars in Walker, Texas Ranger as a good luck charm, indicating that a broken leg might be the worst extent of their injuries. This never proved to be the case.

#626

Chuck Norris doesn't need a keyboard he tells the computer to write something and it does.

#554

Chuck Norris doesn't use a computer because a computer does everything slower than Chuck Norris.

#389

Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

#183

Chuck Norris once worked as a weatherman for the San Diego evening news. Every night he would make the same forecast: Partly cloudy with a 75% chance of Pain.

#624

Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.

#215

Along with his black belt, Chuck Norris often chooses to wear brown shoes. No one has DARED call him on it. Ever.

#431

Chuck Norris was the orginal sculptor of Mount Rushmore. He completed the entire project using only a bottle opener and a drywall trowel.

#161

Archaeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined victim as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"

#84

Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.

#507

Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.