Every time someone uses the word "intense", Chuck Norris always replies "you know what else is intense?" followed by a roundhouse kick to the face.

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#114

Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe with eleven herbs and spices. Nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.

#388

A man once claimed Chuck Norris kicked his ass twice, but it was promptly dismissed as false - no one could survive it the first time.

#553

Chuck Norris does not code in cycles, he codes in strikes.

#531

Chuck Norris doesn't use reflection, reflection asks politely for his help.

#604

Code runs faster when Chuck Norris watches it.

#362

July 4th is Independence day. And the day Chuck Norris was born. Coincidence? I think not.

#407

Chuck Norris is his own line at the DMV.

#186

Chuck Norris invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sexual intercourse, and football-- in that order.

#525

Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.

#27

Chuck Norris just says "no" to drugs. If he said "yes", it would collapse Colombia's infrastructure.

#4

Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger. By yelling "Bang!"

#15

Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life.