Every time someone uses the word "intense", Chuck Norris always replies "you know what else is intense?" followed by a roundhouse kick to the face.

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#519

Chuck Norris can instantiate an abstract class.

#102

Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.

#434

For Spring Break '05, Chuck Norris drove to Madagascar, riding a chariot pulled by two electric eels.

#172

The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.

#523

Bill Gates thinks he's Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris actually laughed. Once.

#636

Chuck Norris made the sun by rubbing his hands together.

#710

When Chuck Norris works out he doesn't get stronger, the machine does.

#471

Chuck Norris has volunteered to remain on earth after the Rapture; he will spend his time fighting the Anti-Christ.

#720

When Chuck Norris crosses the road, the cars have to look both ways.

#388

A man once claimed Chuck Norris kicked his ass twice, but it was promptly dismissed as false - no one could survive it the first time.

#320

The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.

#311

Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off.