Every time someone uses the word "intense", Chuck Norris always replies "you know what else is intense?" followed by a roundhouse kick to the face.

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#496

Chuck Norris burst the dot com bubble.

#209

Movie trivia: The movie "Invasion U.S.A. is, in fact, a documentary.

#384

Chuck Norris uses tabasco sauce instead of visine.

#423

Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.

#341

70% of a human's weight is water. 70% of Chuck Norris' weight is his dick.

#302

Saddam Hussein was not found hiding in a hole. Saddam was roundhouse-kicked in the head by Chuck Norris in Kansas, which sent him through the earth, stopping just short of the surface of Iraq.

#645

Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.

#466

Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you...Forty seven times.

#137

Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.

#141

Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.

#570

A diff between your code and Chuck Norris' is infinite.

#695

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.