Every time someone uses the word "intense", Chuck Norris always replies "you know what else is intense?" followed by a roundhouse kick to the face.

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#573

Chuck Norris uses canvas in IE.

#563

Chuck Norris can retrieve anything from /dev/null.

#732

Chuck Norris hit 11 out of 10 targets, with 9 bullets.

#711

What is the last thing that goes through the head of any Chuck Norris victim? His foot.

#574

Don't worry about tests, Chuck Norris' test cases cover your code too.

#642

Chuck Norris can hear the speed of light.

#458

The pen is mightier than the sword, but only if the pen is held by Chuck Norris.

#180

It takes 14 puppeteers to make Chuck Norris smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage.

#130

When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

#501

The only pattern Chuck Norris knows is God Object.

#379

Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.

#274

Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.