Every time someone uses the word "intense", Chuck Norris always replies "you know what else is intense?" followed by a roundhouse kick to the face.

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#203

The crossing lights in Chuck Norris' home town say "Die slowly" and "die quickly". They each have a picture of Chuck Norris punching or kicking a pedestrian.

#470

Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean. The tsunamis were killing people.

#606

Chuck Norris does not need a watch, he decides what time it is.

#24

The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends"

#179

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

#738

COVID-19 is desperate to develop a vaccine against Chuck Norris.

#437

Divide Chuck Norris by zero and you will in fact get one........one bad-ass that is.

#314

Guantuanamo Bay, Cuba, is the military code-word for "Chuck Norris' basement"

#484

Chuck Norris likes his ice like he likes his skulls: crushed.

#745

Chuck Norris can swim on land.

#390

Chuck Norris owns a chain of fast-food restaurants throughout the southwest. They serve nothing but barbecue-flavored ice cream and Hot Pockets.

#340

If you were somehow able to land a punch on Chuck Norris your entire arm would shatter upon impact. This is only in theory, since, come on, who in their right mind would try this?