Every time someone uses the word "intense", Chuck Norris always replies "you know what else is intense?" followed by a roundhouse kick to the face.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#441

Let the Bodies Hit the Floor was originally written as Chuck Norris' theme song.

#557

Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square.

#320

The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.

#602

Chuck Norris can make a class that is both abstract and final.

#61

Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.

#101

If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

#727

Chuck Norris bit the apple logo.

#197

Chuck Norris built a better mousetrap, but the world was too frightened to beat a path to his door.

#636

Chuck Norris made the sun by rubbing his hands together.

#318

He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.

#652

When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.

#260

It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.