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Every time someone uses the word "intense", Chuck Norris always replies "you know what else is intense?" followed by a roundhouse kick to the face.
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Chuck Norris used to play baseball. When Babe Ruth was hailed as the better player, Chuck Norris killed him with a baseball bat to the throat. Lou Gehrig got off easy.
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On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.
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Chuck Norris can retrieve anything from /dev/null.
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Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.
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Chuck Norris once took LSD just to give his hallucinations a bad trip.
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If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.
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Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.
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Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.
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When Chuck Norris was a baby, he didn't suck his mother's breast. His mother served him whiskey, straight out of the bottle.
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Saddam Hussein was not found hiding in a hole. Saddam was roundhouse-kicked in the head by Chuck Norris in Kansas, which sent him through the earth, stopping just short of the surface of Iraq.
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Movie trivia: The movie "Invasion U.S.A. is, in fact, a documentary.
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