Every time someone uses the word "intense", Chuck Norris always replies "you know what else is intense?" followed by a roundhouse kick to the face.

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#312

Chuck Norris used to play baseball. When Babe Ruth was hailed as the better player, Chuck Norris killed him with a baseball bat to the throat. Lou Gehrig got off easy.

#155

On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.

#563

Chuck Norris can retrieve anything from /dev/null.

#135

Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.

#740

Chuck Norris once took LSD just to give his hallucinations a bad trip.

#238

If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.

#379

Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.

#355

Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.

#649

Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.

#229

When Chuck Norris was a baby, he didn't suck his mother's breast. His mother served him whiskey, straight out of the bottle.

#302

Saddam Hussein was not found hiding in a hole. Saddam was roundhouse-kicked in the head by Chuck Norris in Kansas, which sent him through the earth, stopping just short of the surface of Iraq.

#209

Movie trivia: The movie "Invasion U.S.A. is, in fact, a documentary.