Every time someone uses the word "intense", Chuck Norris always replies "you know what else is intense?" followed by a roundhouse kick to the face.

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#660

Chuck Norris can grill a popsicle.

#550

Chuck Norris can compile syntax errors.

#620

Chuck Norris can make fire using two ice cubes.

#616

Once Chuck Norris signed a cheque and the bank bounced.

#645

Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.

#279

Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.

#345

Noah was the only man notified before Chuck Norris relieved himself in the Atlantic Ocean.

#622

Chuck Norris can remember the future.

#498

MySpace actually isn't your space, it's Chuck's (he just lets you use it).

#721

Chuck Norris fought the law, and Chuck Norris won.

#167

Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.

#451

When Chuck Norris was born, he immediately had sex with the first nurse he saw. He was her first. She was his third. That afternoon.