Every time someone uses the word "intense", Chuck Norris always replies "you know what else is intense?" followed by a roundhouse kick to the face.

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#442

Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

#473

A man once taunted Chuck Norris with a bag of Lay's potato chips, saying "Betcha can't eat just one!" Chuck Norris proceeded to eat the chips, the bag, and the man in one deft move.

#391

Chuck Norris doesn't chew gum. Chuck Norris chews tin foil.

#89

Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?"

#650

Chuck Norris makes onions cry.

#243

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.

#481

Chuck Norris wipes his ass with chain mail and sandpaper.

#452

One time, at band camp, Chuck Norris ate a percussionist.

#710

When Chuck Norris works out he doesn't get stronger, the machine does.

#346

MacGyver immediately tried to make a bomb out of some Q-Tips and Gatorade, but Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the solar plexus. MacGyver promptly threw up his own heart.

#625

Chuck Norris understands every definition in the Oxford Thesaurus, except one - "mercy".

#485

Chuck Norris can kick through all 6 degrees of separation, hitting anyone, anywhere, in the face, at any time.