Every time someone uses the word "intense", Chuck Norris always replies "you know what else is intense?" followed by a roundhouse kick to the face.

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#463

Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.

#448

They say curiosity killed the cat. This is false. Chuck Norris killed the cat. Every single one of them.

#112

Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

#335

The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.

#159

Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.

#246

There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.

#543

Chuck Norris protocol design method has no status, requests or responses, only commands.

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Chuck Norris can suck a garden hose through a golf ball.

#372

Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.

#288

Chuck Norris once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.

#505

It works on my machine always holds true for Chuck Norris.

#600

Chuck Norris causes the Windows Blue Screen of Death.