Every time someone uses the word "intense", Chuck Norris always replies "you know what else is intense?" followed by a roundhouse kick to the face.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#480

In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris killed that man.

#19

Chuck Norris once sued Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr, insisting that that actually is "his" way.

#157

Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!

#511

Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.

#230

According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.

#96

Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.

#81

There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.

#54

Chuck Norris' programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.

#618

Once death had a near Chuck Norris experience.

#675

Chuck Norris can bake in a Freezer.

#624

Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.

#613

Chuck Norris can make onions cry.