Every time someone uses the word "intense", Chuck Norris always replies "you know what else is intense?" followed by a roundhouse kick to the face.

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#395

Some people ask for a Kleenex when they sneeze, Chuck Norris asks for a body bag.

#420

Sweating bullets is literally what happens when Chuck Norris gets too hot.

#161

Archaeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined victim as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"

#114

Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe with eleven herbs and spices. Nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.

#604

Code runs faster when Chuck Norris watches it.

#720

When Chuck Norris crosses the road, the cars have to look both ways.

#117

Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.

#136

In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized.

#368

The First rule of Chuck Norris is: you do not talk about Chuck Norris.

#737

When Chuck Norris went to college, he told his father "You're the man of the house now".

#104

A handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

#280

One day Chuck Norris walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.