Every time someone uses the word "intense", Chuck Norris always replies "you know what else is intense?" followed by a roundhouse kick to the face.

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#499

Chuck Norris can write infinite recursion functions and have them return.

#516

Chuck Norris doesn't need sudo, he just types "Chuck Norris" before his commands.

#105

Chuck Norris doesn't wash his clothes. He disembowels them.

#559

With Chuck Norris P = NP. There's no nondeterminism with Chuck Norris decisions.

#645

Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.

#159

Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.

#340

If you were somehow able to land a punch on Chuck Norris your entire arm would shatter upon impact. This is only in theory, since, come on, who in their right mind would try this?

#48

Chuck Norris' OSI network model has only one layer - Physical.

#222

Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.

#175

Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

#515

To Chuck Norris, everything contains a vulnerability.

#669

Everyone has a guardian angel except Chuck... he guards himself.