Every time someone uses the word "intense", Chuck Norris always replies "you know what else is intense?" followed by a roundhouse kick to the face.

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#346

MacGyver immediately tried to make a bomb out of some Q-Tips and Gatorade, but Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the solar plexus. MacGyver promptly threw up his own heart.

#325

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked her into a glacier.

#409

Who let the dogs out? Chuck Norris let the dogs out... and then roundhouse kicked them through an Oldsmobile.

#185

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

#62

Chuck Norris breathes air … five times a day.

#710

When Chuck Norris works out he doesn't get stronger, the machine does.

#365

Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.

#632

Knock knock, who's there? Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris who? Sorry, joke is over when Chuck Norris gets involved!

#542

Chuck Norris insists on strongly-typed programming languages.

#703

Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.

#565

No one has ever spoken during review of Chuck Norris' code and lived to tell about it.

#605

Only Chuck Norris shuts down websites without due process, not SOPA or PIPA.