Every time someone uses the word "intense", Chuck Norris always replies "you know what else is intense?" followed by a roundhouse kick to the face.

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#624

Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.

#521

The class object inherits from Chuck Norris

#188

Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies closer. Close enough to drop them with one round house kick to the face.

#382

Chuck Norris qualified with a top speed of 324 mph at the Daytona 500, without a car.

#88

Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.

#295

The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.

#566

Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers COMMAND line.

#673

Chuck Norris can tie his shoe while running.

#479

Chuck Norris is the only man who has, literally, beaten the odds. With his fists.

#236

In a recent survey it was discovered the 94% of American women lost their virginity to Chuck Norris. The other 6% were incredibly fat or ugly.

#629

Chuck Norris can stand on his head. His dick-head.

#244

Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with a mixture of iron shavings, industrial paint remover, and wood-grain alcohol.