Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares. 323 336 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 49% approval (659 votes)
Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people.
Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life.
Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.