Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#441

Let the Bodies Hit the Floor was originally written as Chuck Norris' theme song.

#571

The Chuck Norris Eclipse plugin made alien contact.

#412

Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.

#168

The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.

#10

When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.

#628

Chuck Norris plays pool with comets and astroids. He shoots them into black holes.

#552

Chuck Norris does not need to type-cast. The Chuck-Norris Compiler (CNC) sees through things. All way down. Always.

#276

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

#485

Chuck Norris can kick through all 6 degrees of separation, hitting anyone, anywhere, in the face, at any time.

#720

When Chuck Norris crosses the road, the cars have to look both ways.

#480

In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris killed that man.

#74

MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips. Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.