Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#182

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

#274

Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.

#238

If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.

#575

Each hair in Chuck Norris' beard contributes to make the world's largest DDOS.

#618

Once death had a near Chuck Norris experience.

#229

When Chuck Norris was a baby, he didn't suck his mother's breast. His mother served him whiskey, straight out of the bottle.

#735

Chuck Norris eats his meat so rare that he only eats unicorns and dragons.

#560

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

#602

Chuck Norris can make a class that is both abstract and final.

#63

In the Beginning there was nothing … then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.

#656

Chuck Norris can go past the Character limit.

#440

Chuck Norris runs on batteries. Specifically, Die Hards.