Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.

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#574

Don't worry about tests, Chuck Norris' test cases cover your code too.

#598

Chuck Norris doesn't need an account. He just logs in.

#21

When J. Robert Oppenheimer said "I am become death, the destroyer Of worlds", He was not referring to the atomic bomb. He was referring to the Chuck Norris halloween costume he was wearing.

#111

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

#255

Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

#541

Chuck Norris' programs never exit, they terminate.

#67

The dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. You know what happened to them.

#80

Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.

#212

A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease, 2. Chuck Norris, 3. Cancer

#515

To Chuck Norris, everything contains a vulnerability.

#688

If Chuck Norris were a vegetable he'd be a Chuck Norris.

#437

Divide Chuck Norris by zero and you will in fact get one........one bad-ass that is.