Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares. 327 336 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 49% approval (663 votes)
There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
When Arnold says "I'll be back" in Terminator movie it is implied that he's going to ask Chuck Norris for help.
Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.
A handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.
What many people dont know is Chuck Norris is the founder of planned parenthood. Not even unborn children can escape his wrath.
Every time Chuck Norris smiles, someone dies. Unless he smiles while he's roundhouse kicking someone in the face. Then two people die.