Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#366

If you work in an office with Chuck Norris, don't ask him for his three-hole-punch.

#372

Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.

#62

Chuck Norris breathes air … five times a day.

#338

There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.

#530

Chuck Norris doesn't need to use AJAX because pages are too afraid to postback anyways.

#8

Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.

#548

Chuck Norris doesn't need an OS.

#473

A man once taunted Chuck Norris with a bag of Lay's potato chips, saying "Betcha can't eat just one!" Chuck Norris proceeded to eat the chips, the bag, and the man in one deft move.

#144

When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.

#315

The phrase 'balls to the wall' was originally conceived to describe Chuck Norris entering any building smaller than an aircraft hangar.

#392

Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.

#210

Chuck Norris does not style his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.