Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.

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#579

Chuck Norris types with one finger. He points it at the keyboard and the keyboard does the rest.

#435

The Manhattan Project was not intended to create nuclear weapons, it was meant to recreate the destructive power in a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick. They didn't even come close.

#607

Chuck Norris already went to Moon and Mars, that's why there are no signs of life.

#9

Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this a slow Tuesday.

#609

Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.

#682

Chuck Norris voids warranties.

#605

Only Chuck Norris shuts down websites without due process, not SOPA or PIPA.

#647

Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.

#340

If you were somehow able to land a punch on Chuck Norris your entire arm would shatter upon impact. This is only in theory, since, come on, who in their right mind would try this?

#304

Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.

#465

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in ravioli. He stuffs a live turtle with beef and smothers it in pig's blood.

#642

Chuck Norris can hear the speed of light.