Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.

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#460

Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger. It is actually a list of fatalities that occurred during the making of the episode.

#614

Chuck Norris can watch the radio.

#99

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Chuck Norris once and he will roundhouse kick you in the face.

#114

Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe with eleven herbs and spices. Nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.

#400

Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.

#374

As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.

#644

Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush. He roundhouse kicks it to the face.

#546

Chuck Norris programs do not accept input.

#28

When God said, "let there be light", Chuck Norris said, "say 'please'.

#326

Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky.

#171

Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.

#659

Chuck Norris' cat has 10 lives.