Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#82

When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.

#74

MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips. Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.

#361

All roads lead to Chuck Norris. And by the transitive property, a roundhouse kick to the face.

#595

Chuck Norris never has to build his program to machine code. Machines have learnt to interpret Chuck Norris code.

#328

Chuck Norris does, in fact, live in a round house.

#168

The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.

#20

Wo hu cang long. The translation from Mandarin Chinese reads: "Crouching Chuck, Hidden Norris"

#350

Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet, he has every internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking.

#398

Chuck Norris starts everyday with a protein shake made from Carnation Instant Breakfast, one dozen eggs, pure Colombian cocaine, and rattlesnake venom. He injects it directly into his neck with a syringe.

#19

Chuck Norris once sued Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr, insisting that that actually is "his" way.

#730

The reason Superman flies is because he knows Chuck Norris is on the ground.

#573

Chuck Norris uses canvas in IE.