Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#184

Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.

#564

No one has ever pair-programmed with Chuck Norris and lived to tell about it.

#226

Some kids play Kick the can. Chuck Norris played Kick the keg.

#584

Product Owners never ask Chuck Norris for more features. They ask for mercy.

#133

When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women.

#272

It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

#685

Chuck Norris CAN count his chickens before they hatch.

#25

When Chuck Norris says "More cowbell", he MEANS it.

#676

Chuck Norris has size ten feet but wears size three shoes.

#533

Chuck Norris can binary search unsorted data.

#696

When Chuck Norris claps his hands thunder stays quiet.

#427

Chuck Norris does not follow fashion trends, they follow him. But then he turns around and kicks their ass. Nobody follows Chuck Norris.