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Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.

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There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.

Some people ask for a Kleenex when they sneeze, Chuck Norris asks for a body bag.

Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life.

Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.

Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.

When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them.

Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.

When Arnold says "I'll be back" in Terminator movie it is implied that he's going to ask Chuck Norris for help.

Coroners refer to dead people as "ABC's". Already Been Chucked.

What many people dont know is Chuck Norris is the founder of planned parenthood. Not even unborn children can escape his wrath.

Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.

Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people.