Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.

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#227

'Icy-Hot' is too weak for Chuck Norris. After a workout, Chuck Norris rubs his muscles down with liquid-hot MAGMA.

#486

Most tough men eat nails for breakfast. Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.

#102

Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.

#386

Chuck Norris' credit cards have no limit. Last weekend, he maxed them out.

#589

Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.

#5

The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.

#390

Chuck Norris owns a chain of fast-food restaurants throughout the southwest. They serve nothing but barbecue-flavored ice cream and Hot Pockets.

#462

When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.

#300

The truth will set you free. Unless Chuck Norris has you, in which case, forget it buddy!

#335

The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.

#226

Some kids play Kick the can. Chuck Norris played Kick the keg.

#135

Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.