Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.

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#453

Chuck Norris doesn't say "who's your daddy", because he knows the answer.

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Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with a mixture of iron shavings, industrial paint remover, and wood-grain alcohol.

#292

Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris.

#468

Chuck Norris is not Politically Correct. He is just Correct. Always.

#204

Science Fact: Roundhouse kicks are comprised primarily of an element called Chucktanium.

#505

It works on my machine always holds true for Chuck Norris.

#575

Each hair in Chuck Norris' beard contributes to make the world's largest DDOS.

#191

An anagram for Walker Texas Ranger is KARATE WRANGLER SEX. I don't know what that is, but it sounds AWESOME.

#714

When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.

#585

Product Owners never argue with Chuck Norris after he demonstrates the DropKick feature.

#643

Chuck Norris can milk ground beef from a cow.

#297

Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.