Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#463

Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.

#502

Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.

#47

Chuck Norris' keyboard has the Any key.

#560

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

#409

Who let the dogs out? Chuck Norris let the dogs out... and then roundhouse kicked them through an Oldsmobile.

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Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.

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Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.

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Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.

#319

The best-laid plans of mice and men often go awry. Even the worst-laid plans of Chuck Norris come off without a hitch.

#188

Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies closer. Close enough to drop them with one round house kick to the face.

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Chuck Norris' database has only one table, 'Kick', which he DROPs frequently.

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Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.