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Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.

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Coroners refer to dead people as "ABC's". Already Been Chucked.

Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean. The tsunamis were killing people.

Some people can piss their name in to snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name in to concrete.

What many people dont know is Chuck Norris is the founder of planned parenthood. Not even unborn children can escape his wrath.

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Chuck Norris. He only has two needs: killing people and finding people to kill.

Most people fear the Reaper. Chuck Norris considers him "a promising Rookie".

Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.

When Arnold says "I'll be back" in Terminator movie it is implied that he's going to ask Chuck Norris for help.

Bill Gates thinks he's Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris actually laughed. Once.

Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.

Chuck Norris is actually the front man for Apple. He let's Steve Jobs run the show when he's on a mission. Chuck Norris is always on a mission.