Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.

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#257

Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground

#14

Tom Clancy has to pay royalties to Chuck Norris because "The Sum of All Fears" is the name of Chuck Norris' autobiography.

#653

Chuck Norris can win a staring contest while blinking.

#678

The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.

#370

When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.

#570

A diff between your code and Chuck Norris' is infinite.

#150

Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.

#360

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.

#121

Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.

#516

Chuck Norris doesn't need sudo, he just types "Chuck Norris" before his commands.

#194

Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.

#420

Sweating bullets is literally what happens when Chuck Norris gets too hot.