Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#600

Chuck Norris causes the Windows Blue Screen of Death.

#739

Chuck Norris can kill seven with one blow. By literally blowing on them.

#334

With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.

#392

Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.

#197

Chuck Norris built a better mousetrap, but the world was too frightened to beat a path to his door.

#367

In the Words of Julius Caesar, "Veni, Vidi, Vici, Chuck Norris". Translation: I came, I saw, and I was roundhouse-kicked inthe face by Chuck Norris.

#587

Chuck Norris can speak Braille.

#227

'Icy-Hot' is too weak for Chuck Norris. After a workout, Chuck Norris rubs his muscles down with liquid-hot MAGMA.

#572

Chuck Norris is the ultimate mutex, all threads fear him.

#386

Chuck Norris' credit cards have no limit. Last weekend, he maxed them out.

#161

Archaeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined victim as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"

#606

Chuck Norris does not need a watch, he decides what time it is.