Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.

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#691

Chuck Norris is Simon Cowell's judge.

#52

Chuck Norris' log statements are always at the FATAL level.

#478

Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.

#667

The French talk to Chuck Norris in English.

#123

When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesn't get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.

#187

A high tide means Chuck Norris is flying over your coast. The tide is caused by God pissing his pants.

#711

What is the last thing that goes through the head of any Chuck Norris victim? His foot.

#102

Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.

#112

Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

#504

Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.

#534

Chuck Norris breaks RSA 128-bit encrypted codes in milliseconds.

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In a tagteam match, Chuck Norris was teamed with Hulk Hogan against King Kong Bundy and Andre The Giant. He pinned all 3 at the same time.