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Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.
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Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.
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Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.
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Chuck Norris' keyboard has the Any key.
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Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
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Who let the dogs out? Chuck Norris let the dogs out... and then roundhouse kicked them through an Oldsmobile.
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Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.
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Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.
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Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.
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The best-laid plans of mice and men often go awry. Even the worst-laid plans of Chuck Norris come off without a hitch.
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Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies closer. Close enough to drop them with one round house kick to the face.
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Chuck Norris' database has only one table, 'Kick', which he DROPs frequently.
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Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.
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