Chuck Norris doesn't need sudo, he just types "Chuck Norris" before his commands.

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#158

In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.

#593

Chuck Norris can write to an output stream.

#467

The 1972 Miami Dolphins lost one game, it was a game vs. Chuck Norris and three seven year old girls. Chuck Norris won with a roundhouse-kick to the face in overtime.

#733

Santa Claus tells Chuck Norris what he wants for Christmas.

#656

Chuck Norris can go past the Character limit.

#63

In the Beginning there was nothing … then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.

#470

Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean. The tsunamis were killing people.

#732

Chuck Norris hit 11 out of 10 targets, with 9 bullets.

#209

Movie trivia: The movie "Invasion U.S.A. is, in fact, a documentary.

#190

Scotty in Star Trek often says "Ye cannae change the laws of physics. This is untrue. Chuck Norris can change the laws of physics. With his fists.

#116

When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.

#308

The phrase 'break a leg' was originally coined by Chuck Norris' co-stars in Walker, Texas Ranger as a good luck charm, indicating that a broken leg might be the worst extent of their injuries. This never proved to be the case.