Chuck Norris doesn't need sudo, he just types "Chuck Norris" before his commands.

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#728

Chuck Norris has won the lifetime achievement award...twice.

#744

Chuck Norris once ran around the Earth so fast he was able to roundhouse kick himself in the ass.

#554

Chuck Norris doesn't use a computer because a computer does everything slower than Chuck Norris.

#352

It is said that looking into Chuck Norris' eyes will reveal your future. Unfortunately, everybody's future is always the same: death by a roundhouse-kick to the face.

#712

Mike Tyson chipped a tooth on Chuck Norris' ear.

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Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers COMMAND line.

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#518

Chuck Norris can access private methods.

#632

Knock knock, who's there? Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris who? Sorry, joke is over when Chuck Norris gets involved!

#325

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked her into a glacier.

#220

Chuck Norris doesn't play god. Playing is for children.

#469

Mr. T pities the fool. Chuck Norris rips the fool's head off.