Chuck Norris doesn't need sudo, he just types "Chuck Norris" before his commands.

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#710

When Chuck Norris works out he doesn't get stronger, the machine does.

#256

Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

#77

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

#252

Do you know why Baskin Robbins only has 31 flavors? Because Chuck Norris doesn't like Fudge Ripple.

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If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always answers "Two seconds till". After you ask "Two seconds to what?", he roundhouse kicks you in the face.

#131

Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick).

#502

Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.

#380

What many people dont know is Chuck Norris is the founder of planned parenthood. Not even unborn children can escape his wrath.

#521

The class object inherits from Chuck Norris

#566

Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers COMMAND line.

#487

Chuck Norris did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.

#350

Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet, he has every internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking.