Chuck Norris doesn't need sudo, he just types "Chuck Norris" before his commands.

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#596

Chuck Norris' unit tests don't run. They die.

#618

Once death had a near Chuck Norris experience.

#286

Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a Chuck Norris glare will liquefy your kidneys.

#556

Chuck Norris solved the halting problem.

#202

Chuck Norris is currently suing myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

#139

The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.

#423

Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.

#689

Chuck Norris once bought Chicago pizza in Seattle.

#644

Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush. He roundhouse kicks it to the face.

#653

Chuck Norris can win a staring contest while blinking.

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If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.

#326

Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky.