Chuck Norris doesn't need sudo, he just types "Chuck Norris" before his commands.

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#323

Chuck Norris does not kick ass and take names. In fact, Chuck Norris kicks ass and assigns the corpse a number. It is currently recorded to be in the billions.

#447

Chuck Norris' dick is so big, it has it's own dick, and that dick is still bigger than yours.

#395

Some people ask for a Kleenex when they sneeze, Chuck Norris asks for a body bag.

#131

Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick).

#697

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

#736

When Chuck Norris stares into the abyss, the abyss nervously looks away.

#573

Chuck Norris uses canvas in IE.

#591

Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.

#129

A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.

#184

Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.

#194

Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.

#684

Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.