Chuck Norris doesn't need sudo, he just types "Chuck Norris" before his commands. 295 310 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 49% approval (605 votes)
CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.
Chuck Norris doesn't need garbage collection because he doesn't call .Dispose(), he calls .DropKick().
Fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell. He can also detect hope, as in "I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris"
Archaeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined victim as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"
When in a bar, you can order a drink called a "Chuck Norris". It is also known as a "Bloody Mary", if your name happens to be Mary.