Chuck Norris doesn't need sudo, he just types "Chuck Norris" before his commands.

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#47

Chuck Norris' keyboard has the Any key.

#619

Once Chuck Norris and Superman had a competition. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants.

#178

Thousands of years ago Chuck Norris came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decendents now have white hair.

#7

CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.

#172

The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.

#374

As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.

#488

Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold. Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.

#569

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.

#157

Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!

#205

Chuck Norris proved that we are alone in the universe. We weren't before his first space expedition.

#103

Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia.

#212

A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease, 2. Chuck Norris, 3. Cancer