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Chuck Norris doesn't need sudo, he just types "Chuck Norris" before his commands.
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Chuck Norris does not kick ass and take names. In fact, Chuck Norris kicks ass and assigns the corpse a number. It is currently recorded to be in the billions.
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Chuck Norris' dick is so big, it has it's own dick, and that dick is still bigger than yours.
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Some people ask for a Kleenex when they sneeze, Chuck Norris asks for a body bag.
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Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick).
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Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
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When Chuck Norris stares into the abyss, the abyss nervously looks away.
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Chuck Norris uses canvas in IE.
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Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.
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A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.
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Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.
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Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.
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Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.
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