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Chuck Norris doesn't need sudo, he just types "Chuck Norris" before his commands.
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Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.
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Chuck Norris' penis is a third degree blackbelt, and an honorable 32nd-degree mason.
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Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.
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Chuck Norris hit 11 out of 10 targets, with 9 bullets.
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In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris killed that man.
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Hellen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.
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The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.
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An anagram for Walker Texas Ranger is KARATE WRANGLER SEX. I don't know what that is, but it sounds AWESOME.
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When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the dumbells get tired.
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Chuck Norris appeared in the ‘Street Fighter II’ video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this “glitch,” Chuck Norris replied, “That’s no glitch.”
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Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.
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A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.
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