Chuck Norris doesn't need sudo, he just types "Chuck Norris" before his commands. 290 310 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 48% approval (600 votes)
If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.
Archaeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined victim as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"
Fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell. He can also detect hope, as in "I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris"
4 out of 5 doctors fail to recommend Chuck Norris as a solution to most problems. Also, 80% of doctors die unexplained, needlessly brutal deaths.