Chuck Norris doesn't need sudo, he just types "Chuck Norris" before his commands.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#47

Chuck Norris' keyboard has the Any key.

#666

Chuck Norris' bones break sticks and stones.

#716

Before he forgot a gift for Chuck Norris, Santa Claus was real.

#540

Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.

#340

If you were somehow able to land a punch on Chuck Norris your entire arm would shatter upon impact. This is only in theory, since, come on, who in their right mind would try this?

#265

Chuck Norris does not play the lottery. It doesn't have nearly enough balls.

#373

Every time someone uses the word "intense", Chuck Norris always replies "you know what else is intense?" followed by a roundhouse kick to the face.

#518

Chuck Norris can access private methods.

#17

The movie "Delta Force" was extremely hard to make because Chuck had to downplay his abilities. The first few cuts were completely unbelievable.

#612

There is no April 1st in Chuck Norris' calendar, because no one can fool him.

#681

Chuck Norris CAN talk about fight club.

#21

When J. Robert Oppenheimer said "I am become death, the destroyer Of worlds", He was not referring to the atomic bomb. He was referring to the Chuck Norris halloween costume he was wearing.