Chuck Norris doesn't need sudo, he just types "Chuck Norris" before his commands.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#80

Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.

#140

Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

#535

Chuck Norris doesn't needs try-catch, exceptions are too afraid to raise.

#281

Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

#66

If Chuck Norris were to travel to an alternate dimension in which there was another Chuck Norris and they both fought, they would both win.

#471

Chuck Norris has volunteered to remain on earth after the Rapture; he will spend his time fighting the Anti-Christ.

#528

Chuck Norris doesn't pair program.

#89

Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?"

#440

Chuck Norris runs on batteries. Specifically, Die Hards.

#686

Chuck Norris can look at you in a tone of voice.

#438

TNT was originally developed by Chuck Norris to cure indigestion.

#42

Chuck Norris has never been accused of murder because his roundhouse kicks are recognized as "acts of God".