Chuck Norris doesn't need sudo, he just types "Chuck Norris" before his commands.

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#387

Think of a hot woman. Chuck Norris did her.

#176

James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.

#530

Chuck Norris doesn't need to use AJAX because pages are too afraid to postback anyways.

#265

Chuck Norris does not play the lottery. It doesn't have nearly enough balls.

#569

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.

#363

Chuck Norris never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.

#318

He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.

#481

Chuck Norris wipes his ass with chain mail and sandpaper.

#364

In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease"

#462

When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.

#115

The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.

#19

Chuck Norris once sued Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr, insisting that that actually is "his" way.