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Chuck Norris doesn't need sudo, he just types "Chuck Norris" before his commands.
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Chuck Norris' unit tests don't run. They die.
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Once death had a near Chuck Norris experience.
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Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a Chuck Norris glare will liquefy your kidneys.
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Chuck Norris solved the halting problem.
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Chuck Norris is currently suing myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
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The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
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Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.
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Chuck Norris once bought Chicago pizza in Seattle.
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Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush. He roundhouse kicks it to the face.
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Chuck Norris can win a staring contest while blinking.
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If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.
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Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky.
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