Chuck Norris doesn't need sudo, he just types "Chuck Norris" before his commands.

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#412

Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.

#171

Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.

#395

Some people ask for a Kleenex when they sneeze, Chuck Norris asks for a body bag.

#597

Chuck Norris sits at the stand-up.

#365

Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.

#297

Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.

#498

MySpace actually isn't your space, it's Chuck's (he just lets you use it).

#500

Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.

#83

Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.

#478

Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.

#701

Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.

#159

Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.