Chuck Norris doesn't need sudo, he just types "Chuck Norris" before his commands.

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#269

Crime does not pay - unless you are an undertaker following Walker, Texas Ranger, on a routine patrol.

#395

Some people ask for a Kleenex when they sneeze, Chuck Norris asks for a body bag.

#389

Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

#651

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.

#702

Chuck Norris finished the neverending story.

#82

When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.

#41

Chuck Norris once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich.

#210

Chuck Norris does not style his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

#87

The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.

#270

Chuck Norris invented the internet, just so he had a place to store his porn.

#361

All roads lead to Chuck Norris. And by the transitive property, a roundhouse kick to the face.

#176

James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.