Chuck Norris doesn't need sudo, he just types "Chuck Norris" before his commands.

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#287

Human cloning is outlawed because of Chuck Norris, because then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another Chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.

#650

Chuck Norris makes onions cry.

#221

As a teen, Chuck Norris had sex with every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later the nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in professional football history.

#689

Chuck Norris once bought Chicago pizza in Seattle.

#108

Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

#694

When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the dumbells get tired.

#89

Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?"

#337

Chuck Norris has never been in a fight, ever. Do you call one roundhouse kick to the face a fight?

#537

If Chuck Norris writes code with bugs, the bugs fix themselves.

#345

Noah was the only man notified before Chuck Norris relieved himself in the Atlantic Ocean.

#673

Chuck Norris can tie his shoe while running.

#614

Chuck Norris can watch the radio.