Chuck Norris doesn't need sudo, he just types "Chuck Norris" before his commands.

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#616

Once Chuck Norris signed a cheque and the bank bounced.

#299

Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Chuck Norris. He only has two needs: killing people and finding people to kill.

#52

Chuck Norris' log statements are always at the FATAL level.

#632

Knock knock, who's there? Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris who? Sorry, joke is over when Chuck Norris gets involved!

#615

Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.

#157

Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!

#96

Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.

#662

Chuck Norris will make your hair grow faster than Rogaine.

#744

Chuck Norris once ran around the Earth so fast he was able to roundhouse kick himself in the ass.

#534

Chuck Norris breaks RSA 128-bit encrypted codes in milliseconds.

#364

In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease"

#361

All roads lead to Chuck Norris. And by the transitive property, a roundhouse kick to the face.