Chuck Norris doesn't need sudo, he just types "Chuck Norris" before his commands.

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#463

Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.

#426

Chuck Norris' penis is a third degree blackbelt, and an honorable 32nd-degree mason.

#507

Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.

#732

Chuck Norris hit 11 out of 10 targets, with 9 bullets.

#480

In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris killed that man.

#199

Hellen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.

#168

The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.

#191

An anagram for Walker Texas Ranger is KARATE WRANGLER SEX. I don't know what that is, but it sounds AWESOME.

#694

When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the dumbells get tired.

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Chuck Norris appeared in the ‘Street Fighter II’ video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this “glitch,” Chuck Norris replied, “That’s no glitch.”

#450

Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.

#129

A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.