Chuck Norris doesn't need sudo, he just types "Chuck Norris" before his commands. 295 310 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 49% approval (605 votes)
Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Chuck Norris. He only has two needs: killing people and finding people to kill.
Chuck Norris does not need to type-cast. The Chuck-Norris Compiler (CNC) sees through things. All way down. Always.
Archaeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined victim as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"
The 11th commandment is "Thou shalt not piss off Chuck Norris". This commandment is rarely enforced, as it is impossible to accomplish.
CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.