Chuck Norris doesn't need sudo, he just types "Chuck Norris" before his commands.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#642

Chuck Norris can hear the speed of light.

#266

How many Chuck Norris' does it take to change a light bulb? None, Chuck Norris prefers to kill in the dark.

#553

Chuck Norris does not code in cycles, he codes in strikes.

#505

It works on my machine always holds true for Chuck Norris.

#176

James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.

#500

Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.

#181

Chuck Norris is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.

#322

Chuck Norris can taste lies.

#624

Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.

#396

There's an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris.... Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first.

#27

Chuck Norris just says "no" to drugs. If he said "yes", it would collapse Colombia's infrastructure.

#523

Bill Gates thinks he's Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris actually laughed. Once.