Chuck Norris doesn't need sudo, he just types "Chuck Norris" before his commands.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#401

Chuck Norris is the only person who can simultaneously hold and fire FIVE Uzis: One in each hand, one in each foot -- and the 5th one he roundhouse-kicks into the air, so that it sprays bullets.

#171

Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.

#648

Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.

#607

Chuck Norris already went to Moon and Mars, that's why there are no signs of life.

#490

All arrays Chuck Norris declares are of infinite size, because Chuck Norris knows no bounds.

#297

Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.

#383

Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.

#711

What is the last thing that goes through the head of any Chuck Norris victim? His foot.

#63

In the Beginning there was nothing … then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.

#136

In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized.

#707

Some people can piss their name in to snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name in to concrete.

#321

Staring at Chuck Norris for extended periods of time without proper eye protection will cause blindess, and possibly foot sized brusies on the face.