Chuck Norris doesn't need sudo, he just types "Chuck Norris" before his commands.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#172

The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.

#335

The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.

#403

In the X-Men movies, none of the X-Men super-powers are done with special effects. Chuck Norris is the stuntman for every character.

#691

Chuck Norris is Simon Cowell's judge.

#236

In a recent survey it was discovered the 94% of American women lost their virginity to Chuck Norris. The other 6% were incredibly fat or ugly.

#171

Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.

#155

On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.

#715

Freddy Krueger has nightmares about Chuck Norris.

#317

Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.

#347

Jack Bauer tried to use his detailed knowledge of torture techniques, but to no avail: Chuck Norris thrives on pain. Chuck Norris then ripped off Jack Bauer's arm and beat him to death with it. Game, set, match.

#312

Chuck Norris used to play baseball. When Babe Ruth was hailed as the better player, Chuck Norris killed him with a baseball bat to the throat. Lou Gehrig got off easy.

#626

Chuck Norris doesn't need a keyboard he tells the computer to write something and it does.