Chuck Norris doesn't need sudo, he just types "Chuck Norris" before his commands. 295 310 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 49% approval (605 votes)
Chuck Norris doesn't need garbage collection because he doesn't call .Dispose(), he calls .DropKick().
If you rearrange the letters in "Chuck Norris", they also spell "Crush Rock In". The words "with his fists" are understood.
Archaeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined victim as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"
When in a bar, you can order a drink called a "Chuck Norris". It is also known as a "Bloody Mary", if your name happens to be Mary.
CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.
If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.