Once Chuck Norris and Superman had a competition. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants.

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#578

When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.

#175

Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

#358

182,000 Americans die from Chuck Norris-related accidents every year.

#555

Chuck Norris compresses his files by doing a flying round house kick to the hard drive.

#35

If you rearrange the letters in "Chuck Norris", they also spell "Crush Rock In". The words "with his fists" are understood.

#464

According to the Bible, God created the universe in six days. Before that, Chuck Norris created God by snapping his fingers.

#124

Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

#389

Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

#405

The word 'Kill' was invented by Chuck Norris. Other words were 'Die', 'Beer', and 'What'.

#350

Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet, he has every internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking.

#42

Chuck Norris has never been accused of murder because his roundhouse kicks are recognized as "acts of God".

#557

Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square.