Once Chuck Norris and Superman had a competition. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#497

All browsers support the hex definitions #chuck and #norris for the colors black and blue.

#535

Chuck Norris doesn't needs try-catch, exceptions are too afraid to raise.

#615

Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.

#731

Chuck Norris can cut through steak with a plastic spoon.

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Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light

#495

Chuck Norris' first program was kill -9.

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A man once claimed Chuck Norris kicked his ass twice, but it was promptly dismissed as false - no one could survive it the first time.

#483

Chuck Norris describes human beings as "a sociable holder for blood and guts".

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It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

#720

When Chuck Norris crosses the road, the cars have to look both ways.

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The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

#315

The phrase 'balls to the wall' was originally conceived to describe Chuck Norris entering any building smaller than an aircraft hangar.