Once Chuck Norris and Superman had a competition. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants. 372 344 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 52% approval (716 votes)
Kryptonite has been found to contain trace elements of Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks to the face. This is why it is so deadly to Superman.
Along with his black belt, Chuck Norris often chooses to wear brown shoes. No one has DARED call him on it. Ever.
Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies closer. Close enough to drop them with one round house kick to the face.
When J. Robert Oppenheimer said "I am become death, the destroyer Of worlds", He was not referring to the atomic bomb. He was referring to the Chuck Norris halloween costume he was wearing.