Once Chuck Norris and Superman had a competition. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#127

When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.

#105

Chuck Norris doesn't wash his clothes. He disembowels them.

#56

Chuck Norris' brain waves are suspected to be harmful to cell phones.

#616

Once Chuck Norris signed a cheque and the bank bounced.

#651

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.

#441

Let the Bodies Hit the Floor was originally written as Chuck Norris' theme song.

#566

Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers COMMAND line.

#356

When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.

#452

One time, at band camp, Chuck Norris ate a percussionist.

#665

Chuck Norris doesn't drive, he tells the car where to go.

#131

Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick).

#106

Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.