Once Chuck Norris and Superman had a competition. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants.

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#415

Chuck Norris has to register every part of his body as a separate lethal weapon. His spleen is considered a concealed weapon in over 50 states.

#116

When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.

#459

Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.

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Chuck Norris hosting is 101% uptime guaranteed.

#419

Chuck Norris once rode a nine foot grizzly bear through an automatic car wash, instead of taking a shower.

#216

Once you go Norris, you are physically unable to go back.

#771

Thunder is the sound caused by Chuck Norris kicking Lightning's ass.

#427

Chuck Norris does not follow fashion trends, they follow him. But then he turns around and kicks their ass. Nobody follows Chuck Norris.

#105

Chuck Norris doesn't wash his clothes. He disembowels them.

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Chuck Norris once beat a wall at tennis.

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In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.

#132

Chuck Norris' house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.