Once Chuck Norris and Superman had a competition. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants.

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More Chuck Norris facts

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Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.

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Freddy Krueger has nightmares about Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris can make fire using two ice cubes.

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If Chuck Norris were a vegetable he'd be a Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris bit the apple logo.

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Chuck Norris doesn't have disk latency because the hard drive knows to hurry the hell up.

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The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.

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Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his mother's womb.

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Chuck Norris can tie his shoe while running.

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Chuck Norris breathes air … five times a day.

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Chuck Norris won the Tour de France with a stationary bicycle.

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Code runs faster when Chuck Norris watches it.