Once Chuck Norris and Superman had a competition. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants.

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#217

Ninjas want to grow up to be just like Chuck Norris. But usually they grow up just to be killed by Chuck Norris.

#550

Chuck Norris can compile syntax errors.

#397

A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.

#620

Chuck Norris can make fire using two ice cubes.

#429

Chuck Norris once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked.

#639

Chuck Norris can lock a safe and keep the key inside it.

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Chuck Norris can bake in a Freezer.

#286

Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a Chuck Norris glare will liquefy your kidneys.

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When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

#504

Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.

#352

It is said that looking into Chuck Norris' eyes will reveal your future. Unfortunately, everybody's future is always the same: death by a roundhouse-kick to the face.

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We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.