Once Chuck Norris and Superman had a competition. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#263

Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover.

#544

Chuck Norris programs occupy 150% of CPU, even when they are not executing.

#708

Chuck Norris died years ago, but the grim reaper can’t pick up the courage to tell him.

#484

Chuck Norris likes his ice like he likes his skulls: crushed.

#695

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

#711

What is the last thing that goes through the head of any Chuck Norris victim? His foot.

#390

Chuck Norris owns a chain of fast-food restaurants throughout the southwest. They serve nothing but barbecue-flavored ice cream and Hot Pockets.

#290

In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.

#393

When in a bar, you can order a drink called a "Chuck Norris". It is also known as a "Bloody Mary", if your name happens to be Mary.

#107

Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... A suicide.

#347

Jack Bauer tried to use his detailed knowledge of torture techniques, but to no avail: Chuck Norris thrives on pain. Chuck Norris then ripped off Jack Bauer's arm and beat him to death with it. Game, set, match.

#640

Jaws stays on the beach when Chuck Norris swims.