Once Chuck Norris and Superman had a competition. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants.

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#494

Chuck Norris doesn't need garbage collection because he doesn't call .Dispose(), he calls .DropKick().

#42

Chuck Norris has never been accused of murder because his roundhouse kicks are recognized as "acts of God".

#746

Chuck Norris remembers the future.

#52

Chuck Norris' log statements are always at the FATAL level.

#5

The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.

#663

Chuck Norris can find the 404 page.

#629

Chuck Norris can stand on his head. His dick-head.

#680

Chuck fires a 6-round revolver 7 times.

#340

If you were somehow able to land a punch on Chuck Norris your entire arm would shatter upon impact. This is only in theory, since, come on, who in their right mind would try this?

#392

Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.

#373

Every time someone uses the word "intense", Chuck Norris always replies "you know what else is intense?" followed by a roundhouse kick to the face.

#544

Chuck Norris programs occupy 150% of CPU, even when they are not executing.