Once Chuck Norris and Superman had a competition. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#320

The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.

#93

Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.

#240

Fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell. He can also detect hope, as in "I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris"

#507

Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.

#259

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.

#581

If you try to kill -9 Chuck Norris' programs, it backfires.

#275

Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.

#124

Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

#449

There is no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who has never met Chuck Norris.

#248

The US did not boycott the 1980 Summer Olympics in Moscow due to political reasons: Chuck Norris killed the entire US team with a single round-house kick during TaeKwonDo practice.

#478

Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.

#402

For undercover police work, Chuck Norris pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest.