Once Chuck Norris and Superman had a competition. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#126

There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.

#27

Chuck Norris just says "no" to drugs. If he said "yes", it would collapse Colombia's infrastructure.

#170

You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In actuality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.

#428

Diamonds are not, despite popular belief, carbon. They are, in fact, Chuck Norris fecal matter. This was proven a recently, when scientific analysis revealed what appeared to be Jean-Claude Van Damme bone fragments inside the Hope Diamond.

#355

Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.

#454

Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary. The definition for each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.

#353

Chuck Norris knows everything there is to know - Except for the definition of mercy.

#318

He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.

#78

Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.

#635

Chuck Norris once sold eBay to eBay on eBay.

#280

One day Chuck Norris walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.

#240

Fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell. He can also detect hope, as in "I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris"