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Once Chuck Norris and Superman had a competition. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants.
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Chuck Norris has size ten feet but wears size three shoes.
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Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick).
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Once death had a near Chuck Norris experience.
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According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.
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Only Chuck Norris can prevent forest fires.
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Chuck Norris can remember the future.
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Chuck Norris can swim on land.
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Chuck Norris can cut through steak with a plastic spoon.
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Chuck Norris is not Irish. His hair is soaked in the blood of his victims.
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Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.
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