Once Chuck Norris and Superman had a competition. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#690

Chuck Norris caught a bullet by blinking.

#482

When you play Monopoly with Chuck Norris, you do not pass go, and you do not collect two hundred dollars. You will be lucky if you make it out alive.

#134

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

#711

What is the last thing that goes through the head of any Chuck Norris victim? His foot.

#300

The truth will set you free. Unless Chuck Norris has you, in which case, forget it buddy!

#478

Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.

#709

Chuck Norris can rip a page out of Facebook.

#285

Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes.

#270

Chuck Norris invented the internet, just so he had a place to store his porn.

#651

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.

#376

Most people fear the Reaper. Chuck Norris considers him "a promising Rookie".

#626

Chuck Norris doesn't need a keyboard he tells the computer to write something and it does.