Once Chuck Norris and Superman had a competition. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#114

Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe with eleven herbs and spices. Nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.

#432

Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.

#629

Chuck Norris can stand on his head. His dick-head.

#715

Freddy Krueger has nightmares about Chuck Norris.

#534

Chuck Norris breaks RSA 128-bit encrypted codes in milliseconds.

#676

Chuck Norris has size ten feet but wears size three shoes.

#497

All browsers support the hex definitions #chuck and #norris for the colors black and blue.

#66

If Chuck Norris were to travel to an alternate dimension in which there was another Chuck Norris and they both fought, they would both win.

#520

Chuck Norris does not need to know about class factory pattern. He can instantiate interfaces.

#283

When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.

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What many people dont know is Chuck Norris is the founder of planned parenthood. Not even unborn children can escape his wrath.