Only Chuck Norris can prevent forest fires.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#416

A movie scene depicting Chuck Norris losing a fight with Bruce Lee was the product of history's most expensive visual effect. When adjusted for inflation, the effect cost more than the Gross National Product of Paraguay.

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CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.

#256

Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

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Chuck Norris can swim on land.

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Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold.

#292

Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris.

#107

Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... A suicide.

#139

The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.

#73

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

#254

Chuck Norris was what Willis was talkin' about.

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Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.

#559

With Chuck Norris P = NP. There's no nondeterminism with Chuck Norris decisions.