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Only Chuck Norris can prevent forest fires.

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Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.

If you try to kill -9 Chuck Norris' programs, it backfires.

When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris can watch the radio.

When Chuck Norris was a baby, he didn't suck his mother's breast. His mother served him whiskey, straight out of the bottle.

Chuck Norris' database has only one table, 'Kick', which he DROPs frequently.

Chuck Norris is Simon Cowell's judge.

One time, Chuck Norris accidentally stubbed his toe. It destroyed the entire state of Ohio.

Chuck Norris' favourite cut of meat is the roundhouse.

A diff between your code and Chuck Norris' is infinite.

Chuck Norris once won a game of connect four in 3 moves.

No one has ever spoken during review of Chuck Norris' code and lived to tell about it.