Only Chuck Norris can prevent forest fires.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#141

Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.

#301

Kryptonite has been found to contain trace elements of Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks to the face. This is why it is so deadly to Superman.

#161

Archaeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined victim as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"

#413

If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you.

#377

There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.

#96

Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.

#667

The French talk to Chuck Norris in English.

#697

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

#504

Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.

#145

When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.

#137

Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.

#107

Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... A suicide.