Only Chuck Norris can prevent forest fires.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#663

Chuck Norris can find the 404 page.

#393

When in a bar, you can order a drink called a "Chuck Norris". It is also known as a "Bloody Mary", if your name happens to be Mary.

#409

Who let the dogs out? Chuck Norris let the dogs out... and then roundhouse kicked them through an Oldsmobile.

#420

Sweating bullets is literally what happens when Chuck Norris gets too hot.

#192

Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.

#638

Chuck Norris puts sunglasses on to protect the sun from his eyes.

#277

Brokeback Mountain is not just a movie. It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.

#630

There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris.

#387

Think of a hot woman. Chuck Norris did her.

#660

Chuck Norris can grill a popsicle.

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Chuck Norris' keyboard has the Any key.

#314

Guantuanamo Bay, Cuba, is the military code-word for "Chuck Norris' basement"