Only Chuck Norris can prevent forest fires.

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More Chuck Norris facts

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The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends"

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Chuck Norris protocol design method has no status, requests or responses, only commands.

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Product Owners never ask Chuck Norris for more features. They ask for mercy.

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Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.

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Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.

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Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

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When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the dumbells get tired.

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The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.

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There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.

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182,000 Americans die from Chuck Norris-related accidents every year.

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Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.

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There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.