Only Chuck Norris can prevent forest fires.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#368

The First rule of Chuck Norris is: you do not talk about Chuck Norris.

#119

The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.

#328

Chuck Norris does, in fact, live in a round house.

#149

For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.

#554

Chuck Norris doesn't use a computer because a computer does everything slower than Chuck Norris.

#734

When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

#544

Chuck Norris programs occupy 150% of CPU, even when they are not executing.

#238

If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.

#187

A high tide means Chuck Norris is flying over your coast. The tide is caused by God pissing his pants.

#181

Chuck Norris is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.

#262

That's not Chuck Norris doing push-ups -- that's Chuck Norris moving the Earth away from the path of a deadly asteroid.

#394

Every time Chuck Norris smiles, someone dies. Unless he smiles while he's roundhouse kicking someone in the face. Then two people die.