Only Chuck Norris can prevent forest fires.

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#531

Chuck Norris doesn't use reflection, reflection asks politely for his help.

#255

Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

#172

The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.

#73

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

#136

In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized.

#148

Chuck Norris doesnt shave, he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.

#550

Chuck Norris can compile syntax errors.

#368

The First rule of Chuck Norris is: you do not talk about Chuck Norris.

#197

Chuck Norris built a better mousetrap, but the world was too frightened to beat a path to his door.

#210

Chuck Norris does not style his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

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Chuck Norris can break water in half.

#201

If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.