Only Chuck Norris can prevent forest fires.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#526

Chuck Norris solved the Travelling Salesman problem in O(1) time. Here's the pseudo-code: Break salesman into N pieces. Kick each piece to a different city.

#225

Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

#447

Chuck Norris' dick is so big, it has it's own dick, and that dick is still bigger than yours.

#533

Chuck Norris can binary search unsorted data.

#694

When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the dumbells get tired.

#270

Chuck Norris invented the internet, just so he had a place to store his porn.

#588

Chuck Norris can over-write a locked variable.

#13

If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.

#475

In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus AND the jeep.

#229

When Chuck Norris was a baby, he didn't suck his mother's breast. His mother served him whiskey, straight out of the bottle.

#125

Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.

#619

Once Chuck Norris and Superman had a competition. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants.