Only Chuck Norris can prevent forest fires.

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#288

Chuck Norris once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.

#707

Some people can piss their name in to snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name in to concrete.

#361

All roads lead to Chuck Norris. And by the transitive property, a roundhouse kick to the face.

#406

The 11th commandment is "Thou shalt not piss off Chuck Norris". This commandment is rarely enforced, as it is impossible to accomplish.

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The original title for Star Wars was "Skywalker: Texas Ranger". Starring Chuck Norris.

#339

Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.

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After taking a steroids test doctors informed Chuck Norris that he had tested positive. He laughed upon receiving this information, and said "of course my urine tested positive, what do you think they make steroids from?"

#521

The class object inherits from Chuck Norris

#357

Chuck Norris can win a game of Trivial Pursuit with one roll of the dice, and without answering a single question... just a nod of the head, and a stroke of the beard.

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If you try to kill -9 Chuck Norris' programs, it backfires.

#235

Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

#384

Chuck Norris uses tabasco sauce instead of visine.