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Jean-Claude Van Damme once kicked Chuck Norris' ass. He was then awakened from his dream by a roundhouse kick to the face.
Chuck Norris once pulled out a single hair from his beard and skewered three men through the heart with it.
They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.
Brokeback Mountain is not just a movie. It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.