Only Chuck Norris can prevent forest fires.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#626

Chuck Norris doesn't need a keyboard he tells the computer to write something and it does.

#114

Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe with eleven herbs and spices. Nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.

#392

Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.

#148

Chuck Norris doesnt shave, he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.

#417

Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.

#503

Project managers never ask Chuck Norris for estimations... ever.

#127

When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.

#462

When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.

#596

Chuck Norris' unit tests don't run. They die.

#421

Chuck Norris' sperm can be seen with the naked eye. Each one is the size of a quarter.

#610

Dark spots on the Moon are the result of Chuck Norris' shooting practice.

#448

They say curiosity killed the cat. This is false. Chuck Norris killed the cat. Every single one of them.