Only Chuck Norris can prevent forest fires.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#645

Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.

#520

Chuck Norris does not need to know about class factory pattern. He can instantiate interfaces.

#42

Chuck Norris has never been accused of murder because his roundhouse kicks are recognized as "acts of God".

#526

Chuck Norris solved the Travelling Salesman problem in O(1) time. Here's the pseudo-code: Break salesman into N pieces. Kick each piece to a different city.

#630

There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris.

#411

When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.

#337

Chuck Norris has never been in a fight, ever. Do you call one roundhouse kick to the face a fight?

#729

Chuck Norris runs laps around his opponent, in a drag race.

#478

Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.

#413

If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you.

#409

Who let the dogs out? Chuck Norris let the dogs out... and then roundhouse kicked them through an Oldsmobile.

#387

Think of a hot woman. Chuck Norris did her.