Only Chuck Norris can prevent forest fires.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#478

Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.

#563

Chuck Norris can retrieve anything from /dev/null.

#499

Chuck Norris can write infinite recursion functions and have them return.

#662

Chuck Norris will make your hair grow faster than Rogaine.

#358

182,000 Americans die from Chuck Norris-related accidents every year.

#525

Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.

#272

It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

#502

Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.

#348

Chuck Norris eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow.

#474

Chuck Norris' favorite cereal is Kellogg's Nails 'N' Gravel.

#382

Chuck Norris qualified with a top speed of 324 mph at the Daytona 500, without a car.

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Chuck Norris can swim on land.