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Only Chuck Norris can prevent forest fires.

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Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.

Chuck Norris' house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.

Chuck Norris drove his mom home from the hospital after she gave birth to him.

Along with his black belt, Chuck Norris often chooses to wear brown shoes. No one has DARED call him on it. Ever.

Chuck Norris compresses his files by doing a flying round house kick to the hard drive.

Chuck Norris doesn't say "who's your daddy", because he knows the answer.

Chuck Norris is not Irish. His hair is soaked in the blood of his victims.

Chuck Norris burst the dot com bubble.

When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.

MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips. Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.

Chuck Norris knows everything there is to know - Except for the definition of mercy.