Only Chuck Norris can prevent forest fires.

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#210

Chuck Norris does not style his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

#207

Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks.

#333

Chuck Norris' first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors.

#1

If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always answers "Two seconds till". After you ask "Two seconds to what?", he roundhouse kicks you in the face.

#10

When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.

#66

If Chuck Norris were to travel to an alternate dimension in which there was another Chuck Norris and they both fought, they would both win.

#724

Chuck Norris can play Xbox 360 with a PS3 controller.

#359

Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.

#490

All arrays Chuck Norris declares are of infinite size, because Chuck Norris knows no bounds.

#486

Most tough men eat nails for breakfast. Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.

#339

Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.

#745

Chuck Norris can swim on land.