Only Chuck Norris can prevent forest fires.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#395

Some people ask for a Kleenex when they sneeze, Chuck Norris asks for a body bag.

#263

Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover.

#461

The air around Chuck Norris is always a balmy 78 degrees.

#118

Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.

#599

How many Chuck Norris' require to screw a light bulb? None, he will screw it all.

#178

Thousands of years ago Chuck Norris came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decendents now have white hair.

#632

Knock knock, who's there? Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris who? Sorry, joke is over when Chuck Norris gets involved!

#300

The truth will set you free. Unless Chuck Norris has you, in which case, forget it buddy!

#371

Chuck Norris can be unlocked on the hardest level of Tekken. But only Chuck Norris is skilled enough to unlock himself. Then he roundhouse kicks the Playstation back to Japan.

#612

There is no April 1st in Chuck Norris' calendar, because no one can fool him.

#495

Chuck Norris' first program was kill -9.

#595

Chuck Norris never has to build his program to machine code. Machines have learnt to interpret Chuck Norris code.