Only Chuck Norris can prevent forest fires.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#4

Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger. By yelling "Bang!"

#259

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.

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Don't worry about tests, Chuck Norris' test cases cover your code too.

#429

Chuck Norris once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked.

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Human cloning is outlawed because of Chuck Norris, because then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another Chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.

#81

There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.

#241

Chuck Norris' show is called Walker: Texas Ranger, because Chuck Norris doesn't run.

#80

Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.

#700

Guns are warned not to play with Chuck Norris.

#708

Chuck Norris died years ago, but the grim reaper can’t pick up the courage to tell him.

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Chuck Norris does not follow fashion trends, they follow him. But then he turns around and kicks their ass. Nobody follows Chuck Norris.

#82

When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.