Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

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#186

Chuck Norris invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sexual intercourse, and football-- in that order.

#217

Ninjas want to grow up to be just like Chuck Norris. But usually they grow up just to be killed by Chuck Norris.

#551

Every SQL statement that Chuck Norris codes has an implicit "COMMIT" in its end.

#35

If you rearrange the letters in "Chuck Norris", they also spell "Crush Rock In". The words "with his fists" are understood.

#674

Chuck Norris did it his way and Sinatra sang about it.

#70

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light

#226

Some kids play Kick the can. Chuck Norris played Kick the keg.

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Product Owners never ask Chuck Norris for more features. They ask for mercy.

#143

While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.

#465

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in ravioli. He stuffs a live turtle with beef and smothers it in pig's blood.

#334

With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.

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If Chuck Norris were to travel to an alternate dimension in which there was another Chuck Norris and they both fought, they would both win.