Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

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#574

Don't worry about tests, Chuck Norris' test cases cover your code too.

#235

Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

#558

Chuck Norris once won a game of connect four in 3 moves.

#180

It takes 14 puppeteers to make Chuck Norris smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage.

#252

Do you know why Baskin Robbins only has 31 flavors? Because Chuck Norris doesn't like Fudge Ripple.

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Using his trademark roundhouse kick, Chuck Norris once made a fieldgoal in RJ Stadium in Tampa Bay from the 50 yard line of Qualcomm stadium in San Diego.

#470

Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean. The tsunamis were killing people.

#83

Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.

#332

The only sure things are Death and Taxes and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.

#440

Chuck Norris runs on batteries. Specifically, Die Hards.

#324

One time, Chuck Norris accidentally stubbed his toe. It destroyed the entire state of Ohio.

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Once Chuck Norris and Superman had a competition. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants.