Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#414

Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts.

#713

Chuck Norris drove his mom home from the hospital after she gave birth to him.

#494

Chuck Norris doesn't need garbage collection because he doesn't call .Dispose(), he calls .DropKick().

#617

Chuck Norris can drown a fish.

#53

Chuck Norris' database has only one table, 'Kick', which he DROPs frequently.

#366

If you work in an office with Chuck Norris, don't ask him for his three-hole-punch.

#315

The phrase 'balls to the wall' was originally conceived to describe Chuck Norris entering any building smaller than an aircraft hangar.

#618

Once death had a near Chuck Norris experience.

#438

TNT was originally developed by Chuck Norris to cure indigestion.

#116

When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.

#424

When Arnold says "I'll be back" in Terminator movie it is implied that he's going to ask Chuck Norris for help.

#671

The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.