Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#69

Chuck Norris was exposed to the Coronavirus. The virus is now in quarantine for two weeks.

#237

Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your ass, don?t be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.

#552

Chuck Norris does not need to type-cast. The Chuck-Norris Compiler (CNC) sees through things. All way down. Always.

#699

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

#275

Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.

#102

Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.

#529

Chuck Norris can write multi-threaded applications with a single thread.

#509

Chuck Norris' beard can type 140 wpm.

#681

Chuck Norris CAN talk about fight club.

#424

When Arnold says "I'll be back" in Terminator movie it is implied that he's going to ask Chuck Norris for help.

#564

No one has ever pair-programmed with Chuck Norris and lived to tell about it.

#42

Chuck Norris has never been accused of murder because his roundhouse kicks are recognized as "acts of God".