Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink. 279 347 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 45% approval (626 votes)
In the movie "The Matrix", Chuck Norris is the Matrix. If you pay close attention in the green "falling code" scenes, you can make out the faint texture of his beard.
Chuck Norris began selling the Total Gym as an ill-fated attempt to make his day-to-day opponents less laughably pathetic.