Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#474

Chuck Norris' favorite cereal is Kellogg's Nails 'N' Gravel.

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Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.

#521

The class object inherits from Chuck Norris

#622

Chuck Norris can remember the future.

#162

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

#437

Divide Chuck Norris by zero and you will in fact get one........one bad-ass that is.

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If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.

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When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.

#452

One time, at band camp, Chuck Norris ate a percussionist.

#240

Fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell. He can also detect hope, as in "I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris"

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Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.

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When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.