Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

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#142

When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.

#67

The dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. You know what happened to them.

#408

Two wrongs don't make a right. Unless you're Chuck Norris. Then two wrongs make a roundhouse kick to the face.

#75

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

#270

Chuck Norris invented the internet, just so he had a place to store his porn.

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Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

#85

According to the Encyclopedia Brittanica, the Native American "Trail of Tears" has been redefined as anywhere that Chuck Norris walks.

#327

They had to edit the first ending of 'Lone Wolf McQuade' after Chuck Norris kicked David Carradine's ass, then proceeded to barbecue and eat him.

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The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.

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Chuck Norris voids warranties.

#264

Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken.