Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

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More Chuck Norris facts

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Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.

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Chuck Norris' show is called Walker: Texas Ranger, because Chuck Norris doesn't run.

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Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

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If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

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It's widely believed that Jesus was Chuck Norris' stunt double for crucifixion due to the fact that it is impossible for nails to pierce Chuck Norris' skin.

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Chuck Norris programs occupy 150% of CPU, even when they are not executing.

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Chuck Norris can play Xbox 360 with a PS3 controller.

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Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.

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If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.

#559

With Chuck Norris P = NP. There's no nondeterminism with Chuck Norris decisions.

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On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.

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Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.