Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

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#560

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

#429

Chuck Norris once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked.

#315

The phrase 'balls to the wall' was originally conceived to describe Chuck Norris entering any building smaller than an aircraft hangar.

#544

Chuck Norris programs occupy 150% of CPU, even when they are not executing.

#305

Chuck Norris does not have to answer the phone. His beard picks up the incoming electrical impulses and translates them into audible sound.

#679

Chuck Norris understands women.

#466

Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you...Forty seven times.

#227

'Icy-Hot' is too weak for Chuck Norris. After a workout, Chuck Norris rubs his muscles down with liquid-hot MAGMA.

#223

Chuck Norris won super bowls VII and VIII singlehandedly before unexpectedly retiring to pursue a career in ass-kicking.

#280

One day Chuck Norris walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.

#526

Chuck Norris solved the Travelling Salesman problem in O(1) time. Here's the pseudo-code: Break salesman into N pieces. Kick each piece to a different city.

#241

Chuck Norris' show is called Walker: Texas Ranger, because Chuck Norris doesn't run.