Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#506

Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.

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When J. Robert Oppenheimer said "I am become death, the destroyer Of worlds", He was not referring to the atomic bomb. He was referring to the Chuck Norris halloween costume he was wearing.

#369

Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president. If you're thinking to yourself, "But Chuck Norris isn't black", then you are dead wrong. And stop being a racist.

#69

Chuck Norris was exposed to the Coronavirus. The virus is now in quarantine for two weeks.

#251

Chuck Norris began selling the Total Gym as an ill-fated attempt to make his day-to-day opponents less laughably pathetic.

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Freddy Krueger has nightmares about Chuck Norris.

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The original title for Star Wars was "Skywalker: Texas Ranger". Starring Chuck Norris.

#705

Chuck Norris can read a book in his sleep.

#557

Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square.

#276

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

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When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.

#682

Chuck Norris voids warranties.