Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink. 279 347 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 45% approval (626 votes)
Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life.
When you play Monopoly with Chuck Norris, you do not pass go, and you do not collect two hundred dollars. You will be lucky if you make it out alive.
The movie "Delta Force" was extremely hard to make because Chuck had to downplay his abilities. The first few cuts were completely unbelievable.
President Roosevelt once rode his horse 100 miles. Chuck Norris carried his the same distance in half the time.