Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

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Miss Daisy drove Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris programs do not accept input.

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Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia.

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Chuck Norris made the sun by rubbing his hands together.

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There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.

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If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.

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Chuck Norris doesn't need a keyboard he tells the computer to write something and it does.

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When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.

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Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.

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Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover.

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The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.