Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#336

Chuck Norris' testicles do not produce sperm. They produce tiny white ninjas that recognize only one mission: seek and destroy.

#373

Every time someone uses the word "intense", Chuck Norris always replies "you know what else is intense?" followed by a roundhouse kick to the face.

#445

Chuck Norris is not Irish. His hair is soaked in the blood of his victims.

#107

Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... A suicide.

#117

Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.

#515

To Chuck Norris, everything contains a vulnerability.

#602

Chuck Norris can make a class that is both abstract and final.

#495

Chuck Norris' first program was kill -9.

#173

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.

#393

When in a bar, you can order a drink called a "Chuck Norris". It is also known as a "Bloody Mary", if your name happens to be Mary.

#716

Before he forgot a gift for Chuck Norris, Santa Claus was real.

#9

Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this a slow Tuesday.