Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#554

Chuck Norris doesn't use a computer because a computer does everything slower than Chuck Norris.

#291

Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people.

#463

Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.

#219

The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.

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The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured Chuck Norris instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as Chuck roundhouse-kicked Sauron's ass halfway through the first chapter.

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There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

#207

Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks.

#155

On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.

#281

Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

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Chuck Norris can skeletize a cow in two minutes.

#406

The 11th commandment is "Thou shalt not piss off Chuck Norris". This commandment is rarely enforced, as it is impossible to accomplish.

#375

Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.