Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#499

Chuck Norris can write infinite recursion functions and have them return.

#156

Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.

#665

Chuck Norris doesn't drive, he tells the car where to go.

#436

Chuck Norris has banned rainbows from the state of North Dakota.

#295

The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.

#574

Don't worry about tests, Chuck Norris' test cases cover your code too.

#335

The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.

#571

The Chuck Norris Eclipse plugin made alien contact.

#342

Jean-Claude Van Damme once kicked Chuck Norris' ass. He was then awakened from his dream by a roundhouse kick to the face.

#456

The term "Cleveland Steamer" got its name from Chuck Norris, when he took a dump while visiting the Rock and Roll Hall of fame and buried northern Ohio under a glacier of fecal matter.

#628

Chuck Norris plays pool with comets and astroids. He shoots them into black holes.

#124

Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.