Chuck Norris voids warranties.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#431

Chuck Norris was the orginal sculptor of Mount Rushmore. He completed the entire project using only a bottle opener and a drywall trowel.

#533

Chuck Norris can binary search unsorted data.

#466

Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you...Forty seven times.

#204

Science Fact: Roundhouse kicks are comprised primarily of an element called Chucktanium.

#330

4 out of 5 doctors fail to recommend Chuck Norris as a solution to most problems. Also, 80% of doctors die unexplained, needlessly brutal deaths.

#657

Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.

#630

There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris.

#585

Product Owners never argue with Chuck Norris after he demonstrates the DropKick feature.

#670

Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.

#737

When Chuck Norris went to college, he told his father "You're the man of the house now".

#531

Chuck Norris doesn't use reflection, reflection asks politely for his help.

#436

Chuck Norris has banned rainbows from the state of North Dakota.