Chuck Norris voids warranties.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#309

When Chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders.

#266

How many Chuck Norris' does it take to change a light bulb? None, Chuck Norris prefers to kill in the dark.

#123

When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesn't get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.

#239

If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.

#19

Chuck Norris once sued Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr, insisting that that actually is "his" way.

#177

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

#216

Once you go Norris, you are physically unable to go back.

#202

Chuck Norris is currently suing myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

#623

Chuck Norris doesn't age, because time cannot keep up with him.

#516

Chuck Norris doesn't need sudo, he just types "Chuck Norris" before his commands.

#627

Chuck Norris once pissed in a gas tank of a semi truck as a joke - that truck is now know as Optimus Prime.

#172

The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.