Chuck Norris voids warranties.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#5

The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.

#415

Chuck Norris has to register every part of his body as a separate lethal weapon. His spleen is considered a concealed weapon in over 50 states.

#362

July 4th is Independence day. And the day Chuck Norris was born. Coincidence? I think not.

#127

When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.

#81

There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.

#536

Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.

#207

Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks.

#270

Chuck Norris invented the internet, just so he had a place to store his porn.

#525

Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.

#495

Chuck Norris' first program was kill -9.

#569

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.

#241

Chuck Norris' show is called Walker: Texas Ranger, because Chuck Norris doesn't run.