Chuck Norris voids warranties.

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#534

Chuck Norris breaks RSA 128-bit encrypted codes in milliseconds.

#336

Chuck Norris' testicles do not produce sperm. They produce tiny white ninjas that recognize only one mission: seek and destroy.

#646

Chuck Norris can hear sign language.

#630

There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris.

#440

Chuck Norris runs on batteries. Specifically, Die Hards.

#135

Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.

#382

Chuck Norris qualified with a top speed of 324 mph at the Daytona 500, without a car.

#681

Chuck Norris CAN talk about fight club.

#404

We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.

#161

Archaeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined victim as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"

#342

Jean-Claude Van Damme once kicked Chuck Norris' ass. He was then awakened from his dream by a roundhouse kick to the face.

#374

As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.