Chuck Norris voids warranties.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#697

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

#632

Knock knock, who's there? Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris who? Sorry, joke is over when Chuck Norris gets involved!

#437

Divide Chuck Norris by zero and you will in fact get one........one bad-ass that is.

#240

Fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell. He can also detect hope, as in "I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris"

#266

How many Chuck Norris' does it take to change a light bulb? None, Chuck Norris prefers to kill in the dark.

#711

What is the last thing that goes through the head of any Chuck Norris victim? His foot.

#158

In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.

#263

Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover.

#452

One time, at band camp, Chuck Norris ate a percussionist.

#156

Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.

#578

When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.

#184

Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.