Chuck Norris voids warranties.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#722

Chuck Norris once won the Kentucky Derby, on foot.

#554

Chuck Norris doesn't use a computer because a computer does everything slower than Chuck Norris.

#157

Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!

#463

Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.

#105

Chuck Norris doesn't wash his clothes. He disembowels them.

#472

Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb. On his penis.

#439

After returning from World War 2 unscrathed, Bob Dole was congratulated by Chuck Norris with a handshake. The rest is history.

#340

If you were somehow able to land a punch on Chuck Norris your entire arm would shatter upon impact. This is only in theory, since, come on, who in their right mind would try this?

#545

Chuck Norris can spawn threads that complete before they are started.

#135

Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.

#257

Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground

#524

Chuck Norris is actually the front man for Apple. He let's Steve Jobs run the show when he's on a mission. Chuck Norris is always on a mission.