Chuck Norris voids warranties.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#541

Chuck Norris' programs never exit, they terminate.

#525

Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.

#191

An anagram for Walker Texas Ranger is KARATE WRANGLER SEX. I don't know what that is, but it sounds AWESOME.

#725

Chuck Norris can read and write emails from a typewriter.

#141

Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.

#188

Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies closer. Close enough to drop them with one round house kick to the face.

#601

Chuck Norris can download emails with his pick-up.

#463

Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.

#439

After returning from World War 2 unscrathed, Bob Dole was congratulated by Chuck Norris with a handshake. The rest is history.

#237

Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your ass, don?t be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.

#527

No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.

#325

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked her into a glacier.