Chuck Norris voids warranties.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#413

If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you.

#495

Chuck Norris' first program was kill -9.

#590

China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.

#634

Tornados occur when Chuck Norris sneezes.

#701

Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.

#189

There is in fact an 'I' in Norris, but there is no 'team'. Not even close.

#396

There's an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris.... Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first.

#473

A man once taunted Chuck Norris with a bag of Lay's potato chips, saying "Betcha can't eat just one!" Chuck Norris proceeded to eat the chips, the bag, and the man in one deft move.

#287

Human cloning is outlawed because of Chuck Norris, because then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another Chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.

#316

Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.

#240

Fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell. He can also detect hope, as in "I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris"

#649

Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.