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Chuck Norris was the orginal sculptor of Mount Rushmore. He completed the entire project using only a bottle opener and a drywall trowel.
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Chuck Norris can binary search unsorted data.
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Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you...Forty seven times.
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Science Fact: Roundhouse kicks are comprised primarily of an element called Chucktanium.
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4 out of 5 doctors fail to recommend Chuck Norris as a solution to most problems. Also, 80% of doctors die unexplained, needlessly brutal deaths.
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Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.
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There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris.
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Product Owners never argue with Chuck Norris after he demonstrates the DropKick feature.
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Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris went to college, he told his father "You're the man of the house now".
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Chuck Norris doesn't use reflection, reflection asks politely for his help.
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Chuck Norris has banned rainbows from the state of North Dakota.
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