Chuck Norris voids warranties.

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#235

Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

#633

Chuck Norris doesn't win, he allows you to lose.

#302

Saddam Hussein was not found hiding in a hole. Saddam was roundhouse-kicked in the head by Chuck Norris in Kansas, which sent him through the earth, stopping just short of the surface of Iraq.

#195

Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold.

#478

Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.

#417

Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.

#116

When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.

#236

In a recent survey it was discovered the 94% of American women lost their virginity to Chuck Norris. The other 6% were incredibly fat or ugly.

#573

Chuck Norris uses canvas in IE.

#117

Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.

#647

Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.

#460

Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger. It is actually a list of fatalities that occurred during the making of the episode.