Chuck Norris voids warranties.

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#174

When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them.

#244

Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with a mixture of iron shavings, industrial paint remover, and wood-grain alcohol.

#725

Chuck Norris can read and write emails from a typewriter.

#317

Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.

#653

Chuck Norris can win a staring contest while blinking.

#551

Every SQL statement that Chuck Norris codes has an implicit "COMMIT" in its end.

#471

Chuck Norris has volunteered to remain on earth after the Rapture; he will spend his time fighting the Anti-Christ.

#422

After taking a steroids test doctors informed Chuck Norris that he had tested positive. He laughed upon receiving this information, and said "of course my urine tested positive, what do you think they make steroids from?"

#219

The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.

#569

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.

#702

Chuck Norris finished the neverending story.

#192

Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.