Chuck Norris voids warranties.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#400

Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.

#96

Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.

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Chuck Norris can suck a garden hose through a golf ball.

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Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.

#69

Chuck Norris was exposed to the Coronavirus. The virus is now in quarantine for two weeks.

#26

As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris."

#450

Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.

#204

Science Fact: Roundhouse kicks are comprised primarily of an element called Chucktanium.

#676

Chuck Norris has size ten feet but wears size three shoes.

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If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.

#306

How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Just one. From Chuck Norris.

#729

Chuck Norris runs laps around his opponent, in a drag race.