Chuck Norris voids warranties.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#720

When Chuck Norris crosses the road, the cars have to look both ways.

#160

Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

#663

Chuck Norris can find the 404 page.

#301

Kryptonite has been found to contain trace elements of Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks to the face. This is why it is so deadly to Superman.

#716

Before he forgot a gift for Chuck Norris, Santa Claus was real.

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Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes.

#562

Chuck Norris eats lightning and shits out thunder.

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There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.

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Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his mother's womb.

#593

Chuck Norris can write to an output stream.

#137

Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.

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Chuck Norris does not need to know about class factory pattern. He can instantiate interfaces.