Chuck Norris voids warranties.

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#522

For Chuck Norris, NP-Hard = O(1).

#489

When Chuck Norris throws exceptions, it's across the room.

#386

Chuck Norris' credit cards have no limit. Last weekend, he maxed them out.

#671

The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.

#9

Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this a slow Tuesday.

#184

Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.

#172

The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.

#725

Chuck Norris can read and write emails from a typewriter.

#41

Chuck Norris once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich.

#165

Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.

#166

Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his mother's womb.

#705

Chuck Norris can read a book in his sleep.