Chuck Norris voids warranties.

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#625

Chuck Norris understands every definition in the Oxford Thesaurus, except one - "mercy".

#305

Chuck Norris does not have to answer the phone. His beard picks up the incoming electrical impulses and translates them into audible sound.

#237

Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your ass, don?t be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.

#81

There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.

#624

Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.

#646

Chuck Norris can hear sign language.

#623

Chuck Norris doesn't age, because time cannot keep up with him.

#772

Condoms wear Chuck Norris for protection.

#45

Chuck Norris' keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.

#446

In the movie "The Matrix", Chuck Norris is the Matrix. If you pay close attention in the green "falling code" scenes, you can make out the faint texture of his beard.

#732

Chuck Norris hit 11 out of 10 targets, with 9 bullets.

#361

All roads lead to Chuck Norris. And by the transitive property, a roundhouse kick to the face.