Chuck Norris voids warranties.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#439

After returning from World War 2 unscrathed, Bob Dole was congratulated by Chuck Norris with a handshake. The rest is history.

#239

If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.

#725

Chuck Norris can read and write emails from a typewriter.

#20

Wo hu cang long. The translation from Mandarin Chinese reads: "Crouching Chuck, Hidden Norris"

#126

There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.

#448

They say curiosity killed the cat. This is false. Chuck Norris killed the cat. Every single one of them.

#485

Chuck Norris can kick through all 6 degrees of separation, hitting anyone, anywhere, in the face, at any time.

#84

Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.

#399

In a tagteam match, Chuck Norris was teamed with Hulk Hogan against King Kong Bundy and Andre The Giant. He pinned all 3 at the same time.

#73

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

#710

When Chuck Norris works out he doesn't get stronger, the machine does.

#356

When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.