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Chuck Norris voids warranties.

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Project managers never ask Chuck Norris for estimations... ever.

The moon's shadow doesn't dare follow Chuck Norris.

Along with his black belt, Chuck Norris often chooses to wear brown shoes. No one has DARED call him on it. Ever.

Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.

Chuck Norris could use anything in java.util.* to kill you, including the javadocs.

A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease, 2. Chuck Norris, 3. Cancer

Chuck Norris once took LSD just to give his hallucinations a bad trip.

Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.

Chuck Norris won the Tour de France with a stationary bicycle.

When Chuck Norris went to college, he told his father "You're the man of the house now".

What is the last thing that goes through the head of any Chuck Norris victim? His foot.

Chuck Norris was what Willis was talkin' about.