Chuck Norris voids warranties.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#727

Chuck Norris bit the apple logo.

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The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.

#568

Chuck Norris can dereference NULL.

#249

Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.

#407

Chuck Norris is his own line at the DMV.

#645

Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.

#545

Chuck Norris can spawn threads that complete before they are started.

#251

Chuck Norris began selling the Total Gym as an ill-fated attempt to make his day-to-day opponents less laughably pathetic.

#503

Project managers never ask Chuck Norris for estimations... ever.

#211

There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.

#52

Chuck Norris' log statements are always at the FATAL level.

#375

Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.