Chuck Norris' first program was kill -9.

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#77

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

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The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured Chuck Norris instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as Chuck roundhouse-kicked Sauron's ass halfway through the first chapter.

#35

If you rearrange the letters in "Chuck Norris", they also spell "Crush Rock In". The words "with his fists" are understood.

#737

When Chuck Norris went to college, he told his father "You're the man of the house now".

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Chuck Norris is the ultimate mutex, all threads fear him.

#773

While investigating a series of reported sonic booms in the area around Chuck Norris' home, authorities determined Chuck was just testing chili recipes.

#385

The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-. These are also Chuck Norris' initials. This is not a coincidence.

#155

On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.

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Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a Chuck Norris glare will liquefy your kidneys.

#263

Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover.

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Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.

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Chuck Norris just says "no" to drugs. If he said "yes", it would collapse Colombia's infrastructure.