Chuck Norris' first program was kill -9.

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#458

The pen is mightier than the sword, but only if the pen is held by Chuck Norris.

#157

Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!

#177

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

#651

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.

#349

The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.

#463

Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.

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Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.

#480

In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris killed that man.

#363

Chuck Norris never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.

#609

Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.

#276

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

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Chuck Norris eats his meat so rare that he only eats unicorns and dragons.