Chuck Norris' first program was kill -9.

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#30

Chuck Norris' version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.

#130

When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

#142

When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.

#214

Chuck Norris did in fact, build Rome in a day.

#56

Chuck Norris' brain waves are suspected to be harmful to cell phones.

#743

The moon's shadow doesn't dare follow Chuck Norris.

#735

Chuck Norris eats his meat so rare that he only eats unicorns and dragons.

#88

Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.

#693

It's never a party without Chuck Norris.

#710

When Chuck Norris works out he doesn't get stronger, the machine does.

#548

Chuck Norris doesn't need an OS.

#251

Chuck Norris began selling the Total Gym as an ill-fated attempt to make his day-to-day opponents less laughably pathetic.