Chuck Norris' first program was kill -9.

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#677

Chuck Norris doesn't listen to heavy metal, he eats it for breakfast.

#572

Chuck Norris is the ultimate mutex, all threads fear him.

#504

Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.

#131

Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick).

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Chuck Norris doesn't drive, he tells the car where to go.

#507

Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.

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Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people.

#309

When Chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders.

#315

The phrase 'balls to the wall' was originally conceived to describe Chuck Norris entering any building smaller than an aircraft hangar.

#341

70% of a human's weight is water. 70% of Chuck Norris' weight is his dick.

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If Chuck Norris were to travel to an alternate dimension in which there was another Chuck Norris and they both fought, they would both win.

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Mike Tyson chipped a tooth on Chuck Norris' ear.