Chuck Norris' first program was kill -9.

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#587

Chuck Norris can speak Braille.

#396

There's an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris.... Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first.

#356

When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.

#737

When Chuck Norris went to college, he told his father "You're the man of the house now".

#522

For Chuck Norris, NP-Hard = O(1).

#156

Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.

#88

Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.

#484

Chuck Norris likes his ice like he likes his skulls: crushed.

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In a recent survey it was discovered the 94% of American women lost their virginity to Chuck Norris. The other 6% were incredibly fat or ugly.

#368

The First rule of Chuck Norris is: you do not talk about Chuck Norris.

#546

Chuck Norris programs do not accept input.

#397

A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.