Chuck Norris' first program was kill -9.

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More Chuck Norris facts

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Chuck Norris owns a chain of fast-food restaurants throughout the southwest. They serve nothing but barbecue-flavored ice cream and Hot Pockets.

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Chuck Norris can hear sign language.

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Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.

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Using his trademark roundhouse kick, Chuck Norris once made a fieldgoal in RJ Stadium in Tampa Bay from the 50 yard line of Qualcomm stadium in San Diego.

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Chuck Norris sits at the stand-up.

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Chuck Norris can speak Braille.

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To Chuck Norris, everything contains a vulnerability.

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Coroners refer to dead people as "ABC's". Already Been Chucked.

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Chuck Norris uses tabasco sauce instead of visine.

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Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies closer. Close enough to drop them with one round house kick to the face.

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It is said that looking into Chuck Norris' eyes will reveal your future. Unfortunately, everybody's future is always the same: death by a roundhouse-kick to the face.

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Chuck Norris runs laps around his opponent, in a drag race.