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Chuck Norris' first program was kill -9.
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The 1972 Miami Dolphins lost one game, it was a game vs. Chuck Norris and three seven year old girls. Chuck Norris won with a roundhouse-kick to the face in overtime.
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When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.
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Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.
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Chuck Norris breaks RSA 128-bit encrypted codes in milliseconds.
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Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.
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Chuck Norris' testicles do not produce sperm. They produce tiny white ninjas that recognize only one mission: seek and destroy.
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Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.
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Contrary to popular belief, the Titanic didn't hit an iceberg. The ship was off course and ran into Chuck Norris while he was doing the backstroke across the Atlantic.
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Chuck Norris can instantiate an abstract class.
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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.
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Chuck Norris is the only person to ever win a staring contest against Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder.
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Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
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