Chuck Norris' first program was kill -9.

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Chuck Norris runs laps around his opponent, in a drag race.

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Chuck Norris doesn't need a keyboard he tells the computer to write something and it does.

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Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.

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Human cloning is outlawed because of Chuck Norris, because then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another Chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.

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Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!

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After returning from World War 2 unscrathed, Bob Dole was congratulated by Chuck Norris with a handshake. The rest is history.

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When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.

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Bill Gates thinks he's Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris actually laughed. Once.

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Chuck Norris doesn't need an OS.

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Chuck Norris puts sunglasses on to protect the sun from his eyes.

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Chuck Norris can hear sign language.

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Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked her into a glacier.