Chuck Norris' first program was kill -9.

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Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a Chuck Norris glare will liquefy your kidneys.

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Chuck Norris can instantiate an abstract class.

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The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends"

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Chuck Norris can find the end of a circle.

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Movie trivia: The movie "Invasion U.S.A. is, in fact, a documentary.

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Chuck Norris invented the internet, just so he had a place to store his porn.

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Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken.

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Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.

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According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.

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Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.

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As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.

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Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.