Chuck Norris' first program was kill -9.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#158

In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.

#387

Think of a hot woman. Chuck Norris did her.

#29

Chuck Norris kills anyone that asks: "Do you want fries with that?". Because by now everyone should know that Chuck doesn't want fries with anything. Ever.

#579

Chuck Norris types with one finger. He points it at the keyboard and the keyboard does the rest.

#593

Chuck Norris can write to an output stream.

#386

Chuck Norris' credit cards have no limit. Last weekend, he maxed them out.

#592

Chuck Norris doesn't have pubic hairs because hair doesn't grow on balls of steel.

#712

Mike Tyson chipped a tooth on Chuck Norris' ear.

#619

Once Chuck Norris and Superman had a competition. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants.

#634

Tornados occur when Chuck Norris sneezes.

#216

Once you go Norris, you are physically unable to go back.

#373

Every time someone uses the word "intense", Chuck Norris always replies "you know what else is intense?" followed by a roundhouse kick to the face.