Chuck Norris' first program was kill -9.

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Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

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Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president. If you're thinking to yourself, "But Chuck Norris isn't black", then you are dead wrong. And stop being a racist.

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When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.

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Chuck Norris does, in fact, live in a round house.

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Some people ask for a Kleenex when they sneeze, Chuck Norris asks for a body bag.

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Once a police officer caught Chuck Norris, the cop was lucky enough to escape with a warning.

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Chuck Norris was exposed to the Coronavirus. The virus is now in quarantine for two weeks.

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Chuck Norris used to play baseball. When Babe Ruth was hailed as the better player, Chuck Norris killed him with a baseball bat to the throat. Lou Gehrig got off easy.

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Chuck Norris can retrieve anything from /dev/null.

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Chuck Norris can skeletize a cow in two minutes.

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A man once taunted Chuck Norris with a bag of Lay's potato chips, saying "Betcha can't eat just one!" Chuck Norris proceeded to eat the chips, the bag, and the man in one deft move.

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Chuck Norris doesn't chew gum. Chuck Norris chews tin foil.