Chuck Norris' first program was kill -9.

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Chuck Norris can bake in a Freezer.

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Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

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Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a Chuck Norris glare will liquefy your kidneys.

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Chuck Norris can play Xbox 360 with a PS3 controller.

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Chuck Norris' programs never exit, they terminate.

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The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris doesn't need a debugger, he just stares down the bug until the code confesses.

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Chuck Norris once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich.

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When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.

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Chuck Norris can speak Braille.

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Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.

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Product Owners never argue with Chuck Norris after he demonstrates the DropKick feature.