Chuck Norris' first program was kill -9.

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#467

The 1972 Miami Dolphins lost one game, it was a game vs. Chuck Norris and three seven year old girls. Chuck Norris won with a roundhouse-kick to the face in overtime.

#444

When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.

#275

Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.

#534

Chuck Norris breaks RSA 128-bit encrypted codes in milliseconds.

#589

Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.

#336

Chuck Norris' testicles do not produce sperm. They produce tiny white ninjas that recognize only one mission: seek and destroy.

#450

Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.

#293

Contrary to popular belief, the Titanic didn't hit an iceberg. The ship was off course and ran into Chuck Norris while he was doing the backstroke across the Atlantic.

#519

Chuck Norris can instantiate an abstract class.

#134

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

#273

Chuck Norris is the only person to ever win a staring contest against Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder.

#77

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.