Chuck Norris' first program was kill -9.

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#318

He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.

#61

Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.

#420

Sweating bullets is literally what happens when Chuck Norris gets too hot.

#469

Mr. T pities the fool. Chuck Norris rips the fool's head off.

#348

Chuck Norris eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow.

#502

Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.

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Superman once watched an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. He then cried himself to sleep.

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Chuck Norris can read and write emails from a typewriter.

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There's an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris.... Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first.

#442

Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

#607

Chuck Norris already went to Moon and Mars, that's why there are no signs of life.