Sweating bullets is literally what happens when Chuck Norris gets too hot.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#21

When J. Robert Oppenheimer said "I am become death, the destroyer Of worlds", He was not referring to the atomic bomb. He was referring to the Chuck Norris halloween costume he was wearing.

#344

Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.

#321

Staring at Chuck Norris for extended periods of time without proper eye protection will cause blindess, and possibly foot sized brusies on the face.

#260

It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.

#416

A movie scene depicting Chuck Norris losing a fight with Bruce Lee was the product of history's most expensive visual effect. When adjusted for inflation, the effect cost more than the Gross National Product of Paraguay.

#647

Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.

#415

Chuck Norris has to register every part of his body as a separate lethal weapon. His spleen is considered a concealed weapon in over 50 states.

#566

Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers COMMAND line.

#74

MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips. Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.

#438

TNT was originally developed by Chuck Norris to cure indigestion.

#669

Everyone has a guardian angel except Chuck... he guards himself.

#527

No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.