Sweating bullets is literally what happens when Chuck Norris gets too hot.

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#259

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.

#226

Some kids play Kick the can. Chuck Norris played Kick the keg.

#383

Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.

#1

If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always answers "Two seconds till". After you ask "Two seconds to what?", he roundhouse kicks you in the face.

#202

Chuck Norris is currently suing myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

#201

If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.

#613

Chuck Norris can make onions cry.

#467

The 1972 Miami Dolphins lost one game, it was a game vs. Chuck Norris and three seven year old girls. Chuck Norris won with a roundhouse-kick to the face in overtime.

#552

Chuck Norris does not need to type-cast. The Chuck-Norris Compiler (CNC) sees through things. All way down. Always.

#419

Chuck Norris once rode a nine foot grizzly bear through an automatic car wash, instead of taking a shower.

#335

The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.

#203

The crossing lights in Chuck Norris' home town say "Die slowly" and "die quickly". They each have a picture of Chuck Norris punching or kicking a pedestrian.