Sweating bullets is literally what happens when Chuck Norris gets too hot.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#669

Everyone has a guardian angel except Chuck... he guards himself.

#381

Chuck Norris was banned from competitive bullriding after a 1992 exhibition in San Antonio, when he rode the bull 1,346 miles from Texas to Milwaukee Wisconsin to pick up his dry cleaning.

#712

Mike Tyson chipped a tooth on Chuck Norris' ear.

#537

If Chuck Norris writes code with bugs, the bugs fix themselves.

#88

Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.

#212

A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease, 2. Chuck Norris, 3. Cancer

#271

Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.

#283

When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.

#386

Chuck Norris' credit cards have no limit. Last weekend, he maxed them out.

#692

Chuck Norris Let The Dogs Out.

#455

Love does not hurt. Chuck Norris does.

#15

Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life.