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Sweating bullets is literally what happens when Chuck Norris gets too hot.

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Knock knock, who's there? Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris who? Sorry, joke is over when Chuck Norris gets involved!

Chuck Norris hit 11 out of 10 targets, with 9 bullets.

Chuck Norris can kill seven with one blow. By literally blowing on them.

Chuck Norris is the only man who has, literally, beaten the odds. With his fists.

Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts.

The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.

When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.

The flu gets a Chuck Norris shot every year.

Chuck Norris doesn't have good aim. His bullets just know better than to miss.

Chuck Norris eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow.

When in a bar, you can order a drink called a "Chuck Norris". It is also known as a "Bloody Mary", if your name happens to be Mary.