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Sweating bullets is literally what happens when Chuck Norris gets too hot.

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Chuck Norris eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow.

The flu gets a Chuck Norris shot every year.

Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts.

Chuck Norris doesn't have good aim. His bullets just know better than to miss.

When in a bar, you can order a drink called a "Chuck Norris". It is also known as a "Bloody Mary", if your name happens to be Mary.

Chuck Norris is the only man who has, literally, beaten the odds. With his fists.

Chuck Norris hit 11 out of 10 targets, with 9 bullets.

Chuck Norris is the only person who can simultaneously hold and fire FIVE Uzis: One in each hand, one in each foot -- and the 5th one he roundhouse-kicks into the air, so that it sprays bullets.

Knock knock, who's there? Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris who? Sorry, joke is over when Chuck Norris gets involved!

Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.

Chuck Norris can kill seven with one blow. By literally blowing on them.

When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.