Sweating bullets is literally what happens when Chuck Norris gets too hot.

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#371

Chuck Norris can be unlocked on the hardest level of Tekken. But only Chuck Norris is skilled enough to unlock himself. Then he roundhouse kicks the Playstation back to Japan.

#275

Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.

#30

Chuck Norris' version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.

#126

There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.

#564

No one has ever pair-programmed with Chuck Norris and lived to tell about it.

#683

Miss Daisy drove Chuck Norris.

#145

When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.

#198

The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured Chuck Norris instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as Chuck roundhouse-kicked Sauron's ass halfway through the first chapter.

#702

Chuck Norris finished the neverending story.

#609

Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.

#709

Chuck Norris can rip a page out of Facebook.

#186

Chuck Norris invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sexual intercourse, and football-- in that order.