Sweating bullets is literally what happens when Chuck Norris gets too hot.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#609

Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.

#297

Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.

#414

Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts.

#83

Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.

#189

There is in fact an 'I' in Norris, but there is no 'team'. Not even close.

#611

Chuck Norris died before 20 years, Death doesn't have the courage to tell him yet.

#397

A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.

#689

Chuck Norris once bought Chicago pizza in Seattle.

#719

Chuck Norris won the Tour de France with a stationary bicycle.

#514

Chuck Norris can overflow your stack just by looking at it.

#300

The truth will set you free. Unless Chuck Norris has you, in which case, forget it buddy!

#369

Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president. If you're thinking to yourself, "But Chuck Norris isn't black", then you are dead wrong. And stop being a racist.