Sweating bullets is literally what happens when Chuck Norris gets too hot.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#116

When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.

#737

When Chuck Norris went to college, he told his father "You're the man of the house now".

#69

Chuck Norris was exposed to the Coronavirus. The virus is now in quarantine for two weeks.

#542

Chuck Norris insists on strongly-typed programming languages.

#380

What many people dont know is Chuck Norris is the founder of planned parenthood. Not even unborn children can escape his wrath.

#125

Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.

#531

Chuck Norris doesn't use reflection, reflection asks politely for his help.

#685

Chuck Norris CAN count his chickens before they hatch.

#276

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

#24

The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends"

#435

The Manhattan Project was not intended to create nuclear weapons, it was meant to recreate the destructive power in a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick. They didn't even come close.

#358

182,000 Americans die from Chuck Norris-related accidents every year.