Sweating bullets is literally what happens when Chuck Norris gets too hot.

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#453

Chuck Norris doesn't say "who's your daddy", because he knows the answer.

#307

Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

#374

As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.

#772

Condoms wear Chuck Norris for protection.

#276

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

#671

The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.

#665

Chuck Norris doesn't drive, he tells the car where to go.

#471

Chuck Norris has volunteered to remain on earth after the Rapture; he will spend his time fighting the Anti-Christ.

#547

Chuck Norris can install iTunes without installing Quicktime.

#232

In an act of great philanthropy, Chuck made a generous donation to the American Cancer Society. He donated 6,000 dead bodies for scientific research.

#191

An anagram for Walker Texas Ranger is KARATE WRANGLER SEX. I don't know what that is, but it sounds AWESOME.

#460

Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger. It is actually a list of fatalities that occurred during the making of the episode.