Sweating bullets is literally what happens when Chuck Norris gets too hot.

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#223

Chuck Norris won super bowls VII and VIII singlehandedly before unexpectedly retiring to pursue a career in ass-kicking.

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Chuck Norris can play Xbox 360 with a PS3 controller.

#460

Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger. It is actually a list of fatalities that occurred during the making of the episode.

#378

President Roosevelt once rode his horse 100 miles. Chuck Norris carried his the same distance in half the time.

#635

Chuck Norris once sold eBay to eBay on eBay.

#484

Chuck Norris likes his ice like he likes his skulls: crushed.

#450

Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.

#395

Some people ask for a Kleenex when they sneeze, Chuck Norris asks for a body bag.

#341

70% of a human's weight is water. 70% of Chuck Norris' weight is his dick.

#495

Chuck Norris' first program was kill -9.

#645

Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.

#571

The Chuck Norris Eclipse plugin made alien contact.