Sweating bullets is literally what happens when Chuck Norris gets too hot.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#552

Chuck Norris does not need to type-cast. The Chuck-Norris Compiler (CNC) sees through things. All way down. Always.

#424

When Arnold says "I'll be back" in Terminator movie it is implied that he's going to ask Chuck Norris for help.

#735

Chuck Norris eats his meat so rare that he only eats unicorns and dragons.

#312

Chuck Norris used to play baseball. When Babe Ruth was hailed as the better player, Chuck Norris killed him with a baseball bat to the throat. Lou Gehrig got off easy.

#187

A high tide means Chuck Norris is flying over your coast. The tide is caused by God pissing his pants.

#475

In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus AND the jeep.

#655

Chuck Norris once beat a wall at tennis.

#599

How many Chuck Norris' require to screw a light bulb? None, he will screw it all.

#376

Most people fear the Reaper. Chuck Norris considers him "a promising Rookie".

#720

When Chuck Norris crosses the road, the cars have to look both ways.

#229

When Chuck Norris was a baby, he didn't suck his mother's breast. His mother served him whiskey, straight out of the bottle.

#273

Chuck Norris is the only person to ever win a staring contest against Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder.