Sweating bullets is literally what happens when Chuck Norris gets too hot.

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#569

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.

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Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies closer. Close enough to drop them with one round house kick to the face.

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Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger. By yelling "Bang!"

#712

Mike Tyson chipped a tooth on Chuck Norris' ear.

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Chuck Norris starts everyday with a protein shake made from Carnation Instant Breakfast, one dozen eggs, pure Colombian cocaine, and rattlesnake venom. He injects it directly into his neck with a syringe.

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Chuck Norris can write multi-threaded applications with a single thread.

#156

Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.

#279

Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.

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In the X-Men movies, none of the X-Men super-powers are done with special effects. Chuck Norris is the stuntman for every character.

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Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.

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Chuck Norris wipes his ass with chain mail and sandpaper.

#140

Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.