Sweating bullets is literally what happens when Chuck Norris gets too hot.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#162

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

#263

Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover.

#581

If you try to kill -9 Chuck Norris' programs, it backfires.

#143

While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.

#96

Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.

#66

If Chuck Norris were to travel to an alternate dimension in which there was another Chuck Norris and they both fought, they would both win.

#320

The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.

#739

Chuck Norris can kill seven with one blow. By literally blowing on them.

#564

No one has ever pair-programmed with Chuck Norris and lived to tell about it.

#594

Chuck Norris can read from an input stream.

#262

That's not Chuck Norris doing push-ups -- that's Chuck Norris moving the Earth away from the path of a deadly asteroid.

#142

When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.