Sweating bullets is literally what happens when Chuck Norris gets too hot.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#551

Every SQL statement that Chuck Norris codes has an implicit "COMMIT" in its end.

#585

Product Owners never argue with Chuck Norris after he demonstrates the DropKick feature.

#657

Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.

#713

Chuck Norris drove his mom home from the hospital after she gave birth to him.

#256

Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

#628

Chuck Norris plays pool with comets and astroids. He shoots them into black holes.

#209

Movie trivia: The movie "Invasion U.S.A. is, in fact, a documentary.

#319

The best-laid plans of mice and men often go awry. Even the worst-laid plans of Chuck Norris come off without a hitch.

#326

Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky.

#623

Chuck Norris doesn't age, because time cannot keep up with him.

#400

Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.

#595

Chuck Norris never has to build his program to machine code. Machines have learnt to interpret Chuck Norris code.