Sweating bullets is literally what happens when Chuck Norris gets too hot.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#605

Only Chuck Norris shuts down websites without due process, not SOPA or PIPA.

#546

Chuck Norris programs do not accept input.

#540

Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.

#691

Chuck Norris is Simon Cowell's judge.

#240

Fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell. He can also detect hope, as in "I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris"

#680

Chuck fires a 6-round revolver 7 times.

#644

Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush. He roundhouse kicks it to the face.

#147

Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.

#496

Chuck Norris burst the dot com bubble.

#140

Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

#687

Chuck Norris can break water in half.

#565

No one has ever spoken during review of Chuck Norris' code and lived to tell about it.