Sweating bullets is literally what happens when Chuck Norris gets too hot.

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#483

Chuck Norris describes human beings as "a sociable holder for blood and guts".

#346

MacGyver immediately tried to make a bomb out of some Q-Tips and Gatorade, but Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the solar plexus. MacGyver promptly threw up his own heart.

#552

Chuck Norris does not need to type-cast. The Chuck-Norris Compiler (CNC) sees through things. All way down. Always.

#354

Scientifically speaking, it is impossible to charge Chuck Norris with obstruction of justice. This is because even Chuck Norris cannot be in two places at the same time.

#546

Chuck Norris programs do not accept input.

#125

Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.

#705

Chuck Norris can read a book in his sleep.

#559

With Chuck Norris P = NP. There's no nondeterminism with Chuck Norris decisions.

#225

Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

#471

Chuck Norris has volunteered to remain on earth after the Rapture; he will spend his time fighting the Anti-Christ.

#547

Chuck Norris can install iTunes without installing Quicktime.

#117

Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.