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Sweating bullets is literally what happens when Chuck Norris gets too hot.
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Only Chuck Norris shuts down websites without due process, not SOPA or PIPA.
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Chuck Norris programs do not accept input.
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Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.
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Chuck Norris is Simon Cowell's judge.
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Fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell. He can also detect hope, as in "I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris"
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Chuck fires a 6-round revolver 7 times.
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Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush. He roundhouse kicks it to the face.
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Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.
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Chuck Norris burst the dot com bubble.
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Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris can break water in half.
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No one has ever spoken during review of Chuck Norris' code and lived to tell about it.
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