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Sweating bullets is literally what happens when Chuck Norris gets too hot.

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Chuck Norris eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow.

The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.

When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.

Chuck Norris doesn't have good aim. His bullets just know better than to miss.

Chuck Norris hit 11 out of 10 targets, with 9 bullets.

The flu gets a Chuck Norris shot every year.

When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris is the only man who has, literally, beaten the odds. With his fists.

Knock knock, who's there? Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris who? Sorry, joke is over when Chuck Norris gets involved!

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.