Sweating bullets is literally what happens when Chuck Norris gets too hot.

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#555

Chuck Norris compresses his files by doing a flying round house kick to the hard drive.

#138

If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.

#465

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in ravioli. He stuffs a live turtle with beef and smothers it in pig's blood.

#292

Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris.

#53

Chuck Norris' database has only one table, 'Kick', which he DROPs frequently.

#593

Chuck Norris can write to an output stream.

#613

Chuck Norris can make onions cry.

#160

Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

#430

The Drummer for Def Leppard's only got one arm. Chuck Norris needed a back scratcher.

#543

Chuck Norris protocol design method has no status, requests or responses, only commands.

#249

Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.

#266

How many Chuck Norris' does it take to change a light bulb? None, Chuck Norris prefers to kill in the dark.