Sweating bullets is literally what happens when Chuck Norris gets too hot.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#87

The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.

#556

Chuck Norris solved the halting problem.

#719

Chuck Norris won the Tour de France with a stationary bicycle.

#194

Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.

#573

Chuck Norris uses canvas in IE.

#202

Chuck Norris is currently suing myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

#364

In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease"

#353

Chuck Norris knows everything there is to know - Except for the definition of mercy.

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Chuck norris can start a fire with ice cubes

#9

Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this a slow Tuesday.

#184

Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.

#101

If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.