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Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.

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Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.

Chuck Norris starts everyday with a protein shake made from Carnation Instant Breakfast, one dozen eggs, pure Colombian cocaine, and rattlesnake venom. He injects it directly into his neck with a syringe.

Thousands of years ago Chuck Norris came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decendents now have white hair.

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked her into a glacier.

Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.

On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.

Chuck Norris plays pool with comets and astroids. He shoots them into black holes.

If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you.

Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.

When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them.

When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.

It is said that looking into Chuck Norris' eyes will reveal your future. Unfortunately, everybody's future is always the same: death by a roundhouse-kick to the face.