Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.

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#225

Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

#548

Chuck Norris doesn't need an OS.

#773

While investigating a series of reported sonic booms in the area around Chuck Norris' home, authorities determined Chuck was just testing chili recipes.

#249

Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.

#162

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

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Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.

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When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women.

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Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle - you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.

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Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

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Champions eat wheaties for breakfast. Chuck Norris eats champions for breakfast.

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Chuck Norris runs on batteries. Specifically, Die Hards.

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The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.