Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.

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#192

Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.

#703

Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.

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Chuck Norris doesn't age, because time cannot keep up with him.

#143

While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.

#209

Movie trivia: The movie "Invasion U.S.A. is, in fact, a documentary.

#194

Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.

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Chuck Norris once arm-wrestled himself ... and won.

#425

There are no such things as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.

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Human cloning is outlawed because of Chuck Norris, because then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another Chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.

#620

Chuck Norris can make fire using two ice cubes.

#662

Chuck Norris will make your hair grow faster than Rogaine.

#704

Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.