Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#92

Faster than a speeding bullet... More powerful than a locomotive... Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... These are some of Chuck Norris' warm-up exercises.

#729

Chuck Norris runs laps around his opponent, in a drag race.

#375

Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.

#629

Chuck Norris can stand on his head. His dick-head.

#167

Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.

#111

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

#662

Chuck Norris will make your hair grow faster than Rogaine.

#283

When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.

#168

The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.

#459

Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.

#166

Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his mother's womb.

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The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends"