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Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.
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Some people ask for a Kleenex when they sneeze, Chuck Norris asks for a body bag.
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Chuck Norris runs on batteries. Specifically, Die Hards.
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Chuck Norris once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked.
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When Chuck Norris stares into the abyss, the abyss nervously looks away.
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Chuck Norris has never been in a fight, ever. Do you call one roundhouse kick to the face a fight?
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If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.
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Some people can piss their name in to snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name in to concrete.
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Chuck Norris' favourite cut of meat is the roundhouse.
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Brokeback Mountain is not just a movie. It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.
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Chuck Norris can skeletize a cow in two minutes.
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70% of a human's weight is water. 70% of Chuck Norris' weight is his dick.
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Divide Chuck Norris by zero and you will in fact get one........one bad-ass that is.
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