Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#286

Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a Chuck Norris glare will liquefy your kidneys.

#189

There is in fact an 'I' in Norris, but there is no 'team'. Not even close.

#727

Chuck Norris bit the apple logo.

#700

Guns are warned not to play with Chuck Norris.

#418

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.

#370

When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.

#663

Chuck Norris can find the 404 page.

#600

Chuck Norris causes the Windows Blue Screen of Death.

#469

Mr. T pities the fool. Chuck Norris rips the fool's head off.

#119

The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.

#408

Two wrongs don't make a right. Unless you're Chuck Norris. Then two wrongs make a roundhouse kick to the face.

#594

Chuck Norris can read from an input stream.