Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.

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#395

Some people ask for a Kleenex when they sneeze, Chuck Norris asks for a body bag.

#440

Chuck Norris runs on batteries. Specifically, Die Hards.

#429

Chuck Norris once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked.

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When Chuck Norris stares into the abyss, the abyss nervously looks away.

#337

Chuck Norris has never been in a fight, ever. Do you call one roundhouse kick to the face a fight?

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If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.

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Some people can piss their name in to snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name in to concrete.

#233

Chuck Norris' favourite cut of meat is the roundhouse.

#277

Brokeback Mountain is not just a movie. It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.

#331

Chuck Norris can skeletize a cow in two minutes.

#341

70% of a human's weight is water. 70% of Chuck Norris' weight is his dick.

#437

Divide Chuck Norris by zero and you will in fact get one........one bad-ass that is.