Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#61

Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.

#152

Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

#420

Sweating bullets is literally what happens when Chuck Norris gets too hot.

#20

Wo hu cang long. The translation from Mandarin Chinese reads: "Crouching Chuck, Hidden Norris"

#722

Chuck Norris once won the Kentucky Derby, on foot.

#645

Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.

#661

Chuck Norris irons his trousers with them still on.

#427

Chuck Norris does not follow fashion trends, they follow him. But then he turns around and kicks their ass. Nobody follows Chuck Norris.

#348

Chuck Norris eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow.

#648

Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.

#467

The 1972 Miami Dolphins lost one game, it was a game vs. Chuck Norris and three seven year old girls. Chuck Norris won with a roundhouse-kick to the face in overtime.

#215

Along with his black belt, Chuck Norris often chooses to wear brown shoes. No one has DARED call him on it. Ever.