Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.

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#730

The reason Superman flies is because he knows Chuck Norris is on the ground.

#641

Chuck Norris once arm-wrestled himself ... and won.

#380

What many people dont know is Chuck Norris is the founder of planned parenthood. Not even unborn children can escape his wrath.

#651

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.

#41

Chuck Norris once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich.

#704

Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.

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When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

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The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

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Chuck Norris runs on batteries. Specifically, Die Hards.

#306

How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Just one. From Chuck Norris.

#369

Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president. If you're thinking to yourself, "But Chuck Norris isn't black", then you are dead wrong. And stop being a racist.

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The dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. You know what happened to them.