Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.

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#678

The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.

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Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.

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Fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell. He can also detect hope, as in "I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris"

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The pie scene in "American Pie" is based on a dare Chuck Norris took when he was younger. However, in Chuck Norris' case, the "pie" was the molten crater of an active volcano.

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James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.

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Some people ask for a Kleenex when they sneeze, Chuck Norris asks for a body bag.

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The dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. You know what happened to them.

#124

Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

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When in a bar, you can order a drink called a "Chuck Norris". It is also known as a "Bloody Mary", if your name happens to be Mary.

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Chuck Norris' cat has 10 lives.

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Chuck Norris understands every definition in the Oxford Thesaurus, except one - "mercy".

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Jean-Claude Van Damme once kicked Chuck Norris' ass. He was then awakened from his dream by a roundhouse kick to the face.