Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#455

Love does not hurt. Chuck Norris does.

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In the X-Men movies, none of the X-Men super-powers are done with special effects. Chuck Norris is the stuntman for every character.

#324

One time, Chuck Norris accidentally stubbed his toe. It destroyed the entire state of Ohio.

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When Chuck Norris went to college, he told his father "You're the man of the house now".

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Chuck Norris can be unlocked on the hardest level of Tekken. But only Chuck Norris is skilled enough to unlock himself. Then he roundhouse kicks the Playstation back to Japan.

#632

Knock knock, who's there? Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris who? Sorry, joke is over when Chuck Norris gets involved!

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Chuck Norris writes code that optimizes itself.

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Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.

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Along with his black belt, Chuck Norris often chooses to wear brown shoes. No one has DARED call him on it. Ever.

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Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?"

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Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

#191

An anagram for Walker Texas Ranger is KARATE WRANGLER SEX. I don't know what that is, but it sounds AWESOME.