Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.

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#447

Chuck Norris' dick is so big, it has it's own dick, and that dick is still bigger than yours.

#461

The air around Chuck Norris is always a balmy 78 degrees.

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When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.

#459

Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.

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Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick).

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As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.

#328

Chuck Norris does, in fact, live in a round house.

#463

Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.

#126

There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.

#281

Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

#223

Chuck Norris won super bowls VII and VIII singlehandedly before unexpectedly retiring to pursue a career in ass-kicking.

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To Chuck Norris, everything contains a vulnerability.