Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.

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#675

Chuck Norris can bake in a Freezer.

#299

Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Chuck Norris. He only has two needs: killing people and finding people to kill.

#614

Chuck Norris can watch the radio.

#264

Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken.

#659

Chuck Norris' cat has 10 lives.

#154

Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.

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Most people fear the Reaper. Chuck Norris considers him "a promising Rookie".

#557

Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square.

#398

Chuck Norris starts everyday with a protein shake made from Carnation Instant Breakfast, one dozen eggs, pure Colombian cocaine, and rattlesnake venom. He injects it directly into his neck with a syringe.

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COVID-19 is desperate to develop a vaccine against Chuck Norris.

#471

Chuck Norris has volunteered to remain on earth after the Rapture; he will spend his time fighting the Anti-Christ.

#618

Once death had a near Chuck Norris experience.