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Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.

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Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked her into a glacier.

When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them.

Chuck Norris is the only person who can simultaneously hold and fire FIVE Uzis: One in each hand, one in each foot -- and the 5th one he roundhouse-kicks into the air, so that it sprays bullets.

Chuck Norris does not have to answer the phone. His beard picks up the incoming electrical impulses and translates them into audible sound.

Thousands of years ago Chuck Norris came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decendents now have white hair.

When Chuck Norris stares into the abyss, the abyss nervously looks away.

Chuck Norris' house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.

In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.

Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.

Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.

When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.

For undercover police work, Chuck Norris pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest.