Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#206

Superman once watched an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. He then cried himself to sleep.

#600

Chuck Norris causes the Windows Blue Screen of Death.

#690

Chuck Norris caught a bullet by blinking.

#102

Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.

#711

What is the last thing that goes through the head of any Chuck Norris victim? His foot.

#360

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.

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When Chuck Norris was a baby, he didn't suck his mother's breast. His mother served him whiskey, straight out of the bottle.

#300

The truth will set you free. Unless Chuck Norris has you, in which case, forget it buddy!

#470

Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean. The tsunamis were killing people.

#622

Chuck Norris can remember the future.

#515

To Chuck Norris, everything contains a vulnerability.

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Scientifically speaking, it is impossible to charge Chuck Norris with obstruction of justice. This is because even Chuck Norris cannot be in two places at the same time.