Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.

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Movie trivia: The movie "Invasion U.S.A. is, in fact, a documentary.

#157

Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!

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Chuck Norris wipes his ass with chain mail and sandpaper.

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There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.

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The best-laid plans of mice and men often go awry. Even the worst-laid plans of Chuck Norris come off without a hitch.

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Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.

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In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.

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Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?"

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There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.

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When Chuck Norris crosses the road, cars look both ways.

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As a teen, Chuck Norris had sex with every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later the nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in professional football history.