Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.

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More Chuck Norris facts

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Chuck Norris protocol design method has no status, requests or responses, only commands.

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Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick).

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Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts.

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Freddy Krueger has nightmares about Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.

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Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.

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Chuck Norris kills anyone that asks: "Do you want fries with that?". Because by now everyone should know that Chuck doesn't want fries with anything. Ever.

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The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-. These are also Chuck Norris' initials. This is not a coincidence.

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Mike Tyson chipped a tooth on Chuck Norris' ear.

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Chuck Norris can look at you in a tone of voice.

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Chuck Norris does, in fact, live in a round house.

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Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.