Chuck Norris will make your hair grow faster than Rogaine.

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#312

Chuck Norris used to play baseball. When Babe Ruth was hailed as the better player, Chuck Norris killed him with a baseball bat to the throat. Lou Gehrig got off easy.

#90

In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.

#187

A high tide means Chuck Norris is flying over your coast. The tide is caused by God pissing his pants.

#628

Chuck Norris plays pool with comets and astroids. He shoots them into black holes.

#81

There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.

#646

Chuck Norris can hear sign language.

#447

Chuck Norris' dick is so big, it has it's own dick, and that dick is still bigger than yours.

#309

When Chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders.

#398

Chuck Norris starts everyday with a protein shake made from Carnation Instant Breakfast, one dozen eggs, pure Colombian cocaine, and rattlesnake venom. He injects it directly into his neck with a syringe.

#244

Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with a mixture of iron shavings, industrial paint remover, and wood-grain alcohol.

#252

Do you know why Baskin Robbins only has 31 flavors? Because Chuck Norris doesn't like Fudge Ripple.

#306

How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Just one. From Chuck Norris.