Chuck Norris will make your hair grow faster than Rogaine.

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#699

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

#638

Chuck Norris puts sunglasses on to protect the sun from his eyes.

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Fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell. He can also detect hope, as in "I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris"

#261

Chuck Norris shot the sheriff, but he round house kicked the deputy.

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The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.

#408

Two wrongs don't make a right. Unless you're Chuck Norris. Then two wrongs make a roundhouse kick to the face.

#502

Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.

#328

Chuck Norris does, in fact, live in a round house.

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Did you know that Chuck Norris was in every Star Wars movie? He was "The Force".

#211

There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.

#331

Chuck Norris can skeletize a cow in two minutes.

#153

When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.