Chuck Norris will make your hair grow faster than Rogaine.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#282

Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

#363

Chuck Norris never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.

#542

Chuck Norris insists on strongly-typed programming languages.

#301

Kryptonite has been found to contain trace elements of Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks to the face. This is why it is so deadly to Superman.

#214

Chuck Norris did in fact, build Rome in a day.

#123

When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesn't get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.

#294

Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16. Seconds.

#137

Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.

#238

If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.

#521

The class object inherits from Chuck Norris

#605

Only Chuck Norris shuts down websites without due process, not SOPA or PIPA.

#190

Scotty in Star Trek often says "Ye cannae change the laws of physics. This is untrue. Chuck Norris can change the laws of physics. With his fists.