Chuck Norris will make your hair grow faster than Rogaine.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#68

Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

#327

They had to edit the first ending of 'Lone Wolf McQuade' after Chuck Norris kicked David Carradine's ass, then proceeded to barbecue and eat him.

#125

Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.

#473

A man once taunted Chuck Norris with a bag of Lay's potato chips, saying "Betcha can't eat just one!" Chuck Norris proceeded to eat the chips, the bag, and the man in one deft move.

#554

Chuck Norris doesn't use a computer because a computer does everything slower than Chuck Norris.

#444

When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.

#214

Chuck Norris did in fact, build Rome in a day.

#247

Most boots are made for walkin'. Chuck Norris' boots ain't that merciful.

#83

Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.

#190

Scotty in Star Trek often says "Ye cannae change the laws of physics. This is untrue. Chuck Norris can change the laws of physics. With his fists.

#79

Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.

#547

Chuck Norris can install iTunes without installing Quicktime.