Chuck Norris will make your hair grow faster than Rogaine.

263 261

More Chuck Norris facts

#439

After returning from World War 2 unscrathed, Bob Dole was congratulated by Chuck Norris with a handshake. The rest is history.

#300

The truth will set you free. Unless Chuck Norris has you, in which case, forget it buddy!

#711

What is the last thing that goes through the head of any Chuck Norris victim? His foot.

#145

When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.

#124

Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

#318

He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.

#463

Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.

#301

Kryptonite has been found to contain trace elements of Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks to the face. This is why it is so deadly to Superman.

#563

Chuck Norris can retrieve anything from /dev/null.

#152

Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

#573

Chuck Norris uses canvas in IE.

#193

Using his trademark roundhouse kick, Chuck Norris once made a fieldgoal in RJ Stadium in Tampa Bay from the 50 yard line of Qualcomm stadium in San Diego.