Chuck Norris will make your hair grow faster than Rogaine.

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#304

Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.

#166

Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his mother's womb.

#444

When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.

#534

Chuck Norris breaks RSA 128-bit encrypted codes in milliseconds.

#672

Chuck Norris can laugh with a straight face.

#326

Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky.

#688

If Chuck Norris were a vegetable he'd be a Chuck Norris.

#702

Chuck Norris finished the neverending story.

#258

It is scientifically impossible for Chuck Norris to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself.

#261

Chuck Norris shot the sheriff, but he round house kicked the deputy.

#454

Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary. The definition for each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.

#711

What is the last thing that goes through the head of any Chuck Norris victim? His foot.