Chuck Norris will make your hair grow faster than Rogaine.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#426

Chuck Norris' penis is a third degree blackbelt, and an honorable 32nd-degree mason.

#556

Chuck Norris solved the halting problem.

#724

Chuck Norris can play Xbox 360 with a PS3 controller.

#531

Chuck Norris doesn't use reflection, reflection asks politely for his help.

#508

Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.

#304

Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.

#603

Chuck Norris could use anything in java.util.* to kill you, including the javadocs.

#352

It is said that looking into Chuck Norris' eyes will reveal your future. Unfortunately, everybody's future is always the same: death by a roundhouse-kick to the face.

#335

The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.

#332

The only sure things are Death and Taxes and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.

#608

Once a police officer caught Chuck Norris, the cop was lucky enough to escape with a warning.

#127

When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.