Chuck Norris will make your hair grow faster than Rogaine.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#27

Chuck Norris just says "no" to drugs. If he said "yes", it would collapse Colombia's infrastructure.

#732

Chuck Norris hit 11 out of 10 targets, with 9 bullets.

#418

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.

#324

One time, Chuck Norris accidentally stubbed his toe. It destroyed the entire state of Ohio.

#223

Chuck Norris won super bowls VII and VIII singlehandedly before unexpectedly retiring to pursue a career in ass-kicking.

#248

The US did not boycott the 1980 Summer Olympics in Moscow due to political reasons: Chuck Norris killed the entire US team with a single round-house kick during TaeKwonDo practice.

#594

Chuck Norris can read from an input stream.

#599

How many Chuck Norris' require to screw a light bulb? None, he will screw it all.

#413

If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you.

#699

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

#89

Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?"

#147

Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.