Chuck Norris will make your hair grow faster than Rogaine.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#461

The air around Chuck Norris is always a balmy 78 degrees.

#109

What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.

#357

Chuck Norris can win a game of Trivial Pursuit with one roll of the dice, and without answering a single question... just a nod of the head, and a stroke of the beard.

#665

Chuck Norris doesn't drive, he tells the car where to go.

#189

There is in fact an 'I' in Norris, but there is no 'team'. Not even close.

#236

In a recent survey it was discovered the 94% of American women lost their virginity to Chuck Norris. The other 6% were incredibly fat or ugly.

#425

There are no such things as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.

#620

Chuck Norris can make fire using two ice cubes.

#114

Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe with eleven herbs and spices. Nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.

#398

Chuck Norris starts everyday with a protein shake made from Carnation Instant Breakfast, one dozen eggs, pure Colombian cocaine, and rattlesnake venom. He injects it directly into his neck with a syringe.

#674

Chuck Norris did it his way and Sinatra sang about it.

#362

July 4th is Independence day. And the day Chuck Norris was born. Coincidence? I think not.