Chuck Norris will make your hair grow faster than Rogaine.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#327

They had to edit the first ending of 'Lone Wolf McQuade' after Chuck Norris kicked David Carradine's ass, then proceeded to barbecue and eat him.

#723

Chuck Norris can buy the Sunday paper on Tuesday.

#417

Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.

#261

Chuck Norris shot the sheriff, but he round house kicked the deputy.

#690

Chuck Norris caught a bullet by blinking.

#90

In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.

#173

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.

#477

Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

#551

Every SQL statement that Chuck Norris codes has an implicit "COMMIT" in its end.

#592

Chuck Norris doesn't have pubic hairs because hair doesn't grow on balls of steel.

#203

The crossing lights in Chuck Norris' home town say "Die slowly" and "die quickly". They each have a picture of Chuck Norris punching or kicking a pedestrian.

#291

Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people.