Chuck Norris will make your hair grow faster than Rogaine.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#480

In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris killed that man.

#603

Chuck Norris could use anything in java.util.* to kill you, including the javadocs.

#318

He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.

#355

Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.

#114

Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe with eleven herbs and spices. Nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.

#529

Chuck Norris can write multi-threaded applications with a single thread.

#445

Chuck Norris is not Irish. His hair is soaked in the blood of his victims.

#612

There is no April 1st in Chuck Norris' calendar, because no one can fool him.

#226

Some kids play Kick the can. Chuck Norris played Kick the keg.

#325

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked her into a glacier.

#443

Only Chuck Norris can prevent forest fires.

#240

Fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell. He can also detect hope, as in "I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris"