Chuck Norris will make your hair grow faster than Rogaine.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#734

When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

#467

The 1972 Miami Dolphins lost one game, it was a game vs. Chuck Norris and three seven year old girls. Chuck Norris won with a roundhouse-kick to the face in overtime.

#707

Some people can piss their name in to snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name in to concrete.

#652

When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.

#415

Chuck Norris has to register every part of his body as a separate lethal weapon. His spleen is considered a concealed weapon in over 50 states.

#527

No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.

#214

Chuck Norris did in fact, build Rome in a day.

#488

Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold. Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.

#744

Chuck Norris once ran around the Earth so fast he was able to roundhouse kick himself in the ass.

#460

Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger. It is actually a list of fatalities that occurred during the making of the episode.

#119

The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.

#143

While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.