Chuck Norris will make your hair grow faster than Rogaine.

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#666

Chuck Norris' bones break sticks and stones.

#143

While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.

#297

Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.

#254

Chuck Norris was what Willis was talkin' about.

#542

Chuck Norris insists on strongly-typed programming languages.

#63

In the Beginning there was nothing … then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.

#62

Chuck Norris breathes air … five times a day.

#65

Chuck Norris has a mug of nails instead of coffee in the morning.

#61

Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.

#210

Chuck Norris does not style his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

#533

Chuck Norris can binary search unsorted data.

#221

As a teen, Chuck Norris had sex with every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later the nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in professional football history.