Chuck Norris will make your hair grow faster than Rogaine.

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#694

When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the dumbells get tired.

#222

Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.

#689

Chuck Norris once bought Chicago pizza in Seattle.

#241

Chuck Norris' show is called Walker: Texas Ranger, because Chuck Norris doesn't run.

#257

Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground

#497

All browsers support the hex definitions #chuck and #norris for the colors black and blue.

#137

Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.

#176

James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.

#107

Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... A suicide.

#31

Chuck Norris' sperm is so badass, he had sex with Nicole Kidman, and 7 months later she prematurely gave birth to a Ford Excursion.

#352

It is said that looking into Chuck Norris' eyes will reveal your future. Unfortunately, everybody's future is always the same: death by a roundhouse-kick to the face.

#481

Chuck Norris wipes his ass with chain mail and sandpaper.