Chuck Norris will make your hair grow faster than Rogaine.

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More Chuck Norris facts

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Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.

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Contrary to popular belief, the Titanic didn't hit an iceberg. The ship was off course and ran into Chuck Norris while he was doing the backstroke across the Atlantic.

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Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.

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The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.

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Chuck Norris' keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris can rip a page out of Facebook.

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Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

#600

Chuck Norris causes the Windows Blue Screen of Death.

#206

Superman once watched an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. He then cried himself to sleep.

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Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

#300

The truth will set you free. Unless Chuck Norris has you, in which case, forget it buddy!

#505

It works on my machine always holds true for Chuck Norris.