Chuck Norris will make your hair grow faster than Rogaine.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#160

Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

#166

Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his mother's womb.

#544

Chuck Norris programs occupy 150% of CPU, even when they are not executing.

#299

Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Chuck Norris. He only has two needs: killing people and finding people to kill.

#124

Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

#25

When Chuck Norris says "More cowbell", he MEANS it.

#645

Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.

#368

The First rule of Chuck Norris is: you do not talk about Chuck Norris.

#134

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

#700

Guns are warned not to play with Chuck Norris.

#138

If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.

#410

Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick faster than the speed of light. This means that if you turn on a light switch, you will be dead before the lightbulb turns on.