Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

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#487

Chuck Norris did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.

#589

Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.

#198

The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured Chuck Norris instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as Chuck roundhouse-kicked Sauron's ass halfway through the first chapter.

#108

Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

#553

Chuck Norris does not code in cycles, he codes in strikes.

#270

Chuck Norris invented the internet, just so he had a place to store his porn.

#381

Chuck Norris was banned from competitive bullriding after a 1992 exhibition in San Antonio, when he rode the bull 1,346 miles from Texas to Milwaukee Wisconsin to pick up his dry cleaning.

#63

In the Beginning there was nothing … then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.

#359

Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.

#602

Chuck Norris can make a class that is both abstract and final.

#619

Once Chuck Norris and Superman had a competition. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants.

#205

Chuck Norris proved that we are alone in the universe. We weren't before his first space expedition.