Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#403

In the X-Men movies, none of the X-Men super-powers are done with special effects. Chuck Norris is the stuntman for every character.

#480

In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris killed that man.

#736

When Chuck Norris stares into the abyss, the abyss nervously looks away.

#523

Bill Gates thinks he's Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris actually laughed. Once.

#211

There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.

#80

Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.

#378

President Roosevelt once rode his horse 100 miles. Chuck Norris carried his the same distance in half the time.

#141

Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.

#300

The truth will set you free. Unless Chuck Norris has you, in which case, forget it buddy!

#144

When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.

#81

There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.

#519

Chuck Norris can instantiate an abstract class.