Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#240

Fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell. He can also detect hope, as in "I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris"

#581

If you try to kill -9 Chuck Norris' programs, it backfires.

#515

To Chuck Norris, everything contains a vulnerability.

#497

All browsers support the hex definitions #chuck and #norris for the colors black and blue.

#724

Chuck Norris can play Xbox 360 with a PS3 controller.

#547

Chuck Norris can install iTunes without installing Quicktime.

#52

Chuck Norris' log statements are always at the FATAL level.

#459

Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.

#484

Chuck Norris likes his ice like he likes his skulls: crushed.

#136

In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized.

#481

Chuck Norris wipes his ass with chain mail and sandpaper.

#170

You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In actuality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.