Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#422

After taking a steroids test doctors informed Chuck Norris that he had tested positive. He laughed upon receiving this information, and said "of course my urine tested positive, what do you think they make steroids from?"

#638

Chuck Norris puts sunglasses on to protect the sun from his eyes.

#571

The Chuck Norris Eclipse plugin made alien contact.

#4

Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger. By yelling "Bang!"

#300

The truth will set you free. Unless Chuck Norris has you, in which case, forget it buddy!

#158

In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.

#607

Chuck Norris already went to Moon and Mars, that's why there are no signs of life.

#525

Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.

#270

Chuck Norris invented the internet, just so he had a place to store his porn.

#538

Chuck Norris hosting is 101% uptime guaranteed.

#674

Chuck Norris did it his way and Sinatra sang about it.

#118

Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.