Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#20

Wo hu cang long. The translation from Mandarin Chinese reads: "Crouching Chuck, Hidden Norris"

#565

No one has ever spoken during review of Chuck Norris' code and lived to tell about it.

#91

Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle - you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.

#304

Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.

#496

Chuck Norris burst the dot com bubble.

#562

Chuck Norris eats lightning and shits out thunder.

#297

Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.

#359

Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.

#280

One day Chuck Norris walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.

#31

Chuck Norris' sperm is so badass, he had sex with Nicole Kidman, and 7 months later she prematurely gave birth to a Ford Excursion.

#690

Chuck Norris caught a bullet by blinking.

#115

The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.