Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

305 304

More Chuck Norris facts

#725

Chuck Norris can read and write emails from a typewriter.

#592

Chuck Norris doesn't have pubic hairs because hair doesn't grow on balls of steel.

#627

Chuck Norris once pissed in a gas tank of a semi truck as a joke - that truck is now know as Optimus Prime.

#162

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

#400

Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.

#30

Chuck Norris' version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.

#428

Diamonds are not, despite popular belief, carbon. They are, in fact, Chuck Norris fecal matter. This was proven a recently, when scientific analysis revealed what appeared to be Jean-Claude Van Damme bone fragments inside the Hope Diamond.

#497

All browsers support the hex definitions #chuck and #norris for the colors black and blue.

#537

If Chuck Norris writes code with bugs, the bugs fix themselves.

#103

Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia.

#590

China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.

#352

It is said that looking into Chuck Norris' eyes will reveal your future. Unfortunately, everybody's future is always the same: death by a roundhouse-kick to the face.