Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#177

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

#246

There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.

#217

Ninjas want to grow up to be just like Chuck Norris. But usually they grow up just to be killed by Chuck Norris.

#422

After taking a steroids test doctors informed Chuck Norris that he had tested positive. He laughed upon receiving this information, and said "of course my urine tested positive, what do you think they make steroids from?"

#326

Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky.

#161

Archaeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined victim as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"

#406

The 11th commandment is "Thou shalt not piss off Chuck Norris". This commandment is rarely enforced, as it is impossible to accomplish.

#104

A handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

#318

He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.

#70

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light

#626

Chuck Norris doesn't need a keyboard he tells the computer to write something and it does.

#728

Chuck Norris has won the lifetime achievement award...twice.