Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#686

Chuck Norris can look at you in a tone of voice.

#463

Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.

#381

Chuck Norris was banned from competitive bullriding after a 1992 exhibition in San Antonio, when he rode the bull 1,346 miles from Texas to Milwaukee Wisconsin to pick up his dry cleaning.

#497

All browsers support the hex definitions #chuck and #norris for the colors black and blue.

#611

Chuck Norris died before 20 years, Death doesn't have the courage to tell him yet.

#717

The flu gets a Chuck Norris shot every year.

#83

Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.

#478

Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.

#153

When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.

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If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always answers "Two seconds till". After you ask "Two seconds to what?", he roundhouse kicks you in the face.

#293

Contrary to popular belief, the Titanic didn't hit an iceberg. The ship was off course and ran into Chuck Norris while he was doing the backstroke across the Atlantic.

#441

Let the Bodies Hit the Floor was originally written as Chuck Norris' theme song.