Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

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#327

They had to edit the first ending of 'Lone Wolf McQuade' after Chuck Norris kicked David Carradine's ass, then proceeded to barbecue and eat him.

#546

Chuck Norris programs do not accept input.

#283

When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.

#402

For undercover police work, Chuck Norris pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest.

#733

Santa Claus tells Chuck Norris what he wants for Christmas.

#96

Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.

#560

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

#394

Every time Chuck Norris smiles, someone dies. Unless he smiles while he's roundhouse kicking someone in the face. Then two people die.

#295

The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.

#350

Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet, he has every internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking.

#72

The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

#505

It works on my machine always holds true for Chuck Norris.