Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it. 305 304 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 50% approval (609 votes)
Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies closer. Close enough to drop them with one round house kick to the face.
Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.
The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.