Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

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#317

Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.

#413

If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you.

#590

China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.

#515

To Chuck Norris, everything contains a vulnerability.

#344

Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.

#673

Chuck Norris can tie his shoe while running.

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When Chuck Norris says "More cowbell", he MEANS it.

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Chuck Norris can spawn threads that complete before they are started.

#377

There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.

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Chuck Norris can break water in half.

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Chuck Norris won super bowls VII and VIII singlehandedly before unexpectedly retiring to pursue a career in ass-kicking.