Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

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#513

When Chuck Norris is web surfing websites get the message "Warning: Internet Explorer has deemed this user to be malicious or dangerous. Proceed?"

#720

When Chuck Norris crosses the road, the cars have to look both ways.

#612

There is no April 1st in Chuck Norris' calendar, because no one can fool him.

#7

CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.

#393

When in a bar, you can order a drink called a "Chuck Norris". It is also known as a "Bloody Mary", if your name happens to be Mary.

#591

Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.

#177

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

#404

We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.

#111

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

#403

In the X-Men movies, none of the X-Men super-powers are done with special effects. Chuck Norris is the stuntman for every character.

#339

Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.

#467

The 1972 Miami Dolphins lost one game, it was a game vs. Chuck Norris and three seven year old girls. Chuck Norris won with a roundhouse-kick to the face in overtime.