Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it. 305 304 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 50% approval (609 votes)
According to the Bible, God created the universe in six days. Before that, Chuck Norris created God by snapping his fingers.
In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.
Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.
Chuck Norris won super bowls VII and VIII singlehandedly before unexpectedly retiring to pursue a career in ass-kicking.
Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies closer. Close enough to drop them with one round house kick to the face.