Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#726

Chuck Norris doesn't have good aim. His bullets just know better than to miss.

#444

When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.

#543

Chuck Norris protocol design method has no status, requests or responses, only commands.

#86

In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.

#204

Science Fact: Roundhouse kicks are comprised primarily of an element called Chucktanium.

#283

When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.

#405

The word 'Kill' was invented by Chuck Norris. Other words were 'Die', 'Beer', and 'What'.

#722

Chuck Norris once won the Kentucky Derby, on foot.

#348

Chuck Norris eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow.

#567

Chuck Norris doesn't use Oracle, he is the Oracle.

#184

Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.

#240

Fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell. He can also detect hope, as in "I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris"