Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it. 305 304 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 50% approval (609 votes)
According to the Bible, God created the universe in six days. Before that, Chuck Norris created God by snapping his fingers.
The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.
Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick faster than the speed of light. This means that if you turn on a light switch, you will be dead before the lightbulb turns on.
Chuck Norris won super bowls VII and VIII singlehandedly before unexpectedly retiring to pursue a career in ass-kicking.
Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.
Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.