Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

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#190

Scotty in Star Trek often says "Ye cannae change the laws of physics. This is untrue. Chuck Norris can change the laws of physics. With his fists.

#581

If you try to kill -9 Chuck Norris' programs, it backfires.

#322

Chuck Norris can taste lies.

#466

Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you...Forty seven times.

#42

Chuck Norris has never been accused of murder because his roundhouse kicks are recognized as "acts of God".

#308

The phrase 'break a leg' was originally coined by Chuck Norris' co-stars in Walker, Texas Ranger as a good luck charm, indicating that a broken leg might be the worst extent of their injuries. This never proved to be the case.

#442

Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

#538

Chuck Norris hosting is 101% uptime guaranteed.

#603

Chuck Norris could use anything in java.util.* to kill you, including the javadocs.

#374

As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.

#84

Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.

#143

While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.