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Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
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Jean-Claude Van Damme once kicked Chuck Norris' ass. He was then awakened from his dream by a roundhouse kick to the face.
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Science Fact: Roundhouse kicks are comprised primarily of an element called Chucktanium.
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When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.
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Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.
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Chuck Norris is not Politically Correct. He is just Correct. Always.
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Chuck Norris' keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.
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Once you go Norris, you are physically unable to go back.
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Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.
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Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.
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Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris.
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Mike Tyson chipped a tooth on Chuck Norris' ear.
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Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.
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