Diamonds are not, despite popular belief, carbon. They are, in fact, Chuck Norris fecal matter. This was proven a recently, when scientific analysis revealed what appeared to be Jean-Claude Van Damme bone fragments inside the Hope Diamond.

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#743

The moon's shadow doesn't dare follow Chuck Norris.

#459

Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.

#573

Chuck Norris uses canvas in IE.

#59

Champions eat wheaties for breakfast. Chuck Norris eats champions for breakfast.

#241

Chuck Norris' show is called Walker: Texas Ranger, because Chuck Norris doesn't run.

#427

Chuck Norris does not follow fashion trends, they follow him. But then he turns around and kicks their ass. Nobody follows Chuck Norris.

#91

Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle - you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.

#182

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

#38

The pie scene in "American Pie" is based on a dare Chuck Norris took when he was younger. However, in Chuck Norris' case, the "pie" was the molten crater of an active volcano.

#185

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

#541

Chuck Norris' programs never exit, they terminate.

#359

Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.