Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.

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#73

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

#366

If you work in an office with Chuck Norris, don't ask him for his three-hole-punch.

#674

Chuck Norris did it his way and Sinatra sang about it.

#563

Chuck Norris can retrieve anything from /dev/null.

#80

Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.

#607

Chuck Norris already went to Moon and Mars, that's why there are no signs of life.

#251

Chuck Norris began selling the Total Gym as an ill-fated attempt to make his day-to-day opponents less laughably pathetic.

#480

In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris killed that man.

#692

Chuck Norris Let The Dogs Out.

#299

Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Chuck Norris. He only has two needs: killing people and finding people to kill.

#713

Chuck Norris drove his mom home from the hospital after she gave birth to him.

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The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.