Each hair in Chuck Norris' beard contributes to make the world's largest DDOS.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#427

Chuck Norris does not follow fashion trends, they follow him. But then he turns around and kicks their ass. Nobody follows Chuck Norris.

#402

For undercover police work, Chuck Norris pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest.

#14

Tom Clancy has to pay royalties to Chuck Norris because "The Sum of All Fears" is the name of Chuck Norris' autobiography.

#588

Chuck Norris can over-write a locked variable.

#340

If you were somehow able to land a punch on Chuck Norris your entire arm would shatter upon impact. This is only in theory, since, come on, who in their right mind would try this?

#184

Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.

#516

Chuck Norris doesn't need sudo, he just types "Chuck Norris" before his commands.

#736

When Chuck Norris stares into the abyss, the abyss nervously looks away.

#243

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.

#652

When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.

#131

Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick).

#534

Chuck Norris breaks RSA 128-bit encrypted codes in milliseconds.