Each hair in Chuck Norris' beard contributes to make the world's largest DDOS. 299 286 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 51% approval (585 votes)
While investigating a series of reported sonic booms in the area around Chuck Norris' home, authorities determined Chuck was just testing chili recipes.
After taking a steroids test doctors informed Chuck Norris that he had tested positive. He laughed upon receiving this information, and said "of course my urine tested positive, what do you think they make steroids from?"
How many Chuck Norris' does it take to change a light bulb? None, Chuck Norris prefers to kill in the dark.