Each hair in Chuck Norris' beard contributes to make the world's largest DDOS.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#418

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.

#543

Chuck Norris protocol design method has no status, requests or responses, only commands.

#394

Every time Chuck Norris smiles, someone dies. Unless he smiles while he's roundhouse kicking someone in the face. Then two people die.

#706

When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

#240

Fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell. He can also detect hope, as in "I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris"

#447

Chuck Norris' dick is so big, it has it's own dick, and that dick is still bigger than yours.

#643

Chuck Norris can milk ground beef from a cow.

#464

According to the Bible, God created the universe in six days. Before that, Chuck Norris created God by snapping his fingers.

#114

Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe with eleven herbs and spices. Nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.

#404

We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.

#502

Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.

#270

Chuck Norris invented the internet, just so he had a place to store his porn.