Each hair in Chuck Norris' beard contributes to make the world's largest DDOS.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#745

Chuck Norris can swim on land.

#424

When Arnold says "I'll be back" in Terminator movie it is implied that he's going to ask Chuck Norris for help.

#604

Code runs faster when Chuck Norris watches it.

#59

Champions eat wheaties for breakfast. Chuck Norris eats champions for breakfast.

#451

When Chuck Norris was born, he immediately had sex with the first nurse he saw. He was her first. She was his third. That afternoon.

#159

Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.

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Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.

#241

Chuck Norris' show is called Walker: Texas Ranger, because Chuck Norris doesn't run.

#550

Chuck Norris can compile syntax errors.

#31

Chuck Norris' sperm is so badass, he had sex with Nicole Kidman, and 7 months later she prematurely gave birth to a Ford Excursion.

#490

All arrays Chuck Norris declares are of infinite size, because Chuck Norris knows no bounds.

#367

In the Words of Julius Caesar, "Veni, Vidi, Vici, Chuck Norris". Translation: I came, I saw, and I was roundhouse-kicked inthe face by Chuck Norris.