Each hair in Chuck Norris' beard contributes to make the world's largest DDOS.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#306

How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Just one. From Chuck Norris.

#733

Santa Claus tells Chuck Norris what he wants for Christmas.

#524

Chuck Norris is actually the front man for Apple. He let's Steve Jobs run the show when he's on a mission. Chuck Norris is always on a mission.

#655

Chuck Norris once beat a wall at tennis.

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Tom Clancy has to pay royalties to Chuck Norris because "The Sum of All Fears" is the name of Chuck Norris' autobiography.

#518

Chuck Norris can access private methods.

#705

Chuck Norris can read a book in his sleep.

#514

Chuck Norris can overflow your stack just by looking at it.

#312

Chuck Norris used to play baseball. When Babe Ruth was hailed as the better player, Chuck Norris killed him with a baseball bat to the throat. Lou Gehrig got off easy.

#747

When Chuck Norris crosses the road, cars look both ways.

#291

Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people.

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Chuck Norris can cut through steak with a plastic spoon.