Each hair in Chuck Norris' beard contributes to make the world's largest DDOS.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#678

The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.

#677

Chuck Norris doesn't listen to heavy metal, he eats it for breakfast.

#568

Chuck Norris can dereference NULL.

#91

Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle - you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.

#621

Chuck Norris tears can cure the cancer, but the sad thing is Chuck Norris never cries.

#574

Don't worry about tests, Chuck Norris' test cases cover your code too.

#126

There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.

#697

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

#312

Chuck Norris used to play baseball. When Babe Ruth was hailed as the better player, Chuck Norris killed him with a baseball bat to the throat. Lou Gehrig got off easy.

#386

Chuck Norris' credit cards have no limit. Last weekend, he maxed them out.

#371

Chuck Norris can be unlocked on the hardest level of Tekken. But only Chuck Norris is skilled enough to unlock himself. Then he roundhouse kicks the Playstation back to Japan.

#489

When Chuck Norris throws exceptions, it's across the room.