Each hair in Chuck Norris' beard contributes to make the world's largest DDOS.

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The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.

#244

Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with a mixture of iron shavings, industrial paint remover, and wood-grain alcohol.

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Once Chuck Norris and Superman had a competition. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants.

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Chuck Norris has never been accused of murder because his roundhouse kicks are recognized as "acts of God".

#409

Who let the dogs out? Chuck Norris let the dogs out... and then roundhouse kicked them through an Oldsmobile.

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Chuck Norris plays pool with comets and astroids. He shoots them into black holes.

#429

Chuck Norris once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked.

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Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb. On his penis.

#697

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

#145

When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.

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Product Owners never ask Chuck Norris for more features. They ask for mercy.

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If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.