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Each hair in Chuck Norris' beard contributes to make the world's largest DDOS.

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Chuck Norris once pulled out a single hair from his beard and skewered three men through the heart with it.

Chuck Norris' sperm can be seen with the naked eye. Each one is the size of a quarter.

Chuck Norris can make a class that is both abstract and final.

If you try to kill -9 Chuck Norris' programs, it backfires.

Chuck Norris will make your hair grow faster than Rogaine.

Chuck Norris' programs never exit, they terminate.

Chuck Norris' favorite cereal is Kellogg's Nails 'N' Gravel.

Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.

Chuck Norris' brain waves are suspected to be harmful to cell phones.

Chuck Norris' sperm is so badass, he had sex with Nicole Kidman, and 7 months later she prematurely gave birth to a Ford Excursion.

Let the Bodies Hit the Floor was originally written as Chuck Norris' theme song.

As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.