Each hair in Chuck Norris' beard contributes to make the world's largest DDOS.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#726

Chuck Norris doesn't have good aim. His bullets just know better than to miss.

#554

Chuck Norris doesn't use a computer because a computer does everything slower than Chuck Norris.

#653

Chuck Norris can win a staring contest while blinking.

#480

In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris killed that man.

#663

Chuck Norris can find the 404 page.

#221

As a teen, Chuck Norris had sex with every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later the nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in professional football history.

#707

Some people can piss their name in to snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name in to concrete.

#568

Chuck Norris can dereference NULL.

#527

No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.

#28

When God said, "let there be light", Chuck Norris said, "say 'please'.

#424

When Arnold says "I'll be back" in Terminator movie it is implied that he's going to ask Chuck Norris for help.

#454

Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary. The definition for each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.