Each hair in Chuck Norris' beard contributes to make the world's largest DDOS.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#147

Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.

#264

Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken.

#162

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

#26

As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris."

#639

Chuck Norris can lock a safe and keep the key inside it.

#480

In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris killed that man.

#156

Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.

#251

Chuck Norris began selling the Total Gym as an ill-fated attempt to make his day-to-day opponents less laughably pathetic.

#395

Some people ask for a Kleenex when they sneeze, Chuck Norris asks for a body bag.

#133

When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women.

#720

When Chuck Norris crosses the road, the cars have to look both ways.

#462

When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.