Each hair in Chuck Norris' beard contributes to make the world's largest DDOS.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#655

Chuck Norris once beat a wall at tennis.

#160

Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

#271

Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.

#737

When Chuck Norris went to college, he told his father "You're the man of the house now".

#231

Chuck Norris once pulled out a single hair from his beard and skewered three men through the heart with it.

#570

A diff between your code and Chuck Norris' is infinite.

#89

Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?"

#86

In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.

#568

Chuck Norris can dereference NULL.

#91

Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle - you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.

#594

Chuck Norris can read from an input stream.

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Did you know that Chuck Norris was in every Star Wars movie? He was "The Force".