Each hair in Chuck Norris' beard contributes to make the world's largest DDOS.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#33

Coroners refer to dead people as "ABC's". Already Been Chucked.

#176

James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.

#650

Chuck Norris makes onions cry.

#344

Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.

#29

Chuck Norris kills anyone that asks: "Do you want fries with that?". Because by now everyone should know that Chuck doesn't want fries with anything. Ever.

#386

Chuck Norris' credit cards have no limit. Last weekend, he maxed them out.

#376

Most people fear the Reaper. Chuck Norris considers him "a promising Rookie".

#188

Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies closer. Close enough to drop them with one round house kick to the face.

#4

Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger. By yelling "Bang!"

#578

When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.

#572

Chuck Norris is the ultimate mutex, all threads fear him.

#121

Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.