Each hair in Chuck Norris' beard contributes to make the world's largest DDOS.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#649

Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.

#588

Chuck Norris can over-write a locked variable.

#15

Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life.

#106

Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.

#487

Chuck Norris did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.

#115

The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.

#387

Think of a hot woman. Chuck Norris did her.

#173

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.

#394

Every time Chuck Norris smiles, someone dies. Unless he smiles while he's roundhouse kicking someone in the face. Then two people die.

#309

When Chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders.

#226

Some kids play Kick the can. Chuck Norris played Kick the keg.

#432

Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.