Each hair in Chuck Norris' beard contributes to make the world's largest DDOS.

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More Chuck Norris facts

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Chuck Norris' keyboard has the Any key.

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Chuck Norris can play Xbox 360 with a PS3 controller.

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Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

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When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.

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Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.

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Chuck Norris wipes his ass with chain mail and sandpaper.

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Freddy Krueger has nightmares about Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris already went to Moon and Mars, that's why there are no signs of life.

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Knock knock, who's there? Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris who? Sorry, joke is over when Chuck Norris gets involved!

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Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary. The definition for each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.

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Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.

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Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger. It is actually a list of fatalities that occurred during the making of the episode.