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Each hair in Chuck Norris' beard contributes to make the world's largest DDOS.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need sudo, he just types "Chuck Norris" before his commands.
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Chuck Norris' sperm can be seen with the naked eye. Each one is the size of a quarter.
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Chuck Norris never has to build his program to machine code. Machines have learnt to interpret Chuck Norris code.
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Chuck Norris can access private methods.
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When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.
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Every SQL statement that Chuck Norris codes has an implicit "COMMIT" in its end.
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All browsers support the hex definitions #chuck and #norris for the colors black and blue.
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One day Chuck Norris walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.
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Chuck Norris can install iTunes without installing Quicktime.
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Chuck Norris protocol design method has no status, requests or responses, only commands.
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Archaeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined victim as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"
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