Each hair in Chuck Norris' beard contributes to make the world's largest DDOS.

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#516

Chuck Norris doesn't need sudo, he just types "Chuck Norris" before his commands.

#421

Chuck Norris' sperm can be seen with the naked eye. Each one is the size of a quarter.

#595

Chuck Norris never has to build his program to machine code. Machines have learnt to interpret Chuck Norris code.

#518

Chuck Norris can access private methods.

#444

When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.

#551

Every SQL statement that Chuck Norris codes has an implicit "COMMIT" in its end.

#497

All browsers support the hex definitions #chuck and #norris for the colors black and blue.

#280

One day Chuck Norris walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.

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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.

#547

Chuck Norris can install iTunes without installing Quicktime.

#543

Chuck Norris protocol design method has no status, requests or responses, only commands.

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Archaeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined victim as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"