Each hair in Chuck Norris' beard contributes to make the world's largest DDOS.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#681

Chuck Norris CAN talk about fight club.

#572

Chuck Norris is the ultimate mutex, all threads fear him.

#499

Chuck Norris can write infinite recursion functions and have them return.

#427

Chuck Norris does not follow fashion trends, they follow him. But then he turns around and kicks their ass. Nobody follows Chuck Norris.

#257

Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground

#745

Chuck Norris can swim on land.

#628

Chuck Norris plays pool with comets and astroids. He shoots them into black holes.

#722

Chuck Norris once won the Kentucky Derby, on foot.

#239

If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.

#186

Chuck Norris invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sexual intercourse, and football-- in that order.

#668

Chuck Norris once thought he was wrong. He was, however, mistaken.

#228

Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.