Each hair in Chuck Norris' beard contributes to make the world's largest DDOS.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#525

Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.

#506

Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.

#598

Chuck Norris doesn't need an account. He just logs in.

#129

A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.

#161

Archaeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined victim as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"

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Chuck Norris built a better mousetrap, but the world was too frightened to beat a path to his door.

#397

A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.

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182,000 Americans die from Chuck Norris-related accidents every year.

#172

The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.

#156

Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.

#320

The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.

#307

Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.