If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

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More Chuck Norris facts

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The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.

#173

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.

#397

A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.

#649

Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.

#636

Chuck Norris made the sun by rubbing his hands together.

#440

Chuck Norris runs on batteries. Specifically, Die Hards.

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The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.

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Chuck Norris doesn't drive, he tells the car where to go.

#495

Chuck Norris' first program was kill -9.

#551

Every SQL statement that Chuck Norris codes has an implicit "COMMIT" in its end.

#82

When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.

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It is scientifically impossible for Chuck Norris to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself.