If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#209

Movie trivia: The movie "Invasion U.S.A. is, in fact, a documentary.

#451

When Chuck Norris was born, he immediately had sex with the first nurse he saw. He was her first. She was his third. That afternoon.

#524

Chuck Norris is actually the front man for Apple. He let's Steve Jobs run the show when he's on a mission. Chuck Norris is always on a mission.

#641

Chuck Norris once arm-wrestled himself ... and won.

#241

Chuck Norris' show is called Walker: Texas Ranger, because Chuck Norris doesn't run.

#127

When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.

#599

How many Chuck Norris' require to screw a light bulb? None, he will screw it all.

#27

Chuck Norris just says "no" to drugs. If he said "yes", it would collapse Colombia's infrastructure.

#438

TNT was originally developed by Chuck Norris to cure indigestion.

#477

Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

#642

Chuck Norris can hear the speed of light.

#615

Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.