If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#709

Chuck Norris can rip a page out of Facebook.

#288

Chuck Norris once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.

#102

Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.

#131

Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick).

#473

A man once taunted Chuck Norris with a bag of Lay's potato chips, saying "Betcha can't eat just one!" Chuck Norris proceeded to eat the chips, the bag, and the man in one deft move.

#679

Chuck Norris understands women.

#548

Chuck Norris doesn't need an OS.

#687

Chuck Norris can break water in half.

#154

Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.

#168

The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.

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As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris."

#230

According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.