If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#211

There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.

#540

Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.

#68

Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

#274

Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.

#173

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.

#5

The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.

#186

Chuck Norris invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sexual intercourse, and football-- in that order.

#645

Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.

#670

Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.

#318

He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.

#130

When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

#21

When J. Robert Oppenheimer said "I am become death, the destroyer Of worlds", He was not referring to the atomic bomb. He was referring to the Chuck Norris halloween costume he was wearing.