If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever. 329 337 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 49% approval (666 votes)
If you rearrange the letters in "Chuck Norris", they also spell "Crush Rock In". The words "with his fists" are understood.
If Chuck Norris were to travel to an alternate dimension in which there was another Chuck Norris and they both fought, they would both win.
Chuck Norris does not need to type-cast. The Chuck-Norris Compiler (CNC) sees through things. All way down. Always.
The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.
When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.