If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever. 330 339 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 49% approval (669 votes)
If Chuck Norris were to travel to an alternate dimension in which there was another Chuck Norris and they both fought, they would both win.
If you rearrange the letters in "Chuck Norris", they also spell "Crush Rock In". The words "with his fists" are understood.
Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with a mixture of iron shavings, industrial paint remover, and wood-grain alcohol.
Crime does not pay - unless you are an undertaker following Walker, Texas Ranger, on a routine patrol.