If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#372

Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.

#216

Once you go Norris, you are physically unable to go back.

#438

TNT was originally developed by Chuck Norris to cure indigestion.

#642

Chuck Norris can hear the speed of light.

#230

According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.

#537

If Chuck Norris writes code with bugs, the bugs fix themselves.

#355

Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.

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Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.

#199

Hellen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.

#606

Chuck Norris does not need a watch, he decides what time it is.

#740

Chuck Norris once took LSD just to give his hallucinations a bad trip.

#327

They had to edit the first ending of 'Lone Wolf McQuade' after Chuck Norris kicked David Carradine's ass, then proceeded to barbecue and eat him.