If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#83

Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.

#532

There is no Esc key on Chuck Norris' keyboard, because no one escapes Chuck Norris.

#379

Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.

#203

The crossing lights in Chuck Norris' home town say "Die slowly" and "die quickly". They each have a picture of Chuck Norris punching or kicking a pedestrian.

#445

Chuck Norris is not Irish. His hair is soaked in the blood of his victims.

#127

When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.

#502

Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.

#586

Chuck Norris killed two stones with one bird.

#322

Chuck Norris can taste lies.

#623

Chuck Norris doesn't age, because time cannot keep up with him.

#342

Jean-Claude Van Damme once kicked Chuck Norris' ass. He was then awakened from his dream by a roundhouse kick to the face.

#514

Chuck Norris can overflow your stack just by looking at it.