If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#505

It works on my machine always holds true for Chuck Norris.

#243

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.

#658

Chuck Norris can eat one pringle.

#355

Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.

#154

Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.

#688

If Chuck Norris were a vegetable he'd be a Chuck Norris.

#743

The moon's shadow doesn't dare follow Chuck Norris.

#435

The Manhattan Project was not intended to create nuclear weapons, it was meant to recreate the destructive power in a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick. They didn't even come close.

#667

The French talk to Chuck Norris in English.

#364

In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease"

#545

Chuck Norris can spawn threads that complete before they are started.

#608

Once a police officer caught Chuck Norris, the cop was lucky enough to escape with a warning.