If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#612

There is no April 1st in Chuck Norris' calendar, because no one can fool him.

#656

Chuck Norris can go past the Character limit.

#352

It is said that looking into Chuck Norris' eyes will reveal your future. Unfortunately, everybody's future is always the same: death by a roundhouse-kick to the face.

#462

When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.

#690

Chuck Norris caught a bullet by blinking.

#625

Chuck Norris understands every definition in the Oxford Thesaurus, except one - "mercy".

#297

Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.

#8

Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.

#53

Chuck Norris' database has only one table, 'Kick', which he DROPs frequently.

#563

Chuck Norris can retrieve anything from /dev/null.

#374

As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.

#45

Chuck Norris' keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.