If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#77

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

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Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.

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Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger. By yelling "Bang!"

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Chuck Norris once beat a wall at tennis.

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In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease"

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Once you go Norris, you are physically unable to go back.

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In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.

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If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.

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Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.

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For Spring Break '05, Chuck Norris drove to Madagascar, riding a chariot pulled by two electric eels.

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182,000 Americans die from Chuck Norris-related accidents every year.

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Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.