If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#373

Every time someone uses the word "intense", Chuck Norris always replies "you know what else is intense?" followed by a roundhouse kick to the face.

#395

Some people ask for a Kleenex when they sneeze, Chuck Norris asks for a body bag.

#272

It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

#542

Chuck Norris insists on strongly-typed programming languages.

#163

Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.

#155

On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.

#504

Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.

#181

Chuck Norris is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.

#138

If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.

#170

You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In actuality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.

#144

When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.

#684

Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.