If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#73

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

#517

Chuck Norris doesn't need a debugger, he just stares down the bug until the code confesses.

#130

When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

#340

If you were somehow able to land a punch on Chuck Norris your entire arm would shatter upon impact. This is only in theory, since, come on, who in their right mind would try this?

#395

Some people ask for a Kleenex when they sneeze, Chuck Norris asks for a body bag.

#248

The US did not boycott the 1980 Summer Olympics in Moscow due to political reasons: Chuck Norris killed the entire US team with a single round-house kick during TaeKwonDo practice.

#513

When Chuck Norris is web surfing websites get the message "Warning: Internet Explorer has deemed this user to be malicious or dangerous. Proceed?"

#133

When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women.

#581

If you try to kill -9 Chuck Norris' programs, it backfires.

#249

Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.

#560

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

#79

Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.