If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

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#299

Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Chuck Norris. He only has two needs: killing people and finding people to kill.

#611

Chuck Norris died before 20 years, Death doesn't have the courage to tell him yet.

#338

There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.

#478

Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.

#141

Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.

#771

Thunder is the sound caused by Chuck Norris kicking Lightning's ass.

#704

Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.

#648

Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.

#649

Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.

#647

Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.

#730

The reason Superman flies is because he knows Chuck Norris is on the ground.

#257

Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground