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If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
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Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
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The phrase 'balls to the wall' was originally conceived to describe Chuck Norris entering any building smaller than an aircraft hangar.
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The Chuck Norris Eclipse plugin made alien contact.
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What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.
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The class object inherits from Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris can eat one pringle.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use reflection, reflection asks politely for his help.
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Chuck Norris can make fire using two ice cubes.
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Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
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If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.
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Chuck Norris compresses his files by doing a flying round house kick to the hard drive.
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Chuck Norris has won the lifetime achievement award...twice.
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