If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

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#445

Chuck Norris is not Irish. His hair is soaked in the blood of his victims.

#225

Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

#469

Mr. T pities the fool. Chuck Norris rips the fool's head off.

#550

Chuck Norris can compile syntax errors.

#675

Chuck Norris can bake in a Freezer.

#399

In a tagteam match, Chuck Norris was teamed with Hulk Hogan against King Kong Bundy and Andre The Giant. He pinned all 3 at the same time.

#33

Coroners refer to dead people as "ABC's". Already Been Chucked.

#238

If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.

#590

China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.

#543

Chuck Norris protocol design method has no status, requests or responses, only commands.

#127

When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.

#309

When Chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders.