If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#168

The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.

#465

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in ravioli. He stuffs a live turtle with beef and smothers it in pig's blood.

#123

When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesn't get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.

#314

Guantuanamo Bay, Cuba, is the military code-word for "Chuck Norris' basement"

#160

Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

#690

Chuck Norris caught a bullet by blinking.

#666

Chuck Norris' bones break sticks and stones.

#153

When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.

#352

It is said that looking into Chuck Norris' eyes will reveal your future. Unfortunately, everybody's future is always the same: death by a roundhouse-kick to the face.

#581

If you try to kill -9 Chuck Norris' programs, it backfires.

#452

One time, at band camp, Chuck Norris ate a percussionist.

#240

Fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell. He can also detect hope, as in "I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris"