Chuck Norris can bake in a Freezer.

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Chuck Norris can dry his hair under water.

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Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

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Chuck Norris can install iTunes without installing Quicktime.

#668

Chuck Norris once thought he was wrong. He was, however, mistaken.

#111

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

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Contrary to popular belief, the Titanic didn't hit an iceberg. The ship was off course and ran into Chuck Norris while he was doing the backstroke across the Atlantic.

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Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

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James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.

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Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

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Chuck Norris understands every definition in the Oxford Thesaurus, except one - "mercy".

#331

Chuck Norris can skeletize a cow in two minutes.

#197

Chuck Norris built a better mousetrap, but the world was too frightened to beat a path to his door.