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Chuck Norris can bake in a Freezer.
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Chuck Norris is his own line at the DMV.
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Mike Tyson chipped a tooth on Chuck Norris' ear.
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Chuck Norris kills anyone that asks: "Do you want fries with that?". Because by now everyone should know that Chuck doesn't want fries with anything. Ever.
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Chuck Norris can binary search unsorted data.
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Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris was exposed to the Coronavirus. The virus is now in quarantine for two weeks.
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MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips. Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.
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The air around Chuck Norris is always a balmy 78 degrees.
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One time, Chuck Norris accidentally stubbed his toe. It destroyed the entire state of Ohio.
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Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.
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Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have disk latency because the hard drive knows to hurry the hell up.
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