Chuck Norris can bake in a Freezer.

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#344

Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.

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Chuck Norris is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.

#523

Bill Gates thinks he's Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris actually laughed. Once.

#420

Sweating bullets is literally what happens when Chuck Norris gets too hot.

#743

The moon's shadow doesn't dare follow Chuck Norris.

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When God said, "let there be light", Chuck Norris said, "say 'please'.

#247

Most boots are made for walkin'. Chuck Norris' boots ain't that merciful.

#595

Chuck Norris never has to build his program to machine code. Machines have learnt to interpret Chuck Norris code.

#301

Kryptonite has been found to contain trace elements of Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks to the face. This is why it is so deadly to Superman.

#333

Chuck Norris' first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors.

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Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes.

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Chuck Norris was the orginal sculptor of Mount Rushmore. He completed the entire project using only a bottle opener and a drywall trowel.