Chuck Norris can bake in a Freezer.

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182,000 Americans die from Chuck Norris-related accidents every year.

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Chuck Norris can dry his hair under water.

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Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.

#378

President Roosevelt once rode his horse 100 miles. Chuck Norris carried his the same distance in half the time.

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When in a bar, you can order a drink called a "Chuck Norris". It is also known as a "Bloody Mary", if your name happens to be Mary.

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All browsers support the hex definitions #chuck and #norris for the colors black and blue.

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Chuck Norris eats his meat so rare that he only eats unicorns and dragons.

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What many people dont know is Chuck Norris is the founder of planned parenthood. Not even unborn children can escape his wrath.

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Chuck Norris won super bowls VII and VIII singlehandedly before unexpectedly retiring to pursue a career in ass-kicking.

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James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.

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When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.

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Once death had a near Chuck Norris experience.