Chuck Norris can bake in a Freezer.

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#635

Chuck Norris once sold eBay to eBay on eBay.

#184

Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.

#621

Chuck Norris tears can cure the cancer, but the sad thing is Chuck Norris never cries.

#700

Guns are warned not to play with Chuck Norris.

#504

Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.

#745

Chuck Norris can swim on land.

#53

Chuck Norris' database has only one table, 'Kick', which he DROPs frequently.

#70

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light

#85

According to the Encyclopedia Brittanica, the Native American "Trail of Tears" has been redefined as anywhere that Chuck Norris walks.

#677

Chuck Norris doesn't listen to heavy metal, he eats it for breakfast.

#75

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

#565

No one has ever spoken during review of Chuck Norris' code and lived to tell about it.