Chuck Norris can bake in a Freezer.

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#455

Love does not hurt. Chuck Norris does.

#78

Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.

#746

Chuck Norris remembers the future.

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When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

#339

Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.

#568

Chuck Norris can dereference NULL.

#248

The US did not boycott the 1980 Summer Olympics in Moscow due to political reasons: Chuck Norris killed the entire US team with a single round-house kick during TaeKwonDo practice.

#144

When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.

#245

The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.

#581

If you try to kill -9 Chuck Norris' programs, it backfires.

#374

As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.

#216

Once you go Norris, you are physically unable to go back.