Chuck Norris can bake in a Freezer.

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Chuck Norris once ran around the Earth so fast he was able to roundhouse kick himself in the ass.

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Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

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Chuck Norris can speak Braille.

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For Spring Break '05, Chuck Norris drove to Madagascar, riding a chariot pulled by two electric eels.

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It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

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Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.

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Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people.

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Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.

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Chuck Norris can milk ground beef from a cow.

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When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women.

#153

When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.

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Chuck Norris causes the Windows Blue Screen of Death.