Chuck Norris can bake in a Freezer.

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#552

Chuck Norris does not need to type-cast. The Chuck-Norris Compiler (CNC) sees through things. All way down. Always.

#598

Chuck Norris doesn't need an account. He just logs in.

#195

Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold.

#650

Chuck Norris makes onions cry.

#497

All browsers support the hex definitions #chuck and #norris for the colors black and blue.

#169

It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

#251

Chuck Norris began selling the Total Gym as an ill-fated attempt to make his day-to-day opponents less laughably pathetic.

#574

Don't worry about tests, Chuck Norris' test cases cover your code too.

#456

The term "Cleveland Steamer" got its name from Chuck Norris, when he took a dump while visiting the Rock and Roll Hall of fame and buried northern Ohio under a glacier of fecal matter.

#95

Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.

#740

Chuck Norris once took LSD just to give his hallucinations a bad trip.

#68

Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.