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Chuck Norris can bake in a Freezer.
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Love does not hurt. Chuck Norris does.
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Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.
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Chuck Norris remembers the future.
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When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.
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Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.
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Chuck Norris can dereference NULL.
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The US did not boycott the 1980 Summer Olympics in Moscow due to political reasons: Chuck Norris killed the entire US team with a single round-house kick during TaeKwonDo practice.
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When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.
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The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.
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If you try to kill -9 Chuck Norris' programs, it backfires.
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As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.
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Once you go Norris, you are physically unable to go back.
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