Chuck Norris can bake in a Freezer.

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#327

They had to edit the first ending of 'Lone Wolf McQuade' after Chuck Norris kicked David Carradine's ass, then proceeded to barbecue and eat him.

#114

Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe with eleven herbs and spices. Nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.

#102

Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.

#451

When Chuck Norris was born, he immediately had sex with the first nurse he saw. He was her first. She was his third. That afternoon.

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Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger. By yelling "Bang!"

#195

Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold.

#392

Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.

#638

Chuck Norris puts sunglasses on to protect the sun from his eyes.

#422

After taking a steroids test doctors informed Chuck Norris that he had tested positive. He laughed upon receiving this information, and said "of course my urine tested positive, what do you think they make steroids from?"

#339

Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.

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Chuck Norris voids warranties.

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Chuck Norris has a mug of nails instead of coffee in the morning.