Chuck Norris can bake in a Freezer.

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Chuck Norris makes onions cry.

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Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.

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Once Chuck Norris and Superman had a competition. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants.

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Chuck Norris doesn't turn on his faucet, he stares at it until it cries.

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Chuck Norris' cat has 10 lives.

#593

Chuck Norris can write to an output stream.

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Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.

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Chuck Norris remembers the future.

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Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.

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The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.

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Chuck Norris once took LSD just to give his hallucinations a bad trip.

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The 1972 Miami Dolphins lost one game, it was a game vs. Chuck Norris and three seven year old girls. Chuck Norris won with a roundhouse-kick to the face in overtime.