Chuck Norris can bake in a Freezer.

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#728

Chuck Norris has won the lifetime achievement award...twice.

#294

Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16. Seconds.

#630

There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris.

#518

Chuck Norris can access private methods.

#560

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

#595

Chuck Norris never has to build his program to machine code. Machines have learnt to interpret Chuck Norris code.

#466

Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you...Forty seven times.

#125

Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.

#612

There is no April 1st in Chuck Norris' calendar, because no one can fool him.

#567

Chuck Norris doesn't use Oracle, he is the Oracle.

#112

Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

#616

Once Chuck Norris signed a cheque and the bank bounced.