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Chuck Norris can bake in a Freezer.
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Chuck Norris can look at you in a tone of voice.
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A man once taunted Chuck Norris with a bag of Lay's potato chips, saying "Betcha can't eat just one!" Chuck Norris proceeded to eat the chips, the bag, and the man in one deft move.
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Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.
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Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.
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Chuck Norris doesn't say "who's your daddy", because he knows the answer.
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Chuck fires a 6-round revolver 7 times.
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Chuck Norris was what Willis was talkin' about.
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Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need to use AJAX because pages are too afraid to postback anyways.
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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.
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The pie scene in "American Pie" is based on a dare Chuck Norris took when he was younger. However, in Chuck Norris' case, the "pie" was the molten crater of an active volcano.
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COVID-19 is desperate to develop a vaccine against Chuck Norris.
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