Chuck Norris can bake in a Freezer.

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#195

Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold.

#691

Chuck Norris is Simon Cowell's judge.

#220

Chuck Norris doesn't play god. Playing is for children.

#368

The First rule of Chuck Norris is: you do not talk about Chuck Norris.

#297

Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.

#772

Condoms wear Chuck Norris for protection.

#59

Champions eat wheaties for breakfast. Chuck Norris eats champions for breakfast.

#163

Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.

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Chuck Norris once sold eBay to eBay on eBay.

#465

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in ravioli. He stuffs a live turtle with beef and smothers it in pig's blood.

#626

Chuck Norris doesn't need a keyboard he tells the computer to write something and it does.

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Chuck Norris is the only person to ever win a staring contest against Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder.