Chuck Norris can bake in a Freezer.

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#330

4 out of 5 doctors fail to recommend Chuck Norris as a solution to most problems. Also, 80% of doctors die unexplained, needlessly brutal deaths.

#84

Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.

#166

Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his mother's womb.

#745

Chuck Norris can swim on land.

#597

Chuck Norris sits at the stand-up.

#24

The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends"

#684

Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.

#396

There's an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris.... Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first.

#470

Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean. The tsunamis were killing people.

#436

Chuck Norris has banned rainbows from the state of North Dakota.

#563

Chuck Norris can retrieve anything from /dev/null.

#136

In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized.