Chuck Norris can bake in a Freezer.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#251

Chuck Norris began selling the Total Gym as an ill-fated attempt to make his day-to-day opponents less laughably pathetic.

#514

Chuck Norris can overflow your stack just by looking at it.

#708

Chuck Norris died years ago, but the grim reaper can’t pick up the courage to tell him.

#8

Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.

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When Chuck Norris stares into the abyss, the abyss nervously looks away.

#740

Chuck Norris once took LSD just to give his hallucinations a bad trip.

#349

The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.

#688

If Chuck Norris were a vegetable he'd be a Chuck Norris.

#469

Mr. T pities the fool. Chuck Norris rips the fool's head off.

#63

In the Beginning there was nothing … then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.

#363

Chuck Norris never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.

#506

Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.