Chuck Norris puts sunglasses on to protect the sun from his eyes. 289 283 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 51% approval (572 votes)
Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people.
Staring at Chuck Norris for extended periods of time without proper eye protection will cause blindess, and possibly foot sized brusies on the face.
After returning from World War 2 unscrathed, Bob Dole was congratulated by Chuck Norris with a handshake. The rest is history.
If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.