Chuck Norris puts sunglasses on to protect the sun from his eyes.

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#47

Chuck Norris' keyboard has the Any key.

#673

Chuck Norris can tie his shoe while running.

#460

Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger. It is actually a list of fatalities that occurred during the making of the episode.

#82

When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.

#174

When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them.

#157

Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!

#491

Chuck Norris doesn't have disk latency because the hard drive knows to hurry the hell up.

#354

Scientifically speaking, it is impossible to charge Chuck Norris with obstruction of justice. This is because even Chuck Norris cannot be in two places at the same time.

#553

Chuck Norris does not code in cycles, he codes in strikes.

#692

Chuck Norris Let The Dogs Out.

#299

Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Chuck Norris. He only has two needs: killing people and finding people to kill.

#125

Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.