Chuck Norris puts sunglasses on to protect the sun from his eyes.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#689

Chuck Norris once bought Chicago pizza in Seattle.

#154

Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.

#686

Chuck Norris can look at you in a tone of voice.

#541

Chuck Norris' programs never exit, they terminate.

#609

Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.

#286

Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a Chuck Norris glare will liquefy your kidneys.

#410

Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick faster than the speed of light. This means that if you turn on a light switch, you will be dead before the lightbulb turns on.

#675

Chuck Norris can bake in a Freezer.

#136

In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized.

#152

Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

#489

When Chuck Norris throws exceptions, it's across the room.

#746

Chuck Norris remembers the future.