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Chuck Norris puts sunglasses on to protect the sun from his eyes.
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Chuck Norris once bought Chicago pizza in Seattle.
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Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
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Chuck Norris can look at you in a tone of voice.
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Chuck Norris' programs never exit, they terminate.
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Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.
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Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a Chuck Norris glare will liquefy your kidneys.
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Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick faster than the speed of light. This means that if you turn on a light switch, you will be dead before the lightbulb turns on.
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Chuck Norris can bake in a Freezer.
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In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized.
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Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
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When Chuck Norris throws exceptions, it's across the room.
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Chuck Norris remembers the future.
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