Chuck Norris puts sunglasses on to protect the sun from his eyes. 289 283 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 51% approval (572 votes)
Staring at Chuck Norris for extended periods of time without proper eye protection will cause blindess, and possibly foot sized brusies on the face.
Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people.
Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.
Chuck Norris' version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.