Chuck Norris puts sunglasses on to protect the sun from his eyes.

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#651

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.

#115

The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.

#133

When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women.

#380

What many people dont know is Chuck Norris is the founder of planned parenthood. Not even unborn children can escape his wrath.

#194

Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.

#188

Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies closer. Close enough to drop them with one round house kick to the face.

#423

Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.

#183

Chuck Norris once worked as a weatherman for the San Diego evening news. Every night he would make the same forecast: Partly cloudy with a 75% chance of Pain.

#449

There is no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who has never met Chuck Norris.

#680

Chuck fires a 6-round revolver 7 times.

#435

The Manhattan Project was not intended to create nuclear weapons, it was meant to recreate the destructive power in a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick. They didn't even come close.

#68

Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.