Chuck Norris puts sunglasses on to protect the sun from his eyes.

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#457

Chuck Norris once round-house kicked a salesman. Over the phone.

#604

Code runs faster when Chuck Norris watches it.

#741

Chuck Norris can suck a garden hose through a golf ball.

#48

Chuck Norris' OSI network model has only one layer - Physical.

#231

Chuck Norris once pulled out a single hair from his beard and skewered three men through the heart with it.

#625

Chuck Norris understands every definition in the Oxford Thesaurus, except one - "mercy".

#461

The air around Chuck Norris is always a balmy 78 degrees.

#265

Chuck Norris does not play the lottery. It doesn't have nearly enough balls.

#386

Chuck Norris' credit cards have no limit. Last weekend, he maxed them out.

#468

Chuck Norris is not Politically Correct. He is just Correct. Always.

#599

How many Chuck Norris' require to screw a light bulb? None, he will screw it all.

#410

Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick faster than the speed of light. This means that if you turn on a light switch, you will be dead before the lightbulb turns on.