Chuck Norris puts sunglasses on to protect the sun from his eyes.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#397

A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.

#405

The word 'Kill' was invented by Chuck Norris. Other words were 'Die', 'Beer', and 'What'.

#554

Chuck Norris doesn't use a computer because a computer does everything slower than Chuck Norris.

#632

Knock knock, who's there? Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris who? Sorry, joke is over when Chuck Norris gets involved!

#24

The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends"

#136

In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized.

#187

A high tide means Chuck Norris is flying over your coast. The tide is caused by God pissing his pants.

#168

The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.

#361

All roads lead to Chuck Norris. And by the transitive property, a roundhouse kick to the face.

#38

The pie scene in "American Pie" is based on a dare Chuck Norris took when he was younger. However, in Chuck Norris' case, the "pie" was the molten crater of an active volcano.

#449

There is no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who has never met Chuck Norris.

#540

Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.