Chuck Norris puts sunglasses on to protect the sun from his eyes.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#487

Chuck Norris did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.

#316

Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.

#746

Chuck Norris remembers the future.

#370

When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.

#87

The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.

#435

The Manhattan Project was not intended to create nuclear weapons, it was meant to recreate the destructive power in a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick. They didn't even come close.

#676

Chuck Norris has size ten feet but wears size three shoes.

#628

Chuck Norris plays pool with comets and astroids. He shoots them into black holes.

#655

Chuck Norris once beat a wall at tennis.

#641

Chuck Norris once arm-wrestled himself ... and won.

#274

Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.

#135

Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.