Chuck Norris puts sunglasses on to protect the sun from his eyes.

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#274

Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.

#144

When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.

#241

Chuck Norris' show is called Walker: Texas Ranger, because Chuck Norris doesn't run.

#418

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.

#734

When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

#367

In the Words of Julius Caesar, "Veni, Vidi, Vici, Chuck Norris". Translation: I came, I saw, and I was roundhouse-kicked inthe face by Chuck Norris.

#504

Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.

#154

Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.

#714

When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.

#312

Chuck Norris used to play baseball. When Babe Ruth was hailed as the better player, Chuck Norris killed him with a baseball bat to the throat. Lou Gehrig got off easy.

#13

If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.

#117

Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.