Chuck Norris puts sunglasses on to protect the sun from his eyes.

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#138

If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.

#165

Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.

#70

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light

#156

Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.

#601

Chuck Norris can download emails with his pick-up.

#73

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

#135

Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.

#606

Chuck Norris does not need a watch, he decides what time it is.

#523

Bill Gates thinks he's Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris actually laughed. Once.

#141

Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.

#640

Jaws stays on the beach when Chuck Norris swims.

#620

Chuck Norris can make fire using two ice cubes.