Chuck Norris puts sunglasses on to protect the sun from his eyes.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#477

Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

#465

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in ravioli. He stuffs a live turtle with beef and smothers it in pig's blood.

#689

Chuck Norris once bought Chicago pizza in Seattle.

#467

The 1972 Miami Dolphins lost one game, it was a game vs. Chuck Norris and three seven year old girls. Chuck Norris won with a roundhouse-kick to the face in overtime.

#264

Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken.

#555

Chuck Norris compresses his files by doing a flying round house kick to the hard drive.

#281

Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

#455

Love does not hurt. Chuck Norris does.

#28

When God said, "let there be light", Chuck Norris said, "say 'please'.

#703

Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.

#769

Chuck norris can start a fire with ice cubes

#631

Did you know that Chuck Norris was in every Star Wars movie? He was "The Force".