Chuck Norris puts sunglasses on to protect the sun from his eyes.

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#423

Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.

#299

Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Chuck Norris. He only has two needs: killing people and finding people to kill.

#622

Chuck Norris can remember the future.

#445

Chuck Norris is not Irish. His hair is soaked in the blood of his victims.

#117

Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.

#430

The Drummer for Def Leppard's only got one arm. Chuck Norris needed a back scratcher.

#347

Jack Bauer tried to use his detailed knowledge of torture techniques, but to no avail: Chuck Norris thrives on pain. Chuck Norris then ripped off Jack Bauer's arm and beat him to death with it. Game, set, match.

#311

Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off.

#211

There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.

#680

Chuck fires a 6-round revolver 7 times.

#54

Chuck Norris' programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.

#478

Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.