Chuck Norris puts sunglasses on to protect the sun from his eyes.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#119

The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.

#194

Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.

#529

Chuck Norris can write multi-threaded applications with a single thread.

#415

Chuck Norris has to register every part of his body as a separate lethal weapon. His spleen is considered a concealed weapon in over 50 states.

#181

Chuck Norris is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.

#525

Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.

#475

In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus AND the jeep.

#491

Chuck Norris doesn't have disk latency because the hard drive knows to hurry the hell up.

#431

Chuck Norris was the orginal sculptor of Mount Rushmore. He completed the entire project using only a bottle opener and a drywall trowel.

#661

Chuck Norris irons his trousers with them still on.

#133

When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women.

#718

Chuck Norris can find the end of a circle.