Chuck Norris puts sunglasses on to protect the sun from his eyes.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#306

How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Just one. From Chuck Norris.

#452

One time, at band camp, Chuck Norris ate a percussionist.

#592

Chuck Norris doesn't have pubic hairs because hair doesn't grow on balls of steel.

#168

The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.

#554

Chuck Norris doesn't use a computer because a computer does everything slower than Chuck Norris.

#606

Chuck Norris does not need a watch, he decides what time it is.

#74

MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips. Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.

#499

Chuck Norris can write infinite recursion functions and have them return.

#192

Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.

#260

It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.

#581

If you try to kill -9 Chuck Norris' programs, it backfires.

#154

Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.