Chuck Norris puts sunglasses on to protect the sun from his eyes.

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#353

Chuck Norris knows everything there is to know - Except for the definition of mercy.

#509

Chuck Norris' beard can type 140 wpm.

#401

Chuck Norris is the only person who can simultaneously hold and fire FIVE Uzis: One in each hand, one in each foot -- and the 5th one he roundhouse-kicks into the air, so that it sprays bullets.

#279

Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.

#711

What is the last thing that goes through the head of any Chuck Norris victim? His foot.

#556

Chuck Norris solved the halting problem.

#206

Superman once watched an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. He then cried himself to sleep.

#418

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.

#573

Chuck Norris uses canvas in IE.

#197

Chuck Norris built a better mousetrap, but the world was too frightened to beat a path to his door.

#80

Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.

#678

The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.