Chuck Norris puts sunglasses on to protect the sun from his eyes. 289 283 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 51% approval (572 votes)
Staring at Chuck Norris for extended periods of time without proper eye protection will cause blindess, and possibly foot sized brusies on the face.
Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people.
In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.