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Chuck Norris is not Politically Correct. He is just Correct. Always.

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If Chuck Norris writes code with bugs, the bugs fix themselves.

Chuck Norris can grill a popsicle.

Ninjas want to grow up to be just like Chuck Norris. But usually they grow up just to be killed by Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris can rip a page out of Facebook.

In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus AND the jeep.

Chuck Norris irons his trousers with them still on.

Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.

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Chuck Norris' sperm can be seen with the naked eye. Each one is the size of a quarter.

Chuck Norris used to play baseball. When Babe Ruth was hailed as the better player, Chuck Norris killed him with a baseball bat to the throat. Lou Gehrig got off easy.