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Chuck Norris is not Politically Correct. He is just Correct. Always.

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Chuck Norris doesn't need a keyboard he tells the computer to write something and it does.

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Once a police officer caught Chuck Norris, the cop was lucky enough to escape with a warning.

Chuck Norris once beat a wall at tennis.

There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.