Chuck Norris is not Politically Correct. He is just Correct. Always.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#263

Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover.

#499

Chuck Norris can write infinite recursion functions and have them return.

#458

The pen is mightier than the sword, but only if the pen is held by Chuck Norris.

#189

There is in fact an 'I' in Norris, but there is no 'team'. Not even close.

#130

When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

#729

Chuck Norris runs laps around his opponent, in a drag race.

#379

Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.

#735

Chuck Norris eats his meat so rare that he only eats unicorns and dragons.

#197

Chuck Norris built a better mousetrap, but the world was too frightened to beat a path to his door.

#695

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

#398

Chuck Norris starts everyday with a protein shake made from Carnation Instant Breakfast, one dozen eggs, pure Colombian cocaine, and rattlesnake venom. He injects it directly into his neck with a syringe.

#83

Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.