Chuck Norris is not Politically Correct. He is just Correct. Always.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#53

Chuck Norris' database has only one table, 'Kick', which he DROPs frequently.

#131

Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick).

#424

When Arnold says "I'll be back" in Terminator movie it is implied that he's going to ask Chuck Norris for help.

#357

Chuck Norris can win a game of Trivial Pursuit with one roll of the dice, and without answering a single question... just a nod of the head, and a stroke of the beard.

#423

Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.

#197

Chuck Norris built a better mousetrap, but the world was too frightened to beat a path to his door.

#521

The class object inherits from Chuck Norris

#409

Who let the dogs out? Chuck Norris let the dogs out... and then roundhouse kicked them through an Oldsmobile.

#251

Chuck Norris began selling the Total Gym as an ill-fated attempt to make his day-to-day opponents less laughably pathetic.

#330

4 out of 5 doctors fail to recommend Chuck Norris as a solution to most problems. Also, 80% of doctors die unexplained, needlessly brutal deaths.

#422

After taking a steroids test doctors informed Chuck Norris that he had tested positive. He laughed upon receiving this information, and said "of course my urine tested positive, what do you think they make steroids from?"

#201

If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.