Chuck Norris is not Politically Correct. He is just Correct. Always.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#155

On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.

#142

When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.

#121

Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.

#61

Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.

#28

When God said, "let there be light", Chuck Norris said, "say 'please'.

#600

Chuck Norris causes the Windows Blue Screen of Death.

#630

There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris.

#587

Chuck Norris can speak Braille.

#82

When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.

#279

Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.

#197

Chuck Norris built a better mousetrap, but the world was too frightened to beat a path to his door.

#594

Chuck Norris can read from an input stream.