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Chuck Norris is not Politically Correct. He is just Correct. Always.
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Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover.
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Chuck Norris can write infinite recursion functions and have them return.
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The pen is mightier than the sword, but only if the pen is held by Chuck Norris.
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There is in fact an 'I' in Norris, but there is no 'team'. Not even close.
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When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris runs laps around his opponent, in a drag race.
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Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.
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Chuck Norris eats his meat so rare that he only eats unicorns and dragons.
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Chuck Norris built a better mousetrap, but the world was too frightened to beat a path to his door.
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Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
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Chuck Norris starts everyday with a protein shake made from Carnation Instant Breakfast, one dozen eggs, pure Colombian cocaine, and rattlesnake venom. He injects it directly into his neck with a syringe.
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Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.
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