Chuck Norris is not Politically Correct. He is just Correct. Always.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#678

The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.

#7

CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.

#472

Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb. On his penis.

#620

Chuck Norris can make fire using two ice cubes.

#579

Chuck Norris types with one finger. He points it at the keyboard and the keyboard does the rest.

#215

Along with his black belt, Chuck Norris often chooses to wear brown shoes. No one has DARED call him on it. Ever.

#423

Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.

#436

Chuck Norris has banned rainbows from the state of North Dakota.

#192

Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.

#481

Chuck Norris wipes his ass with chain mail and sandpaper.

#153

When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.

#621

Chuck Norris tears can cure the cancer, but the sad thing is Chuck Norris never cries.