Chuck Norris is not Politically Correct. He is just Correct. Always.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#337

Chuck Norris has never been in a fight, ever. Do you call one roundhouse kick to the face a fight?

#702

Chuck Norris finished the neverending story.

#79

Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.

#383

Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.

#453

Chuck Norris doesn't say "who's your daddy", because he knows the answer.

#492

Chuck Norris writes code that optimizes itself.

#689

Chuck Norris once bought Chicago pizza in Seattle.

#547

Chuck Norris can install iTunes without installing Quicktime.

#596

Chuck Norris' unit tests don't run. They die.

#710

When Chuck Norris works out he doesn't get stronger, the machine does.

#166

Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his mother's womb.

#204

Science Fact: Roundhouse kicks are comprised primarily of an element called Chucktanium.