Chuck Norris is not Politically Correct. He is just Correct. Always.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#727

Chuck Norris bit the apple logo.

#537

If Chuck Norris writes code with bugs, the bugs fix themselves.

#174

When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them.

#463

Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.

#513

When Chuck Norris is web surfing websites get the message "Warning: Internet Explorer has deemed this user to be malicious or dangerous. Proceed?"

#684

Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.

#518

Chuck Norris can access private methods.

#662

Chuck Norris will make your hair grow faster than Rogaine.

#592

Chuck Norris doesn't have pubic hairs because hair doesn't grow on balls of steel.

#89

Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?"

#180

It takes 14 puppeteers to make Chuck Norris smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage.

#715

Freddy Krueger has nightmares about Chuck Norris.