Chuck Norris is not Politically Correct. He is just Correct. Always.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#369

Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president. If you're thinking to yourself, "But Chuck Norris isn't black", then you are dead wrong. And stop being a racist.

#409

Who let the dogs out? Chuck Norris let the dogs out... and then roundhouse kicked them through an Oldsmobile.

#638

Chuck Norris puts sunglasses on to protect the sun from his eyes.

#258

It is scientifically impossible for Chuck Norris to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself.

#617

Chuck Norris can drown a fish.

#692

Chuck Norris Let The Dogs Out.

#92

Faster than a speeding bullet... More powerful than a locomotive... Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... These are some of Chuck Norris' warm-up exercises.

#506

Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.

#498

MySpace actually isn't your space, it's Chuck's (he just lets you use it).

#445

Chuck Norris is not Irish. His hair is soaked in the blood of his victims.

#670

Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.

#335

The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.