Chuck Norris is not Politically Correct. He is just Correct. Always.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#392

Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.

#144

When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.

#717

The flu gets a Chuck Norris shot every year.

#247

Most boots are made for walkin'. Chuck Norris' boots ain't that merciful.

#236

In a recent survey it was discovered the 94% of American women lost their virginity to Chuck Norris. The other 6% were incredibly fat or ugly.

#688

If Chuck Norris were a vegetable he'd be a Chuck Norris.

#107

Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... A suicide.

#299

Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Chuck Norris. He only has two needs: killing people and finding people to kill.

#393

When in a bar, you can order a drink called a "Chuck Norris". It is also known as a "Bloody Mary", if your name happens to be Mary.

#771

Thunder is the sound caused by Chuck Norris kicking Lightning's ass.

#471

Chuck Norris has volunteered to remain on earth after the Rapture; he will spend his time fighting the Anti-Christ.

#536

Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.