Chuck Norris is not Politically Correct. He is just Correct. Always.

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#249

Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.

#121

Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.

#144

When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.

#664

To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Chuck Norris.

#243

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.

#672

Chuck Norris can laugh with a straight face.

#316

Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.

#423

Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.

#138

If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.

#95

Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.

#185

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

#202

Chuck Norris is currently suing myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.