Chuck Norris is not Politically Correct. He is just Correct. Always.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#80

Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.

#369

Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president. If you're thinking to yourself, "But Chuck Norris isn't black", then you are dead wrong. And stop being a racist.

#142

When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.

#496

Chuck Norris burst the dot com bubble.

#593

Chuck Norris can write to an output stream.

#625

Chuck Norris understands every definition in the Oxford Thesaurus, except one - "mercy".

#417

Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.

#413

If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you.

#77

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

#227

'Icy-Hot' is too weak for Chuck Norris. After a workout, Chuck Norris rubs his muscles down with liquid-hot MAGMA.

#161

Archaeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined victim as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"

#619

Once Chuck Norris and Superman had a competition. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants.