Chuck Norris is not Politically Correct. He is just Correct. Always.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#185

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

#637

Chuck Norris doesn't turn on his faucet, he stares at it until it cries.

#229

When Chuck Norris was a baby, he didn't suck his mother's breast. His mother served him whiskey, straight out of the bottle.

#175

Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

#213

It's widely believed that Jesus was Chuck Norris' stunt double for crucifixion due to the fact that it is impossible for nails to pierce Chuck Norris' skin.

#713

Chuck Norris drove his mom home from the hospital after she gave birth to him.

#110

Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.

#556

Chuck Norris solved the halting problem.

#703

Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.

#590

China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.

#143

While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.

#643

Chuck Norris can milk ground beef from a cow.