Chuck Norris is not Politically Correct. He is just Correct. Always.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#442

Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

#689

Chuck Norris once bought Chicago pizza in Seattle.

#78

Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.

#177

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

#422

After taking a steroids test doctors informed Chuck Norris that he had tested positive. He laughed upon receiving this information, and said "of course my urine tested positive, what do you think they make steroids from?"

#155

On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.

#583

Chuck Norris does infinite loops in 4 seconds.

#127

When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.

#204

Science Fact: Roundhouse kicks are comprised primarily of an element called Chucktanium.

#133

When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women.

#9

Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this a slow Tuesday.

#743

The moon's shadow doesn't dare follow Chuck Norris.