Chuck Norris can install iTunes without installing Quicktime.

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Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!

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Chuck Norris starts everyday with a protein shake made from Carnation Instant Breakfast, one dozen eggs, pure Colombian cocaine, and rattlesnake venom. He injects it directly into his neck with a syringe.

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Chuck Norris can look at you in a tone of voice.

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Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger. By yelling "Bang!"

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You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In actuality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.

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The Drummer for Def Leppard's only got one arm. Chuck Norris needed a back scratcher.

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Chuck Norris wipes his ass with chain mail and sandpaper.

#423

Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.

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Chuck Norris can remember the future.

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When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.

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In the Beginning there was nothing … then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.

#450

Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.