Chuck Norris can install iTunes without installing Quicktime.

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#130

When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

#418

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.

#62

Chuck Norris breathes air … five times a day.

#327

They had to edit the first ending of 'Lone Wolf McQuade' after Chuck Norris kicked David Carradine's ass, then proceeded to barbecue and eat him.

#400

Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.

#131

Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick).

#435

The Manhattan Project was not intended to create nuclear weapons, it was meant to recreate the destructive power in a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick. They didn't even come close.

#184

Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.

#615

Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.

#282

Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

#455

Love does not hurt. Chuck Norris does.

#156

Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.