Chuck Norris can install iTunes without installing Quicktime.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#625

Chuck Norris understands every definition in the Oxford Thesaurus, except one - "mercy".

#452

One time, at band camp, Chuck Norris ate a percussionist.

#680

Chuck fires a 6-round revolver 7 times.

#291

Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people.

#544

Chuck Norris programs occupy 150% of CPU, even when they are not executing.

#528

Chuck Norris doesn't pair program.

#363

Chuck Norris never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.

#684

Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.

#463

Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.

#166

Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his mother's womb.

#89

Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?"

#194

Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.