Chuck Norris can install iTunes without installing Quicktime.

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#449

There is no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who has never met Chuck Norris.

#461

The air around Chuck Norris is always a balmy 78 degrees.

#257

Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground

#581

If you try to kill -9 Chuck Norris' programs, it backfires.

#271

Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.

#682

Chuck Norris voids warranties.

#708

Chuck Norris died years ago, but the grim reaper can’t pick up the courage to tell him.

#397

A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.

#562

Chuck Norris eats lightning and shits out thunder.

#598

Chuck Norris doesn't need an account. He just logs in.

#524

Chuck Norris is actually the front man for Apple. He let's Steve Jobs run the show when he's on a mission. Chuck Norris is always on a mission.

#667

The French talk to Chuck Norris in English.