Chuck Norris can install iTunes without installing Quicktime.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#410

Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick faster than the speed of light. This means that if you turn on a light switch, you will be dead before the lightbulb turns on.

#269

Crime does not pay - unless you are an undertaker following Walker, Texas Ranger, on a routine patrol.

#407

Chuck Norris is his own line at the DMV.

#371

Chuck Norris can be unlocked on the hardest level of Tekken. But only Chuck Norris is skilled enough to unlock himself. Then he roundhouse kicks the Playstation back to Japan.

#99

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Chuck Norris once and he will roundhouse kick you in the face.

#519

Chuck Norris can instantiate an abstract class.

#608

Once a police officer caught Chuck Norris, the cop was lucky enough to escape with a warning.

#28

When God said, "let there be light", Chuck Norris said, "say 'please'.

#472

Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb. On his penis.

#546

Chuck Norris programs do not accept input.

#330

4 out of 5 doctors fail to recommend Chuck Norris as a solution to most problems. Also, 80% of doctors die unexplained, needlessly brutal deaths.

#125

Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.