Chuck Norris can install iTunes without installing Quicktime.

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Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.

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Chuck Norris Let The Dogs Out.

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According to the Bible, God created the universe in six days. Before that, Chuck Norris created God by snapping his fingers.

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In the Words of Julius Caesar, "Veni, Vidi, Vici, Chuck Norris". Translation: I came, I saw, and I was roundhouse-kicked inthe face by Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover.

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The crossing lights in Chuck Norris' home town say "Die slowly" and "die quickly". They each have a picture of Chuck Norris punching or kicking a pedestrian.

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Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square.

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It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.

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How many Chuck Norris' require to screw a light bulb? None, he will screw it all.

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Chuck Norris runs on batteries. Specifically, Die Hards.

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Chuck Norris' sperm can be seen with the naked eye. Each one is the size of a quarter.