Chuck Norris can install iTunes without installing Quicktime.

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#690

Chuck Norris caught a bullet by blinking.

#670

Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.

#180

It takes 14 puppeteers to make Chuck Norris smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage.

#578

When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.

#554

Chuck Norris doesn't use a computer because a computer does everything slower than Chuck Norris.

#138

If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.

#104

A handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

#734

When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

#639

Chuck Norris can lock a safe and keep the key inside it.

#449

There is no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who has never met Chuck Norris.

#121

Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.

#259

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.