Chuck Norris can install iTunes without installing Quicktime.

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#317

Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.

#398

Chuck Norris starts everyday with a protein shake made from Carnation Instant Breakfast, one dozen eggs, pure Colombian cocaine, and rattlesnake venom. He injects it directly into his neck with a syringe.

#462

When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.

#304

Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.

#623

Chuck Norris doesn't age, because time cannot keep up with him.

#271

Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.

#639

Chuck Norris can lock a safe and keep the key inside it.

#14

Tom Clancy has to pay royalties to Chuck Norris because "The Sum of All Fears" is the name of Chuck Norris' autobiography.

#494

Chuck Norris doesn't need garbage collection because he doesn't call .Dispose(), he calls .DropKick().

#477

Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

#366

If you work in an office with Chuck Norris, don't ask him for his three-hole-punch.

#141

Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.