Chuck Norris can install iTunes without installing Quicktime.

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#188

Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies closer. Close enough to drop them with one round house kick to the face.

#420

Sweating bullets is literally what happens when Chuck Norris gets too hot.

#703

Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.

#382

Chuck Norris qualified with a top speed of 324 mph at the Daytona 500, without a car.

#725

Chuck Norris can read and write emails from a typewriter.

#522

For Chuck Norris, NP-Hard = O(1).

#721

Chuck Norris fought the law, and Chuck Norris won.

#257

Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground

#14

Tom Clancy has to pay royalties to Chuck Norris because "The Sum of All Fears" is the name of Chuck Norris' autobiography.

#361

All roads lead to Chuck Norris. And by the transitive property, a roundhouse kick to the face.

#252

Do you know why Baskin Robbins only has 31 flavors? Because Chuck Norris doesn't like Fudge Ripple.

#686

Chuck Norris can look at you in a tone of voice.