Chuck Norris can install iTunes without installing Quicktime.

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#491

Chuck Norris doesn't have disk latency because the hard drive knows to hurry the hell up.

#450

Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.

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The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.

#434

For Spring Break '05, Chuck Norris drove to Madagascar, riding a chariot pulled by two electric eels.

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When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.

#496

Chuck Norris burst the dot com bubble.

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Chuck Norris' show is called Walker: Texas Ranger, because Chuck Norris doesn't run.

#729

Chuck Norris runs laps around his opponent, in a drag race.

#159

Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.

#359

Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.

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The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.

#707

Some people can piss their name in to snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name in to concrete.