Chuck Norris can install iTunes without installing Quicktime.

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#501

The only pattern Chuck Norris knows is God Object.

#335

The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.

#120

Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.

#731

Chuck Norris can cut through steak with a plastic spoon.

#596

Chuck Norris' unit tests don't run. They die.

#31

Chuck Norris' sperm is so badass, he had sex with Nicole Kidman, and 7 months later she prematurely gave birth to a Ford Excursion.

#559

With Chuck Norris P = NP. There's no nondeterminism with Chuck Norris decisions.

#52

Chuck Norris' log statements are always at the FATAL level.

#418

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.

#532

There is no Esc key on Chuck Norris' keyboard, because no one escapes Chuck Norris.

#344

Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.

#746

Chuck Norris remembers the future.