Chuck Norris can install iTunes without installing Quicktime.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#631

Did you know that Chuck Norris was in every Star Wars movie? He was "The Force".

#73

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

#425

There are no such things as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.

#637

Chuck Norris doesn't turn on his faucet, he stares at it until it cries.

#505

It works on my machine always holds true for Chuck Norris.

#420

Sweating bullets is literally what happens when Chuck Norris gets too hot.

#427

Chuck Norris does not follow fashion trends, they follow him. But then he turns around and kicks their ass. Nobody follows Chuck Norris.

#102

Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.

#445

Chuck Norris is not Irish. His hair is soaked in the blood of his victims.

#183

Chuck Norris once worked as a weatherman for the San Diego evening news. Every night he would make the same forecast: Partly cloudy with a 75% chance of Pain.

#743

The moon's shadow doesn't dare follow Chuck Norris.

#385

The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-. These are also Chuck Norris' initials. This is not a coincidence.