Chuck Norris can install iTunes without installing Quicktime.

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#371

Chuck Norris can be unlocked on the hardest level of Tekken. But only Chuck Norris is skilled enough to unlock himself. Then he roundhouse kicks the Playstation back to Japan.

#528

Chuck Norris doesn't pair program.

#227

'Icy-Hot' is too weak for Chuck Norris. After a workout, Chuck Norris rubs his muscles down with liquid-hot MAGMA.

#370

When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.

#445

Chuck Norris is not Irish. His hair is soaked in the blood of his victims.

#67

The dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. You know what happened to them.

#314

Guantuanamo Bay, Cuba, is the military code-word for "Chuck Norris' basement"

#56

Chuck Norris' brain waves are suspected to be harmful to cell phones.

#399

In a tagteam match, Chuck Norris was teamed with Hulk Hogan against King Kong Bundy and Andre The Giant. He pinned all 3 at the same time.

#400

Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.

#14

Tom Clancy has to pay royalties to Chuck Norris because "The Sum of All Fears" is the name of Chuck Norris' autobiography.

#13

If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.