Chuck Norris can install iTunes without installing Quicktime.

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#442

Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

#266

How many Chuck Norris' does it take to change a light bulb? None, Chuck Norris prefers to kill in the dark.

#470

Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean. The tsunamis were killing people.

#615

Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.

#335

The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.

#407

Chuck Norris is his own line at the DMV.

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Chuck Norris once ran around the Earth so fast he was able to roundhouse kick himself in the ass.

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When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.

#215

Along with his black belt, Chuck Norris often chooses to wear brown shoes. No one has DARED call him on it. Ever.

#245

The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.

#678

The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.

#673

Chuck Norris can tie his shoe while running.