Chuck Norris can install iTunes without installing Quicktime.

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#286

Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a Chuck Norris glare will liquefy your kidneys.

#502

Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.

#9

Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this a slow Tuesday.

#666

Chuck Norris' bones break sticks and stones.

#184

Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.

#738

COVID-19 is desperate to develop a vaccine against Chuck Norris.

#228

Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.

#498

MySpace actually isn't your space, it's Chuck's (he just lets you use it).

#266

How many Chuck Norris' does it take to change a light bulb? None, Chuck Norris prefers to kill in the dark.

#206

Superman once watched an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. He then cried himself to sleep.

#41

Chuck Norris once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich.

#244

Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with a mixture of iron shavings, industrial paint remover, and wood-grain alcohol.