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Chuck Norris can install iTunes without installing Quicktime.
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Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square.
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When Chuck Norris stares into the abyss, the abyss nervously looks away.
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When Chuck Norris crosses the road, cars look both ways.
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Chuck Norris has banned rainbows from the state of North Dakota.
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The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.
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Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
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The 1972 Miami Dolphins lost one game, it was a game vs. Chuck Norris and three seven year old girls. Chuck Norris won with a roundhouse-kick to the face in overtime.
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Chuck Norris could use anything in java.util.* to kill you, including the javadocs.
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Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.
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Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.
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Ninjas want to grow up to be just like Chuck Norris. But usually they grow up just to be killed by Chuck Norris.
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In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.
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