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Chuck Norris can install iTunes without installing Quicktime.
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China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.
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COVID-19 is desperate to develop a vaccine against Chuck Norris.
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The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
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Chuck Norris compresses his files by doing a flying round house kick to the hard drive.
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The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use Oracle, he is the Oracle.
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Freddy Krueger has nightmares about Chuck Norris.
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The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends"
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Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
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The word 'Kill' was invented by Chuck Norris. Other words were 'Die', 'Beer', and 'What'.
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Chuck Norris eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow.
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A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.
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