Chuck Norris can install iTunes without installing Quicktime.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#481

Chuck Norris wipes his ass with chain mail and sandpaper.

#603

Chuck Norris could use anything in java.util.* to kill you, including the javadocs.

#88

Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.

#372

Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.

#363

Chuck Norris never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.

#589

Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.

#466

Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you...Forty seven times.

#320

The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.

#574

Don't worry about tests, Chuck Norris' test cases cover your code too.

#26

As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris."

#107

Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... A suicide.

#255

Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.