Chuck Norris can install iTunes without installing Quicktime.

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#185

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

#646

Chuck Norris can hear sign language.

#149

For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.

#327

They had to edit the first ending of 'Lone Wolf McQuade' after Chuck Norris kicked David Carradine's ass, then proceeded to barbecue and eat him.

#484

Chuck Norris likes his ice like he likes his skulls: crushed.

#570

A diff between your code and Chuck Norris' is infinite.

#118

Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.

#91

Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle - you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.

#177

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

#417

Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.

#611

Chuck Norris died before 20 years, Death doesn't have the courage to tell him yet.

#236

In a recent survey it was discovered the 94% of American women lost their virginity to Chuck Norris. The other 6% were incredibly fat or ugly.