The Drummer for Def Leppard's only got one arm. Chuck Norris needed a back scratcher.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#525

Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.

#552

Chuck Norris does not need to type-cast. The Chuck-Norris Compiler (CNC) sees through things. All way down. Always.

#578

When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.

#657

Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.

#316

Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.

#28

When God said, "let there be light", Chuck Norris said, "say 'please'.

#687

Chuck Norris can break water in half.

#604

Code runs faster when Chuck Norris watches it.

#185

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

#584

Product Owners never ask Chuck Norris for more features. They ask for mercy.

#455

Love does not hurt. Chuck Norris does.

#599

How many Chuck Norris' require to screw a light bulb? None, he will screw it all.