The Drummer for Def Leppard's only got one arm. Chuck Norris needed a back scratcher.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#468

Chuck Norris is not Politically Correct. He is just Correct. Always.

#622

Chuck Norris can remember the future.

#178

Thousands of years ago Chuck Norris came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decendents now have white hair.

#638

Chuck Norris puts sunglasses on to protect the sun from his eyes.

#108

Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

#624

Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.

#700

Guns are warned not to play with Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris types with one finger. He points it at the keyboard and the keyboard does the rest.

#182

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

#199

Hellen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.

#294

Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16. Seconds.

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Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.