The Drummer for Def Leppard's only got one arm. Chuck Norris needed a back scratcher.

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#150

Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.

#559

With Chuck Norris P = NP. There's no nondeterminism with Chuck Norris decisions.

#389

Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

#470

Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean. The tsunamis were killing people.

#186

Chuck Norris invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sexual intercourse, and football-- in that order.

#319

The best-laid plans of mice and men often go awry. Even the worst-laid plans of Chuck Norris come off without a hitch.

#290

In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.

#14

Tom Clancy has to pay royalties to Chuck Norris because "The Sum of All Fears" is the name of Chuck Norris' autobiography.

#18

Chuck Norris does not "style" his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

#133

When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women.

#339

Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.

#518

Chuck Norris can access private methods.