The Drummer for Def Leppard's only got one arm. Chuck Norris needed a back scratcher.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#78

Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.

#269

Crime does not pay - unless you are an undertaker following Walker, Texas Ranger, on a routine patrol.

#266

How many Chuck Norris' does it take to change a light bulb? None, Chuck Norris prefers to kill in the dark.

#265

Chuck Norris does not play the lottery. It doesn't have nearly enough balls.

#270

Chuck Norris invented the internet, just so he had a place to store his porn.

#415

Chuck Norris has to register every part of his body as a separate lethal weapon. His spleen is considered a concealed weapon in over 50 states.

#735

Chuck Norris eats his meat so rare that he only eats unicorns and dragons.

#681

Chuck Norris CAN talk about fight club.

#115

The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.

#517

Chuck Norris doesn't need a debugger, he just stares down the bug until the code confesses.

#485

Chuck Norris can kick through all 6 degrees of separation, hitting anyone, anywhere, in the face, at any time.

#36

The original title for Star Wars was "Skywalker: Texas Ranger". Starring Chuck Norris.