The Drummer for Def Leppard's only got one arm. Chuck Norris needed a back scratcher.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#648

Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.

#747

When Chuck Norris crosses the road, cars look both ways.

#261

Chuck Norris shot the sheriff, but he round house kicked the deputy.

#220

Chuck Norris doesn't play god. Playing is for children.

#464

According to the Bible, God created the universe in six days. Before that, Chuck Norris created God by snapping his fingers.

#269

Crime does not pay - unless you are an undertaker following Walker, Texas Ranger, on a routine patrol.

#408

Two wrongs don't make a right. Unless you're Chuck Norris. Then two wrongs make a roundhouse kick to the face.

#477

Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

#492

Chuck Norris writes code that optimizes itself.

#651

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.

#739

Chuck Norris can kill seven with one blow. By literally blowing on them.

#568

Chuck Norris can dereference NULL.