The Drummer for Def Leppard's only got one arm. Chuck Norris needed a back scratcher.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#118

Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.

#720

When Chuck Norris crosses the road, the cars have to look both ways.

#587

Chuck Norris can speak Braille.

#388

A man once claimed Chuck Norris kicked his ass twice, but it was promptly dismissed as false - no one could survive it the first time.

#477

Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

#569

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.

#463

Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.

#136

In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized.

#387

Think of a hot woman. Chuck Norris did her.

#222

Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.

#660

Chuck Norris can grill a popsicle.

#359

Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.