The Drummer for Def Leppard's only got one arm. Chuck Norris needed a back scratcher.

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#254

Chuck Norris was what Willis was talkin' about.

#635

Chuck Norris once sold eBay to eBay on eBay.

#623

Chuck Norris doesn't age, because time cannot keep up with him.

#558

Chuck Norris once won a game of connect four in 3 moves.

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Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.

#453

Chuck Norris doesn't say "who's your daddy", because he knows the answer.

#533

Chuck Norris can binary search unsorted data.

#121

Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.

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Thunder is the sound caused by Chuck Norris kicking Lightning's ass.

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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.

#732

Chuck Norris hit 11 out of 10 targets, with 9 bullets.

#630

There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris.