The Drummer for Def Leppard's only got one arm. Chuck Norris needed a back scratcher.

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#346

MacGyver immediately tried to make a bomb out of some Q-Tips and Gatorade, but Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the solar plexus. MacGyver promptly threw up his own heart.

#115

The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.

#209

Movie trivia: The movie "Invasion U.S.A. is, in fact, a documentary.

#653

Chuck Norris can win a staring contest while blinking.

#277

Brokeback Mountain is not just a movie. It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.

#513

When Chuck Norris is web surfing websites get the message "Warning: Internet Explorer has deemed this user to be malicious or dangerous. Proceed?"

#45

Chuck Norris' keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.

#321

Staring at Chuck Norris for extended periods of time without proper eye protection will cause blindess, and possibly foot sized brusies on the face.

#654

Chuck Norris can dry his hair under water.

#396

There's an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris.... Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first.

#110

Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.

#480

In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris killed that man.