The Drummer for Def Leppard's only got one arm. Chuck Norris needed a back scratcher.

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#623

Chuck Norris doesn't age, because time cannot keep up with him.

#61

Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.

#537

If Chuck Norris writes code with bugs, the bugs fix themselves.

#7

CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.

#337

Chuck Norris has never been in a fight, ever. Do you call one roundhouse kick to the face a fight?

#345

Noah was the only man notified before Chuck Norris relieved himself in the Atlantic Ocean.

#484

Chuck Norris likes his ice like he likes his skulls: crushed.

#292

Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris.

#363

Chuck Norris never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.

#491

Chuck Norris doesn't have disk latency because the hard drive knows to hurry the hell up.

#683

Miss Daisy drove Chuck Norris.

#564

No one has ever pair-programmed with Chuck Norris and lived to tell about it.