The Drummer for Def Leppard's only got one arm. Chuck Norris needed a back scratcher.

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#602

Chuck Norris can make a class that is both abstract and final.

#232

In an act of great philanthropy, Chuck made a generous donation to the American Cancer Society. He donated 6,000 dead bodies for scientific research.

#367

In the Words of Julius Caesar, "Veni, Vidi, Vici, Chuck Norris". Translation: I came, I saw, and I was roundhouse-kicked inthe face by Chuck Norris.

#52

Chuck Norris' log statements are always at the FATAL level.

#484

Chuck Norris likes his ice like he likes his skulls: crushed.

#262

That's not Chuck Norris doing push-ups -- that's Chuck Norris moving the Earth away from the path of a deadly asteroid.

#352

It is said that looking into Chuck Norris' eyes will reveal your future. Unfortunately, everybody's future is always the same: death by a roundhouse-kick to the face.

#300

The truth will set you free. Unless Chuck Norris has you, in which case, forget it buddy!

#728

Chuck Norris has won the lifetime achievement award...twice.

#102

Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.

#523

Bill Gates thinks he's Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris actually laughed. Once.

#131

Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick).