The Drummer for Def Leppard's only got one arm. Chuck Norris needed a back scratcher.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#415

Chuck Norris has to register every part of his body as a separate lethal weapon. His spleen is considered a concealed weapon in over 50 states.

#506

Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.

#557

Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square.

#174

When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them.

#681

Chuck Norris CAN talk about fight club.

#596

Chuck Norris' unit tests don't run. They die.

#291

Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people.

#304

Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.

#715

Freddy Krueger has nightmares about Chuck Norris.

#179

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

#610

Dark spots on the Moon are the result of Chuck Norris' shooting practice.

#471

Chuck Norris has volunteered to remain on earth after the Rapture; he will spend his time fighting the Anti-Christ.