The Drummer for Def Leppard's only got one arm. Chuck Norris needed a back scratcher.

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The French talk to Chuck Norris in English.

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Chuck Norris once rode a nine foot grizzly bear through an automatic car wash, instead of taking a shower.

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Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.

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The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends"

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Chuck Norris doesn't listen to heavy metal, he eats it for breakfast.

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Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.

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Chuck Norris can remember the future.

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Chuck Norris programs occupy 150% of CPU, even when they are not executing.

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The truth will set you free. Unless Chuck Norris has you, in which case, forget it buddy!

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They had to edit the first ending of 'Lone Wolf McQuade' after Chuck Norris kicked David Carradine's ass, then proceeded to barbecue and eat him.

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Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold.

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When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.