The Drummer for Def Leppard's only got one arm. Chuck Norris needed a back scratcher.

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#340

If you were somehow able to land a punch on Chuck Norris your entire arm would shatter upon impact. This is only in theory, since, come on, who in their right mind would try this?

#103

Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia.

#256

Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

#93

Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.

#167

Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.

#357

Chuck Norris can win a game of Trivial Pursuit with one roll of the dice, and without answering a single question... just a nod of the head, and a stroke of the beard.

#375

Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.

#363

Chuck Norris never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.

#519

Chuck Norris can instantiate an abstract class.

#528

Chuck Norris doesn't pair program.

#562

Chuck Norris eats lightning and shits out thunder.

#63

In the Beginning there was nothing … then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.