The Drummer for Def Leppard's only got one arm. Chuck Norris needed a back scratcher.

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#625

Chuck Norris understands every definition in the Oxford Thesaurus, except one - "mercy".

#398

Chuck Norris starts everyday with a protein shake made from Carnation Instant Breakfast, one dozen eggs, pure Colombian cocaine, and rattlesnake venom. He injects it directly into his neck with a syringe.

#741

Chuck Norris can suck a garden hose through a golf ball.

#714

When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.

#384

Chuck Norris uses tabasco sauce instead of visine.

#405

The word 'Kill' was invented by Chuck Norris. Other words were 'Die', 'Beer', and 'What'.

#262

That's not Chuck Norris doing push-ups -- that's Chuck Norris moving the Earth away from the path of a deadly asteroid.

#535

Chuck Norris doesn't needs try-catch, exceptions are too afraid to raise.

#720

When Chuck Norris crosses the road, the cars have to look both ways.

#671

The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.

#547

Chuck Norris can install iTunes without installing Quicktime.

#399

In a tagteam match, Chuck Norris was teamed with Hulk Hogan against King Kong Bundy and Andre The Giant. He pinned all 3 at the same time.