The Drummer for Def Leppard's only got one arm. Chuck Norris needed a back scratcher.

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#617

Chuck Norris can drown a fish.

#123

When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesn't get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.

#191

An anagram for Walker Texas Ranger is KARATE WRANGLER SEX. I don't know what that is, but it sounds AWESOME.

#591

Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.

#339

Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.

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When J. Robert Oppenheimer said "I am become death, the destroyer Of worlds", He was not referring to the atomic bomb. He was referring to the Chuck Norris halloween costume he was wearing.

#527

No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.

#435

The Manhattan Project was not intended to create nuclear weapons, it was meant to recreate the destructive power in a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick. They didn't even come close.

#212

A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease, 2. Chuck Norris, 3. Cancer

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Chuck Norris can play Xbox 360 with a PS3 controller.

#203

The crossing lights in Chuck Norris' home town say "Die slowly" and "die quickly". They each have a picture of Chuck Norris punching or kicking a pedestrian.

#392

Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.