Chuck Norris uses tabasco sauce instead of visine.

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#643

Chuck Norris can milk ground beef from a cow.

#478

Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.

#116

When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.

#722

Chuck Norris once won the Kentucky Derby, on foot.

#745

Chuck Norris can swim on land.

#716

Before he forgot a gift for Chuck Norris, Santa Claus was real.

#747

When Chuck Norris crosses the road, cars look both ways.

#382

Chuck Norris qualified with a top speed of 324 mph at the Daytona 500, without a car.

#217

Ninjas want to grow up to be just like Chuck Norris. But usually they grow up just to be killed by Chuck Norris.

#291

Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people.

#31

Chuck Norris' sperm is so badass, he had sex with Nicole Kidman, and 7 months later she prematurely gave birth to a Ford Excursion.

#551

Every SQL statement that Chuck Norris codes has an implicit "COMMIT" in its end.