Chuck Norris uses tabasco sauce instead of visine.

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#630

There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris.

#399

In a tagteam match, Chuck Norris was teamed with Hulk Hogan against King Kong Bundy and Andre The Giant. He pinned all 3 at the same time.

#213

It's widely believed that Jesus was Chuck Norris' stunt double for crucifixion due to the fact that it is impossible for nails to pierce Chuck Norris' skin.

#270

Chuck Norris invented the internet, just so he had a place to store his porn.

#189

There is in fact an 'I' in Norris, but there is no 'team'. Not even close.

#177

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

#663

Chuck Norris can find the 404 page.

#639

Chuck Norris can lock a safe and keep the key inside it.

#469

Mr. T pities the fool. Chuck Norris rips the fool's head off.

#148

Chuck Norris doesnt shave, he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.

#116

When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.

#130

When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.