Chuck Norris uses tabasco sauce instead of visine.

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#588

Chuck Norris can over-write a locked variable.

#137

Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.

#399

In a tagteam match, Chuck Norris was teamed with Hulk Hogan against King Kong Bundy and Andre The Giant. He pinned all 3 at the same time.

#693

It's never a party without Chuck Norris.

#733

Santa Claus tells Chuck Norris what he wants for Christmas.

#499

Chuck Norris can write infinite recursion functions and have them return.

#598

Chuck Norris doesn't need an account. He just logs in.

#324

One time, Chuck Norris accidentally stubbed his toe. It destroyed the entire state of Ohio.

#198

The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured Chuck Norris instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as Chuck roundhouse-kicked Sauron's ass halfway through the first chapter.

#593

Chuck Norris can write to an output stream.

#360

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.

#543

Chuck Norris protocol design method has no status, requests or responses, only commands.