Chuck Norris uses tabasco sauce instead of visine.

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#721

Chuck Norris fought the law, and Chuck Norris won.

#545

Chuck Norris can spawn threads that complete before they are started.

#606

Chuck Norris does not need a watch, he decides what time it is.

#232

In an act of great philanthropy, Chuck made a generous donation to the American Cancer Society. He donated 6,000 dead bodies for scientific research.

#203

The crossing lights in Chuck Norris' home town say "Die slowly" and "die quickly". They each have a picture of Chuck Norris punching or kicking a pedestrian.

#123

When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesn't get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.

#279

Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.

#126

There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.

#491

Chuck Norris doesn't have disk latency because the hard drive knows to hurry the hell up.

#59

Champions eat wheaties for breakfast. Chuck Norris eats champions for breakfast.

#36

The original title for Star Wars was "Skywalker: Texas Ranger". Starring Chuck Norris.

#395

Some people ask for a Kleenex when they sneeze, Chuck Norris asks for a body bag.