Chuck Norris uses tabasco sauce instead of visine.

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#299

Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Chuck Norris. He only has two needs: killing people and finding people to kill.

#206

Superman once watched an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. He then cried himself to sleep.

#27

Chuck Norris just says "no" to drugs. If he said "yes", it would collapse Colombia's infrastructure.

#41

Chuck Norris once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich.

#574

Don't worry about tests, Chuck Norris' test cases cover your code too.

#209

Movie trivia: The movie "Invasion U.S.A. is, in fact, a documentary.

#127

When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.

#729

Chuck Norris runs laps around his opponent, in a drag race.

#18

Chuck Norris does not "style" his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

#61

Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.

#741

Chuck Norris can suck a garden hose through a golf ball.

#521

The class object inherits from Chuck Norris