Chuck Norris uses tabasco sauce instead of visine.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#361

All roads lead to Chuck Norris. And by the transitive property, a roundhouse kick to the face.

#413

If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you.

#595

Chuck Norris never has to build his program to machine code. Machines have learnt to interpret Chuck Norris code.

#637

Chuck Norris doesn't turn on his faucet, he stares at it until it cries.

#124

Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

#546

Chuck Norris programs do not accept input.

#632

Knock knock, who's there? Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris who? Sorry, joke is over when Chuck Norris gets involved!

#24

The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends"

#594

Chuck Norris can read from an input stream.

#520

Chuck Norris does not need to know about class factory pattern. He can instantiate interfaces.

#535

Chuck Norris doesn't needs try-catch, exceptions are too afraid to raise.

#457

Chuck Norris once round-house kicked a salesman. Over the phone.