Chuck Norris uses tabasco sauce instead of visine.

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#624

Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.

#553

Chuck Norris does not code in cycles, he codes in strikes.

#275

Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.

#348

Chuck Norris eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow.

#455

Love does not hurt. Chuck Norris does.

#342

Jean-Claude Van Damme once kicked Chuck Norris' ass. He was then awakened from his dream by a roundhouse kick to the face.

#202

Chuck Norris is currently suing myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

#503

Project managers never ask Chuck Norris for estimations... ever.

#82

When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.

#360

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.

#115

The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.

#256

Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.