Chuck Norris uses tabasco sauce instead of visine.

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#378

President Roosevelt once rode his horse 100 miles. Chuck Norris carried his the same distance in half the time.

#370

When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.

#217

Ninjas want to grow up to be just like Chuck Norris. But usually they grow up just to be killed by Chuck Norris.

#209

Movie trivia: The movie "Invasion U.S.A. is, in fact, a documentary.

#215

Along with his black belt, Chuck Norris often chooses to wear brown shoes. No one has DARED call him on it. Ever.

#477

Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

#552

Chuck Norris does not need to type-cast. The Chuck-Norris Compiler (CNC) sees through things. All way down. Always.

#500

Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.

#353

Chuck Norris knows everything there is to know - Except for the definition of mercy.

#453

Chuck Norris doesn't say "who's your daddy", because he knows the answer.

#383

Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.

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The movie "Delta Force" was extremely hard to make because Chuck had to downplay his abilities. The first few cuts were completely unbelievable.