Chuck Norris uses tabasco sauce instead of visine.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#403

In the X-Men movies, none of the X-Men super-powers are done with special effects. Chuck Norris is the stuntman for every character.

#699

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

#505

It works on my machine always holds true for Chuck Norris.

#745

Chuck Norris can swim on land.

#15

Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life.

#705

Chuck Norris can read a book in his sleep.

#593

Chuck Norris can write to an output stream.

#603

Chuck Norris could use anything in java.util.* to kill you, including the javadocs.

#295

The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.

#672

Chuck Norris can laugh with a straight face.

#477

Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

#88

Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.