Chuck Norris uses tabasco sauce instead of visine.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#321

Staring at Chuck Norris for extended periods of time without proper eye protection will cause blindess, and possibly foot sized brusies on the face.

#513

When Chuck Norris is web surfing websites get the message "Warning: Internet Explorer has deemed this user to be malicious or dangerous. Proceed?"

#584

Product Owners never ask Chuck Norris for more features. They ask for mercy.

#648

Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.

#728

Chuck Norris has won the lifetime achievement award...twice.

#646

Chuck Norris can hear sign language.

#556

Chuck Norris solved the halting problem.

#52

Chuck Norris' log statements are always at the FATAL level.

#386

Chuck Norris' credit cards have no limit. Last weekend, he maxed them out.

#54

Chuck Norris' programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.

#264

Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken.

#281

Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.