Chuck Norris uses tabasco sauce instead of visine.

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#255

Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

#517

Chuck Norris doesn't need a debugger, he just stares down the bug until the code confesses.

#114

Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe with eleven herbs and spices. Nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.

#161

Archaeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined victim as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"

#171

Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.

#656

Chuck Norris can go past the Character limit.

#82

When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.

#186

Chuck Norris invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sexual intercourse, and football-- in that order.

#640

Jaws stays on the beach when Chuck Norris swims.

#210

Chuck Norris does not style his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

#629

Chuck Norris can stand on his head. His dick-head.

#317

Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.