Chuck Norris uses tabasco sauce instead of visine.

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#93

Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.

#470

Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean. The tsunamis were killing people.

#637

Chuck Norris doesn't turn on his faucet, he stares at it until it cries.

#563

Chuck Norris can retrieve anything from /dev/null.

#314

Guantuanamo Bay, Cuba, is the military code-word for "Chuck Norris' basement"

#706

When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

#290

In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.

#709

Chuck Norris can rip a page out of Facebook.

#447

Chuck Norris' dick is so big, it has it's own dick, and that dick is still bigger than yours.

#455

Love does not hurt. Chuck Norris does.

#517

Chuck Norris doesn't need a debugger, he just stares down the bug until the code confesses.

#174

When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them.