Chuck Norris uses tabasco sauce instead of visine.

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#155

On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.

#101

If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

#262

That's not Chuck Norris doing push-ups -- that's Chuck Norris moving the Earth away from the path of a deadly asteroid.

#452

One time, at band camp, Chuck Norris ate a percussionist.

#671

The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.

#463

Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.

#158

In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.

#232

In an act of great philanthropy, Chuck made a generous donation to the American Cancer Society. He donated 6,000 dead bodies for scientific research.

#413

If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you.

#375

Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.

#203

The crossing lights in Chuck Norris' home town say "Die slowly" and "die quickly". They each have a picture of Chuck Norris punching or kicking a pedestrian.

#260

It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.