Chuck Norris uses tabasco sauce instead of visine.

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#462

When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.

#241

Chuck Norris' show is called Walker: Texas Ranger, because Chuck Norris doesn't run.

#124

Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

#412

Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.

#605

Only Chuck Norris shuts down websites without due process, not SOPA or PIPA.

#552

Chuck Norris does not need to type-cast. The Chuck-Norris Compiler (CNC) sees through things. All way down. Always.

#607

Chuck Norris already went to Moon and Mars, that's why there are no signs of life.

#277

Brokeback Mountain is not just a movie. It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.

#125

Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.

#223

Chuck Norris won super bowls VII and VIII singlehandedly before unexpectedly retiring to pursue a career in ass-kicking.

#501

The only pattern Chuck Norris knows is God Object.

#228

Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.