Chuck Norris uses tabasco sauce instead of visine.

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#252

Do you know why Baskin Robbins only has 31 flavors? Because Chuck Norris doesn't like Fudge Ripple.

#361

All roads lead to Chuck Norris. And by the transitive property, a roundhouse kick to the face.

#545

Chuck Norris can spawn threads that complete before they are started.

#457

Chuck Norris once round-house kicked a salesman. Over the phone.

#293

Contrary to popular belief, the Titanic didn't hit an iceberg. The ship was off course and ran into Chuck Norris while he was doing the backstroke across the Atlantic.

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Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger. By yelling "Bang!"

#463

Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.

#557

Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square.

#569

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.

#705

Chuck Norris can read a book in his sleep.

#716

Before he forgot a gift for Chuck Norris, Santa Claus was real.

#422

After taking a steroids test doctors informed Chuck Norris that he had tested positive. He laughed upon receiving this information, and said "of course my urine tested positive, what do you think they make steroids from?"