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Love does not hurt. Chuck Norris does.

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When Chuck Norris works out he doesn't get stronger, the machine does. Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill. Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris doesn't need a keyboard he tells the computer to write something and it does. Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger. It is actually a list of fatalities that occurred during the making of the episode. Chuck Norris makes onions cry. See Top 100

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