Love does not hurt. Chuck Norris does.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#703

Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.

#144

When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.

#596

Chuck Norris' unit tests don't run. They die.

#275

Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.

#495

Chuck Norris' first program was kill -9.

#75

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

#286

Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a Chuck Norris glare will liquefy your kidneys.

#387

Think of a hot woman. Chuck Norris did her.

#243

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.

#588

Chuck Norris can over-write a locked variable.

#744

Chuck Norris once ran around the Earth so fast he was able to roundhouse kick himself in the ass.

#239

If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.