Love does not hurt. Chuck Norris does. 298 310 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 49% approval (608 votes)
Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.
Chuck Norris did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.
The phrase 'balls to the wall' was originally conceived to describe Chuck Norris entering any building smaller than an aircraft hangar.
Kryptonite has been found to contain trace elements of Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks to the face. This is why it is so deadly to Superman.