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Love does not hurt. Chuck Norris does.
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Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.
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When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.
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Chuck Norris' unit tests don't run. They die.
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Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.
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Chuck Norris' first program was kill -9.
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Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
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Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a Chuck Norris glare will liquefy your kidneys.
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Think of a hot woman. Chuck Norris did her.
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can over-write a locked variable.
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Chuck Norris once ran around the Earth so fast he was able to roundhouse kick himself in the ass.
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If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.
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