Love does not hurt. Chuck Norris does.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#314

Guantuanamo Bay, Cuba, is the military code-word for "Chuck Norris' basement"

#736

When Chuck Norris stares into the abyss, the abyss nervously looks away.

#104

A handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

#226

Some kids play Kick the can. Chuck Norris played Kick the keg.

#300

The truth will set you free. Unless Chuck Norris has you, in which case, forget it buddy!

#10

When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.

#229

When Chuck Norris was a baby, he didn't suck his mother's breast. His mother served him whiskey, straight out of the bottle.

#371

Chuck Norris can be unlocked on the hardest level of Tekken. But only Chuck Norris is skilled enough to unlock himself. Then he roundhouse kicks the Playstation back to Japan.

#450

Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.

#441

Let the Bodies Hit the Floor was originally written as Chuck Norris' theme song.

#645

Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.

#530

Chuck Norris doesn't need to use AJAX because pages are too afraid to postback anyways.