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Love does not hurt. Chuck Norris does.

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Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris doesn't need a keyboard he tells the computer to write something and it does.

Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.

When Chuck Norris works out he doesn't get stronger, the machine does.

Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.

Chuck Norris solved the halting problem.

Chuck Norris can retrieve anything from /dev/null.

Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.

If Chuck Norris writes code with bugs, the bugs fix themselves.

If you rearrange the letters in "Chuck Norris", they also spell "Crush Rock In". The words "with his fists" are understood.