Love does not hurt. Chuck Norris does.

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#461

The air around Chuck Norris is always a balmy 78 degrees.

#169

It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

#556

Chuck Norris solved the halting problem.

#669

Everyone has a guardian angel except Chuck... he guards himself.

#473

A man once taunted Chuck Norris with a bag of Lay's potato chips, saying "Betcha can't eat just one!" Chuck Norris proceeded to eat the chips, the bag, and the man in one deft move.

#625

Chuck Norris understands every definition in the Oxford Thesaurus, except one - "mercy".

#213

It's widely believed that Jesus was Chuck Norris' stunt double for crucifixion due to the fact that it is impossible for nails to pierce Chuck Norris' skin.

#586

Chuck Norris killed two stones with one bird.

#238

If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.

#498

MySpace actually isn't your space, it's Chuck's (he just lets you use it).

#28

When God said, "let there be light", Chuck Norris said, "say 'please'.

#449

There is no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who has never met Chuck Norris.