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Love does not hurt. Chuck Norris does.
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#743
The moon's shadow doesn't dare follow Chuck Norris.
#552
Chuck Norris does not need to type-cast. The Chuck-Norris Compiler (CNC) sees through things. All way down. Always.
#133
When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women.
#373
Every time someone uses the word "intense", Chuck Norris always replies "you know what else is intense?" followed by a roundhouse kick to the face.
#121
Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.
#735
Chuck Norris eats his meat so rare that he only eats unicorns and dragons.
#24
The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends"
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Once you go Norris, you are physically unable to go back.
#36
The original title for Star Wars was "Skywalker: Texas Ranger". Starring Chuck Norris.
#38
The pie scene in "American Pie" is based on a dare Chuck Norris took when he was younger. However, in Chuck Norris' case, the "pie" was the molten crater of an active volcano.
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Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.
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Chuck Norris finished the neverending story.
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