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Love does not hurt. Chuck Norris does.

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Chuck Norris doesn't need a keyboard he tells the computer to write something and it does.

Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris.

When Chuck Norris works out he doesn't get stronger, the machine does.

Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.

Chuck Norris does infinite loops in 4 seconds.

Movie trivia: The movie "Invasion U.S.A. is, in fact, a documentary.

Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.

If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.

If you work in an office with Chuck Norris, don't ask him for his three-hole-punch.

Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.

MySpace actually isn't your space, it's Chuck's (he just lets you use it).

How many Chuck Norris' require to screw a light bulb? None, he will screw it all.