Love does not hurt. Chuck Norris does.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#295

The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.

#468

Chuck Norris is not Politically Correct. He is just Correct. Always.

#670

Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.

#623

Chuck Norris doesn't age, because time cannot keep up with him.

#264

Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken.

#31

Chuck Norris' sperm is so badass, he had sex with Nicole Kidman, and 7 months later she prematurely gave birth to a Ford Excursion.

#499

Chuck Norris can write infinite recursion functions and have them return.

#389

Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

#587

Chuck Norris can speak Braille.

#729

Chuck Norris runs laps around his opponent, in a drag race.

#194

Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.

#314

Guantuanamo Bay, Cuba, is the military code-word for "Chuck Norris' basement"