Love does not hurt. Chuck Norris does.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#743

The moon's shadow doesn't dare follow Chuck Norris.

#552

Chuck Norris does not need to type-cast. The Chuck-Norris Compiler (CNC) sees through things. All way down. Always.

#133

When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women.

#373

Every time someone uses the word "intense", Chuck Norris always replies "you know what else is intense?" followed by a roundhouse kick to the face.

#121

Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.

#735

Chuck Norris eats his meat so rare that he only eats unicorns and dragons.

#24

The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends"

#216

Once you go Norris, you are physically unable to go back.

#36

The original title for Star Wars was "Skywalker: Texas Ranger". Starring Chuck Norris.

#38

The pie scene in "American Pie" is based on a dare Chuck Norris took when he was younger. However, in Chuck Norris' case, the "pie" was the molten crater of an active volcano.

#412

Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.

#702

Chuck Norris finished the neverending story.