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Love does not hurt. Chuck Norris does.

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Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris doesn't need a keyboard he tells the computer to write something and it does.

When Chuck Norris works out he doesn't get stronger, the machine does.

Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.

Chuck Norris can speak Braille.

The word 'Kill' was invented by Chuck Norris. Other words were 'Die', 'Beer', and 'What'.

Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

Chuck Norris doesn't listen to heavy metal, he eats it for breakfast.

Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean. The tsunamis were killing people.

Chuck Norris insists on strongly-typed programming languages.

When Chuck Norris stares into the abyss, the abyss nervously looks away.

Thousands of years ago Chuck Norris came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decendents now have white hair.