Love does not hurt. Chuck Norris does.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#397

A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.

#732

Chuck Norris hit 11 out of 10 targets, with 9 bullets.

#319

The best-laid plans of mice and men often go awry. Even the worst-laid plans of Chuck Norris come off without a hitch.

#636

Chuck Norris made the sun by rubbing his hands together.

#459

Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.

#240

Fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell. He can also detect hope, as in "I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris"

#125

Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.

#708

Chuck Norris died years ago, but the grim reaper can’t pick up the courage to tell him.

#195

Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold.

#371

Chuck Norris can be unlocked on the hardest level of Tekken. But only Chuck Norris is skilled enough to unlock himself. Then he roundhouse kicks the Playstation back to Japan.

#419

Chuck Norris once rode a nine foot grizzly bear through an automatic car wash, instead of taking a shower.

#423

Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.