Love does not hurt. Chuck Norris does.

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#555

Chuck Norris compresses his files by doing a flying round house kick to the hard drive.

#653

Chuck Norris can win a staring contest while blinking.

#129

A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.

#481

Chuck Norris wipes his ass with chain mail and sandpaper.

#542

Chuck Norris insists on strongly-typed programming languages.

#230

According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.

#688

If Chuck Norris were a vegetable he'd be a Chuck Norris.

#239

If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.

#386

Chuck Norris' credit cards have no limit. Last weekend, he maxed them out.

#226

Some kids play Kick the can. Chuck Norris played Kick the keg.

#395

Some people ask for a Kleenex when they sneeze, Chuck Norris asks for a body bag.

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