Love does not hurt. Chuck Norris does.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#144

When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.

#439

After returning from World War 2 unscrathed, Bob Dole was congratulated by Chuck Norris with a handshake. The rest is history.

#62

Chuck Norris breathes air … five times a day.

#529

Chuck Norris can write multi-threaded applications with a single thread.

#583

Chuck Norris does infinite loops in 4 seconds.

#355

Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.

#68

Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

#80

Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.

#172

The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.

#614

Chuck Norris can watch the radio.

#271

Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.

#204

Science Fact: Roundhouse kicks are comprised primarily of an element called Chucktanium.