Love does not hurt. Chuck Norris does.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#592

Chuck Norris doesn't have pubic hairs because hair doesn't grow on balls of steel.

#655

Chuck Norris once beat a wall at tennis.

#228

Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.

#480

In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris killed that man.

#322

Chuck Norris can taste lies.

#130

When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

#78

Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.

#245

The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.

#625

Chuck Norris understands every definition in the Oxford Thesaurus, except one - "mercy".

#429

Chuck Norris once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked.

#307

Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

#144

When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.