Love does not hurt. Chuck Norris does.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#101

If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

#533

Chuck Norris can binary search unsorted data.

#192

Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.

#529

Chuck Norris can write multi-threaded applications with a single thread.

#160

Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

#177

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

#274

Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.

#602

Chuck Norris can make a class that is both abstract and final.

#86

In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.

#520

Chuck Norris does not need to know about class factory pattern. He can instantiate interfaces.

#684

Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.

#299

Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Chuck Norris. He only has two needs: killing people and finding people to kill.