Love does not hurt. Chuck Norris does.

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#335

The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.

#610

Dark spots on the Moon are the result of Chuck Norris' shooting practice.

#138

If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.

#426

Chuck Norris' penis is a third degree blackbelt, and an honorable 32nd-degree mason.

#359

Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.

#206

Superman once watched an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. He then cried himself to sleep.

#88

Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.

#305

Chuck Norris does not have to answer the phone. His beard picks up the incoming electrical impulses and translates them into audible sound.

#466

Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you...Forty seven times.

#612

There is no April 1st in Chuck Norris' calendar, because no one can fool him.

#324

One time, Chuck Norris accidentally stubbed his toe. It destroyed the entire state of Ohio.

#467

The 1972 Miami Dolphins lost one game, it was a game vs. Chuck Norris and three seven year old girls. Chuck Norris won with a roundhouse-kick to the face in overtime.