Love does not hurt. Chuck Norris does.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#424

When Arnold says "I'll be back" in Terminator movie it is implied that he's going to ask Chuck Norris for help.

#747

When Chuck Norris crosses the road, cars look both ways.

#666

Chuck Norris' bones break sticks and stones.

#291

Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people.

#716

Before he forgot a gift for Chuck Norris, Santa Claus was real.

#453

Chuck Norris doesn't say "who's your daddy", because he knows the answer.

#567

Chuck Norris doesn't use Oracle, he is the Oracle.

#357

Chuck Norris can win a game of Trivial Pursuit with one roll of the dice, and without answering a single question... just a nod of the head, and a stroke of the beard.

#209

Movie trivia: The movie "Invasion U.S.A. is, in fact, a documentary.

#385

The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-. These are also Chuck Norris' initials. This is not a coincidence.

#552

Chuck Norris does not need to type-cast. The Chuck-Norris Compiler (CNC) sees through things. All way down. Always.

#655

Chuck Norris once beat a wall at tennis.