Love does not hurt. Chuck Norris does.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#472

Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb. On his penis.

#195

Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold.

#671

The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.

#569

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.

#107

Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... A suicide.

#174

When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them.

#498

MySpace actually isn't your space, it's Chuck's (he just lets you use it).

#255

Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

#320

The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.

#543

Chuck Norris protocol design method has no status, requests or responses, only commands.

#177

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

#589

Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.