Love does not hurt. Chuck Norris does.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#165

Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.

#747

When Chuck Norris crosses the road, cars look both ways.

#414

Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts.

#308

The phrase 'break a leg' was originally coined by Chuck Norris' co-stars in Walker, Texas Ranger as a good luck charm, indicating that a broken leg might be the worst extent of their injuries. This never proved to be the case.

#133

When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women.

#671

The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.

#688

If Chuck Norris were a vegetable he'd be a Chuck Norris.

#558

Chuck Norris once won a game of connect four in 3 moves.

#395

Some people ask for a Kleenex when they sneeze, Chuck Norris asks for a body bag.

#320

The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.

#222

Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.

#631

Did you know that Chuck Norris was in every Star Wars movie? He was "The Force".