Roundhouse your way through 682 Chuck Norris facts

Love does not hurt. Chuck Norris does.

49% approval (608 votes)

Related Chuck Norris Facts

Chuck Norris doesn't need a keyboard he tells the computer to write something and it does.

When Chuck Norris works out he doesn't get stronger, the machine does.

Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.

The truth will set you free. Unless Chuck Norris has you, in which case, forget it buddy!

Jack Bauer tried to use his detailed knowledge of torture techniques, but to no avail: Chuck Norris thrives on pain. Chuck Norris then ripped off Jack Bauer's arm and beat him to death with it. Game, set, match.

Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked her into a glacier.

There is no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who has never met Chuck Norris.

You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In actuality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.

Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.

When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women.