Some kids play Kick the can. Chuck Norris played Kick the keg.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#355

Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.

#573

Chuck Norris uses canvas in IE.

#326

Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky.

#473

A man once taunted Chuck Norris with a bag of Lay's potato chips, saying "Betcha can't eat just one!" Chuck Norris proceeded to eat the chips, the bag, and the man in one deft move.

#613

Chuck Norris can make onions cry.

#158

In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.

#345

Noah was the only man notified before Chuck Norris relieved himself in the Atlantic Ocean.

#682

Chuck Norris voids warranties.

#716

Before he forgot a gift for Chuck Norris, Santa Claus was real.

#17

The movie "Delta Force" was extremely hard to make because Chuck had to downplay his abilities. The first few cuts were completely unbelievable.

#336

Chuck Norris' testicles do not produce sperm. They produce tiny white ninjas that recognize only one mission: seek and destroy.

#190

Scotty in Star Trek often says "Ye cannae change the laws of physics. This is untrue. Chuck Norris can change the laws of physics. With his fists.