Some kids play Kick the can. Chuck Norris played Kick the keg.

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#487

Chuck Norris did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.

#652

When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.

#719

Chuck Norris won the Tour de France with a stationary bicycle.

#469

Mr. T pities the fool. Chuck Norris rips the fool's head off.

#470

Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean. The tsunamis were killing people.

#610

Dark spots on the Moon are the result of Chuck Norris' shooting practice.

#213

It's widely believed that Jesus was Chuck Norris' stunt double for crucifixion due to the fact that it is impossible for nails to pierce Chuck Norris' skin.

#604

Code runs faster when Chuck Norris watches it.

#443

Only Chuck Norris can prevent forest fires.

#531

Chuck Norris doesn't use reflection, reflection asks politely for his help.

#243

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.

#508

Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.