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Some kids play Kick the can. Chuck Norris played Kick the keg.
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Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.
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Chuck Norris can suck a garden hose through a golf ball.
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Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
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Chuck Norris qualified with a top speed of 324 mph at the Daytona 500, without a car.
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Chuck Norris can bake in a Freezer.
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Chuck Norris proved that we are alone in the universe. We weren't before his first space expedition.
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Chuck Norris is the only man who has, literally, beaten the odds. With his fists.
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Chuck Norris programs do not accept input.
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There's an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris.... Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first.
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They say curiosity killed the cat. This is false. Chuck Norris killed the cat. Every single one of them.
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Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.
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Chuck Norris did in fact, build Rome in a day.
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