Some kids play Kick the can. Chuck Norris played Kick the keg.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#611

Chuck Norris died before 20 years, Death doesn't have the courage to tell him yet.

#52

Chuck Norris' log statements are always at the FATAL level.

#477

Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

#366

If you work in an office with Chuck Norris, don't ask him for his three-hole-punch.

#552

Chuck Norris does not need to type-cast. The Chuck-Norris Compiler (CNC) sees through things. All way down. Always.

#358

182,000 Americans die from Chuck Norris-related accidents every year.

#223

Chuck Norris won super bowls VII and VIII singlehandedly before unexpectedly retiring to pursue a career in ass-kicking.

#587

Chuck Norris can speak Braille.

#545

Chuck Norris can spawn threads that complete before they are started.

#311

Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off.

#738

COVID-19 is desperate to develop a vaccine against Chuck Norris.

#344

Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.