Some kids play Kick the can. Chuck Norris played Kick the keg.

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#665

Chuck Norris doesn't drive, he tells the car where to go.

#521

The class object inherits from Chuck Norris

#388

A man once claimed Chuck Norris kicked his ass twice, but it was promptly dismissed as false - no one could survive it the first time.

#63

In the Beginning there was nothing … then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.

#528

Chuck Norris doesn't pair program.

#638

Chuck Norris puts sunglasses on to protect the sun from his eyes.

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Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb. On his penis.

#616

Once Chuck Norris signed a cheque and the bank bounced.

#143

While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.

#401

Chuck Norris is the only person who can simultaneously hold and fire FIVE Uzis: One in each hand, one in each foot -- and the 5th one he roundhouse-kicks into the air, so that it sprays bullets.

#288

Chuck Norris once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.

#469

Mr. T pities the fool. Chuck Norris rips the fool's head off.