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Some kids play Kick the can. Chuck Norris played Kick the keg.
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Chuck Norris used to play baseball. When Babe Ruth was hailed as the better player, Chuck Norris killed him with a baseball bat to the throat. Lou Gehrig got off easy.
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In the X-Men movies, none of the X-Men super-powers are done with special effects. Chuck Norris is the stuntman for every character.
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Thunder is the sound caused by Chuck Norris kicking Lightning's ass.
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Chuck Norris uses tabasco sauce instead of visine.
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Chuck Norris' favourite cut of meat is the roundhouse.
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Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris.
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How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Just one. From Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
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Chuck Norris' version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.
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Champions eat wheaties for breakfast. Chuck Norris eats champions for breakfast.
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Chuck Norris once thought he was wrong. He was, however, mistaken.
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The phrase 'break a leg' was originally coined by Chuck Norris' co-stars in Walker, Texas Ranger as a good luck charm, indicating that a broken leg might be the worst extent of their injuries. This never proved to be the case.
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