Some kids play Kick the can. Chuck Norris played Kick the keg.

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#416

A movie scene depicting Chuck Norris losing a fight with Bruce Lee was the product of history's most expensive visual effect. When adjusted for inflation, the effect cost more than the Gross National Product of Paraguay.

#56

Chuck Norris' brain waves are suspected to be harmful to cell phones.

#166

Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his mother's womb.

#598

Chuck Norris doesn't need an account. He just logs in.

#147

Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.

#286

Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a Chuck Norris glare will liquefy your kidneys.

#517

Chuck Norris doesn't need a debugger, he just stares down the bug until the code confesses.

#358

182,000 Americans die from Chuck Norris-related accidents every year.

#648

Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.

#109

What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.

#126

There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.

#375

Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.