Some kids play Kick the can. Chuck Norris played Kick the keg.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#559

With Chuck Norris P = NP. There's no nondeterminism with Chuck Norris decisions.

#672

Chuck Norris can laugh with a straight face.

#324

One time, Chuck Norris accidentally stubbed his toe. It destroyed the entire state of Ohio.

#356

When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.

#386

Chuck Norris' credit cards have no limit. Last weekend, he maxed them out.

#488

Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold. Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.

#509

Chuck Norris' beard can type 140 wpm.

#552

Chuck Norris does not need to type-cast. The Chuck-Norris Compiler (CNC) sees through things. All way down. Always.

#187

A high tide means Chuck Norris is flying over your coast. The tide is caused by God pissing his pants.

#645

Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.

#190

Scotty in Star Trek often says "Ye cannae change the laws of physics. This is untrue. Chuck Norris can change the laws of physics. With his fists.

#362

July 4th is Independence day. And the day Chuck Norris was born. Coincidence? I think not.