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Roundhouse your way through
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Some kids play Kick the can. Chuck Norris played Kick the keg.
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Chuck Norris doesn't drive, he tells the car where to go.
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The class object inherits from Chuck Norris
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A man once claimed Chuck Norris kicked his ass twice, but it was promptly dismissed as false - no one could survive it the first time.
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In the Beginning there was nothing … then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.
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Chuck Norris doesn't pair program.
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Chuck Norris puts sunglasses on to protect the sun from his eyes.
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Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb. On his penis.
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Once Chuck Norris signed a cheque and the bank bounced.
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While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.
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Chuck Norris is the only person who can simultaneously hold and fire FIVE Uzis: One in each hand, one in each foot -- and the 5th one he roundhouse-kicks into the air, so that it sprays bullets.
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Chuck Norris once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.
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Mr. T pities the fool. Chuck Norris rips the fool's head off.
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