Some kids play Kick the can. Chuck Norris played Kick the keg.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#150

Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.

#741

Chuck Norris can suck a garden hose through a golf ball.

#175

Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

#382

Chuck Norris qualified with a top speed of 324 mph at the Daytona 500, without a car.

#675

Chuck Norris can bake in a Freezer.

#205

Chuck Norris proved that we are alone in the universe. We weren't before his first space expedition.

#479

Chuck Norris is the only man who has, literally, beaten the odds. With his fists.

#546

Chuck Norris programs do not accept input.

#396

There's an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris.... Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first.

#448

They say curiosity killed the cat. This is false. Chuck Norris killed the cat. Every single one of them.

#339

Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.

#214

Chuck Norris did in fact, build Rome in a day.