Some kids play Kick the can. Chuck Norris played Kick the keg.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#739

Chuck Norris can kill seven with one blow. By literally blowing on them.

#63

In the Beginning there was nothing … then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.

#160

Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

#332

The only sure things are Death and Taxes and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.

#737

When Chuck Norris went to college, he told his father "You're the man of the house now".

#381

Chuck Norris was banned from competitive bullriding after a 1992 exhibition in San Antonio, when he rode the bull 1,346 miles from Texas to Milwaukee Wisconsin to pick up his dry cleaning.

#704

Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.

#42

Chuck Norris has never been accused of murder because his roundhouse kicks are recognized as "acts of God".

#354

Scientifically speaking, it is impossible to charge Chuck Norris with obstruction of justice. This is because even Chuck Norris cannot be in two places at the same time.

#741

Chuck Norris can suck a garden hose through a golf ball.

#508

Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.

#172

The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.