Some kids play Kick the can. Chuck Norris played Kick the keg.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#191

An anagram for Walker Texas Ranger is KARATE WRANGLER SEX. I don't know what that is, but it sounds AWESOME.

#86

In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.

#530

Chuck Norris doesn't need to use AJAX because pages are too afraid to postback anyways.

#437

Divide Chuck Norris by zero and you will in fact get one........one bad-ass that is.

#13

If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.

#412

Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.

#220

Chuck Norris doesn't play god. Playing is for children.

#221

As a teen, Chuck Norris had sex with every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later the nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in professional football history.

#611

Chuck Norris died before 20 years, Death doesn't have the courage to tell him yet.

#141

Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.

#717

The flu gets a Chuck Norris shot every year.

#480

In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris killed that man.