Some kids play Kick the can. Chuck Norris played Kick the keg.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#29

Chuck Norris kills anyone that asks: "Do you want fries with that?". Because by now everyone should know that Chuck doesn't want fries with anything. Ever.

#246

There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.

#319

The best-laid plans of mice and men often go awry. Even the worst-laid plans of Chuck Norris come off without a hitch.

#738

COVID-19 is desperate to develop a vaccine against Chuck Norris.

#472

Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb. On his penis.

#412

Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.

#346

MacGyver immediately tried to make a bomb out of some Q-Tips and Gatorade, but Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the solar plexus. MacGyver promptly threw up his own heart.

#229

When Chuck Norris was a baby, he didn't suck his mother's breast. His mother served him whiskey, straight out of the bottle.

#254

Chuck Norris was what Willis was talkin' about.

#541

Chuck Norris' programs never exit, they terminate.

#544

Chuck Norris programs occupy 150% of CPU, even when they are not executing.

#357

Chuck Norris can win a game of Trivial Pursuit with one roll of the dice, and without answering a single question... just a nod of the head, and a stroke of the beard.