Some kids play Kick the can. Chuck Norris played Kick the keg.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#243

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.

#307

Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

#145

When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.

#675

Chuck Norris can bake in a Freezer.

#475

In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus AND the jeep.

#383

Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.

#203

The crossing lights in Chuck Norris' home town say "Die slowly" and "die quickly". They each have a picture of Chuck Norris punching or kicking a pedestrian.

#636

Chuck Norris made the sun by rubbing his hands together.

#338

There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.

#238

If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.

#71

Chuck Norris appeared in the ‘Street Fighter II’ video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this “glitch,” Chuck Norris replied, “That’s no glitch.”

#270

Chuck Norris invented the internet, just so he had a place to store his porn.