Chuck Norris shot the sheriff, but he round house kicked the deputy.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#186

Chuck Norris invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sexual intercourse, and football-- in that order.

#130

When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

#359

Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.

#452

One time, at band camp, Chuck Norris ate a percussionist.

#96

Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.

#630

There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris.

#579

Chuck Norris types with one finger. He points it at the keyboard and the keyboard does the rest.

#109

What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.

#732

Chuck Norris hit 11 out of 10 targets, with 9 bullets.

#514

Chuck Norris can overflow your stack just by looking at it.

#403

In the X-Men movies, none of the X-Men super-powers are done with special effects. Chuck Norris is the stuntman for every character.

#378

President Roosevelt once rode his horse 100 miles. Chuck Norris carried his the same distance in half the time.