Chuck Norris shot the sheriff, but he round house kicked the deputy.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#406

The 11th commandment is "Thou shalt not piss off Chuck Norris". This commandment is rarely enforced, as it is impossible to accomplish.

#427

Chuck Norris does not follow fashion trends, they follow him. But then he turns around and kicks their ass. Nobody follows Chuck Norris.

#251

Chuck Norris began selling the Total Gym as an ill-fated attempt to make his day-to-day opponents less laughably pathetic.

#522

For Chuck Norris, NP-Hard = O(1).

#367

In the Words of Julius Caesar, "Veni, Vidi, Vici, Chuck Norris". Translation: I came, I saw, and I was roundhouse-kicked inthe face by Chuck Norris.

#651

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.

#293

Contrary to popular belief, the Titanic didn't hit an iceberg. The ship was off course and ran into Chuck Norris while he was doing the backstroke across the Atlantic.

#733

Santa Claus tells Chuck Norris what he wants for Christmas.

#105

Chuck Norris doesn't wash his clothes. He disembowels them.

#174

When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them.

#309

When Chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders.

#370

When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.