Chuck Norris shot the sheriff, but he round house kicked the deputy.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#663

Chuck Norris can find the 404 page.

#377

There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.

#53

Chuck Norris' database has only one table, 'Kick', which he DROPs frequently.

#263

Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover.

#335

The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.

#407

Chuck Norris is his own line at the DMV.

#616

Once Chuck Norris signed a cheque and the bank bounced.

#397

A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.

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The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.

#107

Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... A suicide.

#575

Each hair in Chuck Norris' beard contributes to make the world's largest DDOS.

#643

Chuck Norris can milk ground beef from a cow.