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Roundhouse your way through
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Chuck Norris shot the sheriff, but he round house kicked the deputy.
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The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured Chuck Norris instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as Chuck roundhouse-kicked Sauron's ass halfway through the first chapter.
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President Roosevelt once rode his horse 100 miles. Chuck Norris carried his the same distance in half the time.
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Chuck Norris can swim on land.
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Chuck Norris can kill seven with one blow. By literally blowing on them.
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When you play Monopoly with Chuck Norris, you do not pass go, and you do not collect two hundred dollars. You will be lucky if you make it out alive.
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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Chuck Norris once and he will roundhouse kick you in the face.
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Chuck Norris can write infinite recursion functions and have them return.
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Chuck Norris' favourite cut of meat is the roundhouse.
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When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.
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There are no such things as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.
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Chuck Norris causes the Windows Blue Screen of Death.
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Guantuanamo Bay, Cuba, is the military code-word for "Chuck Norris' basement"
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