Chuck Norris shot the sheriff, but he round house kicked the deputy.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#381

Chuck Norris was banned from competitive bullriding after a 1992 exhibition in San Antonio, when he rode the bull 1,346 miles from Texas to Milwaukee Wisconsin to pick up his dry cleaning.

#66

If Chuck Norris were to travel to an alternate dimension in which there was another Chuck Norris and they both fought, they would both win.

#638

Chuck Norris puts sunglasses on to protect the sun from his eyes.

#105

Chuck Norris doesn't wash his clothes. He disembowels them.

#109

What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.

#125

Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.

#442

Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

#517

Chuck Norris doesn't need a debugger, he just stares down the bug until the code confesses.

#283

When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.

#123

When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesn't get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.

#260

It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.

#363

Chuck Norris never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.