Chuck Norris shot the sheriff, but he round house kicked the deputy.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#13

If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.

#694

When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the dumbells get tired.

#649

Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.

#532

There is no Esc key on Chuck Norris' keyboard, because no one escapes Chuck Norris.

#422

After taking a steroids test doctors informed Chuck Norris that he had tested positive. He laughed upon receiving this information, and said "of course my urine tested positive, what do you think they make steroids from?"

#173

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.

#207

Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks.

#405

The word 'Kill' was invented by Chuck Norris. Other words were 'Die', 'Beer', and 'What'.

#232

In an act of great philanthropy, Chuck made a generous donation to the American Cancer Society. He donated 6,000 dead bodies for scientific research.

#620

Chuck Norris can make fire using two ice cubes.

#729

Chuck Norris runs laps around his opponent, in a drag race.

#54

Chuck Norris' programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.