Chuck Norris shot the sheriff, but he round house kicked the deputy.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#59

Champions eat wheaties for breakfast. Chuck Norris eats champions for breakfast.

#629

Chuck Norris can stand on his head. His dick-head.

#583

Chuck Norris does infinite loops in 4 seconds.

#332

The only sure things are Death and Taxes and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.

#668

Chuck Norris once thought he was wrong. He was, however, mistaken.

#5

The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.

#188

Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies closer. Close enough to drop them with one round house kick to the face.

#365

Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.

#548

Chuck Norris doesn't need an OS.

#510

Chuck Norris can unit test entire applications with a single assert.

#184

Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.

#412

Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.