Chuck Norris shot the sheriff, but he round house kicked the deputy.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#215

Along with his black belt, Chuck Norris often chooses to wear brown shoes. No one has DARED call him on it. Ever.

#653

Chuck Norris can win a staring contest while blinking.

#705

Chuck Norris can read a book in his sleep.

#507

Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.

#195

Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold.

#160

Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

#493

Chuck Norris can't test for equality because he has no equal.

#371

Chuck Norris can be unlocked on the hardest level of Tekken. But only Chuck Norris is skilled enough to unlock himself. Then he roundhouse kicks the Playstation back to Japan.

#260

It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.

#521

The class object inherits from Chuck Norris

#129

A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.

#243

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.