Chuck Norris shot the sheriff, but he round house kicked the deputy.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#426

Chuck Norris' penis is a third degree blackbelt, and an honorable 32nd-degree mason.

#507

Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.

#551

Every SQL statement that Chuck Norris codes has an implicit "COMMIT" in its end.

#517

Chuck Norris doesn't need a debugger, he just stares down the bug until the code confesses.

#27

Chuck Norris just says "no" to drugs. If he said "yes", it would collapse Colombia's infrastructure.

#406

The 11th commandment is "Thou shalt not piss off Chuck Norris". This commandment is rarely enforced, as it is impossible to accomplish.

#186

Chuck Norris invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sexual intercourse, and football-- in that order.

#724

Chuck Norris can play Xbox 360 with a PS3 controller.

#547

Chuck Norris can install iTunes without installing Quicktime.

#124

Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

#104

A handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

#524

Chuck Norris is actually the front man for Apple. He let's Steve Jobs run the show when he's on a mission. Chuck Norris is always on a mission.