Chuck Norris shot the sheriff, but he round house kicked the deputy.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#734

When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

#531

Chuck Norris doesn't use reflection, reflection asks politely for his help.

#135

Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.

#142

When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.

#369

Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president. If you're thinking to yourself, "But Chuck Norris isn't black", then you are dead wrong. And stop being a racist.

#648

Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.

#429

Chuck Norris once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked.

#426

Chuck Norris' penis is a third degree blackbelt, and an honorable 32nd-degree mason.

#665

Chuck Norris doesn't drive, he tells the car where to go.

#380

What many people dont know is Chuck Norris is the founder of planned parenthood. Not even unborn children can escape his wrath.

#465

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in ravioli. He stuffs a live turtle with beef and smothers it in pig's blood.

#603

Chuck Norris could use anything in java.util.* to kill you, including the javadocs.