Chuck Norris shot the sheriff, but he round house kicked the deputy.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#525

Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.

#1

If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always answers "Two seconds till". After you ask "Two seconds to what?", he roundhouse kicks you in the face.

#309

When Chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders.

#628

Chuck Norris plays pool with comets and astroids. He shoots them into black holes.

#172

The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.

#288

Chuck Norris once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.

#354

Scientifically speaking, it is impossible to charge Chuck Norris with obstruction of justice. This is because even Chuck Norris cannot be in two places at the same time.

#189

There is in fact an 'I' in Norris, but there is no 'team'. Not even close.

#45

Chuck Norris' keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.

#143

While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.

#535

Chuck Norris doesn't needs try-catch, exceptions are too afraid to raise.

#175

Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.