Chuck Norris shot the sheriff, but he round house kicked the deputy.

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More Chuck Norris facts

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Chuck Norris did in fact, build Rome in a day.

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Chuck Norris finished the neverending story.

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It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.

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Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square.

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The Drummer for Def Leppard's only got one arm. Chuck Norris needed a back scratcher.

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Chuck Norris has won the lifetime achievement award...twice.

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Chuck Norris can bake in a Freezer.

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Freddy Krueger has nightmares about Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris owns a chain of fast-food restaurants throughout the southwest. They serve nothing but barbecue-flavored ice cream and Hot Pockets.

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Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold.

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Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies closer. Close enough to drop them with one round house kick to the face.

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Science Fact: Roundhouse kicks are comprised primarily of an element called Chucktanium.