Chuck Norris shot the sheriff, but he round house kicked the deputy.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#662

Chuck Norris will make your hair grow faster than Rogaine.

#302

Saddam Hussein was not found hiding in a hole. Saddam was roundhouse-kicked in the head by Chuck Norris in Kansas, which sent him through the earth, stopping just short of the surface of Iraq.

#723

Chuck Norris can buy the Sunday paper on Tuesday.

#240

Fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell. He can also detect hope, as in "I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris"

#148

Chuck Norris doesnt shave, he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.

#26

As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris."

#590

China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.

#117

Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.

#420

Sweating bullets is literally what happens when Chuck Norris gets too hot.

#623

Chuck Norris doesn't age, because time cannot keep up with him.

#661

Chuck Norris irons his trousers with them still on.

#543

Chuck Norris protocol design method has no status, requests or responses, only commands.