Chuck Norris shot the sheriff, but he round house kicked the deputy.

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#636

Chuck Norris made the sun by rubbing his hands together.

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Chuck Norris can swim on land.

#628

Chuck Norris plays pool with comets and astroids. He shoots them into black holes.

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It takes 14 puppeteers to make Chuck Norris smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage.

#526

Chuck Norris solved the Travelling Salesman problem in O(1) time. Here's the pseudo-code: Break salesman into N pieces. Kick each piece to a different city.

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Chuck Norris does not need a watch, he decides what time it is.

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Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.

#333

Chuck Norris' first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors.

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The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.

#209

Movie trivia: The movie "Invasion U.S.A. is, in fact, a documentary.

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When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

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Chuck Norris does not have to answer the phone. His beard picks up the incoming electrical impulses and translates them into audible sound.