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Chuck Norris shot the sheriff, but he round house kicked the deputy.
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Chuck Norris will make your hair grow faster than Rogaine.
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Saddam Hussein was not found hiding in a hole. Saddam was roundhouse-kicked in the head by Chuck Norris in Kansas, which sent him through the earth, stopping just short of the surface of Iraq.
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Chuck Norris can buy the Sunday paper on Tuesday.
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Fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell. He can also detect hope, as in "I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris"
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Chuck Norris doesnt shave, he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.
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As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris."
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China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.
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Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
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Sweating bullets is literally what happens when Chuck Norris gets too hot.
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Chuck Norris doesn't age, because time cannot keep up with him.
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Chuck Norris irons his trousers with them still on.
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Chuck Norris protocol design method has no status, requests or responses, only commands.
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