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There are no such things as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.

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Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris.

There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.

There's an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris.... Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first.

With Chuck Norris P = NP. There's no nondeterminism with Chuck Norris decisions.

A handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris killed that man.

There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

There is no April 1st in Chuck Norris' calendar, because no one can fool him.

When God said, "let there be light", Chuck Norris said, "say 'please'.

When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.