There are no such things as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.

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#405

The word 'Kill' was invented by Chuck Norris. Other words were 'Die', 'Beer', and 'What'.

#635

Chuck Norris once sold eBay to eBay on eBay.

#181

Chuck Norris is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.

#26

As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris."

#192

Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.

#72

The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

#228

Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.

#141

Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.

#67

The dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. You know what happened to them.

#168

The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.

#36

The original title for Star Wars was "Skywalker: Texas Ranger". Starring Chuck Norris.

#689

Chuck Norris once bought Chicago pizza in Seattle.