There are no such things as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.

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#285

Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes.

#720

When Chuck Norris crosses the road, the cars have to look both ways.

#452

One time, at band camp, Chuck Norris ate a percussionist.

#241

Chuck Norris' show is called Walker: Texas Ranger, because Chuck Norris doesn't run.

#629

Chuck Norris can stand on his head. His dick-head.

#225

Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

#612

There is no April 1st in Chuck Norris' calendar, because no one can fool him.

#215

Along with his black belt, Chuck Norris often chooses to wear brown shoes. No one has DARED call him on it. Ever.

#518

Chuck Norris can access private methods.

#226

Some kids play Kick the can. Chuck Norris played Kick the keg.

#173

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.

#382

Chuck Norris qualified with a top speed of 324 mph at the Daytona 500, without a car.