There are no such things as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.

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#75

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

#369

Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president. If you're thinking to yourself, "But Chuck Norris isn't black", then you are dead wrong. And stop being a racist.

#710

When Chuck Norris works out he doesn't get stronger, the machine does.

#255

Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

#769

Chuck norris can start a fire with ice cubes

#182

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

#492

Chuck Norris writes code that optimizes itself.

#115

The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.

#371

Chuck Norris can be unlocked on the hardest level of Tekken. But only Chuck Norris is skilled enough to unlock himself. Then he roundhouse kicks the Playstation back to Japan.

#357

Chuck Norris can win a game of Trivial Pursuit with one roll of the dice, and without answering a single question... just a nod of the head, and a stroke of the beard.

#206

Superman once watched an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. He then cried himself to sleep.

#18

Chuck Norris does not "style" his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.