There are no such things as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.

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#460

Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger. It is actually a list of fatalities that occurred during the making of the episode.

#540

Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.

#356

When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.

#607

Chuck Norris already went to Moon and Mars, that's why there are no signs of life.

#493

Chuck Norris can't test for equality because he has no equal.

#603

Chuck Norris could use anything in java.util.* to kill you, including the javadocs.

#374

As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.

#452

One time, at band camp, Chuck Norris ate a percussionist.

#699

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

#302

Saddam Hussein was not found hiding in a hole. Saddam was roundhouse-kicked in the head by Chuck Norris in Kansas, which sent him through the earth, stopping just short of the surface of Iraq.

#297

Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.

#30

Chuck Norris' version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.