There are no such things as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks. 287 334 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 46% approval (621 votes)
Chuck Norris does not need to type-cast. The Chuck-Norris Compiler (CNC) sees through things. All way down. Always.
In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.
In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris killed that man.
In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
The only sure things are Death and Taxes and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.