There are no such things as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks. 287 334 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 46% approval (621 votes)
In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.
They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.
Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.
The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.
If Chuck Norris were to travel to an alternate dimension in which there was another Chuck Norris and they both fought, they would both win.