There are no such things as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.

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#493

Chuck Norris can't test for equality because he has no equal.

#468

Chuck Norris is not Politically Correct. He is just Correct. Always.

#526

Chuck Norris solved the Travelling Salesman problem in O(1) time. Here's the pseudo-code: Break salesman into N pieces. Kick each piece to a different city.

#294

Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16. Seconds.

#184

Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.

#228

Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.

#68

Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

#99

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Chuck Norris once and he will roundhouse kick you in the face.

#417

Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.

#160

Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

#18

Chuck Norris does not "style" his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

#590

China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.