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There are no such things as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.
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It's never a party without Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can kick through all 6 degrees of separation, hitting anyone, anywhere, in the face, at any time.
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The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
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The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.
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Chuck Norris can kill seven with one blow. By literally blowing on them.
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Chuck Norris tears can cure the cancer, but the sad thing is Chuck Norris never cries.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have good aim. His bullets just know better than to miss.
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Chuck Norris does not need to type-cast. The Chuck-Norris Compiler (CNC) sees through things. All way down. Always.
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Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
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When God said, "let there be light", Chuck Norris said, "say 'please'.
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Chuck Norris has size ten feet but wears size three shoes.
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The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured Chuck Norris instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as Chuck roundhouse-kicked Sauron's ass halfway through the first chapter.
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