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There are no such things as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.

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There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.

One day Chuck Norris walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.

The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

Chuck Norris' first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors.

Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

Chuck Norris knows everything there is to know - Except for the definition of mercy.

Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

In the Beginning there was nothing … then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.

Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

There is no Esc key on Chuck Norris' keyboard, because no one escapes Chuck Norris.

There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.