There are no such things as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#104

A handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

#231

Chuck Norris once pulled out a single hair from his beard and skewered three men through the heart with it.

#178

Thousands of years ago Chuck Norris came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decendents now have white hair.

#498

MySpace actually isn't your space, it's Chuck's (he just lets you use it).

#173

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.

#326

Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky.

#127

When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.

#144

When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.

#564

No one has ever pair-programmed with Chuck Norris and lived to tell about it.

#463

Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.

#70

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light

#376

Most people fear the Reaper. Chuck Norris considers him "a promising Rookie".