There are no such things as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.

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#367

In the Words of Julius Caesar, "Veni, Vidi, Vici, Chuck Norris". Translation: I came, I saw, and I was roundhouse-kicked inthe face by Chuck Norris.

#359

Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.

#112

Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

#585

Product Owners never argue with Chuck Norris after he demonstrates the DropKick feature.

#124

Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

#312

Chuck Norris used to play baseball. When Babe Ruth was hailed as the better player, Chuck Norris killed him with a baseball bat to the throat. Lou Gehrig got off easy.

#462

When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.

#636

Chuck Norris made the sun by rubbing his hands together.

#157

Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!

#175

Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

#159

Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.

#108

Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.