There are no such things as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.

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#285

Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes.

#47

Chuck Norris' keyboard has the Any key.

#603

Chuck Norris could use anything in java.util.* to kill you, including the javadocs.

#20

Wo hu cang long. The translation from Mandarin Chinese reads: "Crouching Chuck, Hidden Norris"

#153

When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.

#600

Chuck Norris causes the Windows Blue Screen of Death.

#72

The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

#499

Chuck Norris can write infinite recursion functions and have them return.

#517

Chuck Norris doesn't need a debugger, he just stares down the bug until the code confesses.

#557

Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square.

#191

An anagram for Walker Texas Ranger is KARATE WRANGLER SEX. I don't know what that is, but it sounds AWESOME.

#744

Chuck Norris once ran around the Earth so fast he was able to roundhouse kick himself in the ass.