There are no such things as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.

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#603

Chuck Norris could use anything in java.util.* to kill you, including the javadocs.

#191

An anagram for Walker Texas Ranger is KARATE WRANGLER SEX. I don't know what that is, but it sounds AWESOME.

#240

Fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell. He can also detect hope, as in "I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris"

#701

Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.

#430

The Drummer for Def Leppard's only got one arm. Chuck Norris needed a back scratcher.

#485

Chuck Norris can kick through all 6 degrees of separation, hitting anyone, anywhere, in the face, at any time.

#486

Most tough men eat nails for breakfast. Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.

#484

Chuck Norris likes his ice like he likes his skulls: crushed.

#27

Chuck Norris just says "no" to drugs. If he said "yes", it would collapse Colombia's infrastructure.

#647

Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.

#38

The pie scene in "American Pie" is based on a dare Chuck Norris took when he was younger. However, in Chuck Norris' case, the "pie" was the molten crater of an active volcano.

#307

Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.