There are no such things as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks. 287 334 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 46% approval (621 votes)
The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.
The only sure things are Death and Taxes and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.
Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
In the Beginning there was nothing … then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.