There are no such things as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.

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#411

When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.

#363

Chuck Norris never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.

#244

Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with a mixture of iron shavings, industrial paint remover, and wood-grain alcohol.

#636

Chuck Norris made the sun by rubbing his hands together.

#262

That's not Chuck Norris doing push-ups -- that's Chuck Norris moving the Earth away from the path of a deadly asteroid.

#669

Everyone has a guardian angel except Chuck... he guards himself.

#62

Chuck Norris breathes air … five times a day.

#28

When God said, "let there be light", Chuck Norris said, "say 'please'.

#260

It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.

#183

Chuck Norris once worked as a weatherman for the San Diego evening news. Every night he would make the same forecast: Partly cloudy with a 75% chance of Pain.

#149

For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.

#271

Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.