There are no such things as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.

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#228

Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.

#213

It's widely believed that Jesus was Chuck Norris' stunt double for crucifixion due to the fact that it is impossible for nails to pierce Chuck Norris' skin.

#604

Code runs faster when Chuck Norris watches it.

#73

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

#361

All roads lead to Chuck Norris. And by the transitive property, a roundhouse kick to the face.

#534

Chuck Norris breaks RSA 128-bit encrypted codes in milliseconds.

#132

Chuck Norris' house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.

#271

Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.

#633

Chuck Norris doesn't win, he allows you to lose.

#354

Scientifically speaking, it is impossible to charge Chuck Norris with obstruction of justice. This is because even Chuck Norris cannot be in two places at the same time.

#634

Tornados occur when Chuck Norris sneezes.

#161

Archaeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined victim as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"