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There are no such things as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.

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Chuck Norris does not need to type-cast. The Chuck-Norris Compiler (CNC) sees through things. All way down. Always.

There is no April 1st in Chuck Norris' calendar, because no one can fool him.

It is scientifically impossible for Chuck Norris to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself.

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.

There is no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who has never met Chuck Norris.

There is in fact an 'I' in Norris, but there is no 'team'. Not even close.

Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.

Chuck Norris knows everything there is to know - Except for the definition of mercy.

When God said, "let there be light", Chuck Norris said, "say 'please'.