There are no such things as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#619

Once Chuck Norris and Superman had a competition. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants.

#546

Chuck Norris programs do not accept input.

#119

The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.

#543

Chuck Norris protocol design method has no status, requests or responses, only commands.

#99

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Chuck Norris once and he will roundhouse kick you in the face.

#695

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

#652

When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.

#304

Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.

#620

Chuck Norris can make fire using two ice cubes.

#499

Chuck Norris can write infinite recursion functions and have them return.

#554

Chuck Norris doesn't use a computer because a computer does everything slower than Chuck Norris.

#444

When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.