There are no such things as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.

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#292

Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris.

#722

Chuck Norris once won the Kentucky Derby, on foot.

#306

How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Just one. From Chuck Norris.

#229

When Chuck Norris was a baby, he didn't suck his mother's breast. His mother served him whiskey, straight out of the bottle.

#154

Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.

#465

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in ravioli. He stuffs a live turtle with beef and smothers it in pig's blood.

#277

Brokeback Mountain is not just a movie. It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.

#592

Chuck Norris doesn't have pubic hairs because hair doesn't grow on balls of steel.

#705

Chuck Norris can read a book in his sleep.

#90

In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.

#430

The Drummer for Def Leppard's only got one arm. Chuck Norris needed a back scratcher.

#355

Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.