There are no such things as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.

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#356

When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.

#611

Chuck Norris died before 20 years, Death doesn't have the courage to tell him yet.

#515

To Chuck Norris, everything contains a vulnerability.

#366

If you work in an office with Chuck Norris, don't ask him for his three-hole-punch.

#182

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

#134

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

#418

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.

#641

Chuck Norris once arm-wrestled himself ... and won.

#506

Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.

#655

Chuck Norris once beat a wall at tennis.

#280

One day Chuck Norris walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.

#412

Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.