There are no such things as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.

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#743

The moon's shadow doesn't dare follow Chuck Norris.

#379

Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.

#177

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

#588

Chuck Norris can over-write a locked variable.

#307

Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

#120

Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.

#153

When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.

#455

Love does not hurt. Chuck Norris does.

#339

Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.

#53

Chuck Norris' database has only one table, 'Kick', which he DROPs frequently.

#277

Brokeback Mountain is not just a movie. It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.

#92

Faster than a speeding bullet... More powerful than a locomotive... Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... These are some of Chuck Norris' warm-up exercises.