There are no such things as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.

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#135

Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.

#348

Chuck Norris eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow.

#59

Champions eat wheaties for breakfast. Chuck Norris eats champions for breakfast.

#717

The flu gets a Chuck Norris shot every year.

#255

Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

#69

Chuck Norris was exposed to the Coronavirus. The virus is now in quarantine for two weeks.

#468

Chuck Norris is not Politically Correct. He is just Correct. Always.

#458

The pen is mightier than the sword, but only if the pen is held by Chuck Norris.

#42

Chuck Norris has never been accused of murder because his roundhouse kicks are recognized as "acts of God".

#475

In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus AND the jeep.

#615

Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.

#592

Chuck Norris doesn't have pubic hairs because hair doesn't grow on balls of steel.