Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with a mixture of iron shavings, industrial paint remover, and wood-grain alcohol.

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#726

Chuck Norris doesn't have good aim. His bullets just know better than to miss.

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Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his mother's womb.

#74

MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips. Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.

#73

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

#425

There are no such things as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.

#403

In the X-Men movies, none of the X-Men super-powers are done with special effects. Chuck Norris is the stuntman for every character.

#595

Chuck Norris never has to build his program to machine code. Machines have learnt to interpret Chuck Norris code.

#654

Chuck Norris can dry his hair under water.

#245

The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.

#334

With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.

#161

Archaeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined victim as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"

#633

Chuck Norris doesn't win, he allows you to lose.