Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with a mixture of iron shavings, industrial paint remover, and wood-grain alcohol.

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#421

Chuck Norris' sperm can be seen with the naked eye. Each one is the size of a quarter.

#291

Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people.

#552

Chuck Norris does not need to type-cast. The Chuck-Norris Compiler (CNC) sees through things. All way down. Always.

#180

It takes 14 puppeteers to make Chuck Norris smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage.

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Chuck Norris' programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.

#606

Chuck Norris does not need a watch, he decides what time it is.

#246

There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.

#340

If you were somehow able to land a punch on Chuck Norris your entire arm would shatter upon impact. This is only in theory, since, come on, who in their right mind would try this?

#215

Along with his black belt, Chuck Norris often chooses to wear brown shoes. No one has DARED call him on it. Ever.

#613

Chuck Norris can make onions cry.

#347

Jack Bauer tried to use his detailed knowledge of torture techniques, but to no avail: Chuck Norris thrives on pain. Chuck Norris then ripped off Jack Bauer's arm and beat him to death with it. Game, set, match.

#585

Product Owners never argue with Chuck Norris after he demonstrates the DropKick feature.