Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with a mixture of iron shavings, industrial paint remover, and wood-grain alcohol.

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#162

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

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Each hair in Chuck Norris' beard contributes to make the world's largest DDOS.

#26

As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris."

#272

It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

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Chuck Norris once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.

#187

A high tide means Chuck Norris is flying over your coast. The tide is caused by God pissing his pants.

#555

Chuck Norris compresses his files by doing a flying round house kick to the hard drive.

#93

Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.

#464

According to the Bible, God created the universe in six days. Before that, Chuck Norris created God by snapping his fingers.

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When Chuck Norris crosses the road, cars look both ways.

#99

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Chuck Norris once and he will roundhouse kick you in the face.

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Chuck Norris finished the neverending story.