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Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with a mixture of iron shavings, industrial paint remover, and wood-grain alcohol.
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Chuck Norris once pissed in a gas tank of a semi truck as a joke - that truck is now know as Optimus Prime.
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Chuck Norris uses tabasco sauce instead of visine.
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The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
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Chuck Norris once took LSD just to give his hallucinations a bad trip.
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Ninjas want to grow up to be just like Chuck Norris. But usually they grow up just to be killed by Chuck Norris.
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Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.
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The Drummer for Def Leppard's only got one arm. Chuck Norris needed a back scratcher.
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Guantuanamo Bay, Cuba, is the military code-word for "Chuck Norris' basement"
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Chuck Norris began selling the Total Gym as an ill-fated attempt to make his day-to-day opponents less laughably pathetic.
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Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
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There is no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who has never met Chuck Norris.
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The truth will set you free. Unless Chuck Norris has you, in which case, forget it buddy!
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