Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with a mixture of iron shavings, industrial paint remover, and wood-grain alcohol.

305 352

More Chuck Norris facts

#706

When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

#532

There is no Esc key on Chuck Norris' keyboard, because no one escapes Chuck Norris.

#236

In a recent survey it was discovered the 94% of American women lost their virginity to Chuck Norris. The other 6% were incredibly fat or ugly.

#165

Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.

#72

The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

#384

Chuck Norris uses tabasco sauce instead of visine.

#135

Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.

#732

Chuck Norris hit 11 out of 10 targets, with 9 bullets.

#522

For Chuck Norris, NP-Hard = O(1).

#210

Chuck Norris does not style his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

#295

The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.

#312

Chuck Norris used to play baseball. When Babe Ruth was hailed as the better player, Chuck Norris killed him with a baseball bat to the throat. Lou Gehrig got off easy.