Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with a mixture of iron shavings, industrial paint remover, and wood-grain alcohol.

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#530

Chuck Norris doesn't need to use AJAX because pages are too afraid to postback anyways.

#252

Do you know why Baskin Robbins only has 31 flavors? Because Chuck Norris doesn't like Fudge Ripple.

#545

Chuck Norris can spawn threads that complete before they are started.

#352

It is said that looking into Chuck Norris' eyes will reveal your future. Unfortunately, everybody's future is always the same: death by a roundhouse-kick to the face.

#159

Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.

#483

Chuck Norris describes human beings as "a sociable holder for blood and guts".

#168

The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.

#353

Chuck Norris knows everything there is to know - Except for the definition of mercy.

#579

Chuck Norris types with one finger. He points it at the keyboard and the keyboard does the rest.

#93

Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.

#524

Chuck Norris is actually the front man for Apple. He let's Steve Jobs run the show when he's on a mission. Chuck Norris is always on a mission.

#650

Chuck Norris makes onions cry.