Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with a mixture of iron shavings, industrial paint remover, and wood-grain alcohol.

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There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.

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The flu gets a Chuck Norris shot every year.

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Chuck Norris has won the lifetime achievement award...twice.

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Chuck Norris invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sexual intercourse, and football-- in that order.

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The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured Chuck Norris instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as Chuck roundhouse-kicked Sauron's ass halfway through the first chapter.

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The air around Chuck Norris is always a balmy 78 degrees.

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Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.

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Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger. By yelling "Bang!"

#528

Chuck Norris doesn't pair program.

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When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

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Chuck Norris was banned from competitive bullriding after a 1992 exhibition in San Antonio, when he rode the bull 1,346 miles from Texas to Milwaukee Wisconsin to pick up his dry cleaning.

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Chuck Norris once won the Kentucky Derby, on foot.