Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with a mixture of iron shavings, industrial paint remover, and wood-grain alcohol.

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#272

It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

#94

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.

#52

Chuck Norris' log statements are always at the FATAL level.

#307

Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

#308

The phrase 'break a leg' was originally coined by Chuck Norris' co-stars in Walker, Texas Ranger as a good luck charm, indicating that a broken leg might be the worst extent of their injuries. This never proved to be the case.

#551

Every SQL statement that Chuck Norris codes has an implicit "COMMIT" in its end.

#586

Chuck Norris killed two stones with one bird.

#554

Chuck Norris doesn't use a computer because a computer does everything slower than Chuck Norris.

#353

Chuck Norris knows everything there is to know - Except for the definition of mercy.

#245

The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.

#75

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

#602

Chuck Norris can make a class that is both abstract and final.