Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with a mixture of iron shavings, industrial paint remover, and wood-grain alcohol.

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#627

Chuck Norris once pissed in a gas tank of a semi truck as a joke - that truck is now know as Optimus Prime.

#384

Chuck Norris uses tabasco sauce instead of visine.

#72

The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

#740

Chuck Norris once took LSD just to give his hallucinations a bad trip.

#217

Ninjas want to grow up to be just like Chuck Norris. But usually they grow up just to be killed by Chuck Norris.

#121

Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.

#430

The Drummer for Def Leppard's only got one arm. Chuck Norris needed a back scratcher.

#314

Guantuanamo Bay, Cuba, is the military code-word for "Chuck Norris' basement"

#251

Chuck Norris began selling the Total Gym as an ill-fated attempt to make his day-to-day opponents less laughably pathetic.

#117

Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.

#449

There is no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who has never met Chuck Norris.

#300

The truth will set you free. Unless Chuck Norris has you, in which case, forget it buddy!