Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with a mixture of iron shavings, industrial paint remover, and wood-grain alcohol.

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#173

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.

#237

Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your ass, don?t be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.

#9

Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this a slow Tuesday.

#63

In the Beginning there was nothing … then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.

#511

Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.

#671

The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.

#53

Chuck Norris' database has only one table, 'Kick', which he DROPs frequently.

#686

Chuck Norris can look at you in a tone of voice.

#659

Chuck Norris' cat has 10 lives.

#276

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

#33

Coroners refer to dead people as "ABC's". Already Been Chucked.

#29

Chuck Norris kills anyone that asks: "Do you want fries with that?". Because by now everyone should know that Chuck doesn't want fries with anything. Ever.