Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with a mixture of iron shavings, industrial paint remover, and wood-grain alcohol.

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#469

Mr. T pities the fool. Chuck Norris rips the fool's head off.

#118

Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.

#277

Brokeback Mountain is not just a movie. It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.

#530

Chuck Norris doesn't need to use AJAX because pages are too afraid to postback anyways.

#638

Chuck Norris puts sunglasses on to protect the sun from his eyes.

#153

When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.

#356

When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.

#66

If Chuck Norris were to travel to an alternate dimension in which there was another Chuck Norris and they both fought, they would both win.

#584

Product Owners never ask Chuck Norris for more features. They ask for mercy.

#396

There's an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris.... Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first.

#374

As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.

#306

How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Just one. From Chuck Norris.