Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#487

Chuck Norris did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.

#148

Chuck Norris doesnt shave, he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.

#741

Chuck Norris can suck a garden hose through a golf ball.

#409

Who let the dogs out? Chuck Norris let the dogs out... and then roundhouse kicked them through an Oldsmobile.

#185

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

#447

Chuck Norris' dick is so big, it has it's own dick, and that dick is still bigger than yours.

#679

Chuck Norris understands women.

#340

If you were somehow able to land a punch on Chuck Norris your entire arm would shatter upon impact. This is only in theory, since, come on, who in their right mind would try this?

#626

Chuck Norris doesn't need a keyboard he tells the computer to write something and it does.

#176

James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.

#222

Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.

#385

The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-. These are also Chuck Norris' initials. This is not a coincidence.