Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

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#338

There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.

#583

Chuck Norris does infinite loops in 4 seconds.

#560

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

#601

Chuck Norris can download emails with his pick-up.

#174

When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them.

#362

July 4th is Independence day. And the day Chuck Norris was born. Coincidence? I think not.

#513

When Chuck Norris is web surfing websites get the message "Warning: Internet Explorer has deemed this user to be malicious or dangerous. Proceed?"

#566

Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers COMMAND line.

#106

Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.

#650

Chuck Norris makes onions cry.

#491

Chuck Norris doesn't have disk latency because the hard drive knows to hurry the hell up.

#484

Chuck Norris likes his ice like he likes his skulls: crushed.