Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#732

Chuck Norris hit 11 out of 10 targets, with 9 bullets.

#492

Chuck Norris writes code that optimizes itself.

#535

Chuck Norris doesn't needs try-catch, exceptions are too afraid to raise.

#619

Once Chuck Norris and Superman had a competition. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants.

#466

Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you...Forty seven times.

#107

Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... A suicide.

#596

Chuck Norris' unit tests don't run. They die.

#362

July 4th is Independence day. And the day Chuck Norris was born. Coincidence? I think not.

#515

To Chuck Norris, everything contains a vulnerability.

#602

Chuck Norris can make a class that is both abstract and final.

#257

Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground

#412

Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.