Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you. 326 291 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 53% approval (617 votes)
Human cloning is outlawed because of Chuck Norris, because then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another Chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.
Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris killed that man.
When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.