Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#84

Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.

#72

The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

#192

Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.

#424

When Arnold says "I'll be back" in Terminator movie it is implied that he's going to ask Chuck Norris for help.

#623

Chuck Norris doesn't age, because time cannot keep up with him.

#88

Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.

#137

Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.

#382

Chuck Norris qualified with a top speed of 324 mph at the Daytona 500, without a car.

#547

Chuck Norris can install iTunes without installing Quicktime.

#25

When Chuck Norris says "More cowbell", he MEANS it.

#734

When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

#159

Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.