Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#510

Chuck Norris can unit test entire applications with a single assert.

#142

When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.

#692

Chuck Norris Let The Dogs Out.

#379

Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.

#380

What many people dont know is Chuck Norris is the founder of planned parenthood. Not even unborn children can escape his wrath.

#325

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked her into a glacier.

#507

Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.

#676

Chuck Norris has size ten feet but wears size three shoes.

#312

Chuck Norris used to play baseball. When Babe Ruth was hailed as the better player, Chuck Norris killed him with a baseball bat to the throat. Lou Gehrig got off easy.

#590

China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.

#195

Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold.

#664

To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Chuck Norris.