Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#254

Chuck Norris was what Willis was talkin' about.

#357

Chuck Norris can win a game of Trivial Pursuit with one roll of the dice, and without answering a single question... just a nod of the head, and a stroke of the beard.

#271

Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.

#374

As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.

#415

Chuck Norris has to register every part of his body as a separate lethal weapon. His spleen is considered a concealed weapon in over 50 states.

#188

Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies closer. Close enough to drop them with one round house kick to the face.

#280

One day Chuck Norris walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.

#575

Each hair in Chuck Norris' beard contributes to make the world's largest DDOS.

#198

The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured Chuck Norris instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as Chuck roundhouse-kicked Sauron's ass halfway through the first chapter.

#214

Chuck Norris did in fact, build Rome in a day.

#260

It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.

#525

Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.