Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#150

Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.

#531

Chuck Norris doesn't use reflection, reflection asks politely for his help.

#305

Chuck Norris does not have to answer the phone. His beard picks up the incoming electrical impulses and translates them into audible sound.

#649

Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.

#464

According to the Bible, God created the universe in six days. Before that, Chuck Norris created God by snapping his fingers.

#323

Chuck Norris does not kick ass and take names. In fact, Chuck Norris kicks ass and assigns the corpse a number. It is currently recorded to be in the billions.

#599

How many Chuck Norris' require to screw a light bulb? None, he will screw it all.

#508

Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.

#344

Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.

#524

Chuck Norris is actually the front man for Apple. He let's Steve Jobs run the show when he's on a mission. Chuck Norris is always on a mission.

#684

Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.

#8

Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.