Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you. 326 291 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 53% approval (617 votes)
Human cloning is outlawed because of Chuck Norris, because then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another Chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.
Scientifically speaking, it is impossible to charge Chuck Norris with obstruction of justice. This is because even Chuck Norris cannot be in two places at the same time.
Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.