Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#368

The First rule of Chuck Norris is: you do not talk about Chuck Norris.

#458

The pen is mightier than the sword, but only if the pen is held by Chuck Norris.

#77

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

#30

Chuck Norris' version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.

#261

Chuck Norris shot the sheriff, but he round house kicked the deputy.

#581

If you try to kill -9 Chuck Norris' programs, it backfires.

#102

Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.

#17

The movie "Delta Force" was extremely hard to make because Chuck had to downplay his abilities. The first few cuts were completely unbelievable.

#723

Chuck Norris can buy the Sunday paper on Tuesday.

#405

The word 'Kill' was invented by Chuck Norris. Other words were 'Die', 'Beer', and 'What'.

#718

Chuck Norris can find the end of a circle.

#404

We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.