Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you. 327 290 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 53% approval (617 votes)
Chuck Norris appeared in the ‘Street Fighter II’ video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this “glitch,” Chuck Norris replied, “That’s no glitch.”
Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Chuck Norris. He only has two needs: killing people and finding people to kill.
When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women.