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#20

Wo hu cang long. The translation from Mandarin Chinese reads: "Crouching Chuck, Hidden Norris"

#586

Chuck Norris killed two stones with one bird.

#327

They had to edit the first ending of 'Lone Wolf McQuade' after Chuck Norris kicked David Carradine's ass, then proceeded to barbecue and eat him.

#704

Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.

#687

Chuck Norris can break water in half.

#294

Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16. Seconds.

#536

Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.

#254

Chuck Norris was what Willis was talkin' about.

#585

Product Owners never argue with Chuck Norris after he demonstrates the DropKick feature.

#71

Chuck Norris appeared in the ‘Street Fighter II’ video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this “glitch,” Chuck Norris replied, “That’s no glitch.”

#25

When Chuck Norris says "More cowbell", he MEANS it.

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Chuck Norris hit 11 out of 10 targets, with 9 bullets.