Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

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#178

Thousands of years ago Chuck Norris came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decendents now have white hair.

#519

Chuck Norris can instantiate an abstract class.

#632

Knock knock, who's there? Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris who? Sorry, joke is over when Chuck Norris gets involved!

#501

The only pattern Chuck Norris knows is God Object.

#280

One day Chuck Norris walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.

#643

Chuck Norris can milk ground beef from a cow.

#509

Chuck Norris' beard can type 140 wpm.

#132

Chuck Norris' house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.

#403

In the X-Men movies, none of the X-Men super-powers are done with special effects. Chuck Norris is the stuntman for every character.

#378

President Roosevelt once rode his horse 100 miles. Chuck Norris carried his the same distance in half the time.

#543

Chuck Norris protocol design method has no status, requests or responses, only commands.

#565

No one has ever spoken during review of Chuck Norris' code and lived to tell about it.