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Chuck Norris hit 11 out of 10 targets, with 9 bullets.
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Chuck Norris writes code that optimizes itself.
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Chuck Norris doesn't needs try-catch, exceptions are too afraid to raise.
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Once Chuck Norris and Superman had a competition. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants.
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Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you...Forty seven times.
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Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... A suicide.
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Chuck Norris' unit tests don't run. They die.
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July 4th is Independence day. And the day Chuck Norris was born. Coincidence? I think not.
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To Chuck Norris, everything contains a vulnerability.
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Chuck Norris can make a class that is both abstract and final.
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Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground
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Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.
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