Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

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#473

A man once taunted Chuck Norris with a bag of Lay's potato chips, saying "Betcha can't eat just one!" Chuck Norris proceeded to eat the chips, the bag, and the man in one deft move.

#631

Did you know that Chuck Norris was in every Star Wars movie? He was "The Force".

#643

Chuck Norris can milk ground beef from a cow.

#720

When Chuck Norris crosses the road, the cars have to look both ways.

#185

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

#464

According to the Bible, God created the universe in six days. Before that, Chuck Norris created God by snapping his fingers.

#520

Chuck Norris does not need to know about class factory pattern. He can instantiate interfaces.

#600

Chuck Norris causes the Windows Blue Screen of Death.

#447

Chuck Norris' dick is so big, it has it's own dick, and that dick is still bigger than yours.

#335

The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.

#677

Chuck Norris doesn't listen to heavy metal, he eats it for breakfast.

#726

Chuck Norris doesn't have good aim. His bullets just know better than to miss.