Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#419

Chuck Norris once rode a nine foot grizzly bear through an automatic car wash, instead of taking a shower.

#459

Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.

#565

No one has ever spoken during review of Chuck Norris' code and lived to tell about it.

#585

Product Owners never argue with Chuck Norris after he demonstrates the DropKick feature.

#147

Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.

#184

Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.

#88

Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.

#709

Chuck Norris can rip a page out of Facebook.

#124

Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

#533

Chuck Norris can binary search unsorted data.

#299

Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Chuck Norris. He only has two needs: killing people and finding people to kill.

#701

Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.