Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#171

Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.

#545

Chuck Norris can spawn threads that complete before they are started.

#188

Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies closer. Close enough to drop them with one round house kick to the face.

#328

Chuck Norris does, in fact, live in a round house.

#481

Chuck Norris wipes his ass with chain mail and sandpaper.

#702

Chuck Norris finished the neverending story.

#505

It works on my machine always holds true for Chuck Norris.

#375

Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.

#667

The French talk to Chuck Norris in English.

#526

Chuck Norris solved the Travelling Salesman problem in O(1) time. Here's the pseudo-code: Break salesman into N pieces. Kick each piece to a different city.

#442

Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

#490

All arrays Chuck Norris declares are of infinite size, because Chuck Norris knows no bounds.