Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#459

Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.

#583

Chuck Norris does infinite loops in 4 seconds.

#246

There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.

#455

Love does not hurt. Chuck Norris does.

#91

Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle - you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.

#145

When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.

#274

Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.

#415

Chuck Norris has to register every part of his body as a separate lethal weapon. His spleen is considered a concealed weapon in over 50 states.

#226

Some kids play Kick the can. Chuck Norris played Kick the keg.

#511

Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.

#426

Chuck Norris' penis is a third degree blackbelt, and an honorable 32nd-degree mason.

#361

All roads lead to Chuck Norris. And by the transitive property, a roundhouse kick to the face.