Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

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#245

The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.

#728

Chuck Norris has won the lifetime achievement award...twice.

#332

The only sure things are Death and Taxes and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.

#649

Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.

#431

Chuck Norris was the orginal sculptor of Mount Rushmore. He completed the entire project using only a bottle opener and a drywall trowel.

#283

When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.

#341

70% of a human's weight is water. 70% of Chuck Norris' weight is his dick.

#395

Some people ask for a Kleenex when they sneeze, Chuck Norris asks for a body bag.

#323

Chuck Norris does not kick ass and take names. In fact, Chuck Norris kicks ass and assigns the corpse a number. It is currently recorded to be in the billions.

#711

What is the last thing that goes through the head of any Chuck Norris victim? His foot.

#686

Chuck Norris can look at you in a tone of voice.

#186

Chuck Norris invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sexual intercourse, and football-- in that order.