Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#400

Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.

#536

Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.

#445

Chuck Norris is not Irish. His hair is soaked in the blood of his victims.

#769

Chuck norris can start a fire with ice cubes

#318

He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.

#137

Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.

#262

That's not Chuck Norris doing push-ups -- that's Chuck Norris moving the Earth away from the path of a deadly asteroid.

#393

When in a bar, you can order a drink called a "Chuck Norris". It is also known as a "Bloody Mary", if your name happens to be Mary.

#328

Chuck Norris does, in fact, live in a round house.

#605

Only Chuck Norris shuts down websites without due process, not SOPA or PIPA.

#630

There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris.

#323

Chuck Norris does not kick ass and take names. In fact, Chuck Norris kicks ass and assigns the corpse a number. It is currently recorded to be in the billions.