Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

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#382

Chuck Norris qualified with a top speed of 324 mph at the Daytona 500, without a car.

#220

Chuck Norris doesn't play god. Playing is for children.

#468

Chuck Norris is not Politically Correct. He is just Correct. Always.

#650

Chuck Norris makes onions cry.

#149

For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.

#135

Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.

#689

Chuck Norris once bought Chicago pizza in Seattle.

#259

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.

#706

When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

#183

Chuck Norris once worked as a weatherman for the San Diego evening news. Every night he would make the same forecast: Partly cloudy with a 75% chance of Pain.

#239

If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.

#683

Miss Daisy drove Chuck Norris.