Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

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#94

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.

#704

Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.

#158

In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.

#405

The word 'Kill' was invented by Chuck Norris. Other words were 'Die', 'Beer', and 'What'.

#33

Coroners refer to dead people as "ABC's". Already Been Chucked.

#697

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

#156

Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.

#81

There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.

#495

Chuck Norris' first program was kill -9.

#334

With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.

#684

Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.

#621

Chuck Norris tears can cure the cancer, but the sad thing is Chuck Norris never cries.