There is no April 1st in Chuck Norris' calendar, because no one can fool him.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#364

In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease"

#536

Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.

#661

Chuck Norris irons his trousers with them still on.

#337

Chuck Norris has never been in a fight, ever. Do you call one roundhouse kick to the face a fight?

#701

Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.

#651

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.

#596

Chuck Norris' unit tests don't run. They die.

#238

If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.

#304

Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.

#27

Chuck Norris just says "no" to drugs. If he said "yes", it would collapse Colombia's infrastructure.

#621

Chuck Norris tears can cure the cancer, but the sad thing is Chuck Norris never cries.

#349

The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.