There is no April 1st in Chuck Norris' calendar, because no one can fool him.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#656

Chuck Norris can go past the Character limit.

#197

Chuck Norris built a better mousetrap, but the world was too frightened to beat a path to his door.

#446

In the movie "The Matrix", Chuck Norris is the Matrix. If you pay close attention in the green "falling code" scenes, you can make out the faint texture of his beard.

#527

No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.

#502

Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.

#108

Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

#714

When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.

#423

Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.

#104

A handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

#506

Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.

#275

Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.

#677

Chuck Norris doesn't listen to heavy metal, he eats it for breakfast.