Roundhouse your way through 682 Chuck Norris facts

There is no April 1st in Chuck Norris' calendar, because no one can fool him.

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There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.

All arrays Chuck Norris declares are of infinite size, because Chuck Norris knows no bounds.

One day Chuck Norris walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.

In the Beginning there was nothing … then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.

Chuck Norris' keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.

There is no Esc key on Chuck Norris' keyboard, because no one escapes Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris' brain waves are suspected to be harmful to cell phones.

If you try to kill -9 Chuck Norris' programs, it backfires.

There are no such things as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.