There is no April 1st in Chuck Norris' calendar, because no one can fool him.

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#676

Chuck Norris has size ten feet but wears size three shoes.

#356

When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.

#355

Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.

#357

Chuck Norris can win a game of Trivial Pursuit with one roll of the dice, and without answering a single question... just a nod of the head, and a stroke of the beard.

#419

Chuck Norris once rode a nine foot grizzly bear through an automatic car wash, instead of taking a shower.

#33

Coroners refer to dead people as "ABC's". Already Been Chucked.

#389

Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

#725

Chuck Norris can read and write emails from a typewriter.

#292

Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris.

#358

182,000 Americans die from Chuck Norris-related accidents every year.

#618

Once death had a near Chuck Norris experience.

#589

Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.