There is no April 1st in Chuck Norris' calendar, because no one can fool him. 279 277 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 50% approval (556 votes)
Tom Clancy has to pay royalties to Chuck Norris because "The Sum of All Fears" is the name of Chuck Norris' autobiography.
The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.
The phrase 'break a leg' was originally coined by Chuck Norris' co-stars in Walker, Texas Ranger as a good luck charm, indicating that a broken leg might be the worst extent of their injuries. This never proved to be the case.