There is no April 1st in Chuck Norris' calendar, because no one can fool him.

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#664

To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Chuck Norris.

#424

When Arnold says "I'll be back" in Terminator movie it is implied that he's going to ask Chuck Norris for help.

#197

Chuck Norris built a better mousetrap, but the world was too frightened to beat a path to his door.

#670

Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.

#342

Jean-Claude Van Damme once kicked Chuck Norris' ass. He was then awakened from his dream by a roundhouse kick to the face.

#109

What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.

#641

Chuck Norris once arm-wrestled himself ... and won.

#177

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

#560

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

#390

Chuck Norris owns a chain of fast-food restaurants throughout the southwest. They serve nothing but barbecue-flavored ice cream and Hot Pockets.

#607

Chuck Norris already went to Moon and Mars, that's why there are no signs of life.

#353

Chuck Norris knows everything there is to know - Except for the definition of mercy.