There is no April 1st in Chuck Norris' calendar, because no one can fool him.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#555

Chuck Norris compresses his files by doing a flying round house kick to the hard drive.

#170

You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In actuality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.

#306

How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Just one. From Chuck Norris.

#626

Chuck Norris doesn't need a keyboard he tells the computer to write something and it does.

#186

Chuck Norris invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sexual intercourse, and football-- in that order.

#325

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked her into a glacier.

#598

Chuck Norris doesn't need an account. He just logs in.

#377

There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.

#690

Chuck Norris caught a bullet by blinking.

#462

When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.

#574

Don't worry about tests, Chuck Norris' test cases cover your code too.

#346

MacGyver immediately tried to make a bomb out of some Q-Tips and Gatorade, but Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the solar plexus. MacGyver promptly threw up his own heart.