Roundhouse your way through 682 Chuck Norris facts

There is no April 1st in Chuck Norris' calendar, because no one can fool him.

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Chuck Norris doesn't have pubic hairs because hair doesn't grow on balls of steel.

All arrays Chuck Norris declares are of infinite size, because Chuck Norris knows no bounds.

Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

The reason Superman flies is because he knows Chuck Norris is on the ground.

There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.

The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.

Chuck Norris never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.

In the Beginning there was nothing … then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.

Chuck Norris knows everything there is to know - Except for the definition of mercy.

Chuck Norris' dick is so big, it has it's own dick, and that dick is still bigger than yours.

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.