There is no April 1st in Chuck Norris' calendar, because no one can fool him.

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#330

4 out of 5 doctors fail to recommend Chuck Norris as a solution to most problems. Also, 80% of doctors die unexplained, needlessly brutal deaths.

#396

There's an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris.... Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first.

#285

Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes.

#456

The term "Cleveland Steamer" got its name from Chuck Norris, when he took a dump while visiting the Rock and Roll Hall of fame and buried northern Ohio under a glacier of fecal matter.

#434

For Spring Break '05, Chuck Norris drove to Madagascar, riding a chariot pulled by two electric eels.

#291

Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people.

#499

Chuck Norris can write infinite recursion functions and have them return.

#557

Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square.

#501

The only pattern Chuck Norris knows is God Object.

#483

Chuck Norris describes human beings as "a sociable holder for blood and guts".

#179

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

#744

Chuck Norris once ran around the Earth so fast he was able to roundhouse kick himself in the ass.