There is no April 1st in Chuck Norris' calendar, because no one can fool him.

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#320

The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.

#21

When J. Robert Oppenheimer said "I am become death, the destroyer Of worlds", He was not referring to the atomic bomb. He was referring to the Chuck Norris halloween costume he was wearing.

#306

How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Just one. From Chuck Norris.

#68

Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

#568

Chuck Norris can dereference NULL.

#222

Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.

#670

Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.

#309

When Chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders.

#672

Chuck Norris can laugh with a straight face.

#706

When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

#15

Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life.

#137

Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.