There is no April 1st in Chuck Norris' calendar, because no one can fool him.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#231

Chuck Norris once pulled out a single hair from his beard and skewered three men through the heart with it.

#232

In an act of great philanthropy, Chuck made a generous donation to the American Cancer Society. He donated 6,000 dead bodies for scientific research.

#63

In the Beginning there was nothing … then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.

#511

Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.

#233

Chuck Norris' favourite cut of meat is the roundhouse.

#176

James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.

#110

Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.

#68

Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

#389

Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

#530

Chuck Norris doesn't need to use AJAX because pages are too afraid to postback anyways.

#526

Chuck Norris solved the Travelling Salesman problem in O(1) time. Here's the pseudo-code: Break salesman into N pieces. Kick each piece to a different city.

#235

Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.