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There is no April 1st in Chuck Norris' calendar, because no one can fool him.

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There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.

With Chuck Norris P = NP. There's no nondeterminism with Chuck Norris decisions.

Chuck Norris' house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.

Chuck Norris' penis is a third degree blackbelt, and an honorable 32nd-degree mason.

Chuck Norris' favorite cereal is Kellogg's Nails 'N' Gravel.

Guantuanamo Bay, Cuba, is the military code-word for "Chuck Norris' basement"

Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.

Let the Bodies Hit the Floor was originally written as Chuck Norris' theme song.

Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.

There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.