There is no April 1st in Chuck Norris' calendar, because no one can fool him.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#327

They had to edit the first ending of 'Lone Wolf McQuade' after Chuck Norris kicked David Carradine's ass, then proceeded to barbecue and eat him.

#729

Chuck Norris runs laps around his opponent, in a drag race.

#188

Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies closer. Close enough to drop them with one round house kick to the face.

#573

Chuck Norris uses canvas in IE.

#115

The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.

#183

Chuck Norris once worked as a weatherman for the San Diego evening news. Every night he would make the same forecast: Partly cloudy with a 75% chance of Pain.

#659

Chuck Norris' cat has 10 lives.

#370

When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.

#477

Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

#494

Chuck Norris doesn't need garbage collection because he doesn't call .Dispose(), he calls .DropKick().

#657

Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.

#80

Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.