There is no April 1st in Chuck Norris' calendar, because no one can fool him.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#193

Using his trademark roundhouse kick, Chuck Norris once made a fieldgoal in RJ Stadium in Tampa Bay from the 50 yard line of Qualcomm stadium in San Diego.

#452

One time, at band camp, Chuck Norris ate a percussionist.

#501

The only pattern Chuck Norris knows is God Object.

#254

Chuck Norris was what Willis was talkin' about.

#82

When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.

#324

One time, Chuck Norris accidentally stubbed his toe. It destroyed the entire state of Ohio.

#309

When Chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders.

#542

Chuck Norris insists on strongly-typed programming languages.

#396

There's an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris.... Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first.

#337

Chuck Norris has never been in a fight, ever. Do you call one roundhouse kick to the face a fight?

#405

The word 'Kill' was invented by Chuck Norris. Other words were 'Die', 'Beer', and 'What'.

#52

Chuck Norris' log statements are always at the FATAL level.