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There is no April 1st in Chuck Norris' calendar, because no one can fool him.
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Using his trademark roundhouse kick, Chuck Norris once made a fieldgoal in RJ Stadium in Tampa Bay from the 50 yard line of Qualcomm stadium in San Diego.
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One time, at band camp, Chuck Norris ate a percussionist.
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The only pattern Chuck Norris knows is God Object.
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Chuck Norris was what Willis was talkin' about.
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When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.
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One time, Chuck Norris accidentally stubbed his toe. It destroyed the entire state of Ohio.
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When Chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders.
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Chuck Norris insists on strongly-typed programming languages.
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There's an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris.... Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first.
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Chuck Norris has never been in a fight, ever. Do you call one roundhouse kick to the face a fight?
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The word 'Kill' was invented by Chuck Norris. Other words were 'Die', 'Beer', and 'What'.
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Chuck Norris' log statements are always at the FATAL level.
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