There is no April 1st in Chuck Norris' calendar, because no one can fool him.

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#386

Chuck Norris' credit cards have no limit. Last weekend, he maxed them out.

#79

Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.

#734

When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

#232

In an act of great philanthropy, Chuck made a generous donation to the American Cancer Society. He donated 6,000 dead bodies for scientific research.

#685

Chuck Norris CAN count his chickens before they hatch.

#90

In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.

#453

Chuck Norris doesn't say "who's your daddy", because he knows the answer.

#152

Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

#409

Who let the dogs out? Chuck Norris let the dogs out... and then roundhouse kicked them through an Oldsmobile.

#225

Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

#158

In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.

#605

Only Chuck Norris shuts down websites without due process, not SOPA or PIPA.