There is no April 1st in Chuck Norris' calendar, because no one can fool him.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#680

Chuck fires a 6-round revolver 7 times.

#231

Chuck Norris once pulled out a single hair from his beard and skewered three men through the heart with it.

#556

Chuck Norris solved the halting problem.

#206

Superman once watched an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. He then cried himself to sleep.

#154

Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.

#226

Some kids play Kick the can. Chuck Norris played Kick the keg.

#572

Chuck Norris is the ultimate mutex, all threads fear him.

#509

Chuck Norris' beard can type 140 wpm.

#374

As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.

#743

The moon's shadow doesn't dare follow Chuck Norris.

#545

Chuck Norris can spawn threads that complete before they are started.

#244

Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with a mixture of iron shavings, industrial paint remover, and wood-grain alcohol.