There is no April 1st in Chuck Norris' calendar, because no one can fool him.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#348

Chuck Norris eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow.

#229

When Chuck Norris was a baby, he didn't suck his mother's breast. His mother served him whiskey, straight out of the bottle.

#397

A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.

#741

Chuck Norris can suck a garden hose through a golf ball.

#554

Chuck Norris doesn't use a computer because a computer does everything slower than Chuck Norris.

#95

Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.

#526

Chuck Norris solved the Travelling Salesman problem in O(1) time. Here's the pseudo-code: Break salesman into N pieces. Kick each piece to a different city.

#283

When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.

#358

182,000 Americans die from Chuck Norris-related accidents every year.

#132

Chuck Norris' house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.

#300

The truth will set you free. Unless Chuck Norris has you, in which case, forget it buddy!

#426

Chuck Norris' penis is a third degree blackbelt, and an honorable 32nd-degree mason.