There is no April 1st in Chuck Norris' calendar, because no one can fool him. 279 277 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 50% approval (556 votes)
Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.
Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.
In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
If Chuck Norris were to travel to an alternate dimension in which there was another Chuck Norris and they both fought, they would both win.