There is no April 1st in Chuck Norris' calendar, because no one can fool him.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#522

For Chuck Norris, NP-Hard = O(1).

#71

Chuck Norris appeared in the ‘Street Fighter II’ video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this “glitch,” Chuck Norris replied, “That’s no glitch.”

#223

Chuck Norris won super bowls VII and VIII singlehandedly before unexpectedly retiring to pursue a career in ass-kicking.

#613

Chuck Norris can make onions cry.

#479

Chuck Norris is the only man who has, literally, beaten the odds. With his fists.

#640

Jaws stays on the beach when Chuck Norris swims.

#236

In a recent survey it was discovered the 94% of American women lost their virginity to Chuck Norris. The other 6% were incredibly fat or ugly.

#457

Chuck Norris once round-house kicked a salesman. Over the phone.

#91

Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle - you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.

#163

Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.

#61

Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.

#270

Chuck Norris invented the internet, just so he had a place to store his porn.