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There is no April 1st in Chuck Norris' calendar, because no one can fool him.
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Only Chuck Norris can prevent forest fires.
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Chuck Norris bit the apple logo.
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Chuck Norris once ran around the Earth so fast he was able to roundhouse kick himself in the ass.
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The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.
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Chuck Norris breaks RSA 128-bit encrypted codes in milliseconds.
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Chuck Norris hosting is 101% uptime guaranteed.
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They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.
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Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.
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Chuck Norris runs laps around his opponent, in a drag race.
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Chuck Norris was banned from competitive bullriding after a 1992 exhibition in San Antonio, when he rode the bull 1,346 miles from Texas to Milwaukee Wisconsin to pick up his dry cleaning.
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Thunder is the sound caused by Chuck Norris kicking Lightning's ass.
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Chuck Norris' testicles do not produce sperm. They produce tiny white ninjas that recognize only one mission: seek and destroy.
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