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There is no April 1st in Chuck Norris' calendar, because no one can fool him.
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Chuck Norris has size ten feet but wears size three shoes.
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When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.
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Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.
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Chuck Norris can win a game of Trivial Pursuit with one roll of the dice, and without answering a single question... just a nod of the head, and a stroke of the beard.
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Chuck Norris once rode a nine foot grizzly bear through an automatic car wash, instead of taking a shower.
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Coroners refer to dead people as "ABC's". Already Been Chucked.
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Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
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Chuck Norris can read and write emails from a typewriter.
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Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris.
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182,000 Americans die from Chuck Norris-related accidents every year.
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Once death had a near Chuck Norris experience.
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Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.
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