There is no April 1st in Chuck Norris' calendar, because no one can fool him.

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#542

Chuck Norris insists on strongly-typed programming languages.

#354

Scientifically speaking, it is impossible to charge Chuck Norris with obstruction of justice. This is because even Chuck Norris cannot be in two places at the same time.

#652

When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.

#586

Chuck Norris killed two stones with one bird.

#249

Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.

#70

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light

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The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.

#521

The class object inherits from Chuck Norris

#135

Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.

#96

Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.

#708

Chuck Norris died years ago, but the grim reaper can’t pick up the courage to tell him.

#309

When Chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders.