The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.

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#53

Chuck Norris' database has only one table, 'Kick', which he DROPs frequently.

#186

Chuck Norris invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sexual intercourse, and football-- in that order.

#701

Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.

#617

Chuck Norris can drown a fish.

#301

Kryptonite has been found to contain trace elements of Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks to the face. This is why it is so deadly to Superman.

#302

Saddam Hussein was not found hiding in a hole. Saddam was roundhouse-kicked in the head by Chuck Norris in Kansas, which sent him through the earth, stopping just short of the surface of Iraq.

#711

What is the last thing that goes through the head of any Chuck Norris victim? His foot.

#552

Chuck Norris does not need to type-cast. The Chuck-Norris Compiler (CNC) sees through things. All way down. Always.

#640

Jaws stays on the beach when Chuck Norris swims.

#214

Chuck Norris did in fact, build Rome in a day.

#668

Chuck Norris once thought he was wrong. He was, however, mistaken.

#13

If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.