The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.

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#531

Chuck Norris doesn't use reflection, reflection asks politely for his help.

#400

Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.

#687

Chuck Norris can break water in half.

#484

Chuck Norris likes his ice like he likes his skulls: crushed.

#27

Chuck Norris just says "no" to drugs. If he said "yes", it would collapse Colombia's infrastructure.

#695

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

#469

Mr. T pities the fool. Chuck Norris rips the fool's head off.

#426

Chuck Norris' penis is a third degree blackbelt, and an honorable 32nd-degree mason.

#435

The Manhattan Project was not intended to create nuclear weapons, it was meant to recreate the destructive power in a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick. They didn't even come close.

#616

Once Chuck Norris signed a cheque and the bank bounced.

#156

Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.

#148

Chuck Norris doesnt shave, he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.