The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales. 298 321 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 48% approval (619 votes)
Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken.
Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick faster than the speed of light. This means that if you turn on a light switch, you will be dead before the lightbulb turns on.
Chuck Norris once pulled out a single hair from his beard and skewered three men through the heart with it.