The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.

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Chuck Norris is the only person to ever win a staring contest against Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder.

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Chuck Norris' beard can type 140 wpm.

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Once a police officer caught Chuck Norris, the cop was lucky enough to escape with a warning.

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What many people dont know is Chuck Norris is the founder of planned parenthood. Not even unborn children can escape his wrath.

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Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

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Code runs faster when Chuck Norris watches it.

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Chuck Norris runs laps around his opponent, in a drag race.

#568

Chuck Norris can dereference NULL.

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When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.

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Using his trademark roundhouse kick, Chuck Norris once made a fieldgoal in RJ Stadium in Tampa Bay from the 50 yard line of Qualcomm stadium in San Diego.

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Chuck Norris' brain waves are suspected to be harmful to cell phones.

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Chuck Norris was exposed to the Coronavirus. The virus is now in quarantine for two weeks.