The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#490

All arrays Chuck Norris declares are of infinite size, because Chuck Norris knows no bounds.

#370

When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.

#395

Some people ask for a Kleenex when they sneeze, Chuck Norris asks for a body bag.

#526

Chuck Norris solved the Travelling Salesman problem in O(1) time. Here's the pseudo-code: Break salesman into N pieces. Kick each piece to a different city.

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Chuck Norris can kill seven with one blow. By literally blowing on them.

#364

In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease"

#274

Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.

#25

When Chuck Norris says "More cowbell", he MEANS it.

#771

Thunder is the sound caused by Chuck Norris kicking Lightning's ass.

#641

Chuck Norris once arm-wrestled himself ... and won.

#688

If Chuck Norris were a vegetable he'd be a Chuck Norris.

#701

Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.