The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales. 298 321 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 48% approval (619 votes)
Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.
In the Beginning there was nothing … then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.
Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick faster than the speed of light. This means that if you turn on a light switch, you will be dead before the lightbulb turns on.
Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.
There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris.