The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales. 298 321 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 48% approval (619 votes)
There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris kills anyone that asks: "Do you want fries with that?". Because by now everyone should know that Chuck doesn't want fries with anything. Ever.
In the Beginning there was nothing … then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.
According to the Bible, God created the universe in six days. Before that, Chuck Norris created God by snapping his fingers.