The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#587

Chuck Norris can speak Braille.

#397

A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.

#688

If Chuck Norris were a vegetable he'd be a Chuck Norris.

#666

Chuck Norris' bones break sticks and stones.

#724

Chuck Norris can play Xbox 360 with a PS3 controller.

#741

Chuck Norris can suck a garden hose through a golf ball.

#683

Miss Daisy drove Chuck Norris.

#677

Chuck Norris doesn't listen to heavy metal, he eats it for breakfast.

#202

Chuck Norris is currently suing myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

#627

Chuck Norris once pissed in a gas tank of a semi truck as a joke - that truck is now know as Optimus Prime.

#153

When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.

#573

Chuck Norris uses canvas in IE.