The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#243

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.

#441

Let the Bodies Hit the Floor was originally written as Chuck Norris' theme song.

#279

Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.

#162

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

#458

The pen is mightier than the sword, but only if the pen is held by Chuck Norris.

#382

Chuck Norris qualified with a top speed of 324 mph at the Daytona 500, without a car.

#263

Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover.

#154

Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.

#533

Chuck Norris can binary search unsorted data.

#248

The US did not boycott the 1980 Summer Olympics in Moscow due to political reasons: Chuck Norris killed the entire US team with a single round-house kick during TaeKwonDo practice.

#412

Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.

#645

Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.