The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#468

Chuck Norris is not Politically Correct. He is just Correct. Always.

#725

Chuck Norris can read and write emails from a typewriter.

#27

Chuck Norris just says "no" to drugs. If he said "yes", it would collapse Colombia's infrastructure.

#152

Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

#256

Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

#368

The First rule of Chuck Norris is: you do not talk about Chuck Norris.

#597

Chuck Norris sits at the stand-up.

#627

Chuck Norris once pissed in a gas tank of a semi truck as a joke - that truck is now know as Optimus Prime.

#541

Chuck Norris' programs never exit, they terminate.

#121

Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.

#696

When Chuck Norris claps his hands thunder stays quiet.

#33

Coroners refer to dead people as "ABC's". Already Been Chucked.