The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.

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COVID-19 is desperate to develop a vaccine against Chuck Norris.

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The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

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The term "Cleveland Steamer" got its name from Chuck Norris, when he took a dump while visiting the Rock and Roll Hall of fame and buried northern Ohio under a glacier of fecal matter.

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Knock knock, who's there? Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris who? Sorry, joke is over when Chuck Norris gets involved!

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Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you...Forty seven times.

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Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.

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If you work in an office with Chuck Norris, don't ask him for his three-hole-punch.

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Chuck Norris' favorite cereal is Kellogg's Nails 'N' Gravel.

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Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.

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Chuck Norris makes onions cry.

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With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.

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Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.