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The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.
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Every SQL statement that Chuck Norris codes has an implicit "COMMIT" in its end.
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In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus AND the jeep.
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If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.
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The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-. These are also Chuck Norris' initials. This is not a coincidence.
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Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a Chuck Norris glare will liquefy your kidneys.
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Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.
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Chuck Norris bit the apple logo.
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Chuck Norris was exposed to the Coronavirus. The virus is now in quarantine for two weeks.
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It works on my machine always holds true for Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris was a baby, he didn't suck his mother's breast. His mother served him whiskey, straight out of the bottle.
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Chuck Norris doesn't listen to heavy metal, he eats it for breakfast.
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