The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.

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#338

There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.

#230

According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.

#130

When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

#560

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

#527

No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.

#743

The moon's shadow doesn't dare follow Chuck Norris.

#611

Chuck Norris died before 20 years, Death doesn't have the courage to tell him yet.

#207

Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks.

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The movie "Delta Force" was extremely hard to make because Chuck had to downplay his abilities. The first few cuts were completely unbelievable.

#564

No one has ever pair-programmed with Chuck Norris and lived to tell about it.

#353

Chuck Norris knows everything there is to know - Except for the definition of mercy.

#635

Chuck Norris once sold eBay to eBay on eBay.