The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales. 298 321 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 48% approval (619 votes)
There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris does not need to type-cast. The Chuck-Norris Compiler (CNC) sees through things. All way down. Always.
Chuck Norris once pulled out a single hair from his beard and skewered three men through the heart with it.
Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.
The only sure things are Death and Taxes and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.