The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#682

Chuck Norris voids warranties.

#687

Chuck Norris can break water in half.

#685

Chuck Norris CAN count his chickens before they hatch.

#243

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.

#112

Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

#630

There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris.

#377

There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.

#300

The truth will set you free. Unless Chuck Norris has you, in which case, forget it buddy!

#531

Chuck Norris doesn't use reflection, reflection asks politely for his help.

#90

In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.

#588

Chuck Norris can over-write a locked variable.

#132

Chuck Norris' house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.