The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#353

Chuck Norris knows everything there is to know - Except for the definition of mercy.

#368

The First rule of Chuck Norris is: you do not talk about Chuck Norris.

#705

Chuck Norris can read a book in his sleep.

#190

Scotty in Star Trek often says "Ye cannae change the laws of physics. This is untrue. Chuck Norris can change the laws of physics. With his fists.

#68

Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

#594

Chuck Norris can read from an input stream.

#148

Chuck Norris doesnt shave, he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.

#257

Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground

#474

Chuck Norris' favorite cereal is Kellogg's Nails 'N' Gravel.

#404

We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.

#725

Chuck Norris can read and write emails from a typewriter.

#81

There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.