The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#668

Chuck Norris once thought he was wrong. He was, however, mistaken.

#307

Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

#353

Chuck Norris knows everything there is to know - Except for the definition of mercy.

#686

Chuck Norris can look at you in a tone of voice.

#557

Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square.

#266

How many Chuck Norris' does it take to change a light bulb? None, Chuck Norris prefers to kill in the dark.

#391

Chuck Norris doesn't chew gum. Chuck Norris chews tin foil.

#365

Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.

#312

Chuck Norris used to play baseball. When Babe Ruth was hailed as the better player, Chuck Norris killed him with a baseball bat to the throat. Lou Gehrig got off easy.

#682

Chuck Norris voids warranties.

#457

Chuck Norris once round-house kicked a salesman. Over the phone.

#529

Chuck Norris can write multi-threaded applications with a single thread.