The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.

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#377

There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.

#28

When God said, "let there be light", Chuck Norris said, "say 'please'.

#353

Chuck Norris knows everything there is to know - Except for the definition of mercy.

#675

Chuck Norris can bake in a Freezer.

#198

The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured Chuck Norris instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as Chuck roundhouse-kicked Sauron's ass halfway through the first chapter.

#630

There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris.

#291

Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people.

#82

When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.

#547

Chuck Norris can install iTunes without installing Quicktime.

#613

Chuck Norris can make onions cry.

#550

Chuck Norris can compile syntax errors.

#292

Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris.