The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#600

Chuck Norris causes the Windows Blue Screen of Death.

#747

When Chuck Norris crosses the road, cars look both ways.

#654

Chuck Norris can dry his hair under water.

#544

Chuck Norris programs occupy 150% of CPU, even when they are not executing.

#465

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in ravioli. He stuffs a live turtle with beef and smothers it in pig's blood.

#388

A man once claimed Chuck Norris kicked his ass twice, but it was promptly dismissed as false - no one could survive it the first time.

#603

Chuck Norris could use anything in java.util.* to kill you, including the javadocs.

#63

In the Beginning there was nothing … then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.

#141

Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.

#587

Chuck Norris can speak Braille.

#579

Chuck Norris types with one finger. He points it at the keyboard and the keyboard does the rest.

#448

They say curiosity killed the cat. This is false. Chuck Norris killed the cat. Every single one of them.