There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#148

Chuck Norris doesnt shave, he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.

#374

As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.

#618

Once death had a near Chuck Norris experience.

#362

July 4th is Independence day. And the day Chuck Norris was born. Coincidence? I think not.

#189

There is in fact an 'I' in Norris, but there is no 'team'. Not even close.

#570

A diff between your code and Chuck Norris' is infinite.

#117

Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.

#415

Chuck Norris has to register every part of his body as a separate lethal weapon. His spleen is considered a concealed weapon in over 50 states.

#712

Mike Tyson chipped a tooth on Chuck Norris' ear.

#479

Chuck Norris is the only man who has, literally, beaten the odds. With his fists.

#689

Chuck Norris once bought Chicago pizza in Seattle.

#252

Do you know why Baskin Robbins only has 31 flavors? Because Chuck Norris doesn't like Fudge Ripple.