There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.

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#155

On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.

#261

Chuck Norris shot the sheriff, but he round house kicked the deputy.

#500

Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.

#591

Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.

#126

There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.

#233

Chuck Norris' favourite cut of meat is the roundhouse.

#149

For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.

#573

Chuck Norris uses canvas in IE.

#465

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in ravioli. He stuffs a live turtle with beef and smothers it in pig's blood.

#86

In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.

#568

Chuck Norris can dereference NULL.

#529

Chuck Norris can write multi-threaded applications with a single thread.