There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#670

Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.

#430

The Drummer for Def Leppard's only got one arm. Chuck Norris needed a back scratcher.

#103

Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia.

#438

TNT was originally developed by Chuck Norris to cure indigestion.

#662

Chuck Norris will make your hair grow faster than Rogaine.

#416

A movie scene depicting Chuck Norris losing a fight with Bruce Lee was the product of history's most expensive visual effect. When adjusted for inflation, the effect cost more than the Gross National Product of Paraguay.

#542

Chuck Norris insists on strongly-typed programming languages.

#241

Chuck Norris' show is called Walker: Texas Ranger, because Chuck Norris doesn't run.

#319

The best-laid plans of mice and men often go awry. Even the worst-laid plans of Chuck Norris come off without a hitch.

#516

Chuck Norris doesn't need sudo, he just types "Chuck Norris" before his commands.

#559

With Chuck Norris P = NP. There's no nondeterminism with Chuck Norris decisions.

#222

Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.