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There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.
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All arrays Chuck Norris declares are of infinite size, because Chuck Norris knows no bounds.
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Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.
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When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.
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Chuck Norris can kick through all 6 degrees of separation, hitting anyone, anywhere, in the face, at any time.
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An anagram for Walker Texas Ranger is KARATE WRANGLER SEX. I don't know what that is, but it sounds AWESOME.
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We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.
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All roads lead to Chuck Norris. And by the transitive property, a roundhouse kick to the face.
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Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.
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Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
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Chuck Norris can over-write a locked variable.
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The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.
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