There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#86

In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.

#390

Chuck Norris owns a chain of fast-food restaurants throughout the southwest. They serve nothing but barbecue-flavored ice cream and Hot Pockets.

#495

Chuck Norris' first program was kill -9.

#73

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

#690

Chuck Norris caught a bullet by blinking.

#68

Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

#161

Archaeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined victim as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"

#662

Chuck Norris will make your hair grow faster than Rogaine.

#545

Chuck Norris can spawn threads that complete before they are started.

#675

Chuck Norris can bake in a Freezer.

#13

If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.

#304

Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.