There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#178

Thousands of years ago Chuck Norris came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decendents now have white hair.

#477

Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

#260

It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.

#436

Chuck Norris has banned rainbows from the state of North Dakota.

#205

Chuck Norris proved that we are alone in the universe. We weren't before his first space expedition.

#703

Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.

#124

Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

#367

In the Words of Julius Caesar, "Veni, Vidi, Vici, Chuck Norris". Translation: I came, I saw, and I was roundhouse-kicked inthe face by Chuck Norris.

#333

Chuck Norris' first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors.

#243

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.

#217

Ninjas want to grow up to be just like Chuck Norris. But usually they grow up just to be killed by Chuck Norris.

#711

What is the last thing that goes through the head of any Chuck Norris victim? His foot.