There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.

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#449

There is no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who has never met Chuck Norris.

#502

Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.

#488

Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold. Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.

#467

The 1972 Miami Dolphins lost one game, it was a game vs. Chuck Norris and three seven year old girls. Chuck Norris won with a roundhouse-kick to the face in overtime.

#538

Chuck Norris hosting is 101% uptime guaranteed.

#79

Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.

#285

Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes.

#705

Chuck Norris can read a book in his sleep.

#33

Coroners refer to dead people as "ABC's". Already Been Chucked.

#88

Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.

#74

MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips. Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.

#442

Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.