There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris. 245 213 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 53% approval (458 votes)
There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.
The only sure things are Death and Taxes and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.
In the Beginning there was nothing … then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.
When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesnt shave, he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.