There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#435

The Manhattan Project was not intended to create nuclear weapons, it was meant to recreate the destructive power in a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick. They didn't even come close.

#229

When Chuck Norris was a baby, he didn't suck his mother's breast. His mother served him whiskey, straight out of the bottle.

#722

Chuck Norris once won the Kentucky Derby, on foot.

#688

If Chuck Norris were a vegetable he'd be a Chuck Norris.

#473

A man once taunted Chuck Norris with a bag of Lay's potato chips, saying "Betcha can't eat just one!" Chuck Norris proceeded to eat the chips, the bag, and the man in one deft move.

#705

Chuck Norris can read a book in his sleep.

#331

Chuck Norris can skeletize a cow in two minutes.

#73

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

#362

July 4th is Independence day. And the day Chuck Norris was born. Coincidence? I think not.

#391

Chuck Norris doesn't chew gum. Chuck Norris chews tin foil.

#191

An anagram for Walker Texas Ranger is KARATE WRANGLER SEX. I don't know what that is, but it sounds AWESOME.

#525

Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.