There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#236

In a recent survey it was discovered the 94% of American women lost their virginity to Chuck Norris. The other 6% were incredibly fat or ugly.

#455

Love does not hurt. Chuck Norris does.

#743

The moon's shadow doesn't dare follow Chuck Norris.

#420

Sweating bullets is literally what happens when Chuck Norris gets too hot.

#149

For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.

#244

Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with a mixture of iron shavings, industrial paint remover, and wood-grain alcohol.

#506

Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.

#629

Chuck Norris can stand on his head. His dick-head.

#188

Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies closer. Close enough to drop them with one round house kick to the face.

#714

When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.

#115

The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.

#730

The reason Superman flies is because he knows Chuck Norris is on the ground.