There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#178

Thousands of years ago Chuck Norris came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decendents now have white hair.

#606

Chuck Norris does not need a watch, he decides what time it is.

#649

Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.

#637

Chuck Norris doesn't turn on his faucet, he stares at it until it cries.

#643

Chuck Norris can milk ground beef from a cow.

#56

Chuck Norris' brain waves are suspected to be harmful to cell phones.

#395

Some people ask for a Kleenex when they sneeze, Chuck Norris asks for a body bag.

#4

Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger. By yelling "Bang!"

#744

Chuck Norris once ran around the Earth so fast he was able to roundhouse kick himself in the ass.

#421

Chuck Norris' sperm can be seen with the naked eye. Each one is the size of a quarter.

#530

Chuck Norris doesn't need to use AJAX because pages are too afraid to postback anyways.

#283

When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.