There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris. 245 213 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 53% approval (458 votes)
In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.
Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
Two wrongs don't make a right. Unless you're Chuck Norris. Then two wrongs make a roundhouse kick to the face.
The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.