There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#490

All arrays Chuck Norris declares are of infinite size, because Chuck Norris knows no bounds.

#120

Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.

#356

When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.

#485

Chuck Norris can kick through all 6 degrees of separation, hitting anyone, anywhere, in the face, at any time.

#191

An anagram for Walker Texas Ranger is KARATE WRANGLER SEX. I don't know what that is, but it sounds AWESOME.

#404

We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.

#734

When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

#361

All roads lead to Chuck Norris. And by the transitive property, a roundhouse kick to the face.

#450

Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.

#389

Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

#588

Chuck Norris can over-write a locked variable.

#349

The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.