There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#523

Bill Gates thinks he's Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris actually laughed. Once.

#733

Santa Claus tells Chuck Norris what he wants for Christmas.

#211

There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.

#427

Chuck Norris does not follow fashion trends, they follow him. But then he turns around and kicks their ass. Nobody follows Chuck Norris.

#438

TNT was originally developed by Chuck Norris to cure indigestion.

#489

When Chuck Norris throws exceptions, it's across the room.

#670

Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.

#236

In a recent survey it was discovered the 94% of American women lost their virginity to Chuck Norris. The other 6% were incredibly fat or ugly.

#375

Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.

#251

Chuck Norris began selling the Total Gym as an ill-fated attempt to make his day-to-day opponents less laughably pathetic.

#338

There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.

#301

Kryptonite has been found to contain trace elements of Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks to the face. This is why it is so deadly to Superman.