Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#684

Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.

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A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.

#291

Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people.

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Chuck Norris causes the Windows Blue Screen of Death.

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Chuck Norris' programs never exit, they terminate.

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Chuck Norris was the orginal sculptor of Mount Rushmore. He completed the entire project using only a bottle opener and a drywall trowel.

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It's never a party without Chuck Norris.

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Champions eat wheaties for breakfast. Chuck Norris eats champions for breakfast.

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Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.

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Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?"

#581

If you try to kill -9 Chuck Norris' programs, it backfires.

#458

The pen is mightier than the sword, but only if the pen is held by Chuck Norris.