Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes.

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Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold. Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.

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Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.

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When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.

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Chuck Norris appeared in the ‘Street Fighter II’ video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this “glitch,” Chuck Norris replied, “That’s no glitch.”

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Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover.

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Chuck Norris irons his trousers with them still on.

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Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris used to play baseball. When Babe Ruth was hailed as the better player, Chuck Norris killed him with a baseball bat to the throat. Lou Gehrig got off easy.

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Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.

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Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.

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There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.