Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes.

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Chuck Norris used to play baseball. When Babe Ruth was hailed as the better player, Chuck Norris killed him with a baseball bat to the throat. Lou Gehrig got off easy.

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Chuck Norris can access private methods.

#270

Chuck Norris invented the internet, just so he had a place to store his porn.

#62

Chuck Norris breathes air … five times a day.

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Most people fear the Reaper. Chuck Norris considers him "a promising Rookie".

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Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.

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When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.

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It works on my machine always holds true for Chuck Norris.

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In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized.

#299

Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Chuck Norris. He only has two needs: killing people and finding people to kill.

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Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

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No one has ever pair-programmed with Chuck Norris and lived to tell about it.