Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes.

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Chuck Norris' programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.

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Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.

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Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.

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Chuck Norris' sperm is so badass, he had sex with Nicole Kidman, and 7 months later she prematurely gave birth to a Ford Excursion.

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Chuck Norris can speak Braille.

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If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris is the only person who can simultaneously hold and fire FIVE Uzis: One in each hand, one in each foot -- and the 5th one he roundhouse-kicks into the air, so that it sprays bullets.

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Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square.

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Chuck Norris can lock a safe and keep the key inside it.

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Chuck Norris fought the law, and Chuck Norris won.

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If you work in an office with Chuck Norris, don't ask him for his three-hole-punch.

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Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.