Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes.

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#304

Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.

#638

Chuck Norris puts sunglasses on to protect the sun from his eyes.

#198

The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured Chuck Norris instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as Chuck roundhouse-kicked Sauron's ass halfway through the first chapter.

#30

Chuck Norris' version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.

#615

Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.

#120

Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.

#598

Chuck Norris doesn't need an account. He just logs in.

#421

Chuck Norris' sperm can be seen with the naked eye. Each one is the size of a quarter.

#729

Chuck Norris runs laps around his opponent, in a drag race.

#252

Do you know why Baskin Robbins only has 31 flavors? Because Chuck Norris doesn't like Fudge Ripple.

#475

In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus AND the jeep.

#323

Chuck Norris does not kick ass and take names. In fact, Chuck Norris kicks ass and assigns the corpse a number. It is currently recorded to be in the billions.