Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes.

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#536

Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.

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When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.

#226

Some kids play Kick the can. Chuck Norris played Kick the keg.

#595

Chuck Norris never has to build his program to machine code. Machines have learnt to interpret Chuck Norris code.

#357

Chuck Norris can win a game of Trivial Pursuit with one roll of the dice, and without answering a single question... just a nod of the head, and a stroke of the beard.

#683

Miss Daisy drove Chuck Norris.

#545

Chuck Norris can spawn threads that complete before they are started.

#713

Chuck Norris drove his mom home from the hospital after she gave birth to him.

#541

Chuck Norris' programs never exit, they terminate.

#83

Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.

#185

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

#432

Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.