Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes.

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#355

Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.

#333

Chuck Norris' first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors.

#150

Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.

#356

When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.

#81

There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.

#572

Chuck Norris is the ultimate mutex, all threads fear him.

#20

Wo hu cang long. The translation from Mandarin Chinese reads: "Crouching Chuck, Hidden Norris"

#546

Chuck Norris programs do not accept input.

#101

If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

#406

The 11th commandment is "Thou shalt not piss off Chuck Norris". This commandment is rarely enforced, as it is impossible to accomplish.

#92

Faster than a speeding bullet... More powerful than a locomotive... Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... These are some of Chuck Norris' warm-up exercises.

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The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.