Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes.

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#658

Chuck Norris can eat one pringle.

#396

There's an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris.... Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first.

#357

Chuck Norris can win a game of Trivial Pursuit with one roll of the dice, and without answering a single question... just a nod of the head, and a stroke of the beard.

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Chuck Norris can cut through steak with a plastic spoon.

#380

What many people dont know is Chuck Norris is the founder of planned parenthood. Not even unborn children can escape his wrath.

#162

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

#172

The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.

#378

President Roosevelt once rode his horse 100 miles. Chuck Norris carried his the same distance in half the time.

#283

When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.

#353

Chuck Norris knows everything there is to know - Except for the definition of mercy.

#488

Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold. Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.

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When Chuck Norris says "More cowbell", he MEANS it.