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Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes.
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Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.
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Chuck Norris' first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors.
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Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.
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When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.
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There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.
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Chuck Norris is the ultimate mutex, all threads fear him.
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Wo hu cang long. The translation from Mandarin Chinese reads: "Crouching Chuck, Hidden Norris"
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Chuck Norris programs do not accept input.
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If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
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The 11th commandment is "Thou shalt not piss off Chuck Norris". This commandment is rarely enforced, as it is impossible to accomplish.
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Faster than a speeding bullet... More powerful than a locomotive... Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... These are some of Chuck Norris' warm-up exercises.
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The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.
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