Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes.

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Wo hu cang long. The translation from Mandarin Chinese reads: "Crouching Chuck, Hidden Norris"

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Chuck Norris' show is called Walker: Texas Ranger, because Chuck Norris doesn't run.

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President Roosevelt once rode his horse 100 miles. Chuck Norris carried his the same distance in half the time.

#38

The pie scene in "American Pie" is based on a dare Chuck Norris took when he was younger. However, in Chuck Norris' case, the "pie" was the molten crater of an active volcano.

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Once you go Norris, you are physically unable to go back.

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Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.

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Chuck Norris' version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.

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Chuck Norris can buy the Sunday paper on Tuesday.

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Chuck Norris is his own line at the DMV.

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Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.

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Chuck Norris hosting is 101% uptime guaranteed.

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Chuck Norris can speak Braille.