Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes.

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#681

Chuck Norris CAN talk about fight club.

#423

Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.

#71

Chuck Norris appeared in the ‘Street Fighter II’ video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this “glitch,” Chuck Norris replied, “That’s no glitch.”

#595

Chuck Norris never has to build his program to machine code. Machines have learnt to interpret Chuck Norris code.

#436

Chuck Norris has banned rainbows from the state of North Dakota.

#361

All roads lead to Chuck Norris. And by the transitive property, a roundhouse kick to the face.

#530

Chuck Norris doesn't need to use AJAX because pages are too afraid to postback anyways.

#412

Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.

#431

Chuck Norris was the orginal sculptor of Mount Rushmore. He completed the entire project using only a bottle opener and a drywall trowel.

#684

Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.

#541

Chuck Norris' programs never exit, they terminate.

#127

When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.