Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes.

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#628

Chuck Norris plays pool with comets and astroids. He shoots them into black holes.

#139

The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.

#121

Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.

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COVID-19 is desperate to develop a vaccine against Chuck Norris.

#371

Chuck Norris can be unlocked on the hardest level of Tekken. But only Chuck Norris is skilled enough to unlock himself. Then he roundhouse kicks the Playstation back to Japan.

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It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

#127

When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.

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It's widely believed that Jesus was Chuck Norris' stunt double for crucifixion due to the fact that it is impossible for nails to pierce Chuck Norris' skin.

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Chuck Norris does infinite loops in 4 seconds.

#565

No one has ever spoken during review of Chuck Norris' code and lived to tell about it.

#210

Chuck Norris does not style his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

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Chuck Norris' show is called Walker: Texas Ranger, because Chuck Norris doesn't run.