Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes.

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#281

Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

#519

Chuck Norris can instantiate an abstract class.

#38

The pie scene in "American Pie" is based on a dare Chuck Norris took when he was younger. However, in Chuck Norris' case, the "pie" was the molten crater of an active volcano.

#99

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Chuck Norris once and he will roundhouse kick you in the face.

#439

After returning from World War 2 unscrathed, Bob Dole was congratulated by Chuck Norris with a handshake. The rest is history.

#665

Chuck Norris doesn't drive, he tells the car where to go.

#31

Chuck Norris' sperm is so badass, he had sex with Nicole Kidman, and 7 months later she prematurely gave birth to a Ford Excursion.

#241

Chuck Norris' show is called Walker: Texas Ranger, because Chuck Norris doesn't run.

#187

A high tide means Chuck Norris is flying over your coast. The tide is caused by God pissing his pants.

#523

Bill Gates thinks he's Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris actually laughed. Once.

#676

Chuck Norris has size ten feet but wears size three shoes.

#567

Chuck Norris doesn't use Oracle, he is the Oracle.