Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes.

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#441

Let the Bodies Hit the Floor was originally written as Chuck Norris' theme song.

#167

Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.

#225

Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

#233

Chuck Norris' favourite cut of meat is the roundhouse.

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There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.

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Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold.

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Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.

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When in a bar, you can order a drink called a "Chuck Norris". It is also known as a "Bloody Mary", if your name happens to be Mary.

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Chuck Norris can make fire using two ice cubes.

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CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.

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All arrays Chuck Norris declares are of infinite size, because Chuck Norris knows no bounds.

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Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.