Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes.

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Chuck Norris can grill a popsicle.

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There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.

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In a tagteam match, Chuck Norris was teamed with Hulk Hogan against King Kong Bundy and Andre The Giant. He pinned all 3 at the same time.

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Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.

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Chuck Norris runs on batteries. Specifically, Die Hards.

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Chuck Norris remembers the future.

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Chuck Norris once won the Kentucky Derby, on foot.

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The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.

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A handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

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Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.

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Chuck Norris can go past the Character limit.

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If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always answers "Two seconds till". After you ask "Two seconds to what?", he roundhouse kicks you in the face.