Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#24

The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends"

#446

In the movie "The Matrix", Chuck Norris is the Matrix. If you pay close attention in the green "falling code" scenes, you can make out the faint texture of his beard.

#62

Chuck Norris breathes air … five times a day.

#547

Chuck Norris can install iTunes without installing Quicktime.

#163

Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.

#144

When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.

#441

Let the Bodies Hit the Floor was originally written as Chuck Norris' theme song.

#560

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

#449

There is no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who has never met Chuck Norris.

#640

Jaws stays on the beach when Chuck Norris swims.

#596

Chuck Norris' unit tests don't run. They die.

#439

After returning from World War 2 unscrathed, Bob Dole was congratulated by Chuck Norris with a handshake. The rest is history.