Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes.

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#264

Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken.

#434

For Spring Break '05, Chuck Norris drove to Madagascar, riding a chariot pulled by two electric eels.

#27

Chuck Norris just says "no" to drugs. If he said "yes", it would collapse Colombia's infrastructure.

#240

Fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell. He can also detect hope, as in "I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris"

#276

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

#61

Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.

#630

There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris.

#89

Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?"

#86

In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.

#643

Chuck Norris can milk ground beef from a cow.

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In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris killed that man.

#405

The word 'Kill' was invented by Chuck Norris. Other words were 'Die', 'Beer', and 'What'.