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Fact #27

Chuck Norris just says "no" to drugs. If he said "yes", it would collapse Colombia's infrastructure.

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In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe. When God said, "let there be light", Chuck Norris said, "say 'please'. When Chuck Norris says "More cowbell", he MEANS it. After taking a steroids test doctors informed Chuck Norris that he had tested positive. He laughed upon receiving this information, and said "of course my urine tested positive, what do you think they make steroids from?" Scotty in Star Trek often says "Ye cannae change the laws of physics. This is untrue. Chuck Norris can change the laws of physics. With his fists. When Arnold says "I'll be back" in Terminator movie it is implied that he's going to ask Chuck Norris for help. See Top 100

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