Chuck Norris just says "no" to drugs. If he said "yes", it would collapse Colombia's infrastructure.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#159

Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.

#401

Chuck Norris is the only person who can simultaneously hold and fire FIVE Uzis: One in each hand, one in each foot -- and the 5th one he roundhouse-kicks into the air, so that it sprays bullets.

#237

Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your ass, don?t be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.

#148

Chuck Norris doesnt shave, he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.

#507

Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.

#26

As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris."

#138

If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.

#634

Tornados occur when Chuck Norris sneezes.

#734

When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

#647

Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.

#434

For Spring Break '05, Chuck Norris drove to Madagascar, riding a chariot pulled by two electric eels.

#181

Chuck Norris is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.