Chuck Norris just says "no" to drugs. If he said "yes", it would collapse Colombia's infrastructure.

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#486

Most tough men eat nails for breakfast. Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.

#72

The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

#442

Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

#240

Fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell. He can also detect hope, as in "I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris"

#225

Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

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When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.

#452

One time, at band camp, Chuck Norris ate a percussionist.

#519

Chuck Norris can instantiate an abstract class.

#251

Chuck Norris began selling the Total Gym as an ill-fated attempt to make his day-to-day opponents less laughably pathetic.

#239

If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.

#190

Scotty in Star Trek often says "Ye cannae change the laws of physics. This is untrue. Chuck Norris can change the laws of physics. With his fists.

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The pen is mightier than the sword, but only if the pen is held by Chuck Norris.