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Chuck Norris just says "no" to drugs. If he said "yes", it would collapse Colombia's infrastructure.
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Chuck Norris can make fire using two ice cubes.
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Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
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Chuck Norris can over-write a locked variable.
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Chuck Norris is the only person to ever win a staring contest against Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder.
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Chuck Norris types with one finger. He points it at the keyboard and the keyboard does the rest.
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When Chuck Norris throws exceptions, it's across the room.
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The Drummer for Def Leppard's only got one arm. Chuck Norris needed a back scratcher.
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No one has ever spoken during review of Chuck Norris' code and lived to tell about it.
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Chuck Norris insists on strongly-typed programming languages.
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Chuck Norris once won a game of connect four in 3 moves.
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Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick).
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How many Chuck Norris' does it take to change a light bulb? None, Chuck Norris prefers to kill in the dark.
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