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Chuck Norris just says "no" to drugs. If he said "yes", it would collapse Colombia's infrastructure.
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Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.
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Coroners refer to dead people as "ABC's". Already Been Chucked.
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Chuck Norris' dick is so big, it has it's own dick, and that dick is still bigger than yours.
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Chuck Norris invented the internet, just so he had a place to store his porn.
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Chuck Norris did it his way and Sinatra sang about it.
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Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need an account. He just logs in.
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182,000 Americans die from Chuck Norris-related accidents every year.
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'Icy-Hot' is too weak for Chuck Norris. After a workout, Chuck Norris rubs his muscles down with liquid-hot MAGMA.
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When Chuck Norris stares into the abyss, the abyss nervously looks away.
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Chuck Norris' OSI network model has only one layer - Physical.
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Most people fear the Reaper. Chuck Norris considers him "a promising Rookie".
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