Chuck Norris just says "no" to drugs. If he said "yes", it would collapse Colombia's infrastructure.

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#704

Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.

#33

Coroners refer to dead people as "ABC's". Already Been Chucked.

#447

Chuck Norris' dick is so big, it has it's own dick, and that dick is still bigger than yours.

#270

Chuck Norris invented the internet, just so he had a place to store his porn.

#674

Chuck Norris did it his way and Sinatra sang about it.

#307

Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

#598

Chuck Norris doesn't need an account. He just logs in.

#358

182,000 Americans die from Chuck Norris-related accidents every year.

#227

'Icy-Hot' is too weak for Chuck Norris. After a workout, Chuck Norris rubs his muscles down with liquid-hot MAGMA.

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When Chuck Norris stares into the abyss, the abyss nervously looks away.

#48

Chuck Norris' OSI network model has only one layer - Physical.

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Most people fear the Reaper. Chuck Norris considers him "a promising Rookie".