Chuck Norris just says "no" to drugs. If he said "yes", it would collapse Colombia's infrastructure.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#190

Scotty in Star Trek often says "Ye cannae change the laws of physics. This is untrue. Chuck Norris can change the laws of physics. With his fists.

#639

Chuck Norris can lock a safe and keep the key inside it.

#673

Chuck Norris can tie his shoe while running.

#214

Chuck Norris did in fact, build Rome in a day.

#475

In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus AND the jeep.

#740

Chuck Norris once took LSD just to give his hallucinations a bad trip.

#654

Chuck Norris can dry his hair under water.

#594

Chuck Norris can read from an input stream.

#637

Chuck Norris doesn't turn on his faucet, he stares at it until it cries.

#415

Chuck Norris has to register every part of his body as a separate lethal weapon. His spleen is considered a concealed weapon in over 50 states.

#511

Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.

#685

Chuck Norris CAN count his chickens before they hatch.