Chuck Norris just says "no" to drugs. If he said "yes", it would collapse Colombia's infrastructure.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#497

All browsers support the hex definitions #chuck and #norris for the colors black and blue.

#340

If you were somehow able to land a punch on Chuck Norris your entire arm would shatter upon impact. This is only in theory, since, come on, who in their right mind would try this?

#320

The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.

#145

When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.

#79

Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.

#596

Chuck Norris' unit tests don't run. They die.

#156

Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.

#396

There's an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris.... Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first.

#178

Thousands of years ago Chuck Norris came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decendents now have white hair.

#464

According to the Bible, God created the universe in six days. Before that, Chuck Norris created God by snapping his fingers.

#737

When Chuck Norris went to college, he told his father "You're the man of the house now".

#697

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.