Chuck Norris just says "no" to drugs. If he said "yes", it would collapse Colombia's infrastructure.

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#309

When Chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders.

#129

A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.

#84

Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.

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The movie "Delta Force" was extremely hard to make because Chuck had to downplay his abilities. The first few cuts were completely unbelievable.

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Chuck Norris once pissed in a gas tank of a semi truck as a joke - that truck is now know as Optimus Prime.

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The moon's shadow doesn't dare follow Chuck Norris.

#111

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

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Chuck Norris runs on batteries. Specifically, Die Hards.

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Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.

#659

Chuck Norris' cat has 10 lives.

#712

Mike Tyson chipped a tooth on Chuck Norris' ear.

#359

Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.