Chuck Norris just says "no" to drugs. If he said "yes", it would collapse Colombia's infrastructure.

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#228

Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.

#176

James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.

#123

When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesn't get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.

#444

When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.

#223

Chuck Norris won super bowls VII and VIII singlehandedly before unexpectedly retiring to pursue a career in ass-kicking.

#493

Chuck Norris can't test for equality because he has no equal.

#602

Chuck Norris can make a class that is both abstract and final.

#82

When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.

#170

You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In actuality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.

#451

When Chuck Norris was born, he immediately had sex with the first nurse he saw. He was her first. She was his third. That afternoon.

#348

Chuck Norris eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow.

#696

When Chuck Norris claps his hands thunder stays quiet.