Chuck Norris just says "no" to drugs. If he said "yes", it would collapse Colombia's infrastructure.

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Chuck Norris can stand on his head. His dick-head.

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Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.

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Archaeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined victim as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"

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Chuck Norris doesn't need a keyboard he tells the computer to write something and it does.

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Chuck Norris' beard can type 140 wpm.

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Chuck Norris did it his way and Sinatra sang about it.

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Chuck Norris can suck a garden hose through a golf ball.

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When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris can buy the Sunday paper on Tuesday.

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Chuck Norris can read and write emails from a typewriter.

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Chuck Norris is currently suing myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

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Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.