Chuck Norris just says "no" to drugs. If he said "yes", it would collapse Colombia's infrastructure.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#89

Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?"

#192

Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.

#374

As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.

#628

Chuck Norris plays pool with comets and astroids. He shoots them into black holes.

#14

Tom Clancy has to pay royalties to Chuck Norris because "The Sum of All Fears" is the name of Chuck Norris' autobiography.

#124

Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

#230

According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.

#653

Chuck Norris can win a staring contest while blinking.

#600

Chuck Norris causes the Windows Blue Screen of Death.

#182

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

#227

'Icy-Hot' is too weak for Chuck Norris. After a workout, Chuck Norris rubs his muscles down with liquid-hot MAGMA.

#304

Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.