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Chuck Norris just says "no" to drugs. If he said "yes", it would collapse Colombia's infrastructure.
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Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.
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Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.
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Chuck Norris doesn't believe in ravioli. He stuffs a live turtle with beef and smothers it in pig's blood.
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If Chuck Norris were a vegetable he'd be a Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.
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The Chuck Norris Eclipse plugin made alien contact.
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Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
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There is in fact an 'I' in Norris, but there is no 'team'. Not even close.
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Bill Gates thinks he's Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris actually laughed. Once.
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Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.
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When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.
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Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
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