Chuck Norris just says "no" to drugs. If he said "yes", it would collapse Colombia's infrastructure.

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#706

When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

#555

Chuck Norris compresses his files by doing a flying round house kick to the hard drive.

#431

Chuck Norris was the orginal sculptor of Mount Rushmore. He completed the entire project using only a bottle opener and a drywall trowel.

#516

Chuck Norris doesn't need sudo, he just types "Chuck Norris" before his commands.

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The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-. These are also Chuck Norris' initials. This is not a coincidence.

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Coroners refer to dead people as "ABC's". Already Been Chucked.

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Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.

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Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.

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If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.

#360

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.

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MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips. Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.

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The reason Superman flies is because he knows Chuck Norris is on the ground.