Chuck Norris' OSI network model has only one layer - Physical. 398 300 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 57% approval (698 votes)
The pie scene in "American Pie" is based on a dare Chuck Norris took when he was younger. However, in Chuck Norris' case, the "pie" was the molten crater of an active volcano.
Chuck Norris' testicles do not produce sperm. They produce tiny white ninjas that recognize only one mission: seek and destroy.