Chuck Norris' OSI network model has only one layer - Physical.

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#604

Code runs faster when Chuck Norris watches it.

#374

As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.

#544

Chuck Norris programs occupy 150% of CPU, even when they are not executing.

#26

As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris."

#447

Chuck Norris' dick is so big, it has it's own dick, and that dick is still bigger than yours.

#288

Chuck Norris once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.

#394

Every time Chuck Norris smiles, someone dies. Unless he smiles while he's roundhouse kicking someone in the face. Then two people die.

#507

Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.

#195

Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold.

#672

Chuck Norris can laugh with a straight face.

#31

Chuck Norris' sperm is so badass, he had sex with Nicole Kidman, and 7 months later she prematurely gave birth to a Ford Excursion.

#54

Chuck Norris' programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.