Chuck Norris' OSI network model has only one layer - Physical.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#125

Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.

#86

In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.

#676

Chuck Norris has size ten feet but wears size three shoes.

#170

You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In actuality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.

#248

The US did not boycott the 1980 Summer Olympics in Moscow due to political reasons: Chuck Norris killed the entire US team with a single round-house kick during TaeKwonDo practice.

#673

Chuck Norris can tie his shoe while running.

#192

Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.

#318

He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.

#651

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.

#136

In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized.

#61

Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.

#81

There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.