Chuck Norris' OSI network model has only one layer - Physical.

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#245

The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.

#198

The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured Chuck Norris instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as Chuck roundhouse-kicked Sauron's ass halfway through the first chapter.

#381

Chuck Norris was banned from competitive bullriding after a 1992 exhibition in San Antonio, when he rode the bull 1,346 miles from Texas to Milwaukee Wisconsin to pick up his dry cleaning.

#107

Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... A suicide.

#376

Most people fear the Reaper. Chuck Norris considers him "a promising Rookie".

#237

Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your ass, don?t be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.

#541

Chuck Norris' programs never exit, they terminate.

#88

Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.

#123

When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesn't get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.

#411

When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.

#396

There's an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris.... Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first.

#484

Chuck Norris likes his ice like he likes his skulls: crushed.