Chuck Norris' OSI network model has only one layer - Physical.

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#143

While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.

#511

Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.

#638

Chuck Norris puts sunglasses on to protect the sun from his eyes.

#514

Chuck Norris can overflow your stack just by looking at it.

#269

Crime does not pay - unless you are an undertaker following Walker, Texas Ranger, on a routine patrol.

#500

Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.

#178

Thousands of years ago Chuck Norris came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decendents now have white hair.

#185

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

#105

Chuck Norris doesn't wash his clothes. He disembowels them.

#690

Chuck Norris caught a bullet by blinking.

#442

Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

#227

'Icy-Hot' is too weak for Chuck Norris. After a workout, Chuck Norris rubs his muscles down with liquid-hot MAGMA.