Chuck Norris' OSI network model has only one layer - Physical.

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#700

Guns are warned not to play with Chuck Norris.

#502

Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.

#121

Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.

#305

Chuck Norris does not have to answer the phone. His beard picks up the incoming electrical impulses and translates them into audible sound.

#131

Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick).

#417

Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.

#457

Chuck Norris once round-house kicked a salesman. Over the phone.

#560

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

#714

When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.

#510

Chuck Norris can unit test entire applications with a single assert.

#607

Chuck Norris already went to Moon and Mars, that's why there are no signs of life.

#170

You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In actuality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.