Chuck Norris' OSI network model has only one layer - Physical.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#417

Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.

#369

Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president. If you're thinking to yourself, "But Chuck Norris isn't black", then you are dead wrong. And stop being a racist.

#378

President Roosevelt once rode his horse 100 miles. Chuck Norris carried his the same distance in half the time.

#319

The best-laid plans of mice and men often go awry. Even the worst-laid plans of Chuck Norris come off without a hitch.

#571

The Chuck Norris Eclipse plugin made alien contact.

#359

Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.

#288

Chuck Norris once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.

#255

Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

#308

The phrase 'break a leg' was originally coined by Chuck Norris' co-stars in Walker, Texas Ranger as a good luck charm, indicating that a broken leg might be the worst extent of their injuries. This never proved to be the case.

#332

The only sure things are Death and Taxes and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.

#387

Think of a hot woman. Chuck Norris did her.

#327

They had to edit the first ending of 'Lone Wolf McQuade' after Chuck Norris kicked David Carradine's ass, then proceeded to barbecue and eat him.