Chuck Norris' OSI network model has only one layer - Physical.

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#604

Code runs faster when Chuck Norris watches it.

#466

Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you...Forty seven times.

#516

Chuck Norris doesn't need sudo, he just types "Chuck Norris" before his commands.

#702

Chuck Norris finished the neverending story.

#563

Chuck Norris can retrieve anything from /dev/null.

#541

Chuck Norris' programs never exit, they terminate.

#166

Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his mother's womb.

#464

According to the Bible, God created the universe in six days. Before that, Chuck Norris created God by snapping his fingers.

#381

Chuck Norris was banned from competitive bullriding after a 1992 exhibition in San Antonio, when he rode the bull 1,346 miles from Texas to Milwaukee Wisconsin to pick up his dry cleaning.

#399

In a tagteam match, Chuck Norris was teamed with Hulk Hogan against King Kong Bundy and Andre The Giant. He pinned all 3 at the same time.

#509

Chuck Norris' beard can type 140 wpm.

#185

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.