Chuck Norris' OSI network model has only one layer - Physical.

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#356

When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.

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Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

#387

Think of a hot woman. Chuck Norris did her.

#68

Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

#148

Chuck Norris doesnt shave, he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.

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Chuck Norris can skeletize a cow in two minutes.

#220

Chuck Norris doesn't play god. Playing is for children.

#209

Movie trivia: The movie "Invasion U.S.A. is, in fact, a documentary.

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No one has ever spoken during review of Chuck Norris' code and lived to tell about it.

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Chuck Norris' programs never exit, they terminate.

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The crossing lights in Chuck Norris' home town say "Die slowly" and "die quickly". They each have a picture of Chuck Norris punching or kicking a pedestrian.