Chuck Norris' OSI network model has only one layer - Physical.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#15

Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life.

#722

Chuck Norris once won the Kentucky Derby, on foot.

#541

Chuck Norris' programs never exit, they terminate.

#79

Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.

#568

Chuck Norris can dereference NULL.

#448

They say curiosity killed the cat. This is false. Chuck Norris killed the cat. Every single one of them.

#443

Only Chuck Norris can prevent forest fires.

#355

Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.

#272

It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

#59

Champions eat wheaties for breakfast. Chuck Norris eats champions for breakfast.

#552

Chuck Norris does not need to type-cast. The Chuck-Norris Compiler (CNC) sees through things. All way down. Always.

#270

Chuck Norris invented the internet, just so he had a place to store his porn.