Chuck Norris' OSI network model has only one layer - Physical.

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#572

Chuck Norris is the ultimate mutex, all threads fear him.

#244

Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with a mixture of iron shavings, industrial paint remover, and wood-grain alcohol.

#726

Chuck Norris doesn't have good aim. His bullets just know better than to miss.

#190

Scotty in Star Trek often says "Ye cannae change the laws of physics. This is untrue. Chuck Norris can change the laws of physics. With his fists.

#390

Chuck Norris owns a chain of fast-food restaurants throughout the southwest. They serve nothing but barbecue-flavored ice cream and Hot Pockets.

#383

Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.

#451

When Chuck Norris was born, he immediately had sex with the first nurse he saw. He was her first. She was his third. That afternoon.

#681

Chuck Norris CAN talk about fight club.

#272

It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

#388

A man once claimed Chuck Norris kicked his ass twice, but it was promptly dismissed as false - no one could survive it the first time.

#720

When Chuck Norris crosses the road, the cars have to look both ways.

#382

Chuck Norris qualified with a top speed of 324 mph at the Daytona 500, without a car.