Chuck Norris' OSI network model has only one layer - Physical. 398 300 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 57% approval (698 votes)
It's widely believed that Jesus was Chuck Norris' stunt double for crucifixion due to the fact that it is impossible for nails to pierce Chuck Norris' skin.
Chuck Norris' testicles do not produce sperm. They produce tiny white ninjas that recognize only one mission: seek and destroy.
It is said that looking into Chuck Norris' eyes will reveal your future. Unfortunately, everybody's future is always the same: death by a roundhouse-kick to the face.
CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.