Chuck Norris' OSI network model has only one layer - Physical. 398 300 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 57% approval (698 votes)
Chuck Norris' sperm is so badass, he had sex with Nicole Kidman, and 7 months later she prematurely gave birth to a Ford Excursion.
Chuck Norris used to play baseball. When Babe Ruth was hailed as the better player, Chuck Norris killed him with a baseball bat to the throat. Lou Gehrig got off easy.
Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.
The crossing lights in Chuck Norris' home town say "Die slowly" and "die quickly". They each have a picture of Chuck Norris punching or kicking a pedestrian.