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Chuck Norris' OSI network model has only one layer - Physical.
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Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.
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Chuck Norris invented the internet, just so he had a place to store his porn.
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Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.
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When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
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Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
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The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.
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Chuck Norris does, in fact, live in a round house.
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Chuck Norris' favorite cereal is Kellogg's Nails 'N' Gravel.
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Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.
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Chuck Norris understands women.
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The word 'Kill' was invented by Chuck Norris. Other words were 'Die', 'Beer', and 'What'.
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Chuck Norris can play Xbox 360 with a PS3 controller.
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