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Chuck Norris' unit tests don't run. They die.
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Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.
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If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
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Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.
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Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.
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Knock knock, who's there? Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris who? Sorry, joke is over when Chuck Norris gets involved!
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Chuck Norris can be unlocked on the hardest level of Tekken. But only Chuck Norris is skilled enough to unlock himself. Then he roundhouse kicks the Playstation back to Japan.
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Chuck Norris' keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.
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Some kids play Kick the can. Chuck Norris played Kick the keg.
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Chuck Norris can write to an output stream.
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In the Words of Julius Caesar, "Veni, Vidi, Vici, Chuck Norris". Translation: I came, I saw, and I was roundhouse-kicked inthe face by Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris fought the law, and Chuck Norris won.
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