Chuck Norris' unit tests don't run. They die. 317 295 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 52% approval (612 votes)
Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.
They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.
They say curiosity killed the cat. This is false. Chuck Norris killed the cat. Every single one of them.
It's widely believed that Jesus was Chuck Norris' stunt double for crucifixion due to the fact that it is impossible for nails to pierce Chuck Norris' skin.
Faster than a speeding bullet... More powerful than a locomotive... Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... These are some of Chuck Norris' warm-up exercises.