Chuck Norris' unit tests don't run. They die.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#166

Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his mother's womb.

#424

When Arnold says "I'll be back" in Terminator movie it is implied that he's going to ask Chuck Norris for help.

#236

In a recent survey it was discovered the 94% of American women lost their virginity to Chuck Norris. The other 6% were incredibly fat or ugly.

#701

Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.

#550

Chuck Norris can compile syntax errors.

#286

Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a Chuck Norris glare will liquefy your kidneys.

#35

If you rearrange the letters in "Chuck Norris", they also spell "Crush Rock In". The words "with his fists" are understood.

#107

Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... A suicide.

#723

Chuck Norris can buy the Sunday paper on Tuesday.

#294

Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16. Seconds.

#493

Chuck Norris can't test for equality because he has no equal.

#474

Chuck Norris' favorite cereal is Kellogg's Nails 'N' Gravel.