Chuck Norris' unit tests don't run. They die.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#235

Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

#106

Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.

#406

The 11th commandment is "Thou shalt not piss off Chuck Norris". This commandment is rarely enforced, as it is impossible to accomplish.

#20

Wo hu cang long. The translation from Mandarin Chinese reads: "Crouching Chuck, Hidden Norris"

#604

Code runs faster when Chuck Norris watches it.

#541

Chuck Norris' programs never exit, they terminate.

#377

There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.

#571

The Chuck Norris Eclipse plugin made alien contact.

#403

In the X-Men movies, none of the X-Men super-powers are done with special effects. Chuck Norris is the stuntman for every character.

#27

Chuck Norris just says "no" to drugs. If he said "yes", it would collapse Colombia's infrastructure.

#418

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.

#691

Chuck Norris is Simon Cowell's judge.