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Chuck Norris' unit tests don't run. They die.
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Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a Chuck Norris glare will liquefy your kidneys.
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Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
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Most people fear the Reaper. Chuck Norris considers him "a promising Rookie".
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Chuck Norris once round-house kicked a salesman. Over the phone.
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When you play Monopoly with Chuck Norris, you do not pass go, and you do not collect two hundred dollars. You will be lucky if you make it out alive.
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Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked her into a glacier.
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Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people.
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Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.
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In the Beginning there was nothing … then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.
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The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
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Chuck Norris' keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris remembers the future.
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