Chuck Norris' unit tests don't run. They die.

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#570

A diff between your code and Chuck Norris' is infinite.

#502

Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.

#679

Chuck Norris understands women.

#455

Love does not hurt. Chuck Norris does.

#710

When Chuck Norris works out he doesn't get stronger, the machine does.

#316

Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.

#80

Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.

#333

Chuck Norris' first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors.

#697

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

#634

Tornados occur when Chuck Norris sneezes.

#114

Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe with eleven herbs and spices. Nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.

#332

The only sure things are Death and Taxes and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.