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Chuck Norris' unit tests don't run. They die.
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Freddy Krueger has nightmares about Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't turn on his faucet, he stares at it until it cries.
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Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.
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A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.
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In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris killed that man.
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Chuck Norris' favorite cereal is Kellogg's Nails 'N' Gravel.
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Chuck Norris can write infinite recursion functions and have them return.
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A man once claimed Chuck Norris kicked his ass twice, but it was promptly dismissed as false - no one could survive it the first time.
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It is scientifically impossible for Chuck Norris to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself.
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Chuck Norris compresses his files by doing a flying round house kick to the hard drive.
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Chuck Norris can over-write a locked variable.
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Chuck Norris appeared in the ‘Street Fighter II’ video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this “glitch,” Chuck Norris replied, “That’s no glitch.”
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