Chuck Norris' unit tests don't run. They die. 317 295 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 52% approval (612 votes)
Chuck Norris never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.
Chuck Norris' testicles do not produce sperm. They produce tiny white ninjas that recognize only one mission: seek and destroy.
Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.