Chuck Norris' unit tests don't run. They die.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#286

Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a Chuck Norris glare will liquefy your kidneys.

#175

Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

#376

Most people fear the Reaper. Chuck Norris considers him "a promising Rookie".

#457

Chuck Norris once round-house kicked a salesman. Over the phone.

#482

When you play Monopoly with Chuck Norris, you do not pass go, and you do not collect two hundred dollars. You will be lucky if you make it out alive.

#325

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked her into a glacier.

#291

Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people.

#670

Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.

#63

In the Beginning there was nothing … then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.

#139

The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.

#45

Chuck Norris' keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.

#746

Chuck Norris remembers the future.