Chuck Norris' unit tests don't run. They die.

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#585

Product Owners never argue with Chuck Norris after he demonstrates the DropKick feature.

#54

Chuck Norris' programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.

#630

There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris.

#119

The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.

#79

Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.

#85

According to the Encyclopedia Brittanica, the Native American "Trail of Tears" has been redefined as anywhere that Chuck Norris walks.

#694

When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the dumbells get tired.

#162

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

#677

Chuck Norris doesn't listen to heavy metal, he eats it for breakfast.

#172

The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.

#581

If you try to kill -9 Chuck Norris' programs, it backfires.

#360

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.