Chuck Norris' unit tests don't run. They die.

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#132

Chuck Norris' house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.

#71

Chuck Norris appeared in the ‘Street Fighter II’ video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this “glitch,” Chuck Norris replied, “That’s no glitch.”

#331

Chuck Norris can skeletize a cow in two minutes.

#524

Chuck Norris is actually the front man for Apple. He let's Steve Jobs run the show when he's on a mission. Chuck Norris is always on a mission.

#518

Chuck Norris can access private methods.

#473

A man once taunted Chuck Norris with a bag of Lay's potato chips, saying "Betcha can't eat just one!" Chuck Norris proceeded to eat the chips, the bag, and the man in one deft move.

#773

While investigating a series of reported sonic booms in the area around Chuck Norris' home, authorities determined Chuck was just testing chili recipes.

#389

Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

#297

Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.

#745

Chuck Norris can swim on land.

#700

Guns are warned not to play with Chuck Norris.

#530

Chuck Norris doesn't need to use AJAX because pages are too afraid to postback anyways.