Chuck Norris' unit tests don't run. They die.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#486

Most tough men eat nails for breakfast. Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.

#532

There is no Esc key on Chuck Norris' keyboard, because no one escapes Chuck Norris.

#614

Chuck Norris can watch the radio.

#299

Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Chuck Norris. He only has two needs: killing people and finding people to kill.

#639

Chuck Norris can lock a safe and keep the key inside it.

#372

Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.

#684

Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.

#356

When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.

#485

Chuck Norris can kick through all 6 degrees of separation, hitting anyone, anywhere, in the face, at any time.

#123

When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesn't get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.

#206

Superman once watched an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. He then cried himself to sleep.

#261

Chuck Norris shot the sheriff, but he round house kicked the deputy.