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Chuck Norris' unit tests don't run. They die.
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Chuck Norris' keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.
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The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.
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Chuck Norris does not need a watch, he decides what time it is.
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Everyone has a guardian angel except Chuck... he guards himself.
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Chuck Norris can swim on land.
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Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.
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Chuck Norris burst the dot com bubble.
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Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need to use AJAX because pages are too afraid to postback anyways.
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Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.
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Staring at Chuck Norris for extended periods of time without proper eye protection will cause blindess, and possibly foot sized brusies on the face.
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What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.
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