Chuck Norris' unit tests don't run. They die.

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#130

When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

#179

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

#225

Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

#479

Chuck Norris is the only man who has, literally, beaten the odds. With his fists.

#505

It works on my machine always holds true for Chuck Norris.

#142

When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.

#239

If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.

#558

Chuck Norris once won a game of connect four in 3 moves.

#125

Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.

#639

Chuck Norris can lock a safe and keep the key inside it.

#118

Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.

#321

Staring at Chuck Norris for extended periods of time without proper eye protection will cause blindess, and possibly foot sized brusies on the face.