Chuck Norris' unit tests don't run. They die.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#59

Champions eat wheaties for breakfast. Chuck Norris eats champions for breakfast.

#92

Faster than a speeding bullet... More powerful than a locomotive... Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... These are some of Chuck Norris' warm-up exercises.

#8

Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.

#735

Chuck Norris eats his meat so rare that he only eats unicorns and dragons.

#84

Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.

#155

On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.

#328

Chuck Norris does, in fact, live in a round house.

#192

Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.

#136

In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized.

#188

Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies closer. Close enough to drop them with one round house kick to the face.

#435

The Manhattan Project was not intended to create nuclear weapons, it was meant to recreate the destructive power in a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick. They didn't even come close.

#291

Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people.