Chuck Norris' unit tests don't run. They die. 317 295 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 52% approval (612 votes)
They say curiosity killed the cat. This is false. Chuck Norris killed the cat. Every single one of them.
The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.
Jean-Claude Van Damme once kicked Chuck Norris' ass. He was then awakened from his dream by a roundhouse kick to the face.
Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.
The crossing lights in Chuck Norris' home town say "Die slowly" and "die quickly". They each have a picture of Chuck Norris punching or kicking a pedestrian.