Chuck Norris' unit tests don't run. They die.

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#45

Chuck Norris' keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.

#320

The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.

#606

Chuck Norris does not need a watch, he decides what time it is.

#669

Everyone has a guardian angel except Chuck... he guards himself.

#745

Chuck Norris can swim on land.

#478

Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.

#496

Chuck Norris burst the dot com bubble.

#589

Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.

#530

Chuck Norris doesn't need to use AJAX because pages are too afraid to postback anyways.

#670

Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.

#321

Staring at Chuck Norris for extended periods of time without proper eye protection will cause blindess, and possibly foot sized brusies on the face.

#109

What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.