Chuck Norris' unit tests don't run. They die.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#675

Chuck Norris can bake in a Freezer.

#545

Chuck Norris can spawn threads that complete before they are started.

#633

Chuck Norris doesn't win, he allows you to lose.

#653

Chuck Norris can win a staring contest while blinking.

#94

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.

#727

Chuck Norris bit the apple logo.

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Chuck Norris is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.

#552

Chuck Norris does not need to type-cast. The Chuck-Norris Compiler (CNC) sees through things. All way down. Always.

#48

Chuck Norris' OSI network model has only one layer - Physical.

#693

It's never a party without Chuck Norris.

#378

President Roosevelt once rode his horse 100 miles. Chuck Norris carried his the same distance in half the time.

#526

Chuck Norris solved the Travelling Salesman problem in O(1) time. Here's the pseudo-code: Break salesman into N pieces. Kick each piece to a different city.