Chuck Norris' unit tests don't run. They die.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#701

Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.

#101

If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

#282

Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

#304

Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.

#383

Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.

#632

Knock knock, who's there? Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris who? Sorry, joke is over when Chuck Norris gets involved!

#371

Chuck Norris can be unlocked on the hardest level of Tekken. But only Chuck Norris is skilled enough to unlock himself. Then he roundhouse kicks the Playstation back to Japan.

#45

Chuck Norris' keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.

#226

Some kids play Kick the can. Chuck Norris played Kick the keg.

#593

Chuck Norris can write to an output stream.

#367

In the Words of Julius Caesar, "Veni, Vidi, Vici, Chuck Norris". Translation: I came, I saw, and I was roundhouse-kicked inthe face by Chuck Norris.

#721

Chuck Norris fought the law, and Chuck Norris won.