Chuck Norris' unit tests don't run. They die.

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#581

If you try to kill -9 Chuck Norris' programs, it backfires.

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#694

When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the dumbells get tired.

#138

If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.

#695

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

#402

For undercover police work, Chuck Norris pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest.

#663

Chuck Norris can find the 404 page.

#511

Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.

#192

Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.

#67

The dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. You know what happened to them.

#252

Do you know why Baskin Robbins only has 31 flavors? Because Chuck Norris doesn't like Fudge Ripple.

#645

Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.