It is scientifically impossible for Chuck Norris to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself.

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#611

Chuck Norris died before 20 years, Death doesn't have the courage to tell him yet.

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182,000 Americans die from Chuck Norris-related accidents every year.

#475

In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus AND the jeep.

#541

Chuck Norris' programs never exit, they terminate.

#458

The pen is mightier than the sword, but only if the pen is held by Chuck Norris.

#573

Chuck Norris uses canvas in IE.

#496

Chuck Norris burst the dot com bubble.

#663

Chuck Norris can find the 404 page.

#353

Chuck Norris knows everything there is to know - Except for the definition of mercy.

#706

When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

#534

Chuck Norris breaks RSA 128-bit encrypted codes in milliseconds.

#661

Chuck Norris irons his trousers with them still on.