It is scientifically impossible for Chuck Norris to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself.

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#493

Chuck Norris can't test for equality because he has no equal.

#111

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

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Chuck Norris can suck a garden hose through a golf ball.

#244

Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with a mixture of iron shavings, industrial paint remover, and wood-grain alcohol.

#223

Chuck Norris won super bowls VII and VIII singlehandedly before unexpectedly retiring to pursue a career in ass-kicking.

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Tom Clancy has to pay royalties to Chuck Norris because "The Sum of All Fears" is the name of Chuck Norris' autobiography.

#571

The Chuck Norris Eclipse plugin made alien contact.

#61

Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.

#507

Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.

#270

Chuck Norris invented the internet, just so he had a place to store his porn.

#448

They say curiosity killed the cat. This is false. Chuck Norris killed the cat. Every single one of them.

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Tornados occur when Chuck Norris sneezes.