It is scientifically impossible for Chuck Norris to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself.

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#181

Chuck Norris is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.

#330

4 out of 5 doctors fail to recommend Chuck Norris as a solution to most problems. Also, 80% of doctors die unexplained, needlessly brutal deaths.

#65

Chuck Norris has a mug of nails instead of coffee in the morning.

#162

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

#377

There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.

#304

Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.

#711

What is the last thing that goes through the head of any Chuck Norris victim? His foot.

#102

Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.

#331

Chuck Norris can skeletize a cow in two minutes.

#189

There is in fact an 'I' in Norris, but there is no 'team'. Not even close.

#611

Chuck Norris died before 20 years, Death doesn't have the courage to tell him yet.

#627

Chuck Norris once pissed in a gas tank of a semi truck as a joke - that truck is now know as Optimus Prime.