It is scientifically impossible for Chuck Norris to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself.

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There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

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Chuck Norris likes his ice like he likes his skulls: crushed.

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Chuck Norris' cat has 10 lives.

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Chuck Norris remembers the future.

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The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.

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Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.

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Chuck Norris can instantiate an abstract class.

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Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your ass, don?t be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.

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Chuck Norris qualified with a top speed of 324 mph at the Daytona 500, without a car.

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The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.

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Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.