It is scientifically impossible for Chuck Norris to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself.

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More Chuck Norris facts

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If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.

#382

Chuck Norris qualified with a top speed of 324 mph at the Daytona 500, without a car.

#101

If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

#368

The First rule of Chuck Norris is: you do not talk about Chuck Norris.

#467

The 1972 Miami Dolphins lost one game, it was a game vs. Chuck Norris and three seven year old girls. Chuck Norris won with a roundhouse-kick to the face in overtime.

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Chuck Norris doesn't have good aim. His bullets just know better than to miss.

#322

Chuck Norris can taste lies.

#681

Chuck Norris CAN talk about fight club.

#709

Chuck Norris can rip a page out of Facebook.

#522

For Chuck Norris, NP-Hard = O(1).

#657

Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.

#632

Knock knock, who's there? Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris who? Sorry, joke is over when Chuck Norris gets involved!