It is scientifically impossible for Chuck Norris to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself.

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#167

Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.

#190

Scotty in Star Trek often says "Ye cannae change the laws of physics. This is untrue. Chuck Norris can change the laws of physics. With his fists.

#362

July 4th is Independence day. And the day Chuck Norris was born. Coincidence? I think not.

#628

Chuck Norris plays pool with comets and astroids. He shoots them into black holes.

#481

Chuck Norris wipes his ass with chain mail and sandpaper.

#503

Project managers never ask Chuck Norris for estimations... ever.

#699

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

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The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.

#740

Chuck Norris once took LSD just to give his hallucinations a bad trip.

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Chuck Norris once pulled out a single hair from his beard and skewered three men through the heart with it.

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Chuck Norris can read a book in his sleep.

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According to the Encyclopedia Brittanica, the Native American "Trail of Tears" has been redefined as anywhere that Chuck Norris walks.