It is scientifically impossible for Chuck Norris to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself.

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Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

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Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.

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When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

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Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.

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Chuck Norris died before 20 years, Death doesn't have the courage to tell him yet.

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The phrase 'break a leg' was originally coined by Chuck Norris' co-stars in Walker, Texas Ranger as a good luck charm, indicating that a broken leg might be the worst extent of their injuries. This never proved to be the case.

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MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips. Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.

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When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.

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Every time someone uses the word "intense", Chuck Norris always replies "you know what else is intense?" followed by a roundhouse kick to the face.

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Chuck Norris can hear sign language.

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As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris."

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When Chuck Norris was a baby, he didn't suck his mother's breast. His mother served him whiskey, straight out of the bottle.