It is scientifically impossible for Chuck Norris to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself.

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#530

Chuck Norris doesn't need to use AJAX because pages are too afraid to postback anyways.

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Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

#636

Chuck Norris made the sun by rubbing his hands together.

#137

Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.

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Chuck Norris does not "style" his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

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Chuck Norris doesn't have good aim. His bullets just know better than to miss.

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The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.

#730

The reason Superman flies is because he knows Chuck Norris is on the ground.

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When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the dumbells get tired.

#541

Chuck Norris' programs never exit, they terminate.

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In the movie "The Matrix", Chuck Norris is the Matrix. If you pay close attention in the green "falling code" scenes, you can make out the faint texture of his beard.

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One time, at band camp, Chuck Norris ate a percussionist.