It is scientifically impossible for Chuck Norris to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself.

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#493

Chuck Norris can't test for equality because he has no equal.

#14

Tom Clancy has to pay royalties to Chuck Norris because "The Sum of All Fears" is the name of Chuck Norris' autobiography.

#565

No one has ever spoken during review of Chuck Norris' code and lived to tell about it.

#646

Chuck Norris can hear sign language.

#106

Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.

#396

There's an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris.... Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first.

#357

Chuck Norris can win a game of Trivial Pursuit with one roll of the dice, and without answering a single question... just a nod of the head, and a stroke of the beard.

#602

Chuck Norris can make a class that is both abstract and final.

#612

There is no April 1st in Chuck Norris' calendar, because no one can fool him.

#492

Chuck Norris writes code that optimizes itself.

#425

There are no such things as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.

#630

There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris.