It is scientifically impossible for Chuck Norris to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#437

Divide Chuck Norris by zero and you will in fact get one........one bad-ass that is.

#380

What many people dont know is Chuck Norris is the founder of planned parenthood. Not even unborn children can escape his wrath.

#86

In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.

#323

Chuck Norris does not kick ass and take names. In fact, Chuck Norris kicks ass and assigns the corpse a number. It is currently recorded to be in the billions.

#552

Chuck Norris does not need to type-cast. The Chuck-Norris Compiler (CNC) sees through things. All way down. Always.

#81

There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.

#430

The Drummer for Def Leppard's only got one arm. Chuck Norris needed a back scratcher.

#570

A diff between your code and Chuck Norris' is infinite.

#307

Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

#259

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.

#185

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

#482

When you play Monopoly with Chuck Norris, you do not pass go, and you do not collect two hundred dollars. You will be lucky if you make it out alive.