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Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.
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Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
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Everyone has a guardian angel except Chuck... he guards himself.
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There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.
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Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.
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Chuck Norris doesn't pair program.
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Chuck Norris' first program was kill -9.
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It is said that looking into Chuck Norris' eyes will reveal your future. Unfortunately, everybody's future is always the same: death by a roundhouse-kick to the face.
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Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.
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Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.
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When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.
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The moon's shadow doesn't dare follow Chuck Norris.
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