Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#681

Chuck Norris CAN talk about fight club.

#25

When Chuck Norris says "More cowbell", he MEANS it.

#643

Chuck Norris can milk ground beef from a cow.

#254

Chuck Norris was what Willis was talkin' about.

#94

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.

#532

There is no Esc key on Chuck Norris' keyboard, because no one escapes Chuck Norris.

#161

Archaeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined victim as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"

#189

There is in fact an 'I' in Norris, but there is no 'team'. Not even close.

#180

It takes 14 puppeteers to make Chuck Norris smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage.

#454

Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary. The definition for each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.

#17

The movie "Delta Force" was extremely hard to make because Chuck had to downplay his abilities. The first few cuts were completely unbelievable.

#618

Once death had a near Chuck Norris experience.