Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.

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#515

To Chuck Norris, everything contains a vulnerability.

#452

One time, at band camp, Chuck Norris ate a percussionist.

#174

When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them.

#404

We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.

#581

If you try to kill -9 Chuck Norris' programs, it backfires.

#598

Chuck Norris doesn't need an account. He just logs in.

#504

Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.

#193

Using his trademark roundhouse kick, Chuck Norris once made a fieldgoal in RJ Stadium in Tampa Bay from the 50 yard line of Qualcomm stadium in San Diego.

#721

Chuck Norris fought the law, and Chuck Norris won.

#308

The phrase 'break a leg' was originally coined by Chuck Norris' co-stars in Walker, Texas Ranger as a good luck charm, indicating that a broken leg might be the worst extent of their injuries. This never proved to be the case.

#699

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

#584

Product Owners never ask Chuck Norris for more features. They ask for mercy.