Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#269

Crime does not pay - unless you are an undertaker following Walker, Texas Ranger, on a routine patrol.

#533

Chuck Norris can binary search unsorted data.

#331

Chuck Norris can skeletize a cow in two minutes.

#491

Chuck Norris doesn't have disk latency because the hard drive knows to hurry the hell up.

#195

Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold.

#123

When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesn't get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.

#425

There are no such things as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.

#95

Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.

#136

In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized.

#106

Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.

#510

Chuck Norris can unit test entire applications with a single assert.

#301

Kryptonite has been found to contain trace elements of Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks to the face. This is why it is so deadly to Superman.