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Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.

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It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.

Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.

Brokeback Mountain is not just a movie. It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.

MySpace actually isn't your space, it's Chuck's (he just lets you use it).

Chuck Norris' dick is so big, it has it's own dick, and that dick is still bigger than yours.

When Chuck Norris throws exceptions, it's across the room.

It's widely believed that Jesus was Chuck Norris' stunt double for crucifixion due to the fact that it is impossible for nails to pierce Chuck Norris' skin.

Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in ravioli. He stuffs a live turtle with beef and smothers it in pig's blood.

Chuck Norris doesn't turn on his faucet, he stares at it until it cries.