Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.

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#422

After taking a steroids test doctors informed Chuck Norris that he had tested positive. He laughed upon receiving this information, and said "of course my urine tested positive, what do you think they make steroids from?"

#467

The 1972 Miami Dolphins lost one game, it was a game vs. Chuck Norris and three seven year old girls. Chuck Norris won with a roundhouse-kick to the face in overtime.

#488

Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold. Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.

#121

Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.

#503

Project managers never ask Chuck Norris for estimations... ever.

#36

The original title for Star Wars was "Skywalker: Texas Ranger". Starring Chuck Norris.

#640

Jaws stays on the beach when Chuck Norris swims.

#139

The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.

#180

It takes 14 puppeteers to make Chuck Norris smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage.

#705

Chuck Norris can read a book in his sleep.

#655

Chuck Norris once beat a wall at tennis.

#186

Chuck Norris invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sexual intercourse, and football-- in that order.