Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#560

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

#669

Everyone has a guardian angel except Chuck... he guards himself.

#377

There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.

#140

Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

#184

Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.

#528

Chuck Norris doesn't pair program.

#495

Chuck Norris' first program was kill -9.

#352

It is said that looking into Chuck Norris' eyes will reveal your future. Unfortunately, everybody's future is always the same: death by a roundhouse-kick to the face.

#591

Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.

#118

Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.

#370

When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.

#743

The moon's shadow doesn't dare follow Chuck Norris.