Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#510

Chuck Norris can unit test entire applications with a single assert.

#548

Chuck Norris doesn't need an OS.

#456

The term "Cleveland Steamer" got its name from Chuck Norris, when he took a dump while visiting the Rock and Roll Hall of fame and buried northern Ohio under a glacier of fecal matter.

#727

Chuck Norris bit the apple logo.

#703

Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.

#532

There is no Esc key on Chuck Norris' keyboard, because no one escapes Chuck Norris.

#645

Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.

#112

Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

#500

Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.

#107

Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... A suicide.

#671

The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.

#396

There's an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris.... Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first.