Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.

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#75

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

#322

Chuck Norris can taste lies.

#61

Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.

#45

Chuck Norris' keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.

#280

One day Chuck Norris walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.

#502

Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.

#493

Chuck Norris can't test for equality because he has no equal.

#88

Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.

#168

The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.

#71

Chuck Norris appeared in the ‘Street Fighter II’ video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this “glitch,” Chuck Norris replied, “That’s no glitch.”

#378

President Roosevelt once rode his horse 100 miles. Chuck Norris carried his the same distance in half the time.

#245

The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.