Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.

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#599

How many Chuck Norris' require to screw a light bulb? None, he will screw it all.

#124

Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

#103

Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia.

#708

Chuck Norris died years ago, but the grim reaper can’t pick up the courage to tell him.

#327

They had to edit the first ending of 'Lone Wolf McQuade' after Chuck Norris kicked David Carradine's ass, then proceeded to barbecue and eat him.

#644

Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush. He roundhouse kicks it to the face.

#357

Chuck Norris can win a game of Trivial Pursuit with one roll of the dice, and without answering a single question... just a nod of the head, and a stroke of the beard.

#450

Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.

#676

Chuck Norris has size ten feet but wears size three shoes.

#486

Most tough men eat nails for breakfast. Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.

#160

Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

#492

Chuck Norris writes code that optimizes itself.