Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.

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#248

The US did not boycott the 1980 Summer Olympics in Moscow due to political reasons: Chuck Norris killed the entire US team with a single round-house kick during TaeKwonDo practice.

#567

Chuck Norris doesn't use Oracle, he is the Oracle.

#227

'Icy-Hot' is too weak for Chuck Norris. After a workout, Chuck Norris rubs his muscles down with liquid-hot MAGMA.

#59

Champions eat wheaties for breakfast. Chuck Norris eats champions for breakfast.

#487

Chuck Norris did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.

#162

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

#485

Chuck Norris can kick through all 6 degrees of separation, hitting anyone, anywhere, in the face, at any time.

#653

Chuck Norris can win a staring contest while blinking.

#193

Using his trademark roundhouse kick, Chuck Norris once made a fieldgoal in RJ Stadium in Tampa Bay from the 50 yard line of Qualcomm stadium in San Diego.

#185

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

#4

Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger. By yelling "Bang!"

#131

Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick).