Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.

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#213

It's widely believed that Jesus was Chuck Norris' stunt double for crucifixion due to the fact that it is impossible for nails to pierce Chuck Norris' skin.

#4

Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger. By yelling "Bang!"

#623

Chuck Norris doesn't age, because time cannot keep up with him.

#95

Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.

#156

Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.

#280

One day Chuck Norris walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.

#90

In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.

#727

Chuck Norris bit the apple logo.

#144

When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.

#222

Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.

#327

They had to edit the first ending of 'Lone Wolf McQuade' after Chuck Norris kicked David Carradine's ass, then proceeded to barbecue and eat him.

#19

Chuck Norris once sued Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr, insisting that that actually is "his" way.