Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.

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#346

MacGyver immediately tried to make a bomb out of some Q-Tips and Gatorade, but Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the solar plexus. MacGyver promptly threw up his own heart.

#222

Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.

#566

Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers COMMAND line.

#17

The movie "Delta Force" was extremely hard to make because Chuck had to downplay his abilities. The first few cuts were completely unbelievable.

#59

Champions eat wheaties for breakfast. Chuck Norris eats champions for breakfast.

#608

Once a police officer caught Chuck Norris, the cop was lucky enough to escape with a warning.

#457

Chuck Norris once round-house kicked a salesman. Over the phone.

#614

Chuck Norris can watch the radio.

#653

Chuck Norris can win a staring contest while blinking.

#469

Mr. T pities the fool. Chuck Norris rips the fool's head off.

#297

Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.

#264

Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken.