Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.

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#551

Every SQL statement that Chuck Norris codes has an implicit "COMMIT" in its end.

#135

Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.

#70

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light

#18

Chuck Norris does not "style" his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

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Chuck Norris once pulled out a single hair from his beard and skewered three men through the heart with it.

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Chuck Norris used to play baseball. When Babe Ruth was hailed as the better player, Chuck Norris killed him with a baseball bat to the throat. Lou Gehrig got off easy.

#618

Once death had a near Chuck Norris experience.

#555

Chuck Norris compresses his files by doing a flying round house kick to the hard drive.

#727

Chuck Norris bit the apple logo.

#118

Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.

#487

Chuck Norris did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.

#179

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.