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Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.

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MySpace actually isn't your space, it's Chuck's (he just lets you use it).

It's widely believed that Jesus was Chuck Norris' stunt double for crucifixion due to the fact that it is impossible for nails to pierce Chuck Norris' skin.

Chuck Norris insists on strongly-typed programming languages.

Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts.

Chuck Norris invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sexual intercourse, and football-- in that order.

Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe with eleven herbs and spices. Nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.

When Chuck Norris throws exceptions, it's across the room.

There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris invented the internet, just so he had a place to store his porn.

Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.

Chuck Norris doesn't need sudo, he just types "Chuck Norris" before his commands.

When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.