Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#137

Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.

#139

The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.

#409

Who let the dogs out? Chuck Norris let the dogs out... and then roundhouse kicked them through an Oldsmobile.

#525

Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.

#468

Chuck Norris is not Politically Correct. He is just Correct. Always.

#551

Every SQL statement that Chuck Norris codes has an implicit "COMMIT" in its end.

#323

Chuck Norris does not kick ass and take names. In fact, Chuck Norris kicks ass and assigns the corpse a number. It is currently recorded to be in the billions.

#182

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

#276

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

#142

When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.

#614

Chuck Norris can watch the radio.

#215

Along with his black belt, Chuck Norris often chooses to wear brown shoes. No one has DARED call him on it. Ever.