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Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.
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Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.
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They had to edit the first ending of 'Lone Wolf McQuade' after Chuck Norris kicked David Carradine's ass, then proceeded to barbecue and eat him.
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Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.
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Chuck Norris can look at you in a tone of voice.
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Chuck Norris has never been in a fight, ever. Do you call one roundhouse kick to the face a fight?
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Chuck Norris can be unlocked on the hardest level of Tekken. But only Chuck Norris is skilled enough to unlock himself. Then he roundhouse kicks the Playstation back to Japan.
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Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
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Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
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Chuck Norris runs on batteries. Specifically, Die Hards.
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The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.
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Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.
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On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.
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