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Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.
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Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.
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Chuck Norris can make fire using two ice cubes.
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Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.
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When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them.
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The 1972 Miami Dolphins lost one game, it was a game vs. Chuck Norris and three seven year old girls. Chuck Norris won with a roundhouse-kick to the face in overtime.
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Chuck Norris' favorite cereal is Kellogg's Nails 'N' Gravel.
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As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.
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A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.
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When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.
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Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.
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Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground
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Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.
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