Roundhouse your way through 682 Chuck Norris facts

Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.

52% approval (556 votes)

Related Chuck Norris Facts

It's widely believed that Jesus was Chuck Norris' stunt double for crucifixion due to the fact that it is impossible for nails to pierce Chuck Norris' skin.

Chuck Norris invented the internet, just so he had a place to store his porn.

Chuck Norris doesn't need sudo, he just types "Chuck Norris" before his commands.

Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.

When Chuck Norris throws exceptions, it's across the room.

It's never a party without Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sexual intercourse, and football-- in that order.

Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts.

Chuck Norris types with one finger. He points it at the keyboard and the keyboard does the rest.

Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.

Chuck Norris does not need to type-cast. The Chuck-Norris Compiler (CNC) sees through things. All way down. Always.