Roundhouse your way through 682 Chuck Norris facts

Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.

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It's never a party without Chuck Norris.

The word 'Kill' was invented by Chuck Norris. Other words were 'Die', 'Beer', and 'What'.

Chuck Norris can read and write emails from a typewriter.

Chuck Norris' show is called Walker: Texas Ranger, because Chuck Norris doesn't run.

Chuck Norris invented the internet, just so he had a place to store his porn.

Chuck Norris' beard can type 140 wpm.

Chuck Norris does not need to type-cast. The Chuck-Norris Compiler (CNC) sees through things. All way down. Always.

When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris doesn't need sudo, he just types "Chuck Norris" before his commands.

Science Fact: Roundhouse kicks are comprised primarily of an element called Chucktanium.

Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts.

Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe with eleven herbs and spices. Nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.