Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.

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#14

Tom Clancy has to pay royalties to Chuck Norris because "The Sum of All Fears" is the name of Chuck Norris' autobiography.

#205

Chuck Norris proved that we are alone in the universe. We weren't before his first space expedition.

#99

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Chuck Norris once and he will roundhouse kick you in the face.

#87

The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.

#679

Chuck Norris understands women.

#517

Chuck Norris doesn't need a debugger, he just stares down the bug until the code confesses.

#148

Chuck Norris doesnt shave, he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.

#152

Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

#474

Chuck Norris' favorite cereal is Kellogg's Nails 'N' Gravel.

#547

Chuck Norris can install iTunes without installing Quicktime.

#484

Chuck Norris likes his ice like he likes his skulls: crushed.

#19

Chuck Norris once sued Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr, insisting that that actually is "his" way.