Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.

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#470

Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean. The tsunamis were killing people.

#363

Chuck Norris never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.

#210

Chuck Norris does not style his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

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To Chuck Norris, everything contains a vulnerability.

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After returning from World War 2 unscrathed, Bob Dole was congratulated by Chuck Norris with a handshake. The rest is history.

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Chuck Norris remembers the future.

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Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

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Chuck Norris never has to build his program to machine code. Machines have learnt to interpret Chuck Norris code.

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If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.

#362

July 4th is Independence day. And the day Chuck Norris was born. Coincidence? I think not.

#726

Chuck Norris doesn't have good aim. His bullets just know better than to miss.

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Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold. Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.