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Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.

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Chuck Norris invented the internet, just so he had a place to store his porn.

MySpace actually isn't your space, it's Chuck's (he just lets you use it).

Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe with eleven herbs and spices. Nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.

Chuck Norris types with one finger. He points it at the keyboard and the keyboard does the rest.

There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris' dick is so big, it has it's own dick, and that dick is still bigger than yours.

Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.

When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris does not need to type-cast. The Chuck-Norris Compiler (CNC) sees through things. All way down. Always.

Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.

Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his mother's womb.