Roundhouse your way through 682 Chuck Norris facts

Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.

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Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his mother's womb.

Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.

Chuck Norris doesn't need sudo, he just types "Chuck Norris" before his commands.

Chuck Norris types with one finger. He points it at the keyboard and the keyboard does the rest.

Science Fact: Roundhouse kicks are comprised primarily of an element called Chucktanium.

Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe with eleven herbs and spices. Nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.

Chuck Norris' show is called Walker: Texas Ranger, because Chuck Norris doesn't run.

Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.

Chuck Norris' dick is so big, it has it's own dick, and that dick is still bigger than yours.

MySpace actually isn't your space, it's Chuck's (he just lets you use it).

Chuck Norris insists on strongly-typed programming languages.

When Chuck Norris throws exceptions, it's across the room.