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Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.
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When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.
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Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
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Chuck Norris once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked.
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Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia.
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When Arnold says "I'll be back" in Terminator movie it is implied that he's going to ask Chuck Norris for help.
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Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.
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All browsers support the hex definitions #chuck and #norris for the colors black and blue.
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Chuck Norris once beat a wall at tennis.
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When God said, "let there be light", Chuck Norris said, "say 'please'.
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Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
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Only Chuck Norris can prevent forest fires.
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Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.
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