Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.

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#684

Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.

#630

There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris.

#302

Saddam Hussein was not found hiding in a hole. Saddam was roundhouse-kicked in the head by Chuck Norris in Kansas, which sent him through the earth, stopping just short of the surface of Iraq.

#206

Superman once watched an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. He then cried himself to sleep.

#157

Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!

#183

Chuck Norris once worked as a weatherman for the San Diego evening news. Every night he would make the same forecast: Partly cloudy with a 75% chance of Pain.

#239

If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.

#85

According to the Encyclopedia Brittanica, the Native American "Trail of Tears" has been redefined as anywhere that Chuck Norris walks.

#603

Chuck Norris could use anything in java.util.* to kill you, including the javadocs.

#505

It works on my machine always holds true for Chuck Norris.

#697

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

#683

Miss Daisy drove Chuck Norris.