Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.

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#449

There is no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who has never met Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.

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Chuck Norris can stand on his head. His dick-head.

#554

Chuck Norris doesn't use a computer because a computer does everything slower than Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.

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Chuck Norris irons his trousers with them still on.

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Chuck Norris died years ago, but the grim reaper can’t pick up the courage to tell him.

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Chuck Norris doesn't turn on his faucet, he stares at it until it cries.

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The class object inherits from Chuck Norris

#411

When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.

#656

Chuck Norris can go past the Character limit.

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Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.