Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.

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#270

Chuck Norris invented the internet, just so he had a place to store his porn.

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Chuck Norris is the only person who can simultaneously hold and fire FIVE Uzis: One in each hand, one in each foot -- and the 5th one he roundhouse-kicks into the air, so that it sprays bullets.

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Chuck Norris doesn't have pubic hairs because hair doesn't grow on balls of steel.

#660

Chuck Norris can grill a popsicle.

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Every time someone uses the word "intense", Chuck Norris always replies "you know what else is intense?" followed by a roundhouse kick to the face.

#586

Chuck Norris killed two stones with one bird.

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Chuck Norris doesn't say "who's your daddy", because he knows the answer.

#505

It works on my machine always holds true for Chuck Norris.

#292

Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris.

#182

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

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Chuck Norris can tie his shoe while running.

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The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.