Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.

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Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.

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When J. Robert Oppenheimer said "I am become death, the destroyer Of worlds", He was not referring to the atomic bomb. He was referring to the Chuck Norris halloween costume he was wearing.

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Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.

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If you work in an office with Chuck Norris, don't ask him for his three-hole-punch.

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Chuck Norris once round-house kicked a salesman. Over the phone.

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Chuck Norris hosting is 101% uptime guaranteed.

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If you try to kill -9 Chuck Norris' programs, it backfires.

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Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.

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Miss Daisy drove Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.

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Bill Gates thinks he's Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris actually laughed. Once.

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Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.