Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.

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Chuck Norris can make onions cry.

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Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

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Chuck Norris once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich.

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When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.

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Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.

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Chuck Norris once took LSD just to give his hallucinations a bad trip.

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Fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell. He can also detect hope, as in "I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris"

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It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

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The moon's shadow doesn't dare follow Chuck Norris.

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Condoms wear Chuck Norris for protection.

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Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.

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In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized.