Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.

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#661

Chuck Norris irons his trousers with them still on.

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Chuck Norris is the ultimate mutex, all threads fear him.

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Chuck Norris writes code that optimizes itself.

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Human cloning is outlawed because of Chuck Norris, because then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another Chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.

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All browsers support the hex definitions #chuck and #norris for the colors black and blue.

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Hellen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris was banned from competitive bullriding after a 1992 exhibition in San Antonio, when he rode the bull 1,346 miles from Texas to Milwaukee Wisconsin to pick up his dry cleaning.

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Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.

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Chuck Norris doesn't listen to heavy metal, he eats it for breakfast.

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In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized.

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When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the dumbells get tired.

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Project managers never ask Chuck Norris for estimations... ever.