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Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.

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Chuck Norris' dick is so big, it has it's own dick, and that dick is still bigger than yours.

Chuck Norris types with one finger. He points it at the keyboard and the keyboard does the rest.

Chuck Norris invented the internet, just so he had a place to store his porn.

Chuck Norris insists on strongly-typed programming languages.

Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.

Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts.

Chuck Norris' show is called Walker: Texas Ranger, because Chuck Norris doesn't run.

The word 'Kill' was invented by Chuck Norris. Other words were 'Die', 'Beer', and 'What'.

Chuck Norris does not need to type-cast. The Chuck-Norris Compiler (CNC) sees through things. All way down. Always.

Chuck Norris invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sexual intercourse, and football-- in that order.

Science Fact: Roundhouse kicks are comprised primarily of an element called Chucktanium.

When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.