Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.

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Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.

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Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground

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The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.

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The only pattern Chuck Norris knows is God Object.

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Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger. It is actually a list of fatalities that occurred during the making of the episode.

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Chuck Norris puts sunglasses on to protect the sun from his eyes.

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Chuck Norris can taste lies.

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When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesn't get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.

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Chuck Norris once ran around the Earth so fast he was able to roundhouse kick himself in the ass.

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Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick faster than the speed of light. This means that if you turn on a light switch, you will be dead before the lightbulb turns on.

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Chuck Norris understands women.

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Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.