Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.

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Chuck Norris can read a book in his sleep.

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For undercover police work, Chuck Norris pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest.

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Chuck Norris doesn't age, because time cannot keep up with him.

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Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with a mixture of iron shavings, industrial paint remover, and wood-grain alcohol.

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Chuck Norris' version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

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It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

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When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.

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Chuck Norris does not need a watch, he decides what time it is.

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The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.

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When Chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders.

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Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies closer. Close enough to drop them with one round house kick to the face.