Chuck Norris once took LSD just to give his hallucinations a bad trip.

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#72

The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

#137

Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.

#353

Chuck Norris knows everything there is to know - Except for the definition of mercy.

#364

In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease"

#674

Chuck Norris did it his way and Sinatra sang about it.

#486

Most tough men eat nails for breakfast. Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.

#36

The original title for Star Wars was "Skywalker: Texas Ranger". Starring Chuck Norris.

#458

The pen is mightier than the sword, but only if the pen is held by Chuck Norris.

#670

Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.

#99

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Chuck Norris once and he will roundhouse kick you in the face.

#281

Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

#656

Chuck Norris can go past the Character limit.