Chuck Norris once took LSD just to give his hallucinations a bad trip.

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#255

Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

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Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.

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In the movie "The Matrix", Chuck Norris is the Matrix. If you pay close attention in the green "falling code" scenes, you can make out the faint texture of his beard.

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The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.

#488

Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold. Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.

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A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease, 2. Chuck Norris, 3. Cancer

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Condoms wear Chuck Norris for protection.

#681

Chuck Norris CAN talk about fight club.

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Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

#108

Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

#216

Once you go Norris, you are physically unable to go back.

#643

Chuck Norris can milk ground beef from a cow.