Chuck Norris once took LSD just to give his hallucinations a bad trip.

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#711

What is the last thing that goes through the head of any Chuck Norris victim? His foot.

#523

Bill Gates thinks he's Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris actually laughed. Once.

#327

They had to edit the first ending of 'Lone Wolf McQuade' after Chuck Norris kicked David Carradine's ass, then proceeded to barbecue and eat him.

#82

When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.

#644

Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush. He roundhouse kicks it to the face.

#413

If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you.

#609

Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.

#710

When Chuck Norris works out he doesn't get stronger, the machine does.

#446

In the movie "The Matrix", Chuck Norris is the Matrix. If you pay close attention in the green "falling code" scenes, you can make out the faint texture of his beard.

#403

In the X-Men movies, none of the X-Men super-powers are done with special effects. Chuck Norris is the stuntman for every character.

#294

Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16. Seconds.

#301

Kryptonite has been found to contain trace elements of Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks to the face. This is why it is so deadly to Superman.