Chuck Norris once took LSD just to give his hallucinations a bad trip.

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#389

Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

#364

In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease"

#393

When in a bar, you can order a drink called a "Chuck Norris". It is also known as a "Bloody Mary", if your name happens to be Mary.

#144

When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.

#726

Chuck Norris doesn't have good aim. His bullets just know better than to miss.

#535

Chuck Norris doesn't needs try-catch, exceptions are too afraid to raise.

#342

Jean-Claude Van Damme once kicked Chuck Norris' ass. He was then awakened from his dream by a roundhouse kick to the face.

#270

Chuck Norris invented the internet, just so he had a place to store his porn.

#463

Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.

#209

Movie trivia: The movie "Invasion U.S.A. is, in fact, a documentary.

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Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.

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There is no April 1st in Chuck Norris' calendar, because no one can fool him.