Chuck Norris once took LSD just to give his hallucinations a bad trip.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#322

Chuck Norris can taste lies.

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If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always answers "Two seconds till". After you ask "Two seconds to what?", he roundhouse kicks you in the face.

#675

Chuck Norris can bake in a Freezer.

#299

Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Chuck Norris. He only has two needs: killing people and finding people to kill.

#270

Chuck Norris invented the internet, just so he had a place to store his porn.

#304

Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.

#657

Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.

#279

Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.

#353

Chuck Norris knows everything there is to know - Except for the definition of mercy.

#193

Using his trademark roundhouse kick, Chuck Norris once made a fieldgoal in RJ Stadium in Tampa Bay from the 50 yard line of Qualcomm stadium in San Diego.

#662

Chuck Norris will make your hair grow faster than Rogaine.

#110

Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.