Chuck Norris once took LSD just to give his hallucinations a bad trip.

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#311

Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off.

#388

A man once claimed Chuck Norris kicked his ass twice, but it was promptly dismissed as false - no one could survive it the first time.

#447

Chuck Norris' dick is so big, it has it's own dick, and that dick is still bigger than yours.

#297

Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.

#220

Chuck Norris doesn't play god. Playing is for children.

#619

Once Chuck Norris and Superman had a competition. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants.

#494

Chuck Norris doesn't need garbage collection because he doesn't call .Dispose(), he calls .DropKick().

#504

Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.

#325

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked her into a glacier.

#483

Chuck Norris describes human beings as "a sociable holder for blood and guts".

#417

Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.

#419

Chuck Norris once rode a nine foot grizzly bear through an automatic car wash, instead of taking a shower.