Chuck Norris once took LSD just to give his hallucinations a bad trip.

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#350

Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet, he has every internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking.

#280

One day Chuck Norris walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.

#375

Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.

#517

Chuck Norris doesn't need a debugger, he just stares down the bug until the code confesses.

#132

Chuck Norris' house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.

#308

The phrase 'break a leg' was originally coined by Chuck Norris' co-stars in Walker, Texas Ranger as a good luck charm, indicating that a broken leg might be the worst extent of their injuries. This never proved to be the case.

#564

No one has ever pair-programmed with Chuck Norris and lived to tell about it.

#697

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

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Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger. By yelling "Bang!"

#171

Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.

#560

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

#588

Chuck Norris can over-write a locked variable.