Chuck Norris once took LSD just to give his hallucinations a bad trip.

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#665

Chuck Norris doesn't drive, he tells the car where to go.

#187

A high tide means Chuck Norris is flying over your coast. The tide is caused by God pissing his pants.

#694

When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the dumbells get tired.

#469

Mr. T pities the fool. Chuck Norris rips the fool's head off.

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There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

#502

Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.

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Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

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Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.

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Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.

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Chuck Norris once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked.

#635

Chuck Norris once sold eBay to eBay on eBay.

#431

Chuck Norris was the orginal sculptor of Mount Rushmore. He completed the entire project using only a bottle opener and a drywall trowel.