Chuck Norris once took LSD just to give his hallucinations a bad trip.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#518

Chuck Norris can access private methods.

#211

There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.

#291

Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people.

#532

There is no Esc key on Chuck Norris' keyboard, because no one escapes Chuck Norris.

#462

When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.

#587

Chuck Norris can speak Braille.

#419

Chuck Norris once rode a nine foot grizzly bear through an automatic car wash, instead of taking a shower.

#601

Chuck Norris can download emails with his pick-up.

#453

Chuck Norris doesn't say "who's your daddy", because he knows the answer.

#201

If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.

#172

The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.

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The pie scene in "American Pie" is based on a dare Chuck Norris took when he was younger. However, in Chuck Norris' case, the "pie" was the molten crater of an active volcano.