Chuck Norris once took LSD just to give his hallucinations a bad trip.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#412

Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.

#359

Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.

#708

Chuck Norris died years ago, but the grim reaper can’t pick up the courage to tell him.

#340

If you were somehow able to land a punch on Chuck Norris your entire arm would shatter upon impact. This is only in theory, since, come on, who in their right mind would try this?

#189

There is in fact an 'I' in Norris, but there is no 'team'. Not even close.

#744

Chuck Norris once ran around the Earth so fast he was able to roundhouse kick himself in the ass.

#488

Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold. Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.

#574

Don't worry about tests, Chuck Norris' test cases cover your code too.

#280

One day Chuck Norris walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.

#484

Chuck Norris likes his ice like he likes his skulls: crushed.

#219

The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.

#409

Who let the dogs out? Chuck Norris let the dogs out... and then roundhouse kicked them through an Oldsmobile.