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Chuck Norris once took LSD just to give his hallucinations a bad trip.
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When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris has won the lifetime achievement award...twice.
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Chuck Norris can suck a garden hose through a golf ball.
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Chuck Norris is currently suing myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
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As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris."
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In a recent survey it was discovered the 94% of American women lost their virginity to Chuck Norris. The other 6% were incredibly fat or ugly.
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Chuck Norris protocol design method has no status, requests or responses, only commands.
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Chuck Norris can go past the Character limit.
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Chuck Norris sits at the stand-up.
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Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.
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Chuck Norris once pissed in a gas tank of a semi truck as a joke - that truck is now know as Optimus Prime.
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Brokeback Mountain is not just a movie. It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.
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