Chuck Norris once took LSD just to give his hallucinations a bad trip.

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#737

When Chuck Norris went to college, he told his father "You're the man of the house now".

#21

When J. Robert Oppenheimer said "I am become death, the destroyer Of worlds", He was not referring to the atomic bomb. He was referring to the Chuck Norris halloween costume he was wearing.

#262

That's not Chuck Norris doing push-ups -- that's Chuck Norris moving the Earth away from the path of a deadly asteroid.

#82

When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.

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Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this a slow Tuesday.

#367

In the Words of Julius Caesar, "Veni, Vidi, Vici, Chuck Norris". Translation: I came, I saw, and I was roundhouse-kicked inthe face by Chuck Norris.

#15

Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life.

#518

Chuck Norris can access private methods.

#326

Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky.

#654

Chuck Norris can dry his hair under water.

#588

Chuck Norris can over-write a locked variable.

#516

Chuck Norris doesn't need sudo, he just types "Chuck Norris" before his commands.