Chuck Norris once took LSD just to give his hallucinations a bad trip. 43 31 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 58% approval (74 votes)
Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick).
The pie scene in "American Pie" is based on a dare Chuck Norris took when he was younger. However, in Chuck Norris' case, the "pie" was the molten crater of an active volcano.
The term "Cleveland Steamer" got its name from Chuck Norris, when he took a dump while visiting the Rock and Roll Hall of fame and buried northern Ohio under a glacier of fecal matter.
The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.
Chuck Norris is the only person who can simultaneously hold and fire FIVE Uzis: One in each hand, one in each foot -- and the 5th one he roundhouse-kicks into the air, so that it sprays bullets.
Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies closer. Close enough to drop them with one round house kick to the face.
There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris.
Every time someone uses the word "intense", Chuck Norris always replies "you know what else is intense?" followed by a roundhouse kick to the face.
Chuck Norris did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.