Chuck Norris once took LSD just to give his hallucinations a bad trip.

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#130

When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

#728

Chuck Norris has won the lifetime achievement award...twice.

#741

Chuck Norris can suck a garden hose through a golf ball.

#202

Chuck Norris is currently suing myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

#26

As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris."

#236

In a recent survey it was discovered the 94% of American women lost their virginity to Chuck Norris. The other 6% were incredibly fat or ugly.

#543

Chuck Norris protocol design method has no status, requests or responses, only commands.

#656

Chuck Norris can go past the Character limit.

#597

Chuck Norris sits at the stand-up.

#648

Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.

#627

Chuck Norris once pissed in a gas tank of a semi truck as a joke - that truck is now know as Optimus Prime.

#277

Brokeback Mountain is not just a movie. It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.