Chuck Norris once took LSD just to give his hallucinations a bad trip.

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#436

Chuck Norris has banned rainbows from the state of North Dakota.

#592

Chuck Norris doesn't have pubic hairs because hair doesn't grow on balls of steel.

#620

Chuck Norris can make fire using two ice cubes.

#737

When Chuck Norris went to college, he told his father "You're the man of the house now".

#140

Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

#257

Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground

#648

Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.

#522

For Chuck Norris, NP-Hard = O(1).

#347

Jack Bauer tried to use his detailed knowledge of torture techniques, but to no avail: Chuck Norris thrives on pain. Chuck Norris then ripped off Jack Bauer's arm and beat him to death with it. Game, set, match.

#390

Chuck Norris owns a chain of fast-food restaurants throughout the southwest. They serve nothing but barbecue-flavored ice cream and Hot Pockets.

#703

Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.

#314

Guantuanamo Bay, Cuba, is the military code-word for "Chuck Norris' basement"