Chuck Norris once took LSD just to give his hallucinations a bad trip.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#25

When Chuck Norris says "More cowbell", he MEANS it.

#239

If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.

#410

Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick faster than the speed of light. This means that if you turn on a light switch, you will be dead before the lightbulb turns on.

#391

Chuck Norris doesn't chew gum. Chuck Norris chews tin foil.

#684

Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.

#383

Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.

#249

Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.

#484

Chuck Norris likes his ice like he likes his skulls: crushed.

#87

The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.

#160

Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

#621

Chuck Norris tears can cure the cancer, but the sad thing is Chuck Norris never cries.

#581

If you try to kill -9 Chuck Norris' programs, it backfires.