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The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-. These are also Chuck Norris' initials. This is not a coincidence.
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Chuck Norris can read a book in his sleep.
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Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.
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No one has ever spoken during review of Chuck Norris' code and lived to tell about it.
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Chuck Norris can download emails with his pick-up.
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When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.
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If you were somehow able to land a punch on Chuck Norris your entire arm would shatter upon impact. This is only in theory, since, come on, who in their right mind would try this?
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Divide Chuck Norris by zero and you will in fact get one........one bad-ass that is.
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What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.
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Chuck Norris solved the Travelling Salesman problem in O(1) time. Here's the pseudo-code: Break salesman into N pieces. Kick each piece to a different city.
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Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light
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When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.
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Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.
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