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The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-. These are also Chuck Norris' initials. This is not a coincidence.
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Chuck Norris can buy the Sunday paper on Tuesday.
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Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.
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Chuck Norris can laugh with a straight face.
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Chuck Norris once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich.
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Product Owners never ask Chuck Norris for more features. They ask for mercy.
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Chuck Norris never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.
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Chuck Norris' log statements are always at the FATAL level.
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Think of a hot woman. Chuck Norris did her.
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Chuck Norris knows everything there is to know - Except for the definition of mercy.
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Chuck Norris can hear sign language.
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Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.
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When you play Monopoly with Chuck Norris, you do not pass go, and you do not collect two hundred dollars. You will be lucky if you make it out alive.
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