The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-. These are also Chuck Norris' initials. This is not a coincidence.

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#719

Chuck Norris won the Tour de France with a stationary bicycle.

#623

Chuck Norris doesn't age, because time cannot keep up with him.

#426

Chuck Norris' penis is a third degree blackbelt, and an honorable 32nd-degree mason.

#618

Once death had a near Chuck Norris experience.

#498

MySpace actually isn't your space, it's Chuck's (he just lets you use it).

#398

Chuck Norris starts everyday with a protein shake made from Carnation Instant Breakfast, one dozen eggs, pure Colombian cocaine, and rattlesnake venom. He injects it directly into his neck with a syringe.

#546

Chuck Norris programs do not accept input.

#295

The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.

#135

Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.

#674

Chuck Norris did it his way and Sinatra sang about it.

#679

Chuck Norris understands women.

#175

Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.