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The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-. These are also Chuck Norris' initials. This is not a coincidence.
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Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird!
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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Chuck Norris once and he will roundhouse kick you in the face.
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Chuck Norris does not play the lottery. It doesn't have nearly enough balls.
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On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.
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Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.
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Chuck Norris killed two stones with one bird.
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In the Words of Julius Caesar, "Veni, Vidi, Vici, Chuck Norris". Translation: I came, I saw, and I was roundhouse-kicked inthe face by Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris' cat has 10 lives.
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Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square.
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Chuck Norris' brain waves are suspected to be harmful to cell phones.
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In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
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Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.
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