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The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-. These are also Chuck Norris' initials. This is not a coincidence.
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Chuck Norris does not style his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.
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Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.
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Chuck Norris doesn't needs try-catch, exceptions are too afraid to raise.
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When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.
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Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.
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Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.
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The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.
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Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.
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Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.
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Chuck Norris compresses his files by doing a flying round house kick to the hard drive.
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Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.
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Most boots are made for walkin'. Chuck Norris' boots ain't that merciful.
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