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The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-. These are also Chuck Norris' initials. This is not a coincidence.
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All arrays Chuck Norris declares are of infinite size, because Chuck Norris knows no bounds.
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When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.
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Chuck Norris doesn't drive, he tells the car where to go.
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Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you...Forty seven times.
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Chuck Norris irons his trousers with them still on.
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Chuck Norris invented the internet, just so he had a place to store his porn.
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Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
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CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.
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Chuck Norris doesn't turn on his faucet, he stares at it until it cries.
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Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
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They say curiosity killed the cat. This is false. Chuck Norris killed the cat. Every single one of them.
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Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.
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