The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-. These are also Chuck Norris' initials. This is not a coincidence. 391 306 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 56% approval (697 votes)
Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.
While investigating a series of reported sonic booms in the area around Chuck Norris' home, authorities determined Chuck was just testing chili recipes.
He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.
What many people dont know is Chuck Norris is the founder of planned parenthood. Not even unborn children can escape his wrath.
If you were somehow able to land a punch on Chuck Norris your entire arm would shatter upon impact. This is only in theory, since, come on, who in their right mind would try this?
Chuck Norris does not kick ass and take names. In fact, Chuck Norris kicks ass and assigns the corpse a number. It is currently recorded to be in the billions.