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The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-. These are also Chuck Norris' initials. This is not a coincidence.
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Chuck Norris can tie his shoe while running.
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There is no Esc key on Chuck Norris' keyboard, because no one escapes Chuck Norris.
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The word 'Kill' was invented by Chuck Norris. Other words were 'Die', 'Beer', and 'What'.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have disk latency because the hard drive knows to hurry the hell up.
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The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends"
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Chuck Norris never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.
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When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
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Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush. He roundhouse kicks it to the face.
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Chuck Norris' favorite cereal is Kellogg's Nails 'N' Gravel.
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Chuck Norris' keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris CAN count his chickens before they hatch.
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