Roundhouse your way through 682 Chuck Norris facts

The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-. These are also Chuck Norris' initials. This is not a coincidence.

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There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.

A man once claimed Chuck Norris kicked his ass twice, but it was promptly dismissed as false - no one could survive it the first time.

Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.

It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

Chuck Norris can eat one pringle.

When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.

Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies closer. Close enough to drop them with one round house kick to the face.

Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb. On his penis.

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold.

Let the Bodies Hit the Floor was originally written as Chuck Norris' theme song.

Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?"