The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-. These are also Chuck Norris' initials. This is not a coincidence.

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#527

No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.

#611

Chuck Norris died before 20 years, Death doesn't have the courage to tell him yet.

#67

The dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. You know what happened to them.

#707

Some people can piss their name in to snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name in to concrete.

#728

Chuck Norris has won the lifetime achievement award...twice.

#596

Chuck Norris' unit tests don't run. They die.

#21

When J. Robert Oppenheimer said "I am become death, the destroyer Of worlds", He was not referring to the atomic bomb. He was referring to the Chuck Norris halloween costume he was wearing.

#9

Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this a slow Tuesday.

#524

Chuck Norris is actually the front man for Apple. He let's Steve Jobs run the show when he's on a mission. Chuck Norris is always on a mission.

#54

Chuck Norris' programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.

#384

Chuck Norris uses tabasco sauce instead of visine.

#555

Chuck Norris compresses his files by doing a flying round house kick to the hard drive.