The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-. These are also Chuck Norris' initials. This is not a coincidence. 391 306 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 56% approval (697 votes)
Chuck Norris did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.
While investigating a series of reported sonic booms in the area around Chuck Norris' home, authorities determined Chuck was just testing chili recipes.
Chuck Norris once rode a nine foot grizzly bear through an automatic car wash, instead of taking a shower.
When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.
A movie scene depicting Chuck Norris losing a fight with Bruce Lee was the product of history's most expensive visual effect. When adjusted for inflation, the effect cost more than the Gross National Product of Paraguay.
The 1972 Miami Dolphins lost one game, it was a game vs. Chuck Norris and three seven year old girls. Chuck Norris won with a roundhouse-kick to the face in overtime.
Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies closer. Close enough to drop them with one round house kick to the face.