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The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-. These are also Chuck Norris' initials. This is not a coincidence.
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Chuck Norris does not "style" his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.
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Chuck Norris eats lightning and shits out thunder.
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Chuck Norris doesn't pair program.
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Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.
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Chuck Norris can dry his hair under water.
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Chuck Norris made the sun by rubbing his hands together.
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Chuck Norris can read from an input stream.
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Chuck Norris was what Willis was talkin' about.
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What is the last thing that goes through the head of any Chuck Norris victim? His foot.
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Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.
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Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
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Chuck Norris can over-write a locked variable.
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