The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-. These are also Chuck Norris' initials. This is not a coincidence.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#163

Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.

#407

Chuck Norris is his own line at the DMV.

#584

Product Owners never ask Chuck Norris for more features. They ask for mercy.

#333

Chuck Norris' first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors.

#672

Chuck Norris can laugh with a straight face.

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Chuck Norris proved that we are alone in the universe. We weren't before his first space expedition.

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Chuck Norris once sued Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr, insisting that that actually is "his" way.

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Chuck Norris programs occupy 150% of CPU, even when they are not executing.

#170

You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In actuality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.

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Chuck Norris killed two stones with one bird.

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Chuck Norris once ran around the Earth so fast he was able to roundhouse kick himself in the ass.

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The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.