The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-. These are also Chuck Norris' initials. This is not a coincidence.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#254

Chuck Norris was what Willis was talkin' about.

#95

Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.

#366

If you work in an office with Chuck Norris, don't ask him for his three-hole-punch.

#470

Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean. The tsunamis were killing people.

#559

With Chuck Norris P = NP. There's no nondeterminism with Chuck Norris decisions.

#746

Chuck Norris remembers the future.

#165

Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.

#466

Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you...Forty seven times.

#505

It works on my machine always holds true for Chuck Norris.

#217

Ninjas want to grow up to be just like Chuck Norris. But usually they grow up just to be killed by Chuck Norris.

#485

Chuck Norris can kick through all 6 degrees of separation, hitting anyone, anywhere, in the face, at any time.

#615

Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.