You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In actuality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you. 326 319 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 51% approval (645 votes)
What many people dont know is Chuck Norris is the founder of planned parenthood. Not even unborn children can escape his wrath.
Every time Chuck Norris smiles, someone dies. Unless he smiles while he's roundhouse kicking someone in the face. Then two people die.
The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.
Chuck Norris once sued Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr, insisting that that actually is "his" way.
After taking a steroids test doctors informed Chuck Norris that he had tested positive. He laughed upon receiving this information, and said "of course my urine tested positive, what do you think they make steroids from?"
Chuck Norris once pissed in a gas tank of a semi truck as a joke - that truck is now know as Optimus Prime.