You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In actuality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#429

Chuck Norris once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked.

#461

The air around Chuck Norris is always a balmy 78 degrees.

#723

Chuck Norris can buy the Sunday paper on Tuesday.

#181

Chuck Norris is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.

#430

The Drummer for Def Leppard's only got one arm. Chuck Norris needed a back scratcher.

#404

We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.

#240

Fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell. He can also detect hope, as in "I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris"

#483

Chuck Norris describes human beings as "a sociable holder for blood and guts".

#677

Chuck Norris doesn't listen to heavy metal, he eats it for breakfast.

#547

Chuck Norris can install iTunes without installing Quicktime.

#431

Chuck Norris was the orginal sculptor of Mount Rushmore. He completed the entire project using only a bottle opener and a drywall trowel.

#227

'Icy-Hot' is too weak for Chuck Norris. After a workout, Chuck Norris rubs his muscles down with liquid-hot MAGMA.