It is said that looking into Chuck Norris' eyes will reveal your future. Unfortunately, everybody's future is always the same: death by a roundhouse-kick to the face.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#169

It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

#507

Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.

#457

Chuck Norris once round-house kicked a salesman. Over the phone.

#259

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.

#180

It takes 14 puppeteers to make Chuck Norris smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage.

#236

In a recent survey it was discovered the 94% of American women lost their virginity to Chuck Norris. The other 6% were incredibly fat or ugly.

#535

Chuck Norris doesn't needs try-catch, exceptions are too afraid to raise.

#87

The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.

#629

Chuck Norris can stand on his head. His dick-head.

#195

Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold.

#700

Guns are warned not to play with Chuck Norris.

#426

Chuck Norris' penis is a third degree blackbelt, and an honorable 32nd-degree mason.