The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.

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Mike Tyson chipped a tooth on Chuck Norris' ear.

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That's not Chuck Norris doing push-ups -- that's Chuck Norris moving the Earth away from the path of a deadly asteroid.

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The class object inherits from Chuck Norris

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The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.

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If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.

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Using his trademark roundhouse kick, Chuck Norris once made a fieldgoal in RJ Stadium in Tampa Bay from the 50 yard line of Qualcomm stadium in San Diego.

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Chuck Norris hit 11 out of 10 targets, with 9 bullets.

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Superman once watched an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. He then cried himself to sleep.

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As a teen, Chuck Norris had sex with every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later the nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in professional football history.

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In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease"

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Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this a slow Tuesday.