The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#467

The 1972 Miami Dolphins lost one game, it was a game vs. Chuck Norris and three seven year old girls. Chuck Norris won with a roundhouse-kick to the face in overtime.

#613

Chuck Norris can make onions cry.

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If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.

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Chuck Norris has a mug of nails instead of coffee in the morning.

#283

When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.

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Saddam Hussein was not found hiding in a hole. Saddam was roundhouse-kicked in the head by Chuck Norris in Kansas, which sent him through the earth, stopping just short of the surface of Iraq.

#314

Guantuanamo Bay, Cuba, is the military code-word for "Chuck Norris' basement"

#156

Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.

#504

Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.

#464

According to the Bible, God created the universe in six days. Before that, Chuck Norris created God by snapping his fingers.

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If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always answers "Two seconds till". After you ask "Two seconds to what?", he roundhouse kicks you in the face.

#170

You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In actuality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.