The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#375

Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.

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The term "Cleveland Steamer" got its name from Chuck Norris, when he took a dump while visiting the Rock and Roll Hall of fame and buried northern Ohio under a glacier of fecal matter.

#610

Dark spots on the Moon are the result of Chuck Norris' shooting practice.

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After returning from World War 2 unscrathed, Bob Dole was congratulated by Chuck Norris with a handshake. The rest is history.

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Chuck Norris' brain waves are suspected to be harmful to cell phones.

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Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

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Chuck Norris is the only person to ever win a staring contest against Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder.

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For undercover police work, Chuck Norris pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest.

#371

Chuck Norris can be unlocked on the hardest level of Tekken. But only Chuck Norris is skilled enough to unlock himself. Then he roundhouse kicks the Playstation back to Japan.

#307

Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

#568

Chuck Norris can dereference NULL.

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Once you go Norris, you are physically unable to go back.