The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.

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More Chuck Norris facts

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Chuck Norris caught a bullet by blinking.

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As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris."

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Chuck Norris once worked as a weatherman for the San Diego evening news. Every night he would make the same forecast: Partly cloudy with a 75% chance of Pain.

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Chuck Norris drove his mom home from the hospital after she gave birth to him.

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Chuck Norris killed two stones with one bird.

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When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

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Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.

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Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

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Fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell. He can also detect hope, as in "I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris"

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A high tide means Chuck Norris is flying over your coast. The tide is caused by God pissing his pants.

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Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.

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Chuck Norris can break water in half.