The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.

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More Chuck Norris facts

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For Spring Break '05, Chuck Norris drove to Madagascar, riding a chariot pulled by two electric eels.

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Chuck Norris is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.

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Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

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Chuck Norris drove his mom home from the hospital after she gave birth to him.

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Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.

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Chuck Norris causes the Windows Blue Screen of Death.

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Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies closer. Close enough to drop them with one round house kick to the face.

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Love does not hurt. Chuck Norris does.

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Chuck Norris CAN count his chickens before they hatch.

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What is the last thing that goes through the head of any Chuck Norris victim? His foot.

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Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.

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Chuck Norris just says "no" to drugs. If he said "yes", it would collapse Colombia's infrastructure.