The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#225

Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

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Chuck Norris is the only man who has, literally, beaten the odds. With his fists.

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Chuck Norris uses canvas in IE.

#517

Chuck Norris doesn't need a debugger, he just stares down the bug until the code confesses.

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The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.

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Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people.

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The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

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There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.

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Science Fact: Roundhouse kicks are comprised primarily of an element called Chucktanium.

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The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.

#249

Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.

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When Chuck Norris was born, he immediately had sex with the first nurse he saw. He was her first. She was his third. That afternoon.