The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#117

Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.

#466

Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you...Forty seven times.

#255

Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

#530

Chuck Norris doesn't need to use AJAX because pages are too afraid to postback anyways.

#638

Chuck Norris puts sunglasses on to protect the sun from his eyes.

#108

Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

#465

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in ravioli. He stuffs a live turtle with beef and smothers it in pig's blood.

#333

Chuck Norris' first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors.

#515

To Chuck Norris, everything contains a vulnerability.

#148

Chuck Norris doesnt shave, he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.

#573

Chuck Norris uses canvas in IE.

#25

When Chuck Norris says "More cowbell", he MEANS it.