The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings. 313 341 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 48% approval (654 votes)
Faster than a speeding bullet... More powerful than a locomotive... Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... These are some of Chuck Norris' warm-up exercises.
Archaeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined victim as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"
How many Chuck Norris' does it take to change a light bulb? None, Chuck Norris prefers to kill in the dark.