The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings. 312 342 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 48% approval (654 votes)
Jean-Claude Van Damme once kicked Chuck Norris' ass. He was then awakened from his dream by a roundhouse kick to the face.
While investigating a series of reported sonic booms in the area around Chuck Norris' home, authorities determined Chuck was just testing chili recipes.
The pie scene in "American Pie" is based on a dare Chuck Norris took when he was younger. However, in Chuck Norris' case, the "pie" was the molten crater of an active volcano.
Tom Clancy has to pay royalties to Chuck Norris because "The Sum of All Fears" is the name of Chuck Norris' autobiography.
There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.