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The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.
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Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
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Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you...Forty seven times.
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Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need to use AJAX because pages are too afraid to postback anyways.
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Chuck Norris puts sunglasses on to protect the sun from his eyes.
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Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
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Chuck Norris doesn't believe in ravioli. He stuffs a live turtle with beef and smothers it in pig's blood.
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Chuck Norris' first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors.
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To Chuck Norris, everything contains a vulnerability.
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Chuck Norris doesnt shave, he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris uses canvas in IE.
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When Chuck Norris says "More cowbell", he MEANS it.
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