The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings. 312 342 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 48% approval (654 votes)
It is said that looking into Chuck Norris' eyes will reveal your future. Unfortunately, everybody's future is always the same: death by a roundhouse-kick to the face.
Chuck Norris' sperm is so badass, he had sex with Nicole Kidman, and 7 months later she prematurely gave birth to a Ford Excursion.