The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#432

Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.

#167

Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.

#383

Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.

#203

The crossing lights in Chuck Norris' home town say "Die slowly" and "die quickly". They each have a picture of Chuck Norris punching or kicking a pedestrian.

#336

Chuck Norris' testicles do not produce sperm. They produce tiny white ninjas that recognize only one mission: seek and destroy.

#616

Once Chuck Norris signed a cheque and the bank bounced.

#639

Chuck Norris can lock a safe and keep the key inside it.

#511

Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.

#565

No one has ever spoken during review of Chuck Norris' code and lived to tell about it.

#219

The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.

#529

Chuck Norris can write multi-threaded applications with a single thread.

#542

Chuck Norris insists on strongly-typed programming languages.