The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings. 313 341 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 48% approval (654 votes)
How many Chuck Norris' does it take to change a light bulb? None, Chuck Norris prefers to kill in the dark.
President Roosevelt once rode his horse 100 miles. Chuck Norris carried his the same distance in half the time.
Jean-Claude Van Damme once kicked Chuck Norris' ass. He was then awakened from his dream by a roundhouse kick to the face.
Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.
Archaeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined victim as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"