The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.

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#429

Chuck Norris once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked.

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Chuck Norris just says "no" to drugs. If he said "yes", it would collapse Colombia's infrastructure.

#399

In a tagteam match, Chuck Norris was teamed with Hulk Hogan against King Kong Bundy and Andre The Giant. He pinned all 3 at the same time.

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If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

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Chuck Norris once arm-wrestled himself ... and won.

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Chuck Norris' log statements are always at the FATAL level.

#325

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked her into a glacier.

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Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

#311

Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off.

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The phrase 'balls to the wall' was originally conceived to describe Chuck Norris entering any building smaller than an aircraft hangar.

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Chuck Norris can buy the Sunday paper on Tuesday.

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Chuck Norris describes human beings as "a sociable holder for blood and guts".