The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.

312 341

More Chuck Norris facts

#344

Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.

#379

Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.

#458

The pen is mightier than the sword, but only if the pen is held by Chuck Norris.

#154

Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.

#215

Along with his black belt, Chuck Norris often chooses to wear brown shoes. No one has DARED call him on it. Ever.

#707

Some people can piss their name in to snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name in to concrete.

#409

Who let the dogs out? Chuck Norris let the dogs out... and then roundhouse kicked them through an Oldsmobile.

#601

Chuck Norris can download emails with his pick-up.

#180

It takes 14 puppeteers to make Chuck Norris smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage.

#547

Chuck Norris can install iTunes without installing Quicktime.

#739

Chuck Norris can kill seven with one blow. By literally blowing on them.

#414

Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts.