The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#612

There is no April 1st in Chuck Norris' calendar, because no one can fool him.

#248

The US did not boycott the 1980 Summer Olympics in Moscow due to political reasons: Chuck Norris killed the entire US team with a single round-house kick during TaeKwonDo practice.

#452

One time, at band camp, Chuck Norris ate a percussionist.

#317

Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.

#194

Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.

#244

Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with a mixture of iron shavings, industrial paint remover, and wood-grain alcohol.

#727

Chuck Norris bit the apple logo.

#388

A man once claimed Chuck Norris kicked his ass twice, but it was promptly dismissed as false - no one could survive it the first time.

#605

Only Chuck Norris shuts down websites without due process, not SOPA or PIPA.

#91

Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle - you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.

#562

Chuck Norris eats lightning and shits out thunder.

#618

Once death had a near Chuck Norris experience.