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The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.

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What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.

Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.

Each hair in Chuck Norris' beard contributes to make the world's largest DDOS.

The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.

Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you...Forty seven times.

There is no Esc key on Chuck Norris' keyboard, because no one escapes Chuck Norris.

Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.

Chuck Norris' version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.

Let the Bodies Hit the Floor was originally written as Chuck Norris' theme song.

Chuck Norris' penis is a third degree blackbelt, and an honorable 32nd-degree mason.

The pie scene in "American Pie" is based on a dare Chuck Norris took when he was younger. However, in Chuck Norris' case, the "pie" was the molten crater of an active volcano.