The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.

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More Chuck Norris facts

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When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.

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What many people dont know is Chuck Norris is the founder of planned parenthood. Not even unborn children can escape his wrath.

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Chuck Norris doesn't turn on his faucet, he stares at it until it cries.

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Chuck Norris doesn't play god. Playing is for children.

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The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.

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For undercover police work, Chuck Norris pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest.

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Most tough men eat nails for breakfast. Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.

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Chuck Norris can retrieve anything from /dev/null.

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The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured Chuck Norris instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as Chuck roundhouse-kicked Sauron's ass halfway through the first chapter.

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Chuck Norris understands women.

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Only Chuck Norris can prevent forest fires.

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Chuck Norris' programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.