The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.

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#632

Knock knock, who's there? Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris who? Sorry, joke is over when Chuck Norris gets involved!

#30

Chuck Norris' version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.

#418

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.

#26

As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris."

#265

Chuck Norris does not play the lottery. It doesn't have nearly enough balls.

#36

The original title for Star Wars was "Skywalker: Texas Ranger". Starring Chuck Norris.

#355

Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.

#705

Chuck Norris can read a book in his sleep.

#321

Staring at Chuck Norris for extended periods of time without proper eye protection will cause blindess, and possibly foot sized brusies on the face.

#69

Chuck Norris was exposed to the Coronavirus. The virus is now in quarantine for two weeks.

#295

The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.

#706

When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.