The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#605

Only Chuck Norris shuts down websites without due process, not SOPA or PIPA.

#154

Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.

#525

Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.

#189

There is in fact an 'I' in Norris, but there is no 'team'. Not even close.

#507

Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.

#13

If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.

#174

When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them.

#338

There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.

#68

Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

#365

Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.

#274

Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.

#153

When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.