The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.

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The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.

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Chuck Norris died before 20 years, Death doesn't have the courage to tell him yet.

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If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.

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There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

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Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

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Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird!

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Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light

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Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.

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Chuck Norris' beard can type 140 wpm.

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Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.

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Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.

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Chuck Norris' penis is a third degree blackbelt, and an honorable 32nd-degree mason.