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The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.

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Chuck Norris' first program was kill -9.

Chuck Norris can break water in half.

The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured Chuck Norris instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as Chuck roundhouse-kicked Sauron's ass halfway through the first chapter.

Chuck Norris' beard can type 140 wpm.

Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.

Chuck Norris doesn't need an account. He just logs in.

As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.

If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.

There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.

Don't worry about tests, Chuck Norris' test cases cover your code too.

Each hair in Chuck Norris' beard contributes to make the world's largest DDOS.

Chuck Norris' dick is so big, it has it's own dick, and that dick is still bigger than yours.