The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.

312 342

More Chuck Norris facts

#418

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.

#346

MacGyver immediately tried to make a bomb out of some Q-Tips and Gatorade, but Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the solar plexus. MacGyver promptly threw up his own heart.

#455

Love does not hurt. Chuck Norris does.

#558

Chuck Norris once won a game of connect four in 3 moves.

#378

President Roosevelt once rode his horse 100 miles. Chuck Norris carried his the same distance in half the time.

#176

James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.

#201

If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.

#288

Chuck Norris once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.

#697

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

#662

Chuck Norris will make your hair grow faster than Rogaine.

#52

Chuck Norris' log statements are always at the FATAL level.

#271

Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.