The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#95

Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.

#501

The only pattern Chuck Norris knows is God Object.

#315

The phrase 'balls to the wall' was originally conceived to describe Chuck Norris entering any building smaller than an aircraft hangar.

#457

Chuck Norris once round-house kicked a salesman. Over the phone.

#358

182,000 Americans die from Chuck Norris-related accidents every year.

#534

Chuck Norris breaks RSA 128-bit encrypted codes in milliseconds.

#588

Chuck Norris can over-write a locked variable.

#531

Chuck Norris doesn't use reflection, reflection asks politely for his help.

#440

Chuck Norris runs on batteries. Specifically, Die Hards.

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Chuck Norris can kill seven with one blow. By literally blowing on them.

#114

Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe with eleven herbs and spices. Nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.

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Chuck Norris once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.