The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings. 312 342 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 48% approval (654 votes)
The crossing lights in Chuck Norris' home town say "Die slowly" and "die quickly". They each have a picture of Chuck Norris punching or kicking a pedestrian.
It's widely believed that Jesus was Chuck Norris' stunt double for crucifixion due to the fact that it is impossible for nails to pierce Chuck Norris' skin.