Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them. 391 321 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 55% approval (712 votes)
Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
They say curiosity killed the cat. This is false. Chuck Norris killed the cat. Every single one of them.
The phrase 'balls to the wall' was originally conceived to describe Chuck Norris entering any building smaller than an aircraft hangar.