Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#231

Chuck Norris once pulled out a single hair from his beard and skewered three men through the heart with it.

#204

Science Fact: Roundhouse kicks are comprised primarily of an element called Chucktanium.

#389

Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

#726

Chuck Norris doesn't have good aim. His bullets just know better than to miss.

#110

Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.

#247

Most boots are made for walkin'. Chuck Norris' boots ain't that merciful.

#102

Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.

#260

It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.

#341

70% of a human's weight is water. 70% of Chuck Norris' weight is his dick.

#669

Everyone has a guardian angel except Chuck... he guards himself.

#245

The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.

#640

Jaws stays on the beach when Chuck Norris swims.