Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#403

In the X-Men movies, none of the X-Men super-powers are done with special effects. Chuck Norris is the stuntman for every character.

#502

Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.

#723

Chuck Norris can buy the Sunday paper on Tuesday.

#708

Chuck Norris died years ago, but the grim reaper can’t pick up the courage to tell him.

#232

In an act of great philanthropy, Chuck made a generous donation to the American Cancer Society. He donated 6,000 dead bodies for scientific research.

#179

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

#157

Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!

#531

Chuck Norris doesn't use reflection, reflection asks politely for his help.

#66

If Chuck Norris were to travel to an alternate dimension in which there was another Chuck Norris and they both fought, they would both win.

#363

Chuck Norris never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.

#599

How many Chuck Norris' require to screw a light bulb? None, he will screw it all.

#499

Chuck Norris can write infinite recursion functions and have them return.