Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.

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#675

Chuck Norris can bake in a Freezer.

#596

Chuck Norris' unit tests don't run. They die.

#241

Chuck Norris' show is called Walker: Texas Ranger, because Chuck Norris doesn't run.

#178

Thousands of years ago Chuck Norris came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decendents now have white hair.

#440

Chuck Norris runs on batteries. Specifically, Die Hards.

#490

All arrays Chuck Norris declares are of infinite size, because Chuck Norris knows no bounds.

#287

Human cloning is outlawed because of Chuck Norris, because then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another Chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.

#377

There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.

#616

Once Chuck Norris signed a cheque and the bank bounced.

#654

Chuck Norris can dry his hair under water.

#471

Chuck Norris has volunteered to remain on earth after the Rapture; he will spend his time fighting the Anti-Christ.

#273

Chuck Norris is the only person to ever win a staring contest against Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder.