Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.

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#165

Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.

#545

Chuck Norris can spawn threads that complete before they are started.

#356

When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.

#721

Chuck Norris fought the law, and Chuck Norris won.

#693

It's never a party without Chuck Norris.

#311

Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off.

#695

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

#717

The flu gets a Chuck Norris shot every year.

#8

Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.

#29

Chuck Norris kills anyone that asks: "Do you want fries with that?". Because by now everyone should know that Chuck doesn't want fries with anything. Ever.

#342

Jean-Claude Van Damme once kicked Chuck Norris' ass. He was then awakened from his dream by a roundhouse kick to the face.

#114

Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe with eleven herbs and spices. Nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.