Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.

391 321

More Chuck Norris facts

#627

Chuck Norris once pissed in a gas tank of a semi truck as a joke - that truck is now know as Optimus Prime.

#13

If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.

#269

Crime does not pay - unless you are an undertaker following Walker, Texas Ranger, on a routine patrol.

#655

Chuck Norris once beat a wall at tennis.

#521

The class object inherits from Chuck Norris

#171

Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.

#677

Chuck Norris doesn't listen to heavy metal, he eats it for breakfast.

#42

Chuck Norris has never been accused of murder because his roundhouse kicks are recognized as "acts of God".

#588

Chuck Norris can over-write a locked variable.

#102

Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.

#691

Chuck Norris is Simon Cowell's judge.

#370

When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.