Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them. 391 321 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 55% approval (712 votes)
They say curiosity killed the cat. This is false. Chuck Norris killed the cat. Every single one of them.
Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
Once Chuck Norris and Superman had a competition. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants.
The best-laid plans of mice and men often go awry. Even the worst-laid plans of Chuck Norris come off without a hitch.