Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them. 391 323 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 55% approval (714 votes)
They say curiosity killed the cat. This is false. Chuck Norris killed the cat. Every single one of them.
Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
Chuck Norris never has to build his program to machine code. Machines have learnt to interpret Chuck Norris code.
A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.