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Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.
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Chuck Norris does infinite loops in 4 seconds.
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When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.
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Some kids play Kick the can. Chuck Norris played Kick the keg.
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What many people dont know is Chuck Norris is the founder of planned parenthood. Not even unborn children can escape his wrath.
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When Chuck Norris is web surfing websites get the message "Warning: Internet Explorer has deemed this user to be malicious or dangerous. Proceed?"
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Everyone has a guardian angel except Chuck... he guards himself.
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Chuck Norris' testicles do not produce sperm. They produce tiny white ninjas that recognize only one mission: seek and destroy.
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Chuck Norris could use anything in java.util.* to kill you, including the javadocs.
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Chuck Norris can kick through all 6 degrees of separation, hitting anyone, anywhere, in the face, at any time.
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Before he forgot a gift for Chuck Norris, Santa Claus was real.
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Chuck Norris can go past the Character limit.
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MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips. Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.
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