Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#108

Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

#18

Chuck Norris does not "style" his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

#499

Chuck Norris can write infinite recursion functions and have them return.

#228

Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.

#435

The Manhattan Project was not intended to create nuclear weapons, it was meant to recreate the destructive power in a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick. They didn't even come close.

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Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

#378

President Roosevelt once rode his horse 100 miles. Chuck Norris carried his the same distance in half the time.

#374

As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.

#408

Two wrongs don't make a right. Unless you're Chuck Norris. Then two wrongs make a roundhouse kick to the face.

#47

Chuck Norris' keyboard has the Any key.

#481

Chuck Norris wipes his ass with chain mail and sandpaper.

#498

MySpace actually isn't your space, it's Chuck's (he just lets you use it).