Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#583

Chuck Norris does infinite loops in 4 seconds.

#145

When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.

#226

Some kids play Kick the can. Chuck Norris played Kick the keg.

#380

What many people dont know is Chuck Norris is the founder of planned parenthood. Not even unborn children can escape his wrath.

#513

When Chuck Norris is web surfing websites get the message "Warning: Internet Explorer has deemed this user to be malicious or dangerous. Proceed?"

#669

Everyone has a guardian angel except Chuck... he guards himself.

#336

Chuck Norris' testicles do not produce sperm. They produce tiny white ninjas that recognize only one mission: seek and destroy.

#603

Chuck Norris could use anything in java.util.* to kill you, including the javadocs.

#485

Chuck Norris can kick through all 6 degrees of separation, hitting anyone, anywhere, in the face, at any time.

#716

Before he forgot a gift for Chuck Norris, Santa Claus was real.

#656

Chuck Norris can go past the Character limit.

#74

MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips. Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.