Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.

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#611

Chuck Norris died before 20 years, Death doesn't have the courage to tell him yet.

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The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.

#315

The phrase 'balls to the wall' was originally conceived to describe Chuck Norris entering any building smaller than an aircraft hangar.

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Chuck Norris never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.

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Chuck Norris' favourite cut of meat is the roundhouse.

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Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

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Chuck Norris tears can cure the cancer, but the sad thing is Chuck Norris never cries.

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Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

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Most people fear the Reaper. Chuck Norris considers him "a promising Rookie".

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Chuck Norris once beat a wall at tennis.

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How many Chuck Norris' does it take to change a light bulb? None, Chuck Norris prefers to kill in the dark.

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The Drummer for Def Leppard's only got one arm. Chuck Norris needed a back scratcher.