Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#47

Chuck Norris' keyboard has the Any key.

#402

For undercover police work, Chuck Norris pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest.

#127

When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.

#101

If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

#280

One day Chuck Norris walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.

#59

Champions eat wheaties for breakfast. Chuck Norris eats champions for breakfast.

#403

In the X-Men movies, none of the X-Men super-powers are done with special effects. Chuck Norris is the stuntman for every character.

#138

If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.

#527

No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.

#119

The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.

#608

Once a police officer caught Chuck Norris, the cop was lucky enough to escape with a warning.

#541

Chuck Norris' programs never exit, they terminate.