Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.

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#612

There is no April 1st in Chuck Norris' calendar, because no one can fool him.

#243

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.

#691

Chuck Norris is Simon Cowell's judge.

#356

When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.

#560

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

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For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.

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In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus AND the jeep.

#246

There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.

#441

Let the Bodies Hit the Floor was originally written as Chuck Norris' theme song.

#204

Science Fact: Roundhouse kicks are comprised primarily of an element called Chucktanium.

#438

TNT was originally developed by Chuck Norris to cure indigestion.

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If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.