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Science Fact: Roundhouse kicks are comprised primarily of an element called Chucktanium.
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Chuck Norris can go past the Character limit.
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Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.
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When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.
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They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.
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Once a police officer caught Chuck Norris, the cop was lucky enough to escape with a warning.
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Chuck Norris is the only person who can simultaneously hold and fire FIVE Uzis: One in each hand, one in each foot -- and the 5th one he roundhouse-kicks into the air, so that it sprays bullets.
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Chuck Norris describes human beings as "a sociable holder for blood and guts".
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Chuck Norris once pulled out a single hair from his beard and skewered three men through the heart with it.
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Chuck Norris can read and write emails from a typewriter.
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Chuck Norris can hear the speed of light.
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Chuck Norris can drown a fish.
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Chuck Norris did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.
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