Science Fact: Roundhouse kicks are comprised primarily of an element called Chucktanium.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#656

Chuck Norris can go past the Character limit.

#344

Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.

#444

When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.

#418

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.

#608

Once a police officer caught Chuck Norris, the cop was lucky enough to escape with a warning.

#401

Chuck Norris is the only person who can simultaneously hold and fire FIVE Uzis: One in each hand, one in each foot -- and the 5th one he roundhouse-kicks into the air, so that it sprays bullets.

#483

Chuck Norris describes human beings as "a sociable holder for blood and guts".

#231

Chuck Norris once pulled out a single hair from his beard and skewered three men through the heart with it.

#725

Chuck Norris can read and write emails from a typewriter.

#642

Chuck Norris can hear the speed of light.

#617

Chuck Norris can drown a fish.

#487

Chuck Norris did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.