Science Fact: Roundhouse kicks are comprised primarily of an element called Chucktanium.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#460

Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger. It is actually a list of fatalities that occurred during the making of the episode.

#430

The Drummer for Def Leppard's only got one arm. Chuck Norris needed a back scratcher.

#592

Chuck Norris doesn't have pubic hairs because hair doesn't grow on balls of steel.

#606

Chuck Norris does not need a watch, he decides what time it is.

#307

Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

#525

Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.

#202

Chuck Norris is currently suing myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

#256

Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

#419

Chuck Norris once rode a nine foot grizzly bear through an automatic car wash, instead of taking a shower.

#144

When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.

#605

Only Chuck Norris shuts down websites without due process, not SOPA or PIPA.

#545

Chuck Norris can spawn threads that complete before they are started.