Science Fact: Roundhouse kicks are comprised primarily of an element called Chucktanium.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#489

When Chuck Norris throws exceptions, it's across the room.

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CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.

#203

The crossing lights in Chuck Norris' home town say "Die slowly" and "die quickly". They each have a picture of Chuck Norris punching or kicking a pedestrian.

#528

Chuck Norris doesn't pair program.

#584

Product Owners never ask Chuck Norris for more features. They ask for mercy.

#300

The truth will set you free. Unless Chuck Norris has you, in which case, forget it buddy!

#646

Chuck Norris can hear sign language.

#376

Most people fear the Reaper. Chuck Norris considers him "a promising Rookie".

#414

Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts.

#165

Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.

#548

Chuck Norris doesn't need an OS.

#163

Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.