Science Fact: Roundhouse kicks are comprised primarily of an element called Chucktanium.

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#344

Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.

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The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends"

#345

Noah was the only man notified before Chuck Norris relieved himself in the Atlantic Ocean.

#589

Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.

#264

Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken.

#681

Chuck Norris CAN talk about fight club.

#38

The pie scene in "American Pie" is based on a dare Chuck Norris took when he was younger. However, in Chuck Norris' case, the "pie" was the molten crater of an active volcano.

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Chuck Norris' programs never exit, they terminate.

#319

The best-laid plans of mice and men often go awry. Even the worst-laid plans of Chuck Norris come off without a hitch.

#186

Chuck Norris invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sexual intercourse, and football-- in that order.

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Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.

#349

The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.