Science Fact: Roundhouse kicks are comprised primarily of an element called Chucktanium.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#692

Chuck Norris Let The Dogs Out.

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July 4th is Independence day. And the day Chuck Norris was born. Coincidence? I think not.

#401

Chuck Norris is the only person who can simultaneously hold and fire FIVE Uzis: One in each hand, one in each foot -- and the 5th one he roundhouse-kicks into the air, so that it sprays bullets.

#447

Chuck Norris' dick is so big, it has it's own dick, and that dick is still bigger than yours.

#291

Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people.

#202

Chuck Norris is currently suing myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

#641

Chuck Norris once arm-wrestled himself ... and won.

#638

Chuck Norris puts sunglasses on to protect the sun from his eyes.

#389

Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

#276

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

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Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.

#199

Hellen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.