Science Fact: Roundhouse kicks are comprised primarily of an element called Chucktanium.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#372

Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.

#106

Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.

#145

When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.

#579

Chuck Norris types with one finger. He points it at the keyboard and the keyboard does the rest.

#505

It works on my machine always holds true for Chuck Norris.

#265

Chuck Norris does not play the lottery. It doesn't have nearly enough balls.

#494

Chuck Norris doesn't need garbage collection because he doesn't call .Dispose(), he calls .DropKick().

#340

If you were somehow able to land a punch on Chuck Norris your entire arm would shatter upon impact. This is only in theory, since, come on, who in their right mind would try this?

#235

Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

#383

Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.

#17

The movie "Delta Force" was extremely hard to make because Chuck had to downplay his abilities. The first few cuts were completely unbelievable.

#335

The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.