Science Fact: Roundhouse kicks are comprised primarily of an element called Chucktanium.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#421

Chuck Norris' sperm can be seen with the naked eye. Each one is the size of a quarter.

#139

The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.

#397

A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.

#605

Only Chuck Norris shuts down websites without due process, not SOPA or PIPA.

#665

Chuck Norris doesn't drive, he tells the car where to go.

#191

An anagram for Walker Texas Ranger is KARATE WRANGLER SEX. I don't know what that is, but it sounds AWESOME.

#720

When Chuck Norris crosses the road, the cars have to look both ways.

#651

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.

#86

In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.

#509

Chuck Norris' beard can type 140 wpm.

#109

What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.

#388

A man once claimed Chuck Norris kicked his ass twice, but it was promptly dismissed as false - no one could survive it the first time.