Science Fact: Roundhouse kicks are comprised primarily of an element called Chucktanium.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#503

Project managers never ask Chuck Norris for estimations... ever.

#308

The phrase 'break a leg' was originally coined by Chuck Norris' co-stars in Walker, Texas Ranger as a good luck charm, indicating that a broken leg might be the worst extent of their injuries. This never proved to be the case.

#505

It works on my machine always holds true for Chuck Norris.

#157

Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!

#501

The only pattern Chuck Norris knows is God Object.

#596

Chuck Norris' unit tests don't run. They die.

#689

Chuck Norris once bought Chicago pizza in Seattle.

#56

Chuck Norris' brain waves are suspected to be harmful to cell phones.

#713

Chuck Norris drove his mom home from the hospital after she gave birth to him.

#544

Chuck Norris programs occupy 150% of CPU, even when they are not executing.

#690

Chuck Norris caught a bullet by blinking.

#345

Noah was the only man notified before Chuck Norris relieved himself in the Atlantic Ocean.