Science Fact: Roundhouse kicks are comprised primarily of an element called Chucktanium.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#676

Chuck Norris has size ten feet but wears size three shoes.

#721

Chuck Norris fought the law, and Chuck Norris won.

#531

Chuck Norris doesn't use reflection, reflection asks politely for his help.

#120

Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.

#127

When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.

#211

There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.

#360

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.

#491

Chuck Norris doesn't have disk latency because the hard drive knows to hurry the hell up.

#573

Chuck Norris uses canvas in IE.

#648

Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.

#145

When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.

#231

Chuck Norris once pulled out a single hair from his beard and skewered three men through the heart with it.