Science Fact: Roundhouse kicks are comprised primarily of an element called Chucktanium.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#213

It's widely believed that Jesus was Chuck Norris' stunt double for crucifixion due to the fact that it is impossible for nails to pierce Chuck Norris' skin.

#681

Chuck Norris CAN talk about fight club.

#165

Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.

#1

If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always answers "Two seconds till". After you ask "Two seconds to what?", he roundhouse kicks you in the face.

#288

Chuck Norris once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.

#233

Chuck Norris' favourite cut of meat is the roundhouse.

#437

Divide Chuck Norris by zero and you will in fact get one........one bad-ass that is.

#740

Chuck Norris once took LSD just to give his hallucinations a bad trip.

#639

Chuck Norris can lock a safe and keep the key inside it.

#338

There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.

#363

Chuck Norris never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.

#27

Chuck Norris just says "no" to drugs. If he said "yes", it would collapse Colombia's infrastructure.