Science Fact: Roundhouse kicks are comprised primarily of an element called Chucktanium.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#463

Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.

#452

One time, at band camp, Chuck Norris ate a percussionist.

#563

Chuck Norris can retrieve anything from /dev/null.

#106

Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.

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COVID-19 is desperate to develop a vaccine against Chuck Norris.

#613

Chuck Norris can make onions cry.

#275

Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.

#570

A diff between your code and Chuck Norris' is infinite.

#328

Chuck Norris does, in fact, live in a round house.

#324

One time, Chuck Norris accidentally stubbed his toe. It destroyed the entire state of Ohio.

#406

The 11th commandment is "Thou shalt not piss off Chuck Norris". This commandment is rarely enforced, as it is impossible to accomplish.

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Chuck Norris can suck a garden hose through a golf ball.