Science Fact: Roundhouse kicks are comprised primarily of an element called Chucktanium.

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#719

Chuck Norris won the Tour de France with a stationary bicycle.

#696

When Chuck Norris claps his hands thunder stays quiet.

#328

Chuck Norris does, in fact, live in a round house.

#635

Chuck Norris once sold eBay to eBay on eBay.

#439

After returning from World War 2 unscrathed, Bob Dole was congratulated by Chuck Norris with a handshake. The rest is history.

#644

Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush. He roundhouse kicks it to the face.

#160

Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

#551

Every SQL statement that Chuck Norris codes has an implicit "COMMIT" in its end.

#524

Chuck Norris is actually the front man for Apple. He let's Steve Jobs run the show when he's on a mission. Chuck Norris is always on a mission.

#20

Wo hu cang long. The translation from Mandarin Chinese reads: "Crouching Chuck, Hidden Norris"

#430

The Drummer for Def Leppard's only got one arm. Chuck Norris needed a back scratcher.

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Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.