Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle - you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face. 272 277 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 50% approval (549 votes)
Human cloning is outlawed because of Chuck Norris, because then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another Chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.
There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.
How many Chuck Norris' does it take to change a light bulb? None, Chuck Norris prefers to kill in the dark.
Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people.