There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.

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#287

Human cloning is outlawed because of Chuck Norris, because then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another Chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.

#523

Bill Gates thinks he's Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris actually laughed. Once.

#355

Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.

#647

Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.

#114

Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe with eleven herbs and spices. Nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.

#771

Thunder is the sound caused by Chuck Norris kicking Lightning's ass.

#708

Chuck Norris died years ago, but the grim reaper can’t pick up the courage to tell him.

#562

Chuck Norris eats lightning and shits out thunder.

#346

MacGyver immediately tried to make a bomb out of some Q-Tips and Gatorade, but Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the solar plexus. MacGyver promptly threw up his own heart.

#262

That's not Chuck Norris doing push-ups -- that's Chuck Norris moving the Earth away from the path of a deadly asteroid.

#685

Chuck Norris CAN count his chickens before they hatch.

#583

Chuck Norris does infinite loops in 4 seconds.