There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious. 287 320 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 47% approval (607 votes)
Knock knock, who's there? Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris who? Sorry, joke is over when Chuck Norris gets involved!
Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.
In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.