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There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.
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When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.
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We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.
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Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his mother's womb.
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When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.
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Chuck Norris can look at you in a tone of voice.
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Love does not hurt. Chuck Norris does.
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There is no April 1st in Chuck Norris' calendar, because no one can fool him.
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Once death had a near Chuck Norris experience.
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Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.
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The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.
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Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.
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