There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#599

How many Chuck Norris' require to screw a light bulb? None, he will screw it all.

#117

Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.

#492

Chuck Norris writes code that optimizes itself.

#660

Chuck Norris can grill a popsicle.

#606

Chuck Norris does not need a watch, he decides what time it is.

#104

A handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

#199

Hellen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.

#566

Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers COMMAND line.

#124

Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

#262

That's not Chuck Norris doing push-ups -- that's Chuck Norris moving the Earth away from the path of a deadly asteroid.

#529

Chuck Norris can write multi-threaded applications with a single thread.

#290

In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.