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There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.
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Chuck Norris puts sunglasses on to protect the sun from his eyes.
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When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.
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Chuck Norris doesn't turn on his faucet, he stares at it until it cries.
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Chuck Norris can kill seven with one blow. By literally blowing on them.
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Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.
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Chuck Norris has won the lifetime achievement award...twice.
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Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
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Chuck Norris made the sun by rubbing his hands together.
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Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.
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When J. Robert Oppenheimer said "I am become death, the destroyer Of worlds", He was not referring to the atomic bomb. He was referring to the Chuck Norris halloween costume he was wearing.
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Chuck Norris will make your hair grow faster than Rogaine.
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Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick).
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