There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#457

Chuck Norris once round-house kicked a salesman. Over the phone.

#387

Think of a hot woman. Chuck Norris did her.

#168

The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.

#252

Do you know why Baskin Robbins only has 31 flavors? Because Chuck Norris doesn't like Fudge Ripple.

#494

Chuck Norris doesn't need garbage collection because he doesn't call .Dispose(), he calls .DropKick().

#115

The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.

#720

When Chuck Norris crosses the road, the cars have to look both ways.

#251

Chuck Norris began selling the Total Gym as an ill-fated attempt to make his day-to-day opponents less laughably pathetic.

#95

Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.

#514

Chuck Norris can overflow your stack just by looking at it.

#376

Most people fear the Reaper. Chuck Norris considers him "a promising Rookie".

#412

Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.