There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#626

Chuck Norris doesn't need a keyboard he tells the computer to write something and it does.

#406

The 11th commandment is "Thou shalt not piss off Chuck Norris". This commandment is rarely enforced, as it is impossible to accomplish.

#231

Chuck Norris once pulled out a single hair from his beard and skewered three men through the heart with it.

#420

Sweating bullets is literally what happens when Chuck Norris gets too hot.

#353

Chuck Norris knows everything there is to know - Except for the definition of mercy.

#555

Chuck Norris compresses his files by doing a flying round house kick to the hard drive.

#356

When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.

#279

Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.

#297

Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.

#319

The best-laid plans of mice and men often go awry. Even the worst-laid plans of Chuck Norris come off without a hitch.

#75

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

#197

Chuck Norris built a better mousetrap, but the world was too frightened to beat a path to his door.