There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#285

Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes.

#650

Chuck Norris makes onions cry.

#96

Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.

#217

Ninjas want to grow up to be just like Chuck Norris. But usually they grow up just to be killed by Chuck Norris.

#345

Noah was the only man notified before Chuck Norris relieved himself in the Atlantic Ocean.

#348

Chuck Norris eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow.

#394

Every time Chuck Norris smiles, someone dies. Unless he smiles while he's roundhouse kicking someone in the face. Then two people die.

#354

Scientifically speaking, it is impossible to charge Chuck Norris with obstruction of justice. This is because even Chuck Norris cannot be in two places at the same time.

#169

It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

#400

Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.

#443

Only Chuck Norris can prevent forest fires.

#689

Chuck Norris once bought Chicago pizza in Seattle.