There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#459

Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.

#595

Chuck Norris never has to build his program to machine code. Machines have learnt to interpret Chuck Norris code.

#477

Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

#432

Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.

#381

Chuck Norris was banned from competitive bullriding after a 1992 exhibition in San Antonio, when he rode the bull 1,346 miles from Texas to Milwaukee Wisconsin to pick up his dry cleaning.

#201

If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.

#417

Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.

#286

Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a Chuck Norris glare will liquefy your kidneys.

#227

'Icy-Hot' is too weak for Chuck Norris. After a workout, Chuck Norris rubs his muscles down with liquid-hot MAGMA.

#184

Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.

#92

Faster than a speeding bullet... More powerful than a locomotive... Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... These are some of Chuck Norris' warm-up exercises.

#437

Divide Chuck Norris by zero and you will in fact get one........one bad-ass that is.