There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#116

When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.

#404

We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.

#411

When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.

#166

Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his mother's womb.

#444

When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.

#686

Chuck Norris can look at you in a tone of voice.

#455

Love does not hurt. Chuck Norris does.

#612

There is no April 1st in Chuck Norris' calendar, because no one can fool him.

#618

Once death had a near Chuck Norris experience.

#459

Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.

#671

The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.

#78

Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.