There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious. 287 320 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 47% approval (607 votes)
The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.
It is scientifically impossible for Chuck Norris to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself.
The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.