There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.

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#186

Chuck Norris invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sexual intercourse, and football-- in that order.

#127

When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.

#486

Most tough men eat nails for breakfast. Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.

#634

Tornados occur when Chuck Norris sneezes.

#334

With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.

#75

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

#536

Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.

#24

The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends"

#672

Chuck Norris can laugh with a straight face.

#595

Chuck Norris never has to build his program to machine code. Machines have learnt to interpret Chuck Norris code.

#105

Chuck Norris doesn't wash his clothes. He disembowels them.

#702

Chuck Norris finished the neverending story.