There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious. 287 320 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 47% approval (607 votes)
The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris.
In the Beginning there was nothing … then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.
A handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
If Chuck Norris were to travel to an alternate dimension in which there was another Chuck Norris and they both fought, they would both win.