There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious. 287 320 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 47% approval (607 votes)
Knock knock, who's there? Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris who? Sorry, joke is over when Chuck Norris gets involved!
The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.
In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.