There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.

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More Chuck Norris facts

#545

Chuck Norris can spawn threads that complete before they are started.

#562

Chuck Norris eats lightning and shits out thunder.

#514

Chuck Norris can overflow your stack just by looking at it.

#299

Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Chuck Norris. He only has two needs: killing people and finding people to kill.

#92

Faster than a speeding bullet... More powerful than a locomotive... Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... These are some of Chuck Norris' warm-up exercises.

#578

When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.

#678

The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.

#93

Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.

#656

Chuck Norris can go past the Character limit.

#84

Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.

#535

Chuck Norris doesn't needs try-catch, exceptions are too afraid to raise.

#655

Chuck Norris once beat a wall at tennis.