There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious. 287 320 Copy WhatsApp Tweet Share Reddit Pin 47% approval (607 votes)
The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.
There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris.
In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris killed that man.
A handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.